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Money can get you a face-lift not beauty. The acclaimed versace donatella y'all.

How do I start. Ok. Uhmm

I hate the front page except if there is an important match. it is ugly and full of piss. It is so damn annoying the topics that make it. Imagine, I just saw a topic that goes thus 'How to know if a girl's arse is fake' Wtf! That is making the front page of a social platform as fine as nairaland? So many examples I can't bare to write because thinking about it sickens me.

But good news though, I found solace on the trending page. In fact, if I didn't know better I'ld have said maybe a virus changed the front page into the trending page because it has on it everything a front page should have......

#ETTP #FTFP

Why the fuuuccccccck did this make front page

Under no conditions

HugeCock:
not totally. It still has a bit of fifa movement in it. But wat i dont like is that freekicks are very easy to score now. They now use d ps2 fifa style of scoring freekicks

u mean like vry very very easy cos I've never played fifa on ps2

HugeCock:
The only good thing about it is that they've reverted to their normal pes style gameplay. D graphics are awesome too. Apart from that, they're just fifa wannabes. The faces are fifalike (if you know wat i mean) jonny evans looks like wes brown. Van persie looks like a school girl. Ronaldo somehow has a fat head. Di maria looks like dracul. It goes on and on. And they should change commentators. They've been using jon champion & jim beglin for 6years now. I've decided to stick wit pes2013. To me dats d best they've made.

they've reverted you mean like in pes 13 Pls answer asap.... If yes its goooooodddd newssss oooo! Robbing cbn straight away t buy my ps4 nd pes15

Nextlevel0007:
This is Logic,,,,, Religious peeps call it Prophecy

shut up nt everybody that calls christ knows him truly..


Seriously he prophesied about wizkid and tuface? Hmmm only God knws who is serving him

No 1. My dad used it back then. Godd I love that phone back then I was the snake master you no fit beat me on snake and its own snake game was the best snake game nt the trash nokia called an upgrrade. My dad tried t beat me then he later gave up... SNAKE MASTE®

I can solve it... Pm me

how dod I pm u when you don't evn have a link

freshness2020:
Thanks for τ̲̅ђe compliment dude! But remember we all complement each other to be τ̲̅ђe best! So no one is wiser Dan τ̲̅ђe other!

word!

freshness2020:
Hate τ̲̅ђe truth and run after lies dat will put them in total jeopardy!
Then after been jilted they will run to τ̲̅ђe world saying "all men are τ̲̅ђe same"

you are officially the wisest dude on Nairaland. You knack the nail for head!

freshness2020:
I have Oº°˚˚°ºo. my broo! Is not an easy something!lol!

what I have Ͼōme to realise is that girls actually want liars they hate honest men they want that guy that has no car but tells them he just ordered a benz convertible who has no house but takes them to his friends house in pretense its his

freshness2020:
..a place of Consolation for jilted folks!
God punish infidelity!

Amen you been jilted too?

EroticAngelina:
I'm booking space in case the topic reaches FP

chai!! you this kids(eyin mode wonyii)

EroticAngelina:
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and the dots mean what??

Timijo:
Which is correct?
Cars are parked at owner's risk or cars are parked at owners' risk.
Please state your reason(s)

To start lemme clarify 's and s'

1. 'S is used when you talk about singular ownership

2. S' is used when you talk of plural ownership.

And also 3. 'Cars are' in both sentences are treated as collectives so its like tlking abt a singular car.

When you say "cars are parked at owner's risk" you are wrong because 'cars are' is now like a singular statement. In short all you need to perfect this sentence is cars are parked at the owner's risk.

2. 'Cars are parked at owners' risk' is very correct because owners' is a plural possessive and the 'cars are'[which is like singular] treats each owners' car.

Am subject to criticism

Abi o @padeolu.. I was asking one out and I made sure to ask her if she was dating anybody because I can't date another person's girl I do not want that to be done to me... And I av nvr dated for pucsy's sake If I love you I ask you out. Anyway sha she had to boyfriends while I was asking her out infact she accepted for one while we was talking

They tell each other 'I love you' yet the next minute he's carousing at a party with the next hot chick.

They say things about being each others 'bae' and the following day she's deep-Drinking his bestie... You can't ask a girl out cause you must take her out and keep doing that for the relationship to work...

If you are tired of this shh.it and don't give a Bleep anymore, come over here and let's revile in being 'single' who knows you might findd the right person here...

And y'all should know me by now if youu come here mocking na die u dey