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iheanyi40:
u mean ma wiffy ?

me I didn't see any bride price o

OkeEsibe:
how super is he?

so super hez one of the most formidable strikers in the world.


Meanwhile sterling shhould be owed 250 years salary he is just too stupid haaaa!!!!!!! Even my junior sister will score that goal

iheanyi40:
make assnal lose joor

se e sick sir?

Baloooooooooooooooooo. Super Mario

May liverpool's stupidity continue till the arsenal draw

Janeify:
you are on point

she wants the D joor... Meanwhile...

(In tom's voice in tom and jerry(singing olamide's first of all)) Jaefly u fit say I make a fool I no send I no send first of all you are fine o baby can you be mine o

What If I told you all I have her pin right now? I can give y'all to add shez dumb though english wise. She calls delete detect

The english language is filled of borrowed words from other languages. Some have been so long part of the language since the Norman Conquest, that they are no longer thought of as being foreign words. The process however goes on, and recent borrowings include glasnost and perestroika from russian. Below are languages, and words borrowed from them.

The english language is filled of borrowed words from other languages. Some have been so long part of the language since the Norman Conquest, that they are no longer thought of as being foreign words. The process however goes on, and recent borrowings include glasnost and perestroika from russian. Below are languages, and words borrowed from them.

Italian
Words relating to music and art, food etc are mostly borrowed from this language they include: piano,libretto, opera, soprano, tempo, corridor, fresco, niche, parapet, macaroni, pasta, semolina and spaghetti.

Dutch
Words acquired relates to ships and sea since they ferry a lot. These include: yatch, cruise, deck, skipper.
Through the Dutch/Afrikasns connection we have borrowed apartheid,boss and trek.

German
We have borrowed dachshund, hamster, frankfurter, kindergarten and waltz. As well as words relating to ww2, blitz flak and strafe.

Norse and the scandinavian

Includes: egg, dirt, glitter, kick, law, odd, skill, take, they, though, ski slalom.

Celtic
Bannock, bog, brogue, cairn, crag, slogan, whisky.

Arabian
Algebra, alkali, ghoul, hazard, mohair, safari,scarlet, assassin, apricot,almanac,talisman.

Indian
Bungalow,chutney,dinghy,dungarees,gymkhana,jungle,pundit,shampoo,pakora,poppadom,samosa etc.

South american
From here as come: avocado,chocolate,chilli,potato, tobacco and tomato.

Hebrew
Alphabet,camel,cinnamon,maudlin.

Yiddish
Shmuck, chutzpah,schmaltz,bagel.

[B]North American[/b]
Kayak,anorak, raccoon, toboggan. From the aboriginal language have come: kangaroo, boomerang.

Japanese
Judo, bonsai,tycoon.

Rattan from malay and kungfu, ginseng and sampan from chinese.

With britain becoming more of a cosmopolitan and multi-cultural nation, the borrowing is increasing.

The english language is filled of borrowed words from other languages. Some have been so long part of the language since the Norman Conquest, that they are no longer thought of as being foreign words. The process however goes on, and recent borrowings include glasnost and perestroika from russian. Below are languages, and words borrowed from them.

The english language is filled of borrowed words from other languages. Some have been so long part of the language since the Norman Conquest, that they are no longer thought of as being foreign words. The process however goes on, and recent borrowings include glasnost and perestroika from russian. Below are languages, and words borrowed from them.

[B]Italian[/b]
Words relating to music and art, food etc are mostly borrowed from this language they include: piano,libretto, opera, soprano, tempo, corridor, fresco, niche, parapet, macaroni, pasta, semolina and spaghetti.

[B]Dutch[/b]
Words acquired relates to ships and sea since they ferry a lot. These include: yatch, cruise, deck, skipper.
Through the Dutch/Afrikasns connection we have borrowed apartheid,boss and trek.

[B]German[/b]
We have borrowed dachshund, hamster, frankfurter, kindergarten and waltz. As well as words relating to ww2, blitz flak and strafe.

[B]Norse and the scandinavian[/b]

Includes: egg, dirt, glitter, kick, law, odd, skill, take, they, though, ski slalom.

[B]Celtic[/b]
Bannock, bog, brogue, cairn, crag, slogan, whisky.

[B]Arabian[/b]
Algebra, alkali, ghoul, hazard, mohair, safari,scarlet, assassin, apricot,almanac,talisman.

[B]Indian[/b]
Bungalow,chutney,dinghy,dungarees,gymkhana,jungle,pundit,shampoo,pakora,poppadom,samosa etc.

[B]South american[/b]
From here as come: avocado,chocolate,chilli,potato, tobacco and tomato.

[B]Hebrew[/b]
Alphabet,camel,cinnamon,maudlin.

[B]Yiddish[/b]
Shmuck, chutzpah,schmaltz,bagel.

[B]North American[/b]
Kayak,anorak, raccoon, toboggan. From the aboriginal language have come: kangaroo, boomerang.

[B]Japanese[/b]
Judo, bonsai,tycoon.

Rattan from malay and kungfu, ginseng and sampan from chinese.

With britain becoming more of a cosmopolitan and multi-cultural nation, the borrowing is increasing.

frank317:
Why will I send my wife and his brothers to beg him to stop? I will talk to him directly myself, that's what every responsible father would do.
If my stubborn son still come to me for money after disobeying me... I will understand that he is really confused. Rightly he is not supposed to be courageous to come begging me knowing I am angry with him. So for him to come to me... Its either he does not know I am angry with him or he does not understand me or he is plain stupid. Either way, I will bring him closer and make him understand instead of giving him a death sentence.

And you sent your wife and his brothers because you were in another country. And please who in the world will give his son a death sentence. Be realistic jare

frank317:
Why will I send my wife and his brothers to beg him to stop? I will talk to him directly myself, that's what every responsible father would do.
If my stubborn son still come to me for money after disobeying me... I will understand that he is really confused. Rightly he is not supposed to be courageous to come begging me knowing I am angry with him. So for him to come to me... Its either he does not know I am angry with him or he does not understand me or he is plain stupid. Either way, I will bring him closer and make him understand instead of giving him a death sentence.

good. See what God faces? We offend him, go against his will throw dirt in his face yet we go to church on sunday, yet he let's his breath stay in us, yet we ask him for that job opportunity, yet we expect him to guide and keep us safe. He doesn't hold all these against us he still calls us to come to him because he knows that the devil at the end of the day will not let us go to heaven because he has already said no sinner will go unpunished..

Ha ha! You are wicked self! Someone who sent his only son to die for our sins?? Ha ha! Imagine your father asking you to abandon your life and go to a remote place to teach them math and on getting their and spending a year with them an exam is given them and they don't even touch the script. How the f...uck will you feel.

finofaya:
I will feel disrespected.

and may I remind you that you sent your wife, his brothers to 'beg' him to stop cause you were away. My friend will you give him the money for shoprite?

finofaya:
Lol. Thanks for the tip. Now let me go and own that sibling rivalry.



The issue is whether God loves the people he commits to hell. I say he does not, not in the slightest even.

tell me how you would feel if a child of yours does everything you warned him no to in all the week days and on saturday he comes to you for shoprite money.

happydays1:
We make so much criticism about our goverment, but fail to look at brighter sides where things are working, but were formally moriburn. Last weekend, while relaxing in my flat, I suddenly heard people screaming, "fire! fire! fire". I looked out of my window I saw fire gushing out of a two storey's roof. Trust lagos boys na, they started fetching water to quench the fire, but they complain that the particular flat was electric shocking. I reach out to my phone and dialed 112 emergency number, in secounds a lady picked up the call, i gave her my story, fire! she collected my details; name, address, i gave her. she now asked of the address of the resident on fire, I gave her. Would you believe in about 15 minutes fire fighters arrived with their siren blasting, and assisted in quenching the already spreading fire. I was like wow! in this country?

Nigerians have suffered so much mild suffering seems like luxury to them. In 15 minutes do you know the things that could have been burnt. In America 5minutes is the response time infact some times earlier than that so what the Bleep are you saying!!!

finofaya:
Oga, your God does not love the sinners he sends to hell. The opportunity to repent is afforded both in Islam and in Christianity. A person who dies in a sinful state is punished in both religions. Stop lying for your God.

Brother on the thinking thing if you thought it out you would know that while on earth allah approves the killing of none muslim people and enforces treating them like as outcasts. But Jesus on the other hand treats both non christians and christians as one while on earth but on getting to heaven 'burn it up' is the song that's played for them.

Dopeyomi:
This is an offense against tHe Nigerian Police Force!

The poster of this; All I need now is your picture A̶̲̥̅̊η∂ house address.. You're doomed! You will never ever post this rubbish in your entire life time!

You are very stupid for this post very very stupid. So people can't say the right thing anymore. They are sleeping on their job and you call revealing that offensive. Nigeeria employs bloody illiterates as police officers who take bribes and shoot civillians anyhow and sleep on duty and someone is here telling us not to sleep thinking we are being guarded and 'all you need is his picture' you are stupid o and you don't know.

You want to misuse constituted authority again. Another crime apart from the one in the picture ode ni eeee!!! You are foolish and very stupid.

I saw this on youtube decided to share with you guys. Apparently there would be a movie about messi and it Premiers January 1....I can't wait!!!!!

The link


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y1YKKVGQE5g&itct=COkEEKQwGAYiEwjMl-fpiLXCAhUNDcMKHaF1AI8yBmctaGlnaA%3D%3D&client=mv-google&gl=NL&hl=en-GB

If its not clickable copy and paste in your browser.

Wisegeek01:
Chill out bro,
its not a must you comment oo"
Pple like you are the ones taking out the fun in these threads*

And Neither was I talkn to u* smh

Boda agba I am the 'op' if u don't know

emperorchedda:

u cnt understand that's my real cousin

Wisegeek01:
Op I think you might still be confused .. .
Because I am flummoxed

all this pedants trying to form I know english... So inother words you are saying "op I think you might still be confused... Because am confused" ki ni itumo yen(wt does dt mean)

cococandy:
OP it seems like you're my third cousin four times removed

if that is you gan gan in the picture then we are cousins no removing.. See the daddy that born the son that born thhe daddy that born the daddy of the daddy that born the daddy are brothers... Infact we could be destined lovers cause the mum that born all those daddies said that two cousins will marry each other.... I'v been looking for you like.. Oya here is my pin... 2b......

Abbey2sam:
Can ýou please translate what you wrote to French .....
cuz we don't understand what you wrote in France
BTW, i school in France

rapsodeep:
Over here in Rome, cousin is cousin

Tonydeeb:
You be frenchman? Abeg, speak in english & we myt reconsider...

unibenstudent1:
This is y yaba left will keep getting full

ggrin:
Nickz

I have explained ooooo boda yaba left u need to be there because u obviously don't talk with sense. Olodo. Omo

HFOG:
Sorry too dear if I sounded offended I was only being curious

aii

HFOG:
Why didn't you place this on the original thread?

am sorry I didn't check it before hand.

I have gotten it let's see if this would help. Check the education thread for it.

silvermania:
??

johnjohnson:

johnjohnson:
jeez dis simple thing

Y are u scrolling down

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Crystalline:
Hmm... pls can u type in Nigerian language?

EroticAngelina:
confused

ammyluv2002:

ammyluv2002:

What is a First Cousin, Twice Removed?


If someone walked up to you and said "Howdy, I'm your third cousin, twice removed," would you have any idea what they meant?
Most people have a good understanding of basic relationship words such as "mother," "father," "aunt," "uncle," "brother," and "sister." But what about the relationship terms that we don't use in everyday speech? Terms like "second cousin" and "first cousin, once removed"? We don't tend to speak about our relationships in such exact terms ("cousin" seems good enough when you are introducing one person to another), so most of us aren't familiar with what these words mean.

Relationship Terms
Sometimes, especially when working on your family history, it's handy to know how to describe your family relationships more exactly. The definitions below should help you out.
Cousin (a.k.a "first cousin"
Your first cousins are the people in your family who have two of the same grandparents as you. In other words, they are the children of your aunts and uncles.
Second Cousin
Your second cousins are the people in your family who have the same great-grandparents as you., but not the same grandparents.
Third, Fourth, and Fifth Cousins
Your third cousins have the same great-great-grandparents, fourth cousins have the same great-great-great-grandparents, and so on.

Removed

When the word "removed" is used to describe a relationship, it indicates that the two people are from different generations. You and your first cousins are in the same generation (two generations younger than your grandparents), so the word "removed" is not used to describe your relationship.
The words "once removed" mean that there is a difference of one generation. For example, your mother's first cousin is your first cousin, once removed. This is because your mother's first cousin is one generation younger than your grandparents and you are two generations younger than your grandparents. This one-generation difference equals "once removed."

Twice removed means that there is a two-generation difference. You are two generations younger than a first cousin of your grandmother, so you and your grandmother's first cousin are first cousins, twice removed.

ammyluv2002:

you don't get it too right?

I was taken aback when I saw this too.
And this can cause confusion so read fastidiously.

The children of brothers and sisters are First cousins to each other.

The children of first cousins are second cousins to each other. The child of one's first cousin and the first cousin[/b]of one's parents is one's [b]first cousin first removed.

The grand child of one's first cousin or the first cousin of one's grand child is one's second cousin twice removed .

Phew! The top of my head hurts from trying to know what that means. I got lost at the first removed part whoevver understands pls do explain.

Torh... I read this and it explained a bit to me what all that means... Hope it does to you too.



If someone walked up to you and said "Howdy, I'm your third cousin, twice removed," would you have any idea what they meant?
Most people have a good understanding of basic relationship words such as "mother," "father," "aunt," "uncle," "brother," and "sister." But what about the relationship terms that we don't use in everyday speech? Terms like "second cousin" and "first cousin, once removed"? We don't tend to speak about our relationships in such exact terms ("cousin" seems good enough when you are introducing one person to another), so most of us aren't familiar with what these words mean.

Relationship Terms
Sometimes, especially when working on your family history, it's handy to know how to describe your family relationships more exactly. The definitions below should help you out.
Cousin (a.k.a "first cousin"
Your first cousins are the people in your family who have two of the same grandparents as you. In other words, they are the children of your aunts and uncles.
Second Cousin
Your second cousins are the people in your family who have the same great-grandparents as you., but not the same grandparents.
Third, Fourth, and Fifth Cousins
Your third cousins have the same great-great-grandparents, fourth cousins have the same great-great-great-grandparents, and so on.

Removed

When the word "removed" is used to describe a relationship, it indicates that the two people are from different generations. You and your first cousins are in the same generation (two generations younger than your grandparents), so the word "removed" is not used to describe your relationship.
The words "once removed" mean that there is a difference of one generation. For example, your mother's first cousin is your first cousin, once removed. This is because your mother's first cousin is one generation younger than your grandparents and you are two generations younger than your grandparents. This one-generation difference equals "once removed."

Twice removed means that there is a two-generation difference. You are two generations younger than a first cousin of your grandmother, so you and your grandmother's first cousin are first cousins, twice removed.

englishmart:
fvck your feelings

hw dumb can you show urself to be?! Telling you to correct that turd you wrote is a feeling?? Olodo omo

englishmart:
another paedophile forcefully given out in marriage to a yerimaous man.


She's fvking tired of the fvking marriage to her Dad's mate..

She should be treated as deserved..
Others must be deterred from such heinous act

What the hell did you just write if you want to be pedantric atleast do a good job at it, cause I don't know why you would call that girl a 'pedophile' please go back to school. if yoou don't know words don't use them mtchewww

santos876:
holy mother of God.hu d hell iz dis.mere looking at her at nyt can make me loose appetite.wow.moni can't do everytin u knw

loose apetite talk about developing non-acute insomnia