₦airaland Forum

Juvante:
Sorry bro! I just dey tell that babe my mind! She nor know say Naija babes dey vex nowadays!

I dey feel u bro ,looks like the mata dey vex u wella oh

Juvante:
I can't help but laugh at your piece!
It is a classic example of the reason why Nigerians are asked to write TOEFL exam, though we are native speakers of the English language. Captain Blood will always say this maxim- " reading is not comprehension! In your haste , did you notice the inverted commas sandwiching several words?
1. I was RIGHT! You don't understand the reality of the pressure on the modern day Nigerian girls, and it's simple. You don't school in Nigeria! Can you tell me just one job that an undergraduate lady will do in Nigeria that will enable her to save up to 2.1 million naira after four years on campus? That is the minimum that is expected from her if she is going to school abroad in the Schengen zone because of tuition free schools. Let's not talk about the UK , US or Canada! Talking of prostitutes, I will never discriminate or insult anyone for his or her choice of life! A lady sleeps with men, goes for regular medical checkup and is paid for her "job", and another lady sleeps with her boyfriend and have several one night stands and flings in the name of love and sexual attraction. The poser is this- can you tell me the difference between them, or the smarter of the two?
2. Let me give you a simple advice when it comes to men. You can not tell the depth of the heart of a man , except he is on his deathbed! You say you know your brothers but I tell you that you are wrong! It is easier for a man to discuss his past relationships with his ex than to tell his sister about it! You can take it to the bank! That was the reason why I said you should ask "gently". Have you ever attended a night club with any of your brothers' friends? Can you swear on your life that your brothers have never been to a strippers joint? Don't ever in your life, believe that you know the full history of a man, until he is dead! You will be shocked by the tales that e will hear about him! Boys will always be boys !
3. You are not a guy. So you don't know where the shoe hurts! It was a rhetorical question to the guys and I bet you that the answer is unanimous and the vsilence is so loud and deafening !
4. As for prostitutes,it is the oldest profession worldwide! Have you ever wondered why in countries with the world's Highest GDP, there are prostitutes? HaVe you ever been to Amsterdam ? You will be shocked! I don't pontificate or insult people about their choice because I don't know the journey that brought them to that point!
As for me, I am with a lovely lady who will make Juliet green with envy, and I am contented with her! You might think that you know it all, but I assure you that you are far from the daily realities of life here in Nigeria! As for ill breeding, I know the son of a billionaire convicted of armed robbery, and his father died from the shock! You think been able to speak Queen's English and been political correct, is a sign of a well bred lady? When you are challenged by the vissitude of life, and it seems like the weight of the world is on your shoulders , tempted on the crossroad of life changing decisions, then, you will understand the meaning of the word, prostitute and an ill bred girl! Auf wiedersehen!

Which kind long long tins be dis na, una dey plan.to write project for dis trend or wat ? Pls limite the words so we can follow ,patience to read long tins no dey at all

liquidmetall:
What business do u have with naija men??
And why are u so concerned about finding out y they love foreign ladies

Or do u want a nigerian to marry u??

nigeria is the topic on the lips of people who get to know how cool we are ,every foreigner hu gets to know about nairaland falls in love with everytin naija ,the languages and food ,so intrest in naija men is not out of place cos we coolest on earth

Juvante:
This why I said u dey vex! But I get two tiny question
1. Who go dey collect the tithe and offering of our buka?
2. Wetin Cherlene go do for us if we employ am?
The name of the buka will be " UR WIFE DEY LEARN".

Lol dat name. Go well. ,on the cash issue I go take care of it to balance the division of. Duty

teasel:
Lmao! Reasons to think otherwise? Who the hell cares what you think?

If you were asking me to give you reasons why most Nigerian males can't answer a question as simple as the op's without showing their usual crude behaviour, then, just maybe, I wouldn't mind given that to you.

nothing personal but still the guys gave their points in clear language not because they hate the nigeria ladies but because a fault not well told will never be corrected ,still u shud try to read well to see wat brought about the comparison before u conclude on an expanded issue

Juvante:
Bro, jokes apart, I can cook o! I learnt from the best in the game, the head of the cooks in my extended family , my grandma! Take that to the bank coz if she rearrange sour soup, he sweet pass fresh soup when my mama just cook!

Lol ,meaning we need to open one bukka sharply oh ,u cook and do the tasting in case while I wash plate ,division of labour

teasel:
This thread has just proved the useless, crude nature of a large percentage of Nigerian men.

Take it or leave it u can't beat the masses dear ,you don't talk because u. Just want to talk you shud b able to give us reasons to tink otherwise,ur comment here just proved us right ,telling. When one tin is been said by more than 4 pipo u.shud try to look closely and work on the issue than blame men

Juvante:
Pleasant reply. God bless you as you proceed on your culinary journey! I will be there to guide you along the way,if you accept my offer!

Offers coming in by the minute now oh ,bros no.tell mi say u na pro cook too oh ,every guy forming pro cook now wen we taste the tin maggi fit pass pepper ,abi u get anoda offer?So the offer don't pass mi by if u still accepting offers cherlene I can wash dishes oh I no get body to competite with pros

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Juvante:
U dey vex too na! If Cherlene drop one big bowl of chicken pepper soup for Middle of Nairaland boys, boys go lose teeth because of the hustle! This election update dey cause hunger across Nigeria!

the yommyness no go get mate oh

Juvante:
The guy is a suspect! The type Of Oga that the house maid will scared to be left with in the house, when madam is not around! You know what I mean!

Lol men are vexing oh

Ruggedbaba:
I am a man of the kitchen! I love seeing a woman in the kitchen, doing her thing! So, when I said that I will love to see you in the kitchen, I mean it! The taste of the pudding is in its preparation! So are you good enough to take up my offer?

Dat offer get as he be oh ,man Of the kitchen as in u cook or just watch dem cook?

Ruggedbaba:
hmm

your eyes on.it abi?

Cherlene:
Prepare to be increased in weigh, hehehe.

Cherlene

dat shouldn't b an issue na

Cherlene:
Aaw, do not be troubled. I will definite prepare the pepper soup for you, on my visitation to Nigeria.

Cherlene

Can't wait for dat time oh

Cherlene:
Thank you my brother.
OH perhaps the image was taken pretty NEAR-BY, therefore.

Still in the learning process!

Cherlene

Still learning ? Looks more like the work of a pro ,u must hav dedicated a lot of time to dis nigeria project oh

Learning nigeria dishes on a fast paste ,on.dat pepper soup 100% nigerian ,looks so appealing

Looking so yommy ,you really tryd op ,the moimoi looking like bread though mayb because of the shape sha,gud pass for one hu is still learnin

This guy must be the most respect gov in nigeria ,neva heard any bad word against him from his people ,kano now coming to quotes after the groundnut erra

Great work u.are doing bro

Wow is dis really nigeria? meaning I really need to visit kano for tour oh

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