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Let the Mumu people no cause civil unrest for this country when we still Dey manage oh , watin happen for Egypt when dem remove government no reach like this , Buhari should enjoy is last days in office rather than make this small shit tear him yansh oh

Goodlady:
And I ll bewitch you till you transfer all your savings to me. You go borrow sef if you no get.

Thank God I no sabi even transfer 🙏

Goodlady:
Send her airtime. Never knew you are so unserious!
If I m your girlfriend, I ll cut one dirty leaf 🍀 for you cos you be goat wey need food.

This one na witch lol

You want ibo man to leave him weekend market to go watch campaign abi ? Obi in Lagos na when he pass their store , Lagos that people are hustling for their daily bread and you don’t want to give shi shi so go hard oh even if they love you to vote for you to gather people for stadium go hard

Road2Success:
Hello nairalanders,

Please I will want you all to read this. though I am not a good writer. I rented an apartment somewhere on the Lagos island. We are just 4 in the compound. When I parked into my apartment my wife came with a pregnancy but we lost the baby when she gave birth to the boy. The following year she got pregnant again, The baby also died the day she gave birth. I am not a religious person but my wife is closer to God. She has been telling me about this compound but I just don't have any reason to think or suspect anything.

Lemme tell you in my compound if one of us is working the others will lose there job. I have no reason to be suspecting anything untill I heard that one of the tenants is owning our landlord 2 years rent and our landlord didn't raise voice. In this Lagos that I know landlord don't joke with house rent. Our landlord don't bother us for rent. Sometimes I will be the one sending the house rent to him without him even asking.

I also heard that was the same thing that happened to previous occupants. They lived there without paying for many years and the landlord didnt disturb them.

I won't say our live is better in this house. We are just struggling to survive. Currently I am the only one working while others don't have a job. I am beginning to doubt if our landlord is truly a generous man as we do called him, since he don't bother us for rent.

My wife have lost two pregnancy in this house. I have been jobless many times in this house. I honestly need people opinion on this matter.

Is this house diabolic or the landlord is just a generous man

Moderators please help me move this to front page

How many people get better job for Lagos ? Leave your landlord alone my brother concerning rent some people are bigger than some money don’t be surprise he gave the house out just so the house don’t stay abandoned if the landlord no Dey stay same compound with una meaning no be small man so leave him out of all this , concerning your babies bro check your environment and the health facility you use and even your genotype , no body can use another persons destiny Na una pastor Dey confuse una , person wen no Dey blood related to you nai you wan Dey blame for wahala when your village people Dey there . Please seek health advise from professionals on the birth issue don’t just listen to beer parlor talk about landlord that you might not have seen physically

Pdp abeg where apc store the old notes make we invade am like palliative , politician are having a cruise with the news space with Mumu attacks and counterattacks

When fuel has been selling for over 450 naira for the this long dem no set up task force oh , na poor pos people their power reach , imagine I entered long atm queue to get cash na 1k each everybody can take for an entire day . Obaseki should find another way to make news not through this pos thing the bankers and bank managers are the main problem here

Which film be that ? The talk to me. Now nai I no understand and the water for the house for this kind dry season abi na river niger dem build the house ?

That is if unknown gun men would allow the erection hold oh , it is only a backward set of people who would kill and starve their own people to make a point to a man who won’t feel the pains , easterners killing easterners to gain a republic for easterners I still see no sense In this their fight

Una sure say erection go hold for the east so ?

This matter get as he be , if your friend don’t have kids for the guy in question and his kids in the U.S don’t have communication with this your friend she should just move on with the little stipends she got from the 7 months marriage because looks like a secret marriage and nothing meaningful would come out from it . Painful thought but not a wise decision to stay back to supervise project after marriage when people who have been in the states for long can move with spouse within weeks of marriage

It is the duty of the tenant if the machine did not spoil out of old age or maybe a fake machine , if it got bad due to misuse or bad current the tenant should take charge because it was handled to them in good condition

Are they going to be paying us to identify fake notes because I don’t see why a sane central bank note can be faked in less than 1month after production if no be then them Dey fake am ? Nigeria which way ? We can’t be doing free work for central bank oh make dem employ people to help dem track fake notes

Lol this pikin get mind , reminding her mum that she is black , black woman fearing black bird hahahha

If this dead person vex get up and slap person now dem go say na vauwulence dead body , dem Dey turn am so he go stagger enter the land of the dead abi ? Just suffering the dead person in the name of stunt

Some persons would just talk any how that the man no get dress sense , don’t go and fool yourself and start arguing oh this guy kashim shettima was a banker for many years go look him out if he said he did it deliberately let it be so , the guy know watin he Dey do

nijaomegacode:
Then be ready for hell.

Deputy Jesus you do well . Na you follow God write the constitution of heaven oh No be to quote bible be the matter , your mind clean ?

John 3:16. I no know pass like that . I no get power to take Dey cram bible verse

It would show us the time of judgement day abi ?

Looks like pdp no go get candidate if the time frame for primaries don elapse oh , with the new electoral law looks like so many political career go die this 2023

There is no juju with electricity if you like go and cook yourself for native pot for one year if you loose guard na collecting

Nova1982:
Hi niaralanders,

I've been experiencing this for a while now but now I'm tired and sick of it.

Please is there any medication I can get for it?

When you are chopping hot beans without caution you no call us oh
If that isn’t prolonged it shouldn’t be an issue it would heal try not to stress , fast small and reduce peppers and salt for the while

God1000:
https://www.pulse.ng/news/local/fg-to-prosecute-food-vendors-using-transformer-oil/mmj8ksm

That one cheap pass normal groundnut oil ?
Federal government Mumu too much , looks like this oil dem don Dey mine am for backyard for them to think people have access to this thing and he cheap pass ororo

This delay in picking his vice belike tinubu is trying to beg dangote to be his vice oh . , just thinking out loud , if na dangote dem pick all those crying for a Muslim-Muslim ticket go quite once , Nigerians are just too religious

Believe it or not this man is the best man for this job , sick he pay be but planning brains he had retained , if he has been able to impose governors for Lagos with a master plan of a lot foreign investments and without tribalistic bias in any way for all tribes resident in Lagos then he is the right man for the job , economy wise he has a team of technocrats surrounding him I know and investment wise he has the foreign contacts , it is a believe that with his many years of planning he may bring the Lagos magic into the central government

New222:
I won't try to sugarcoat it. I'm 25 years old, she's 19. Still in university because of the endless ASUU strike.

I've been having unprotected sex with this particular girl for a long while now. We've been dating for close to two years. I practise the "withdrawal" and "safe" days method. I met her a Virgin too.

Just realised she's pregnant. She started showing a lot of symptoms. Darkened areolas, nausea, breast heaviness, headache, back pain e.t.c.

I asked her to get do a pregnancy strip test and it came positive. Two red lines.

Though it's not what I ever planned for myself, I won't really mind having a child at my age. People will so much insult me, including my family but I'm sure my family will take care of the child.

The issue is the girl. Her family (Deeper Life) are wahala, big wahala. Educated people that behaves as if they never went to school. Now, we detected very early, her first period is supposed to start tomorrow (which I'm sure she'll miss). She's still very young and about to start schooling. I'm sure her dad will disown her (he once sent her away from his home over a slight misunderstanding, refused to let her back in until it was shown she was innocent).

I told her we have two choices, keep the baby or remove it. I am confused too, but I didn't show it. Pls what do you think?

We're really considering ending the pregnancy. Since it's very early, I'm considered getting m...p......r..l. I need medical advice pls. Above all, I don't want to endanger the girl's life.
I've read about abortion pills. I don't know how to get them or their price. Or should we keep the baby? Her dad will surely disown her, might later accept her, but it will definitely end her Education. What do you think? Should we get the drugs pls. Or consider another option? Should we keep the baby?

P.S: I know nairaland. I've been here for years, insult are welcomed. I never imaginned I'll ever open a thread like this.

P.S: If you're using withdrawal method and it works, it WILL STILL EVENTUALLY FAIL YOU. I used it for a really long time, now I'm here.

Congrats man , not many can do what you just admitted you did , you are going to be a father start hustling now

Failed secret relationship gone wrong , rapped more than once by same person , story get k-leg

shopwiser:
you hear the truth and call the person a hater.. lets place an outside bet on tinubu that when he wins and enters office, that he would be worst than buhari... naira would slide to $800 or even $1000. una never see anything........ your suffering has jus begun.

The economy would be better under tinubu mr man I am not a politician neither am I a supporter of waste but when you see a man with a genius mind set applaud him , tinubu is the architect of néw Lagos with all the foreign investments you see ontop claimed water lines , if he can fix men who run Lagos successfully with developmental ideas he can with Nigeria with his huge foresight and exposure , we know say all politicians are thief’s but I would sure say this thief get small brains even if he no Dey healthy he get healthy people doing the thinking job for him with results

shopwiser:
You jus enjoy suffering... am sure you were among the people that voted buhari.. keep spewing trash and be praising politicians for their evil deeds.. when we should be thinking of moving the country forward and out of the mess it is already in.... Tinubu that you are shouting up and down, is it not taxpayers money he is using to buga... all the tollgates money, where is it going to. keep on been a slave and be blinded

Son of hate , keep hating and see where it would take you , the country no good we all know but take it or leave it tinubu Is a smart and intelligent man if he wins good , if you are given the chance to be there with the hate you have in mind we go suffer pass like this , when a black man leads over another black thinking man this is what we get so let the smartest win

Bigboy911:
Tilumbu wey all en body de shake,he no go live reach general election

Intellectually that old man might be stronger than you oh , a man who can pull this primaries stunt on even a sitting Vice President is a maradona of political calculation . If he wins he win try not to Dey wish another human death

SHINJA:
Is better for me and my Yoruba Christian brothers to vote in Peter obi a Christian than to vote in another Muslim to rule Nigeria...

Never Never Never !!

God bless southsouth and southwest...

If you are a Christian and you vote in a Muslim man as your president you r curse from today..

This are the children of hate speaking , bringing religion into a fair contest , when you become an overzealous Christian you put yourself into a state you can’t explain , let the best man and the smartest win , a good man is a good man no be religion we wan chop , i heard fashola is a Muslim , so how Lagos fare wen he was the governor ?

Sleeping on duty later they would give upside down news