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PrinceAdepoju:
ehn!!

i see u two r basking in d spirit of monosyllables

PrinceAdepoju:
really?

yes nau, or r u eyeing one already?

Hahahahaha we are only good students Danwrites,what else can we do. But o, u hv nt releasing me from dt erm.....suspension o.k. Lol

DanWrites:
Very funny really!

ah Danwrites let me exhausting my reserve of d latest modification, soon Richard will sending mma 2 school n there may be no need 2 speaking it anylonger

PrinceAdepoju:
yes, your Highness

Dnt worry my prince I finding u a beautifuling princess 2 marry.

PrinceAdepoju:
yes, your Highness

Dnt worry my prince I finding a beautifuling princess 2 marry.

stormybucci:
babe i can fitting to preparing abacha vely well(lies guys tell ladies to get their attention), oya come nd sitting on my laps(if u don't mind) but no fearing if my "holy cane" misbehaving ooo babe i can fitting to preparing abacha vely well(lies guys tell ladies to get their attention), oya come nd sitting on my laps(if u don't mind) but no fearing if my "holy cane" misbehaving ooo ;-)

Danwrites giving me seat in d front row o,so i can't fitting to sitting on ur erm......... Dnt worry abt abacha,babangida wud be a better choice:p

Damex333:
u no want! "babangida "

lol, 'abacha' go sweet pass o,d money wey I hear say im chop go make im sweet well o

DanWrites:
Hahhhahahhahha! Supension, Eassyydiamond!!!

hahahahaha in d spirit of MMA English sir.

Chai! Seeing suspension ooooo!

DanWrites:
ANNOUNCEMENT!!!!

Something funny happened today. I sent a report with a big flop -- wrote 'joining' instead of 'joined'. I think it happened in about two places or so.

It was near embarrassing when my editor called me and asked to be sure if it was really a mistake or just 'crafty' writing.

The Mma English (MmE) is funny and reading your comments here has been most delighting.
So you all are free to continuing on with it
Think I will have it trademarked soon.

I'll always join you but not in all cases now.

Also, anyone not capable of using MmE is free to use any form of English he/she is good with.

Native languages are not accepted less there would be interpretation.

I also want to announce that the story has entered its second phase.

It'd only but get more entertaining.

Thank you all.

Special thanks to Eassydiamond for nominating me to win N5000 on the Writer's Prize thread.

Hope I do win and you'll will get your share.

B4 nko eh bros Danwrites,i voting u there becuz ur story making too much sense. Well as 4 my share.......

I vote for,
Danwrites: The Village Girl

Iamzuna:
That 1 is smalling thing na. Infact the ingridient is presenting but us not sabiing preparing it na. Can you helping us?

Gbam! I will doing it and even teaching u self but it will costing small money o8-)

Prince Adepoju and Iamzuna,I wanting 2 telling u 2 dt I am tiring of d things u sharing here;zobo, popcorn and kunu even meatingpie. Me I wanting 'abacha' o as d correct Igbo babe that I am be,even Dan will understanding what I mean. Dan pls welling done jor.

Iamzuna: Us not knowing how to doing that o. Teaching us na

Or they using dt spoiling girl Tonto. Pls dnt giving it 2 nollywood o

kingphilip: u can't have an Eric without being an Oleng
so please just make do erm...
BTW hw have u bin

I hv been just fine o,hope u r kul 2

Huhuhuhuhuhu *laughing at Vince* *in Spanish*

Chai! I riking this stoly is making me making hmmmmmm. Dan i di ok

This story sef......

Nawa o! U no be borrow borrow at all,u be baba 4 this business. I wish most of these writers here will get 2 be as careful as u r.

Wow! Lot is an unbelievably incredible persona. Guy eh this one pass thriller,na shaker e enter o!

Wow! Lot is one unbelievably incredible persona.

whitemosquito: lol. Essy, u no dey sleep? I'm off to bed. Thank Jah tomorrow is Saturday.

Sleep ke? When a white mosquito is awake?

Pretty dear,dnt u think Tuesday is such a long time? Am sooooo craving more especially now that Mummy Dafe has brandished a super wand. U can change d rules,u made them anyway.

I love this story,hahahahahahahahahaha. Am picturing mma and her long dress,even d serious contortions on her face wen she speaks her grammar.nice one.

pabon: Essyydiamond....na only you waka come?What's weird about this story??Diaris God ooo...Anywayz,keep on reading.

That thing about mating,how does it sound to u?

Aaaaa ToriEManson come read this story o,its weird. Lol

I dnt want 2 start imagining d amount of ur time u put in 2 come up with this great work,I'll only ask that u keep it up.

Like seriously,how did u put this story together?:|

ToriEmManson: Landed

Hey ToriEM!*hugs her* been looking 4 u o. Shey this is d same author of Ola?

I didn't see that coming,now I hv my heart in pieces. Poor Rose.;(