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Technology Market / Re: EXPOSED Secret: The Bigger Boys New Method Of Importation. Part 2. A Must See!!! by etingi(m): 12:54am On Jan 02, 2015
Wonder1844:
Pls send to me. Freeman4excel@gmail.com
please send to wayakz@yahoo.com. this is my year
Education / Re: What You Don't Know About National Open University Of Nigeria (noun) by etingi(m): 11:31am On Dec 22, 2014
Good morning, I need information on Direct entry into Law as second degree. I aka graduate of economics and I desire to study law. Thank you
Education / Re: National Open University Of Nigeria (NOUN) Students by etingi(m): 6:00pm On Dec 21, 2014
ayxmania:
I need study partners please..Law 200l DE
pls I like to know the fee for 200level law DE.
Education / Re: National Open University Of Nigeria (NOUN) Students by etingi(m): 10:00pm On Dec 16, 2014
uchebike:
Since u can access d law page den u don't need much info, jst go to any of d designated bnks and get d form it's 7k500. U can still check dis link if u meet up 2 d requirements. www.nou.edu.ng/Students/schools/postgraduate-studies/index.html
I need info on direct entry (200level) Law such fees, admission requirements and others.
Education / Re: National Open University Of Nigeria (NOUN) Students by etingi(m): 11:42am On Dec 16, 2014
uchebike:
. Dnt worri, ask ur question others will still learn from ur experience. Thanks.
hello everyone , I am interested in law as second degree. Any info will be appreciated as I could access the law page from the site. Thanks for the response.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Nairaland Fantasy Premier League 2014/2015 by etingi(m): 11:57pm On Oct 20, 2014
Just checked my score and grin grin grin grin grin K.Smelters nice battle
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Nairaland Fantasy Premier League 2014/2015 by etingi(m): 5:39pm On Oct 08, 2014
How true is the news that ozil is sidelined for 3months goal.com
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Nairaland Fantasy Premier League 2014/2015 by etingi(m): 3:24pm On Oct 01, 2014
Happy independence day. cool cool cool
Computers / Re: Post Your Computer (PC) Troubles Here. by etingi(m): 11:53am On Oct 01, 2014
I did but the screen is still blank
deji2009:

Google atx reset and follow the steps to take your battery out
Computers / Re: Post Your Computer (PC) Troubles Here. by etingi(m): 10:21am On Oct 01, 2014
I will check thanks.
deji2009:

Google atx reset and follow the steps to take your battery out
Computers / Re: Post Your Computer (PC) Troubles Here. by etingi(m): 1:33am On Oct 01, 2014
@Lord Reed I have an issue with my lappy. It starts malfunctioning about 2weeks ago. It starts with the powering on and the fan running but the screen is blank and the caps button shows light. I had the lappy close to 2yrs.
Make: HP Pro book 4530s, i3, 4Gb,500HDD
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Nairaland Fantasy Premier League 2014/2015 by etingi(m): 5:13pm On Sep 27, 2014
Nihilist: My Captain and Rooney have already scored....within 5 minutes

This could be a great week...
but a moment of madness and Rooney gets a RED CARD. cheesy grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Nairaland Fantasy Premier League 2014/2015 by etingi(m): 1:03pm On Sep 26, 2014
[b][/b][color=#990000][/color]NPFL Roundup
Relegation Wars
‭memory fc retains bottom of the league
Feelers coming in from memorial lane suggest that manager Musa has been given a lifeline to win the next 5 matches or get sacked. He was asked why he continued to make defenders his captain and VC given the hgh number of goals scored and the justification for retaining his wildcard at this stage.

While others from the rear, there are Chelsea which does not imitate the true Chelsea and yet to record a win in the h2h, lannister lions, inevitable shankly, are in relegation waters.

Uselu nation are about to be taken over given the team's miserable performance in both NLPFL and NL Conference with mumu stars and Williaam fc yet to record a win in the NL conference. Mattyfc, second from the rear in NL conference and samdean are in this category too.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Nairaland Fantasy Premier League 2014/2015 by etingi(m): 10:56pm On Sep 24, 2014
Brutal Bruttallion take am easy o
MaziOmenuko:

Unlucky is when one loses by a single point margin; I'm sure you will certainly be back with a bang. And there's always a 2nd leg to get your pound of flesh.



You need to first sue those managers thumping your team without regards! I'm in full support, this is abuse of huWOman rights!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Nairaland Fantasy Premier League 2014/2015 by etingi(m): 10:26pm On Sep 24, 2014
God bless you
MaziOmenuko:

Next on Nairaland Fantasy Tabloid: Manager of the week, Gameweek6 review and many more ... Stay tuned....
I am thinking that I might do the review of those on page 3 using your format
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Nairaland Fantasy Premier League 2014/2015 by etingi(m): 8:21pm On Sep 23, 2014
May we Neva see GW5 like fixtures shocked
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Nairaland Fantasy Premier League 2014/2015 by etingi(m): 8:42pm On Sep 21, 2014
Special dedication goes to mourihoFC for give me wonderful victory. He had -8pts into GW5 clash with Lasigidi and got thrashed. cheesy cheesy cheesy thank thank you far too kind
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Nairaland Fantasy Premier League 2014/2015 by etingi(m): 2:35pm On Sep 21, 2014
Na expired kunu with bitters cause am cheesy grin cheesy Mazi write up is going to be hilarious
kashmo: I wonder what gave Ibime the cojones to captain Mata this game week! Imagine van gal introducing mata at the tail end of the game grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Nairaland Fantasy Premier League 2014/2015 by etingi(m): 1:59pm On Sep 21, 2014
Di Maria scores grin grin grin

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Nairaland Fantasy Premier League 2014/2015 by etingi(m): 1:55pm On Sep 21, 2014
Neva kill that ram as matches Neva end.
chimerase2: u sure say ram go do? undecided
Oya who go supply drinks like kunu cus na beta party I wn trow cheesy
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Nairaland Fantasy Premier League 2014/2015 by etingi(m): 6:56pm On Sep 20, 2014
Sorry
Ibime:

Ontop -8 points wey I start with. SMH.

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Nairaland Fantasy Premier League 2014/2015 by etingi(m): 4:02pm On Sep 20, 2014
GW5 looking interesting. How ur selection?
Technology Market / Re: Buy & Import Laptops,phones Etc For As Cheap As $5 On Ebay, Craigslist, Amazon by etingi(m): 3:22pm On Sep 20, 2014
I am interested in one
Damolux01: Noted bro.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Nairaland Fantasy Premier League 2014/2015 by etingi(m): 6:03pm On Sep 07, 2014
samdean: this league is hitting me hard.can't breath
sorry o e go better
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Nairaland Fantasy Premier League 2014/2015 by etingi(m): 5:57pm On Sep 07, 2014
@mukina2@Skylvekzee hope u will set up champions and Europa fantasy league too? I beg wetin be the lastest on D.Costa and others on injury list?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Nairaland Fantasy Premier League 2014/2015 by etingi(m): 5:51pm On Sep 07, 2014
Sylvekzee:
SD Naija in cool cool

grin Join us here if you get liver The Head Cup
Code to join this league: 1310551-662656

WhatsApp group +2348026251792
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Nairaland Fantasy Premier League 2014/2015 by etingi(m): 9:43pm On Sep 05, 2014
Hope the international break is good as you brace more fixtures in the coming days? We need further analysis of the league @MaziOmenuko @Nihilist
Romance / Re: The Agony Of A Nigerian Fat Girl by etingi(m): 9:25pm On Sep 03, 2014
She is not fat but fluffy according to Gabriel I, jokes apart now whoever does not learn to love herself whether slim or fat will always be depressed. You are fearfully and wonderfully made by God
handysuzy: Saw this post on Linda Ikeji's blog and thought to share it here

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Article written by Jennifer Ogoo Okolo. Enjoy...

"The Fat girl ends up miserable year after year. The society has neglected the fuller woman. This has resulted to fat girls feeling depressed, left-out and downcast. The average big lady spends most of their years in solitude, angry at themselves, the society and even their shadow. Many are being laugh at, ridiculed, jilted, abused and sent back indoors where they are depressed and even get fatter. The society is such a big nightmare for this group of people which is saddening."

When they go for shopping which is a very beautiful and fun experience for almost every lady. But for the fat girl, it’s a rather sober experience. In many cases, sizes are deceptive to the extent that a size 12 dress will be tagged size 18. She has to through every cloth in the store before she finds what fits her. Sometimes, she ends up not seeing any flattering outfit. Again, the sadness begins.

Then she turns to her tailor to make a good dress for her. A beautifully styled dress she saw in a magazine page. The tailor makes it, it’s still not flattering. Sarcastically, the tailor says, “I find it difficult sewing for fat girls, it is too hard”. Again, the sadness begins.

Her soon-to-be-married best friend calls, “Wendy, will you be one of my bridesmaids”? “Don’t answer of course you will”. She is excited.“Will call you up later so we go choose the dresses with the other girls”. Her heart drops. Shopping bridesmaids with the other girls, she knows will be a huge nightmare because she is the “fat girl”. While shopping, The saleslady says, "We don't have your size, so here's the biggest we do have," and she gives it a try. Of course, it never fits. Her underarm fat is spilling over, her back fat is folding over the waist, and she can't get the thing to slip over her butt. But it looks beautiful on everyone else! And she is left feeling guilty for being more than a handful. Again, the sadness begins.

At NYSC orientation camp. The fat girl is handed her dress bag. She opens it. The kaki trouser is as small as a size 6’s whereas she is a size 18. “Ma’am, dis kaki is too small for me, can I get a larger size”, she says to the platoon mistress. The lady murmurs, “Exchange with someone else”. (lol, we’ve all experienced this). And she looks around, no one has her size. Most of other corpers, she may ask will reply saying, “NOO!!! I no carry orobo size”. Everyone laughs at her. Again, the sadness begins.

Every fat lady go through post-traumatic dress disorder. It is the condition that occurs when a person, usually female, feels disappointed and traumatized while leaving a clothing store. It could happen when she views old photographs and asks herself "What the hell was I wearing" It could also be the traumatic stress she feels between the moment she post a picture on the Internet and the moment somebody likes it or responds. Fat people go through this stress all the time and the society is not being fair at all. 80% of Heart-related illnesses which fat people suffer are because they spend most of their years depressed, not just about their size but because of social prejudicial.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Nairaland Fantasy Premier League 2014/2015 by etingi(m): 12:28pm On Sep 03, 2014
I really enjoyed this write up. Please keep it coming cheesy grin grin cheesy
Nihilist: GameWeek 1 News
A quick recap of last week's action as we go into game week 2.

In the Nairaland Premier League FC Messre stormed into the lead with 90 points, closely follwed in 2nd place by Intelligesia with 86 points.

The manager of Intelligesia, seyi42k, is no stranger to the NPL having claimed 2012 conference cup,and led Samba FC to a Nairaland FA cup semi final spot and 9th place league finish last year.

He's certainly started brightly this year, and judging by his past exploits, he definitely has to credentials to finish around the top of the league

Atosiney, manager of FC Messre hasn't got the illustrious history of his rival for the top spot, finishing last season with a respectable but average 2087 points. Yet his canny choices in the last gameweek cannot be ignored, and if he can replicate these choices on a consistent basis, there is no reason why he can't continue to challenge for top honours.

In third place, we have Avante Garde FC managed by veteran manager Debosky with 74 points with Team Dre and Funshibaba(72 points each) rounding up the top 4

Last years champions Disvirginators managed by the sun of a beach aka ritchboy lurk in 8th place with 70 points, and are widely expected to break into the top 5 as the season progresses.

Over to the FA Cup, where 14 teams registered wins and while 4 ground out draws.
At the top of the table lies Intelligensia, with Avantgarde, MrPresidentXI, and the Disvirginators making up the top 4

In the Carling Cup, Veteran manager Dare Akinyemi sits on top of the pile with Team Dre, closely followed by another veteran Benny De la Hoya in second place with new Nnukwu Mmanwu FC, after being sacked from former club Mmonso Spiritual FC in the summer following a disastrous 32nd place finish last season. De La Hoya will be looking to get back to winning ways in the carling cup this season, and will be one to watch. Rounding up the top 4 are Akarolo FC and Penguins

Finally in the Conference there were 19 wins and no draws with Lemu FC, Swag FC, Big Test Icles, Ijesha Warriors and MourinhoFC in the top 4

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