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Kaczynski:
Ex-SRE at a well known telcos

That network with 99.999% uptime?
The smart routing?
The real time DNS resolution?
It’s all a lie.

The provisioning system runs on a Windows Server 2008 R2 box in an abandoned warehouse in Lagos. It hasn’t been rebooted since 2016. We call it The God Machine. If it dies, no customers get service.

The real-time DNS updates? They’re batched. Every 12 hours. At 3:00 AM and 3:00 PM. If you change your DNS settings at 3:01 PM, they won’t propagate until 3:00 AM.
The anycast network? It’s not anycast. It’s a script that picks the closest base station by IP geolocation using a CSV file last updated in 2013. If you’re in ibadan, you’re routed through ondo . Even if lagos is closer.
The DDoS protection? It’s just a firewall rule that drops packets if the source IP appears in a list of known bad addresses.

It so easy for anyone to intercept packets routing any call and messages in nigeria , you dont need a court order to do such. The easy part is using an sdr to mimic a base station.

Captive portal is so buggy that you can own data sub without touching any money if ykyk

I didn't understand anything.
But would like to know the downside of the DNS you mentioned.

RightToReject:
Such an alacritous person deserves commendation than condemnation; you need more of her type around for your betterment and advancement, provided that she's right with her observation and regardless of how unpalatable it might seem to you and anyone who takes delight in being put on a pedestal. Those who put you on a pedestal can't be that alacritous, and in them, you have frenemies with or without knowing.

An average man's poor concept of respect has always been the bane of his progress.

Did you miss the part where OP said the guest also asked his wife if she had taken her bath?

U just dey blow grammar nothing dey ur Head.

So wat will now happen to those 10% that attended their ppa?

oweniwe:
Instead of all these gra gra for payment, why not lobby the government to restart the program and include names of people being owed in the new batch?

Forget past payment and start afresh.

Me and you know say only like 10% of npower actually attended their ppa duties

Dshocker:
I can help you secure Canadian visa with work permit, very cheap.

How do I contact you?

CorrectionFLuid:
Abeg if you wan buy am for east, wetin you go call am? Cos e sure me say even aboki no go dey call am dates or date fruit.

Its called Dabino in Hausa.

[quote author=CorrectionFLuid post=132358773]Abeg if you wan buy am for east, wetin you go call am? Cos e sure me say even aboki no go dey call am dates or date fruit.[quote]Its called dabino in Hausa

Banter1:
The only way for us to get this money paid to us is by engaging in a protest simple as that.

That's the simple truth

CC Seun

please, Ban this Ezenwaez guy from this thread. He's been lying to us for years, claiming to have knowledge about Npower, but he's never met with any officials. He's only using this platform to promote his Facebook page.

It surprises me that no one has noticed this.

Guys, if you really want your Npower payment, join the protest tomorrow using your own placard, stating that Npower beneficiaries haven't been paid since 2020.

Ketapu:
Disrespect.

You disrespect me once, I MAY give you one more chance to apologize and change your ways.

Disrespect me twice and you are already history to me. I've found that so many ladies have been shielded by the society such that many of them now think it is their birthright to be disrespectful to men without facing any consequences.

Same here.
I won't waste time in discarding the disrespectful thing.

bluefilm:
That live debate really finished Sleepy Joey

The debate exposed Biden in his full capacity as a puppet

The Deep State/Illuminati government just needed a face while they continue running their US government thing in the background and Crooked Joey Biden was that face

Unfortunately for the Deep State and Biden, all lies have their expiry dates

Their time is now past

It is now time to Make America Great Once Again

Oh yes

It is Trump Time

God bless President Trump

God bless President Vladimir Putin

E go do you like Bluefilm!

nairalanda1:
The thing is, power is very expensive to produce

Nairametrics has stated that it would cost 100 billion dollars to give every Nigerian 24 hour power supply. Over a period of 5 years. And the only way it can be done is to let the power sector charge cost reflective tarrifs.

Yes, the power companies made over one trillion naira in profit last year. Good for them. They also owe 1.7 trillion to the gas man,and the gas man has also raised their prices recently. Then they owe state and federal government taxes. Also three of the discos declared force majeure because they cannot earn enough. Then there are the losses from corruption and mismanagement and power theft. Even aso Rock don't pay for power.

So either we pay cost reflective tarrifs or we would never have good enough power.

People on this site have abused me and trolled me for this my belief. And even called me apc supporter when apc is still paying subsidy. But the sad thing is, no matter how much you abuse me , it costs money to generate power. And things like new power stations cost money. Expanding the grid to carry 50000 mw, which is what we need to supply everyone and even export power will cost a lot of money.

So, we can keep lying to ourselves anyway. Lying to ourselves by paying subsidy for 50 years is why we are here with bad power.

GSM works better because they have the right to set their prices.

At the end, I am.not defending any useless government. Back when pdp was in charge most of the people defending subsidy then are attacking it now. Most of the subsidy removal supporters now are people who when gej wanted to remove it were attacking him. Am sure some of you think I marched at ojota. I didn't. Infact gej, noi and sls are the people who taught me why subsidy is bad. It strikes down growth and profit. Even when you make the profit , it don't do much. I have held this view for 12 years, and it has nothing to do with politics.

So Nigerians, as useless as this apc government is, their self inflicted financial mess has forced them to take the first steps towards a wise decision. We need investors and the reasons why we never had sane people buying our power sector is because none of them want to come and invest and never see their investment because subsidy. Once that is gone, things might change.

You are free to disagree with me and to call me government propaganda and to say am making the poor suffer. Or you can support your right to defend the right to make a profit. Whether disco or you. You will never cut your prices to help the poor. You have a business to run.

( Any abuse is useless. You don't need to get mad over the fact that things cost money after all.)

You are absolutely right Boss.
Most Nigerians are not that smart.
We have a long way to Go.

In case you have forgotten.
#We No Dey Free For Anybody This Year.

SQLmastar:
Ivory Coast for the trophy.
I'm sorry Nigerians. You shall all weep come 11pm Sunday.

Here's my advice for tomorrow:
1. Stake a tangible amount on Ivory Coast. I staked a whooping 100k
2. Do not bother watching the game. I have scheduled an online evangelism programme. Join me on mixlr
3. Do not argue with fellow Nigerians. They are all filled with hate and anger. Tomorrow's loss would only aggravate their petulant mood

You are highly welcome sir.

The great Man.

NwaAmaikpe:



Picture this,
Every time these two hugged while courting, this guy's head was pressing into fresh cleavage and you're wondering why he didn't hesitate to wife such a woman.

When nowadays, instead of getting pleasure from hugging a lady, your account balance reduces for embracing her responsibilities.

God knows I don't hate women and I can not survive in a world without them if I am amputated that I can not make myself cum, but it is not too much to ask them to become responsible for once, if not for anything or anyone, at least for themselves.

maasoap:
I guess you are defending her based on ethnicity. Naija Naija .
The case of why a thief from my side should go to jail while the thief from your side is a free citizen? But the big question is: what's gain in defending this thief?

That's not the issue here.
Why is it that's the person that was accused of stealing 44 Billion isn't trending but the one that is accused of stealing an amount that's less than A billion naira is trending.
Nigerian is a den of tribalism.

tom4greatness:
Are you good at mathematics?
Do you have what it takes to render online mathematics problem solving?
I will be linking you to a foreign site where you can make at least $200 if you work really hard.
I will also guide you on how you can pass their test so as to enable you become their tutor.
If you are interested chat me up on WhatsApp ( 07031912193). Note: only for those tutors that are good at mathematics.
See you on the top!

Can we solve their maths questions using ChatGpt?

You guys should create WhatsApp group den add at least 100 members with twitter account.
Dis 100 members will start posting before sending it to other Npower groups to share the post.