Nice one

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Samantha124:
You can find them on Facebook, I guess.

Okay

Op, please can you link me up with any Zulu babe

You may be on window period. Go back and check after 3 months before you completely leap for joy.

Meanwhile keep smashing raw until the HIV smash you too.

You're a Nincompoop

jennymee:
I have for sale a neatly used Toyota Highlander 2007 3 row seater, excellent condition, First body, no issues, just buy and drive.

All documents are up to date.

Selling because i am relocation.

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price and location

nicej2:
Dear Nairalanders, i am not really good posting my issues online. But this time i need your advise.

I have been married for 9 years now and my sister inlaw has been living with us( I, my wife and the kids) for the past 6 years now, although I am not always around.
I have never imagine any negative thoughts toward her. I always see her like my younger sister, i have been taken care of her. She is 28 years old and I can't really says if she have a boyfriend cos I haven't see one around her. She is a boss in her working place but yet i foots all her bills in the house without bothering anyone, including my wife that is also a boss .Until of recent she started wearing seductive clothes around the house, Some how i started developing feelings for her As if she knows, she continues wearing those clothes and started showing more caring towards me.
I can't believed that i am having feelings for my sister inlaw cos i am a disciplined man to the core. Even during university days girls do come to my apartment passed a night without molesting them. I am well brought up. But is like that disciplined man in me started degenerating as i began to see this girl in my dreams.
There was a night i returned from travelled, i started feeling the urge to go to her room. My wife almost cought me that night cos we lives in 3 bedroom, I have my own room, my wife have her own and my sister inlaw have her own room. So we sleep in separate rooms except some occasions my wife decided to stay in my room. That night i was pimping through her door. I have been trying to control my feelings and I believed the reason why I have not sleep with her is because i am not always around and I also the fear of traditions implications of sleeping with sister inlaw . And my wife is not helping matters, she can leave both of us alone in d house and go to all night church program and the children will be sleeping.

I don't really know what to do. Should I tell my wife so that we can get her accommodation or just let the sleeping dog be. Though I don't really want her to leave cos is my wife and the children are alone in the compound. I just want to kill that urge before I return from travel.

Sorry for the long episode ..😀

Give me her number, I would love to date her

Omo! Your babe is wicked. Please mention me when you drop the next chapter.

This is the season of suspension for anti party activities

But they were silent on attack on Labour party members in Lagos during campaign and election. Hypocrites

Endeared:

A Lil history on how u got ur Sim will help us both solve this fraud. How did u get ur present sim? Was ur phone brand new or u bought a fairly used? Any further history abt ur phone or sim?
Have u had any need to repair ur phone in d past?

Your reps will be good to aid my digging. I am so curious to solve this.

My Sim is an old Sim. I started using it in 2006. So I don't really know . but I think those people doing it are scammers. I think they got our number online maybe from forms that we filled online. Even they've tried hacking my whatapp several times

Endeared:
Pls i want tech gurus on. Nairaland to come to my aid. Something unusual has been happening to my Sim for quite some time now. The latest that broke the Carmel back was when i was woken up with that mtns ladys voice at the backend saying 'dear customer..u do not have enough balance to make this call,pls recharge..." That was d voice from my phone at exactly past 2am this morning...which woke me up. This has been happening for some time. After the voice woke me up i decided to check my balance and my airtime of #300 had diminished to zero balance😲😲😲

Pls who can honestly explain whats going on with Mtn Sim cards...i doubt if d fault is from my phone but the Sim. Are they now hacking Sims down to using your airtime to make calls? Pls explain. Am i sharing my Sim with thieves ?
Lest i forget i also get calls or short dials from foreign numbers..countries like Togo,senegal etc why always on Mtn lines? The complaints are getting out of hand
Seun Mynd44 pls help

I'm having similar experience too. Sometimes my phone dials foreign numbers on its own especially at midnights and this always zaps my airtime. Other times I see missed calls from foreign numbers that I don't know. Though it has stopped for some time now

Do introduction and pay her bride price. Then relocate abroad, when you settle down you can then bring her along through study route. At least getting study visa is a bit easy.

But Bro, I would love to key into this your kind of hustle if you don't mind. Son of man have seen shege pro max in this country

He finally came out of his enclave after Nigerians complained. I just hope this kind of Buhari's hide and seek game won't continue with Tinubu

fman:


Wooow. I have never been there before.
I wish I could be there soon.

I bet you'll love kebbi. I did my nysc there years back. Serene and peaceful

Obinoscopy:
Recall I had perform an analysis of the presidential results on the IREV portal and came to the conclusion that APC won based on the results on IREV. See link to the thread here: https://www.nairaland.com/7626424/inec-result-analysis-based-samples

However I noticed some discrepancies in the result for Rivers State and decided to probe further. Again I used simple random sampling and multistage sampling to ensure that every polling unit had equal chance of being selected. I used a sample size of 198. I got the sample size using the formula:

Sample Size = S/(1+S/N)
Where S = z²*p*(1-p)/e²

And where z is the z-score which is 1.96 for a 95% confidence level
p is the population proportion of those who voted in Rivers State which is 15.6%
e is the margin of error which we take as 5%
N is the population size (total number of polling units in Rivers State) which is 6866.

The result is mind boggling.

RESULT
So after collating the results sheets from randomly selected 198 polling units, APC got a total of 4637 votes, LP got 8129 votes, NNPP got 47 votes and PDP got 3578 votes. So LP (and not APC as we were meant to believe) got the majority of votes followed by APC, then PDP and finally NNPP. Infact LP got more than 50% of the vote such that if you combine APC and PDP votes its still less than LP’s votes. This corroborates Peter Obi claim that he got 50% of the votes in Rivers State.

This means LP won more than 12 States (13 States or perhaps more) and APC won less than 12 States (11 States or perhaps less). With this result, I begin to wonder if there are other States with this kind of glaring discrepancies.

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Caveat:
Whether the results from IREV is authentic or not is a matter for another discuss. My focus was just to use the results I saw on the IREV Portal.

Another state you need to torchlight is Edo and Imo states. I still believe obi got more votes than what was allotted to him.

Very lucrative but you have to be very security conscious because some people can steal very big items and hide under their cloths

Abiodun Oladapo

And Omo has a big mechanic workshop in orlu in imo state. For all the years I've known him, we've never told him to go back to his place. He even bought a land in orlu and built a house there. The truth is, nobody has monopoly of violence

Op, correct your post , LP already has about six seats from what you posted

This loosing pain this man sha. That's how it should be.

As for me, nothing will ever make me cast my vote again. PVC is useless. From Now henceforth, my PVC is for official purposes only

Just get out. Eat your apology. Tribal big0t. We already know you. Medicine after death

TheUnsure:
Im a single mum of two (both under 10) in my early 30s. I make a profit of 2.1m -2.4m from my business monthly. And I just got an offer of a 9-5 job that should be paying about 600k monthly with a multinational (not sure if I want to take it in addition to my business or just face my business completely).
Edited to add: the reason I'm not sure if I'm taking the job is because it would require leaving home at 5/5:30 am and driving 3/4 hours everyday in lagos traffic, not sure I have that strength. On the other hand, apart from the extra money, it's a good way to meet more people, enlarge my circle. My business mostly online so I hardly go anywhere.

I have an opportunity to Japa to the Uk and I’m honestly unsure about going.

1. The plan is do some courses before I leave to increase my chances of getting a job in tech (non-coding) when I get to the Uk, how easy is that going to be And care work is NOT an option for me. I’m afraid to leave certainty for uncertainty.

2. I don’t want to relocate as a single lady. A lot of people in the Uk are single and lonely, I know because I have many friends there. I see babes coming to Naija in December to hustle for bf/husband. I don’t want to join that queue nor am I interested in doing ‘friends with benefits’ with anyone . I think the dating scene is kinda better in Nigeria (I stand to be corrected though).
Also financially and mentally, two heads are surely better than one.

Please I need your thoughts. I’m a longtime member of NL but I’m using this moniker for the sake of anonymity. Thanks, I look forward to hearing your thoughts.

Please lets be civil and polite with our responses too.

Don't japa ooo, just continue with that business that's giving you such amount monthly. You can go for holidays in UK if you want. There are lots of people with good jobs here who left Nigeria with the hope of getting a better job in UK but they ended up as care workers. I believe with the amount of money you said you make here in your business, you can still have decent life here. I wish you the best .


But please can't you link me with the job. Even if it 100k salary, I'll gladly accept. Thank

Thugs chased us away and scattered my polling unit in Lagos and it was a similar situation in all the polling units in my ward. I had to go home without voting

Hmmmm, this is a very interesting and informative piece. Kudos to the writer. He did an unbiased review of the whole tribal issues currently rocking Lagos

INEC will never learn. This same issue came up during the 2019 general election but they denied it . Now they are giving flimsy excuse. Can't we just get things done right in this country without using it to witch hunt anybody.

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And who will arrest Wike for the violence he caused on 25th Feb. elections. Kettle calling pot black.

OdogwuMoney6:
You must be joking bro..so when is not so fast or the right time to leave my parents house? when I'm 26? or 32? I'm not a fool.. I know that people who receive salary find it hard to pay rent, I don't recieve salary. i earn at least 750k a month from what I've been doing for the past 6 months and I've also made up my mind to start a side business immediately I settle down....

Please bro, I'm interested in this your hustle. My eyes don see shege, help a brother. Thanks