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Eweeh! Na me dey talk to myself here o 😅.. such is life.. got another thread with quite engaging content but this one .. 🤔..

Be like say people for this side never jam woman wey dey measure brokeness or men wey dey anticipate am keep 😂

Ohw 😟.. my sincere condolences 😔🙏🏼.

May she rest peaceful in God and you here live happily in Him too.

It is well 😇

AllBlack:
she has relocated. 6 feet

Oh great! U garrit! ✅.. subscribing in the morning but no just that o.. the real growth is in community.. comment, like stuff.. be seen on people’s channel.. my head don ja scale tonight.. i just want sleep (past 3am) still try dey represent here.. but u go see me sha for that your channel in a few hours, follow represent back o 😎

📢📣 Those into fun content creations that intends to also help people with solutions while laughing.. me i dey on board o.. beep make me gather 😍.. we sub each other.. do collabs if relevant and we move 💯

Negro1986:
Oh nice one I see , I have checked it out and subscribed too , please support Amakom Tv too on YouTube let us all grow together and make the world laugh together 😜🥳👍🏻🙏

Haa 😲.. 😐..no vex.. i don transfer the sorry to your mama 😅😅

AZControversial:

Rob ke?...
I dey dust am comot most times.......

Abi o.. na so we see am.. our parents are thick like that and the world must know it 😎. Thx

WahalaWitGrace:
chai!.. this place hot like fire o! ..
the thickness of motherhood at work.. not just mothers.. fathers too..
It takes two to shape..
you do well @everydaytales

Sha ke? 😲 no be sha o.. her ‘try’ go transcend generations.. no be you be this 😃🤗

SisterAnn:
Hahaha 😃😃

She tried Sha.

No be lie 🫡

SisterAnn:
Mothers are great but fathers are the shield and fortress. Nothing can take their place!

😃 .. issalie! You don turn your mama 😁but still softer sha because for your daughter to analyse your typing with you in this matter join.. walahi you softer 😅.. my head for don swell from ‘kondo’ smirking 😂

It is well dear.. in all fairness, parenting is not easy and we can only agree when we become one 🤗

SisterAnn:
My daughter was reading as I typed and she told me that I'm like my mum.

She said she used to be very angry inside her when I say "don't go"! 😃

I told she's lucky that I do repeat and assert my "don't go", unlike my mum who would never repeat herself.

Hmmm.. e no easy aswear.

😜😜

CJStarz:
😂😂😂😂😂

For those wondering wetin make us remember this matter self 😄😛.. na this chat o 👇🏽


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zqukMoQi7Y0

Follow reason am see.. 😀.. in deepest respects for our mothers esp. globally.. make other colors borrow sense 😁

I surrender

CJStarz:
Ah dey tells you bro.

haa... that one makes sense dye! ... him papa follow collect the nigerian mum grace abeg.. but not many get this intuition o.. i mean men.. but surely men have their strength areas too.. and we are getting there very soon .. thanks for sharing..

ZaddyJ:
I use to have this cousin. Way back in the 90’s if his dad discovered defecation on his farm land and my cousin and his siblings are the suspects. He ( dad) will tell them all to be on a file( Queue) and match them towards the poop infested area, while I watched them the real culprit from behind. Whoever moved his head towards the part where the poop 💩 is will be fished out among them as being the culprit.

In my pikin mind.. i think there shouldn't be worry over someone leaving if you get broke.. try not to!

and why gan self? is it your un-brokeness.. abi how that english.. that has kept her?

ladies should get more dignity and not make men be sizing them with this kind matter abeg..

na both side i dey vex for jare..

for better context incase better people here wan share insight.. na the chat wey motivate this be this 👇


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mqdIkJJvRAs

oya naa

😂 i get

Mariangeles:
Not exactly.

What I meant by my comment was that your mum does not know the meaning of soft parenting. Hehehe
As in, it is not in her parenting dictionary.

You get?

send me her phone no 😂😂😂

AllBlack:
Help me ask my mama how she take know say I dey smoke. I nova even smoke for months oh and it was just a normal day.

This happened over 25 years ago but the shock still grips me.

do wetin?
this is one of those questions you don't answer

AZControversial:


Abba. ...una sef too do

na wetin dey encourage me for my country be this .. for every pessimist.. 5 optimist go rise! 😂..
so.. hope dey for Nigeria abeg 😂

tunary:
Very good. 🤣 🤣 🤣 Lollllllzzzzzzz

na one Nigerian mum be this

femi4:
They always leave clues behind....body language, antecedents, reverse psychology etc

Kids aint smart.

uhmm! i see.. 🤔... from God be that o... uhmm.. MEN!.. una hear am?! 😜... wetin una do wey do no build this thing inside una.. right now.. i no be man or woman till e clear me

SisterAnn:
This should be like an inbuilt system for every mom, that's why our position in the family is more precious than any silver and gold.

that one bold.. true true she do well 😂...
but you self go turn to this Nigerian mum wey dey set better trap for im children o.. kai! 😂

SisterAnn:
Your sin no pass say she send you message, you decided to ignore.

For we the girls, you went for an outing she told you not to.

It could be a birthday party. And you would've been saying it to her hearing that Agnes will be throwing a birthday party next week and you'd saying to her hearing all the fun you guys plan to have at the beach.

She'll pretend not to hear, afterall you didn't directly ask for her permission.

Then the D-Day came and you wake up early, quickly do all your house chores and even more, then get dressed for the party and then go to tell her you were leaving...

Only one word she'll tell you and won't repeat herself.. don't go! 😅

In your mind you'd be like, Dafuq? 😧 What's this woman talking about?

Don't go keh?

Then you be like but mummy I have told you about this since two weeks ago 😱😱

She won't even respond to you.

Then you storm out of her presence and decide to take the bulls by the horns. 😅

When you go and come back, you'll learn the hard way.

Abi o.. tank que abeg

AbuAeesha:
It is an interesting topic, and you can see it from the comments.

😂😂.. remember.. I don talk am.. thank your stars 😂

AZControversial:
😱😱😱😱😱
Please no vex. Just wanna ask.

What sin did you commit that warranted the bolded....

Chai, I spoke too soon.
Now I understand why Mariangeles said what I experienced was soft parenting 🤦🏽....

Amen o.. You talk well

Oceanjagaban:
God Bless all the Good women on earth and Rip to the ones that we lost...Naija no easy.

eweeh!... If I know your mum.. Na ten times I go dey greet am pass everyday 😂

SisterAnn:
Hahaha 😃😄

In that situation, my mum will ignore you completely until you are in bed.
Then she will slide into your room with any weapon ranging from broom, cutlass, shoe, cane or plank and then bolt the door behind her.

When she starts pummeling you, popsy will start banging on the door for her open the door.

When she opens the door, popsy will pretend to take her side by lending a hand and vroooom, you bolt out of the room. 🤣🤣

Were you ever flogged with a cutlass?

My mum was an expert on that. She won't cut you, just flog.

After the metal slaps your body about five times only, aboniki balm will be your companion for the next few days. 🤣😄

😂😂 you sure say rich man pikin no dey do their own version?

No be only meat o… na bigger things go just dey miss for house 👀

But one thing sure…
no matter the level, Nigerian mums go still find wetin go make them set trap 😭

For those wondering wetin start this whole thing self… see am here 👇


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zqukMoQi7Y0

Cmanforall:
Rich man’s wife won’t ask her children who ate the mean?

When a child eats meat, don’t call it stealing. Check first if it’s due to deprivation, starvation or hunger

indeed. Amen o

Austema:
I read somewhere that " the departure of the mother is the time a man (no matter his age) will feel the weight of life"

God bless our mothers

my dear.. if she no see slippers or hint.. she go no sha.. na the nigerian definition of mothers be that

otipoju:
Maybe she saw slippers or dem don hint am from outside.

fathers nko? them no get intuition ni? abi dem no know their children too?...

Keme4Real:
Call it mother's intuition. She knows her children

brutal?.. na the brutal make you better person now o.. better thank your stars

AZControversial:

Soft parenting ke?
Just one out of the many times I got into trouble with my mom.....
She just knew how and when to get me and damn, she was brutal.....

.. chop knuckles bro no need talk again

Kingisibor:
Take your over serious life elsewhere, if you're depressed go get help... must you bring your life misfortunes here? We are happy people not a sadist like you....

enhen.. will check it out.. you find same on Everyday Wahala Tales on YouTube too

Negro1986:
😂This is really true , very funny like the kind of pranks you see in Amakom Tv YouTube 🙈🤣🤩

you talk something.. ... so wetin happen? if we get that kind training and we see how it help us.. why we no transfer to our children.. maybe not extreme iron beating sha 😂... but you get the gist.. me i dey wonder.. whether na Gen z dey parent the parents abi what... that they can not experience what it means to have long ropes land anywhere on your back again

Excellent93:
Gone are those days na iron shoe dem dey use beat person like say we be common criminals those iron shoe really moulded our characters unlike this Gen z ...those days na community dey Join hand beat you ...na your mama born you but na community get you so no misbehave