Welcome, Guest: Register On Nairaland / LOGIN! / Trending / Recent / New
Stats: 3,156,718 members, 7,831,271 topics. Date: Friday, 17 May 2024 at 04:24 PM

EvilHeaven's Posts

Nairaland Forum / EvilHeaven's Profile / EvilHeaven's Posts

(1) (of 1 pages)

Romance / Re: I'm Feeling Suicidal... by EvilHeaven: 8:59am On Apr 29, 2016
pinceprinz:


I will go if we'll go together to a place where hearts speak words only bearers could understand, where we could look in our eyes and talk everything without voicing unless the lips will intertwine and speak the language of lovewink
On my suicide thread? undecided
Romance / Re: I'm Feeling Suicidal... by EvilHeaven: 9:25pm On Apr 28, 2016
Estharfabian:
Oh. stop being overly sensitive...


I was only being truthful.
Look...For all thing's worth... You might just be having some libido issues. nothing a good drug can't fix.


Ever had an erectiion before?undecided
If You had? there You go! your problem could be solved.

I've been having erectioons back to back... Just don't know why it failed on that particular instance.

As for being gay, that's outta the question cause a sight of a nuude man irritates me.

Thanks anyways.
Romance / Re: I'm Feeling Suicidal... by EvilHeaven: 9:13pm On Apr 28, 2016
Estharfabian:
3 Possibilities...

You might be gay?

You might be impotent

You might have some low libido issues



One Certainty..

You're A fuckingg Coward!

Why on earth would you consider suicide an Option

If I'm impotent, what really is the essence of life when you can't impregnate a woman?

Thanks for your contribution Mrs Acid tongue, I'll take that under advisement.
Romance / I'm Feeling Suicidal... by EvilHeaven: 8:49pm On Apr 28, 2016
Hello people,

This might sound funny to you but I'm so much depressed over here.

This girl and I just started dating some few weeks ago, today she came to my house, though I wasn't in the mood but I just felt this is my chance to bid Farewell to my virginity forever...

After the initial romance, I stripped her to the bone, got a whole view of her anatomy, yet my Pman refused to say hi to this stranger no matter how hard I tried. I had to do away with the CD as I'm not used to it, as, like I said, I'm still a virgin; yet no bulge.

My questions are:
Is it that I'm not sexually attracted to her?
Or does my virginity had a part to play?

The fact that I've been having some stimulus when hugging my female friends, but my kini refused to do same when I actually wanna eat this Apple leaves me more perplexed and suicidal...

Any explanation?

Lalasticlala I need your help, please.
Religion / Re: The Christian Chatbox ( sticky) by EvilHeaven: 9:14pm On Jun 18, 2015
Hmmmmmm
Politics / Re: Udom Set To Sell Private Jet by EvilHeaven: 7:13pm On Jun 17, 2015
doctokwus:

He is sane because he jettisoned the aircraft while preferring chartered helicopters?So Akpabio was insane?

He wasn't insane.... But he spends like one.

1 Like

Politics / Re: Udom Set To Sell Private Jet by EvilHeaven: 7:10pm On Jun 17, 2015
strongerthaneva:
U must be a satanoid tanoids..Evil in u is.more than evil in the world..he goat..
I know. But save the description, just call me Evil heaven.
Politics / Re: Udom Set To Sell Private Jet by EvilHeaven: 7:05pm On Jun 17, 2015
Felixsun20:
Come here, Was Akpabio not sane enough? Akpabio was one of the best and excellent governors in Nigeria, if not the best. People are different, Akpabio was using a private jet and he was still performing tremendously in the State. Ki ni big deal?
You think building concrete structures all over the state is an achievement? In what way have benefited from those entertainment centres?

The economy is tight as we all know, and we need people with the sense of value for money, not people who spends extravagantly and with reckless abandon.
Politics / Re: Udom Set To Sell Private Jet by EvilHeaven: 6:55pm On Jun 17, 2015
strongerthaneva:
U are stupid for mentioning Islam in ur discussion..face ur topic and neva mention the religion in vain if u don't want the wrath of Allah to bestow on u..

Allah doesn't know Evil Heaven.
Politics / Re: Udom Set To Sell Private Jet by EvilHeaven: 5:40pm On Jun 17, 2015
Masculity:
Chief servant of his state. Kudos to you.
better than being a chief servant to Islam.

17 Likes 1 Share

Politics / Re: Udom Set To Sell Private Jet by EvilHeaven: 5:30pm On Jun 17, 2015
At last a sane govenor in Akwa Ibom.


Cc Lalasticlala

46 Likes

Politics / Udom Set To Sell Private Jet by EvilHeaven: 5:21pm On Jun 17, 2015
UYO—Akwa Ibom State governor, Mr Udom Emmanuel, is not finding private jet ownership a worthwhile investment.

Vanguard gathered in Uyo, yesterday, that in view of Governor Emmanuel’s unfavourable disposition to the private jet acquired by his predecessor, Chief Godswill Akpabio to ease his movement outside the state, he is contemplating disposing of the aircraft.

Since his inauguration on May 29, 2015, Emmanuel is said to prefer travelling by chartered helicopters which he considers less-ostentatious.
An Akwa Ibom State Government House source told Vanguard that the governor was shopping for buyers of the jet to relieve him of the burden of fuelling and maintaining it.

The source could, however, not disclose the cost of fuelling and maintaining the jet.

“Governor Emmanuel is not comfortable with the idea of sustaining the ownership of the jet and is contemplating selling it, more so, because of the slash in states’ allocations and the high cost of aviation fuel,” the source said.

Efforts to speak with Mr. Ekerete Udo, Senior Special Assistant,Media/Chief Press Secretary to the governor was unsuccessful as he did not pick his calls.

http://www.vanguardngr.com/2015/06/gov-emmanuel-to-auction-a-iboms-private-jet/#sthash.053AIJfB.dpuf

3 Likes 1 Share

(1) (of 1 pages)

(Go Up)

Sections: politics (1) business autos (1) jobs (1) career education (1) romance computers phones travel sports fashion health
religion celebs tv-movies music-radio literature webmasters programming techmarket

Links: (1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) (9) (10)

Nairaland - Copyright © 2005 - 2024 Oluwaseun Osewa. All rights reserved. See How To Advertise. 17
Disclaimer: Every Nairaland member is solely responsible for anything that he/she posts or uploads on Nairaland.