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Re: I'm Feeling Suicidal... by firstking01(m): 10:20pm On Apr 28, 2016

Estharfabian:
3 Possibilities...
You might be gay?
You might be impotent
You might have some low libido issues

One Certainty..
You're A fuckingg Coward!
Why on earth would you consider suicide an Option

I'm still wondering why you dnt reply mentions madam??

Re: I'm Feeling Suicidal... by Nobody: 10:24pm On Apr 28, 2016

pinceprinz:

hmm. yo talking grown up. Hope yo really grown up sha

LoL

excuse me

Re: I'm Feeling Suicidal... by Nobody: 10:26pm On Apr 28, 2016

Marlvin:

T.r.m , heard you pulled out from the contest, personal reasons or you can't handle defeat ?

Lol.

I really don't like talking about it..
but yeah. I kinda love the anonymous thingy I got going.

Re: I'm Feeling Suicidal... by Nobody: 10:28pm On Apr 28, 2016

firstking01:
I'm still wondering why you dnt reply mentions madam??

It...i'm sorry.

it's been so choked up these days. and I've been super lazy.

Re: I'm Feeling Suicidal... by firstking01(m): 10:35pm On Apr 28, 2016

Estharfabian:
It...i'm sorry.

it's been so choked up these days. and I've been super lazy.

You opted outa the contest why??

Re: I'm Feeling Suicidal... by Nobody: 10:37pm On Apr 28, 2016

firstking01:
You opted outa the contest why??

Lol.

because I wanted to?
...And I think I have the right to do whatever I wanna.

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Re: I'm Feeling Suicidal... by Marlvin(m): 10:38pm On Apr 28, 2016

Estharfabian:
Lol.

I really don't like talking about it.. but yeah. I kinda love the anonymous thingy I got going.

And your pix ? gone down the drain as well .,

Re: I'm Feeling Suicidal... by Nobody: 10:40pm On Apr 28, 2016

Estharfabian:
LoL

excuse me

What's your conundrums? i was just trying to solve your equation babes wink

Re: I'm Feeling Suicidal... by Nobody: 10:40pm On Apr 28, 2016

Marlvin:

And your pix ? gone down the drain as well .,

You said it!

Re: I'm Feeling Suicidal... by firstking01(m): 10:45pm On Apr 28, 2016

Estharfabian:
Lol.

because I wanted to?
...And I think I have the right to do whatever I wanna.

so, what prompted you to contest in the first place and now you 've opted what impression are you giving your fans...??

Re: I'm Feeling Suicidal... by jtwest(m): 10:54pm On Apr 28, 2016

Anoda teabliz, I think u need a celebrity gurlfriend.
Diagnostic question: does a chicken chase u wen u step out of your house in the morni?
If yes, no hope bro.

Re: I'm Feeling Suicidal... by Nobody: 11:01pm On Apr 28, 2016

pinceprinz:

What's your conundrums? i was just trying to solve your equation babes

Lol.

there was A loophole tho!

Re: I'm Feeling Suicidal... by Nobody: 11:02pm On Apr 28, 2016

firstking01:
so, what prompted you to contest in the first place and now you 've opted what impression are you giving your fans...??

I have fans??

Re: I'm Feeling Suicidal... by achinaboy(m): 11:03pm On Apr 28, 2016

EvilHeaven:

I've been having erectioons back to back... Just don't know why it failed on that particular instance.

As for being gay, that's outta the question cause a sight of a nuude man irritates me.

Thanks anyways.

start with prostitutes, with protection, then build your confidence from there or else you will continue to disgrace yourself until all the chics around will start alling you mr floppy

Re: I'm Feeling Suicidal... by BuddhaPalm(m): 11:05pm On Apr 28, 2016

EvilHeaven:
Hello people,

This might sound funny to you but I'm so much depressed over here.

This girl and I just started dating some few weeks ago, today she came to my house, though I wasn't in the mood but I just felt this is my chance to bid Farewell to my virginity forever...

After the initial romance, I stripped her to the bone, got a whole view of her anatomy, yet my Pman refused to say hi to this stranger no matter how hard I tried. I had to do away with the CD as I'm not used to it, as, like I said, I'm still a virgin; yet no bulge.

My questions are:
Is it that I'm not sexually attracted to her?
Or does my virginity had a part to play?

The fact that I've been having some stimulus when hugging my female friends, but my kini refused to do same when I actually wanna eat this Apple leaves me more perplexed and suicidal...

Any explanation?

Lalasticlala I need your help, please.

You're very fine. You were just anxious.

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Re: I'm Feeling Suicidal... by Nobody: 11:07pm On Apr 28, 2016

EvilHeaven:

If I'm impotent, what really is the essence of life when you can't impregnate a woman?

Thanks for your contribution Mrs Acid tongue, I'll take that under advisement.

You said it yourself, you won't in the mood so why force the situation?

Sex is over rated so put your pencil back in your pants and pull out a pen.

Wait for Love and your 'member' will rise.

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Re: I'm Feeling Suicidal... by Nobody: 11:09pm On Apr 28, 2016

Estharfabian:
Lol.

there was A loophole tho!

We can fix that...Together.
So far I matter and you matter wink

Re: I'm Feeling Suicidal... by Nobody: 11:13pm On Apr 28, 2016

pinceprinz:

We can fix that...Together.
So far I matter and you matter

Lol.

go jhoor.

Re: I'm Feeling Suicidal... by Nobody: 11:18pm On Apr 28, 2016

Estharfabian:
Lol.

go jhoor.

I will go if we'll go together to a place where hearts speak words only bearers could understand, where we could look in our eyes and talk everything without voicing unless the lips will intertwine and speak the language of love wink

Re: I'm Feeling Suicidal... by banyo(m): 12:28am On Apr 29, 2016

yes commit suicide,wen u get over dere. bros go respond. u thank me later.

Re: I'm Feeling Suicidal... by firstking01(m): 4:57am On Apr 29, 2016

Estharfabian:
I have fans??

Why startling??....the people that where following you are your what?

Re: I'm Feeling Suicidal... by EvilHeaven: 8:59am On Apr 29, 2016

pinceprinz:

I will go if we'll go together to a place where hearts speak words only bearers could understand, where we could look in our eyes and talk everything without voicing unless the lips will intertwine and speak the language of love

On my suicide thread? undecided

Re: I'm Feeling Suicidal... by Nobody: 11:18am On Apr 29, 2016

EvilHeaven:

On my suicide thread?

This cracked me up cheesy

Glad to know you have a sense of humour. I advise you to do some jogging, speedwalking or running. Exercise causes your body to release endorphins, a group of feel- good biochemicals (which among other things give your body a rush, just like sexx...only more prolonged, cos sexx is just for a short period. Run darling, run

Then if for any reason, you are not impotent and only just too anxious to get an ere.ction (I suspect this)...why, think of the double source of endorphin release you would have as a feel good bank

Most importantly, the most meaningful thing a man can do in life is not to make a woman pregnant shocked

....Mad people and terrorists impregnate people too! (no disrespect to mad people who cant help being sick)... the most meaningful thing is to live a happy, loving, healthy, full life. And sexx is not the only source of happiness
Meanwhile sexx will happen Virginboy...dont sweat it
Cheers

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Re: I'm Feeling Suicidal... by tgmservice: 12:27pm On Apr 29, 2016

EvilHeaven:
Hello people,

This might sound funny to you but I'm so much depressed over here.

This girl and I just started dating some few weeks ago, today she came to my house, though I wasn't in the mood but I just felt this is my chance to bid Farewell to my virginity forever...

After the initial romance, I stripped her to the bone, got a whole view of her anatomy, yet my Pman refused to say hi to this stranger no matter how hard I tried. I had to do away with the CD as I'm not used to it, as, like I said, I'm still a virgin; yet no bulge.

My questions are:
Is it that I'm not sexually attracted to her?
Or does my virginity had a part to play?

The fact that I've been having some stimulus when hugging my female friends, but my kini refused to do same when I actually wanna eat this Apple leaves me more perplexed and suicidal...

Any explanation?

Lalasticlala I need your help, please.

its normal happen to most guys first time out its either u anxious or maybe the girl is too ugly

Re: I'm Feeling Suicidal... by Nobody: 12:29pm On Apr 29, 2016

Anxiety-

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