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CR calm down ooo...

Nlder's makin me laff since 2009
chai interesting FTC n STC!!!!

Unto Jokes section jare CHELSEA nor fit ruin my day....

Oshe!

Questions dat worries me About BUHARI:
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1: Can someone that REFUSED to ATTEND OPUTA PANEL when invited
talk about justice?
2: Can someone whose statements are loaded with VIOLENCE assure peace?
3: Can someone who promised he would ensure that SHARIA LAW gets
to all part of the country tolerate people from other religion?
4: Can someone that asked MUSLIMS TO VOTE ONLY MUSLIM be voted for
by other religion?
5: Can someone that put Shagari in HOUSE ARREST and DR Alex Ekwueme in PRISON be absolved of tribal sentiments?
6: Can someone who used retroactive laws to KILL PEOPLE be trusted
with our lives?
7: Can someone who says FIGHTING TERRORISM is against his people be
allowed to be in charge of this country?
8: Can someone who executed 75% of PTF projects in the NORTH and distributed the remaining 25% among other regions when he was the
PTF chairman be allowed to take charge of all projects in the country?
9: Can someone who as a military head of state who knows he would
be overthrown but COULD NOT DO ANYTHING because his deputy was
not around be classified as courageous?
10: Can someone who says ACN is corrupt but because of his presidential ambition now surrounds himself with ACN thieves be ABLE
TO FIGHT CORRUPTION?
11: Can someone who as head of PTF DID NOT KNOW how billions of
Naira got missing be trusted with our entire wealth as president?
12: Can someone who could not allow the economic of demand, supply
and internal production factors to determine the prices of commodities but used SOLDIERS TO FORCE price control be able to handle present
economic challenges?
13: Can someone who did not allow his government be criticised and
UNJUSTLY ARRESTED those who criticised his government be given that opportunity to lead again,
14: can sumone whose integrity is questionable be accountable...Is he Mohammed Buhari or Muhhamadu Buhari dis Wasc issue still shrouded?
Honestly, Buhari is NOT the RIGHT person. Don't be blind.
It a pity Jona is not stern enough..., Way to go 9ja... The change
they shout could be negative as seen in some Northern African
countries. Vote wisely.

HOPING FOR A PEACEFUL AND PROGRESSIVE NIGERIA AFTER FEBRUARY

Truth be told whether certificate or statement of result...,A high level of malpractice is in play....
For it to take the amount of time for d result to surface after accusation and counter claims should show that dis is a cover up act...bt the certificate or result saga is jst to show that Buhari integrity is questionable...

e be like say# dem wan tell us another story again o

A nice development....

Beennkumar:
"And in that day seven women shall take hold of one man, saying, We will eat our own bread, and wear our own apparel: only let us be called by thy name, to take away our reproach."

Source: The Bible.

Hilarious scripture though.

ISAIAH 4: 1

''The bible cannot lie"

pls anyone in house here who can tell me where i can get my laptop screen fixed efficiently@ ibadan @ a good rate.

chai someone should draw Hon. Patrick's attention to this thread...whr my jotter na short words i nid unto scrabble paroles...


Ehen..

DODO (n)

Nutase:
APC luvs boobies while PDP luvs down below.
This picture is prophetic. It tells how APC will squeeze the nations boobies till it runs dry of milk and how PDP will rape the nations pvssie like they have been till we cant walk well again.
The truth is both parties are rapists coming from different angles due to their preferences

ironic bt true...Honestly, Both APC or PDP have nothing great to offer jare...

Nutase:
APC luvs boobies while PDP luvs down below.
This picture is prophetic. It tells how APC will squeeze the nations boobies till it runs dry of milk and how PDP will rape the nations pvssie like they have been till we cant walk well again.
The truth is both parties are rapists coming from different angles due to their preferences

ironic bt true...Honestly, Both have nothing great to offer jare...

Tonniey:
Teacher: When crude oil was N119 per barrel, we buy petrol for N97 per litre
Now that crude oil is N49 per barrel with all other things being equal, what is the expected price of petrol per litre?

Jonathan: N87.

Teacher: Pls who award PhD to this man who doesn't know simple arithmetic?

Teacher: buhari what is d answer?

Buhari: sir, the only items that change is price, so our change formular is;
If N119 changed to N49
Then N97 will CHANGE to N27

Teacher: But they said u don't have certificate?

Buhari: it's a simple arithmetic, even market woman can solve it.

Teacher: Chai chai..... we need CHANGE...



Even if change is inevitable, its not. buari/osibanjo dat will effect such.

hmmm '''is this coming from d same person who promised to stabilize World oil Price''' ... You can change the frame d picture remains d same... Logically untenable...bt dis sai followers aint logical...buhari cant get this right even if his life depends on it... Sai Borrower

Godiloveu:
EPL - Chelsea fc fan
LIGA - Real madrid fan
GLO PL - Nas united ff

these are my clubs,. up Chelsea!!!!

Nice same except GLO PL ----Warri Wolves FC

2006 World Cup was unforgettable cuz of a female colleague then who loves football...

yorex2011:
Just been appointed as next CLO of my Lga

congrats my guy... Make u function wella o...how d weda for ur end

nice op....Vlc is better by far to other video players

Chai God Sef like sacrifices without Blemish oo

I nor wan dey vex wen i behold my offsprings so Deep rooted beautiful spouse naim win am for me o...

PS:
a BEAUTIFUL GAL dat is not DUTIFUL is Guilty

teemanbastos:
aw that one take win trophies??
Tho We already know them.. Lousy and noisemakers..chelsea fc.

But 4 us, Our Trophies and Glories does the talking and the APPRECIATION..
20Epl titles.. Chelsea has 4
3UCL titles.. Chelsea has 1
11Fa titles.. chelsea juxt 7.
20community shields.. Chelsea 4

Glory Glory Manchester United..!!

chai proud grunt always making noise wen not asked....dis historians again... Nd d worst b say red devil nor kno u o... Dis thread is not meant to show d titles a club have won since 1772

wedemboiz:
Wia Ibrahimovic,Yaya Toure,Lukaku,Anichebe,Mikel,Christine Benteke,Samba Chris,Giorgio Chiellini,Victor Wanyama,Elaquim Mangala,Vincent Kompany,Oya Make Una Come Yarn Rubbish Say Una Strong

chai jst interested in watching Bayo tussle wit Yaya or wit Elaqium Mangala.. O boy

***yawn***
anoda Political Propagada walahi dis Politrikcians hav hidden agenda...

TANites and SAI Buharians una dooh.....
#2015 #NoSalvationYet

MechEngineer:
Hello........

Am Here.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!

abdulll6afh:
All those who comments on this topic are animals I don't know when the southern people will be wise enough u as southerners can U people show one good achivement that jonathan brought to your fucking region let's say buhari have certificate how did he contest previous election without certificate. If he can speak english and represent nigeria that all buhari can speak english morethan southerners. IS southerners that spoil english language in nigeria they bring in pidgin and brokin english to this country we se many southern copers speaking pidgin in norh

going through your post i agree with you...you were obviously taught English language by a '''SOUTHERN COPER""" LOL

argumentum ad populi face the issues jare!!

ewoo JONA bt why na...u fall hand die...see person many Nigerians dey wan take solace in cuz of ur motupo....

...GMB shld lie small small sha...
Cuz Economically na Bankruptcy naim 9ja go face wit am...after being a Head of State, Head NNPC, on FG PENSION scheme (robust n upgraded in 2010) GMB still 'had to borrow money to build houses'...smh

ehen what is he promising Nigerians again....cows for all Mallams or regulating World oil price and population increase in china ?

Mannylex:
Who has received allowee? Longest time peeps...... Missed this hauz!








Have no fear; Mannylex is here

i salute u....compliments

lol......what about my former area where almost all families there av minimum of 5 children in a room n parlor setting...so na whc room d gals go stay ...... Dem Rukevwe na even 6 children for one room...

The idea that parents cant trust siblings to live in same room is puzzling...so what training hav they indoctrinated to the lads over the years ?

cant fault Mikel's inclusion...the team was jst too lackadaisical upfront...

dotcomnamename:
[size=15pt]Wowwwwwwwwww Southampton destroy Chelsea's title hope

Chelsea title is over

I told their fans few weeks ago that Nov/Dec is their downfall

Mourinho is sweating right now


FT

Southampton 1-1 Chelsea

Man City beating Burnley 2-1 right now...

Man City level EPL table points with Chelsea [/size]

Enemies calm down....Chelsea stil 3 points ahead of ManCity

enemies enemies

S'Ton 1 - Che 1

though S'ton played better @ half tym...bt CHELSEA for d kill second half

halmeyd:
na una get epl dis seasn jor,bt dat ucl na me get am,,,halla madrid!

Till then
Hala Madrid!!!....

another Chelsea win in the works....Chelsea Chelsea!!!

halleluyah.......surulere....men ar not smiling oo..na fastest fingers abi network tinx...i tire for dis mikelobilis network