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She looks good...


Tony prayed earnestly without ceasing.


one day God answered and asked him..

God:What do you want me to do for you?

Tony:I want to drive a big car with lots of girls in it..
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Tony is currently a bus driver in a girls high school..

jericco1:
120? What! That's insane unless the total score is 200.

It means that, should actually be the minimum a university can set as their cut off mark. The various uni's are allowed to choose their cut off on their own

GrandFinale2017:
yeah cos illorin will conduct pume..
By the way u be fine girl o.. Are u on whatsapp?

Bro u wicked

Sarcastic level - Top Notch

Food don land

Meanwhile:
Thank God I saved a life today
I asked a Begger, How will u feel if I give u 10,000 Naira.
He replied, "Oga, I go die"
So I kept my money

MiguelKingII:
Just negodi this space bookers
BTW which network una de use

Village People Network (VPN) Good thing we aren't registered under NCC

This corrupt body called NCC never fails to dish out lies and empty promises to the public.

Still don't know what to do with this piece of info

Kudos to Dangote
Despite the bad conditions currently in the country, he keeps investing and creates hope for a better tomorrow.

But this Nigeria shaa...

Its only in Nigeria you will have to pass through 3 examination hurdles to get admission in a university.

God bless all Nigerian students out there.
May God see us through and crown all our efforts with success

Over there in Ghana some touts are killing Nigerians, over here in Nigeria we are killing ourselves.

Pls what's going on with Nigeria coz ayam not understanding.

Nice one.

Meanwhile:
Thank God I saved a life today
I asked a Begger, How will u feel if I give u 10,000 Naira.
He replied, "Oga, I go die"
So I kept my money

Thank God for smartphones.

Combined all those gadgets to one portable little box

simplebb:
Good question, there are few firms that are into agricultural production, It is all about Oil and gas, construction, chemical, electrical and mechanical works and also the society has not helped matters, we are all looking for white collar jobs that we can be proud to show off so our young agricultural engr graduates had to dump agric since people view it that it is for uneducated people. Sincerely have seen load of job adverts from lot of jobsites and have never seen anyone mentioned Agricultural engineering. Their course is a course that is targeted at self-employability, a friend of mine had to go back to the village to start farming after service due to lack of job offers in the field. Am I discouraging people from studying the course??No, but it is mostly a self employability course thus one must be aware of what is ahead. Don't just settle for anyhow course, know what u want to build a career on and also the industries u can likely work after graduation. This is no longer the era of let me just go to school and get a degree, the labour market is competitive and people are looking for specialist in the needed field.

Bro /Sis I actually think that Agricultural engineers are at an advantage since they can be self employed or build careers on their course of study compared to the likes of microbiologist, biochemistry, etc which not only are their job opportunities in this country very few but they can't still be self employed on their chosen courses or build careers on them.


I actually don't see a reason why u won't advice someone (even with a low score) to pick this course because you think their demand in the labor market is very limited.

. I believe that there are graduates who studied most of the courses u pointed out as better ones who are still jobless today (i know of a jobless chemical engineer for abt 3 years now)

simplebb:
I get ur point but it is not a course that u need high mark to get into, I know a lot of people who were given the course because of low marks infact a friend of mine had to change department later on. Doing CVE or MEE doesn't make u a civil or mechanical engr. Job opportunities in the course is also far and near, I won't recommend it for anyone. The best engineering courses with great job opportunities in the labour market are Mechanical, chemical, Electrical, Civil, Petroleum and Metallurgical.
U mentioned a department not producing First Class in its history, u need to question the lecturers and the students, go to other schools and see how AGE produces First Class year to year. That a dept produces First Class or not doesn't make the course hard bro.

Nice one
i like that...But i still don't know why AGE graduates don't work in their field or why getting a job with the degree seem so difficult

its agriculture we're talking about here.

So sad.
Even Nollywood is complaining.

Papertrail11:
u are waiting for him go giv u scripts or bribe una life go spoil

And what is this one even saying

sapele914:
A reflection of the people that they govern,just like your parents,bad people.

and your parents also, since they are too brain dead to fall under the same category of people who are been ruled by these bad leaders

#Stupid Retarded Monkey

destino24:
Op, don't try this one. You'll end up doing civil, mech, metallurgical, in fact everything in this dept. Trust me!

are u trying to say that agricultural engineering is the most difficult?

i think where other courses come to play is when u chose any of its options like:
farm machinery - mechanical
farm structures - civil
soil and water - civil
waste management, food processing - environment engineering

and not dat u will do all other courses from mech,or civil at once.
or wat do u mean?...hav u got info on it?

Weezyclan:
agricultural engineering is the easiest

Really, how do you know?

Is dat what u study?

i think electrical engineering is easy dunno abt the rest
let others have their say on this

Medical College Professor to a girl student:"Which human body part expands 5 times its normal size...?" Girl Student : "Sir I can't answer this question, it's too embarrassing... Professor asked the same question to a male student. Male Student : "It's the Pupil of a human eye..." Professor : "Correct." Then Professor turned to the female student and said : "Listen lady, Not only your thinking is wrong but your expectations are also very high... 5 times is too much"

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The power drunk bastard ain't resigning any soon.

Nigeria has always been cursed with bad leaders.

Perverts




Perverts Everywhere!!

So??...Should we fry charcoal??

What a greedy frog-eyed thief she is.

I Blame Buhari

I like Ifeanyi Uba

But PDP is a no no for Anambra state.

A party of failures and professional looters.