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baby, your package tight.. tighter than sardine.. baby are you feeling hot? lemme go to the sun and switch it off for you

MENZPRIDE:
404 special!!
By the way, is the economy affecting the dogs or are they watching their weight??

peeps are keeping fit

I no fit shout...
Lala over to you

Poorboy:
Exclusive7 your moniker no fit intimidate me u no exclusive at all

baba look again...

This is not the way ikot ekpene road is in umuahia... who dy drop this kyn lie kwanu...OP park well biko

Cc:lalasticlala

Jesu!! baba fire dy go.. Old soldier never die

uwagimboo:
OP, the thunder that will fire this ur lie lie mouth is about to leave the freezer.

See as i rush open ur thread make I see weda the snake go resemble Lala, op u be "papa loh-loh onye ike rangers"

the thread done confirm finally naaa

Namdeenero:
Yup, you know your snakes Thats a green water snake.. But Op someone might try to pull this kinda stunt with a green mamba

kikikikkiki ... at the person own peril....we'd be here reading his/her story of a snake bite and be lyk 'chai..sorry'...'your village people has located you finally'...or even 'RIP'..
Biko nobody should try this

more pics

lala see food ooh

vicstar:
chaii u can lie for africa ni

pics ooh

ikbnice:
I can wait to see the picture. Oya share! Share!! Share!!!

pictures dn land

modelmike7:
You actually let her go? Do you stay in a forest? you never thought of her harming anyone later? Olenu bi kettle.... You get mouth like kettle. 3 Gbosas for you bro: Gbosa! Gbosa!! Gbosa!!!

from my studies..dat chic ain't poisonous though it would bite

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Sitting out in the verandah of my home, taking air, my attention was called towards a snake in the compound by my junior.

Like Usain Bolt ..I ran for my cutlass then went for the snake.. feeling like god of war I took a sweep hitting the snake with the flat side of cutlass as it fled though with the aim of catching this monstrous creature alive..

In anger it stopped retreating and attacked...In lightening swiftness, I went for its head with my bare hands (#aside.. be forming Sampson till you kari snake bite ).
*This move was made possible by years of reading..don't try this at home,school or anywhere*

After taking the length of the reptile and of course some pictures, I decided to try something new.. I let the little lady go (yes..she's female.. I checked )..Happy I did though..Was quite exciting


Good Evening Nairaland

50k from dad and mom each =100 k bought laptop for 97k Remaining 3k Gave dad and mom 1k each =2k Kept the remaining 1k with you All together making 3k (remaining change) Plus the 97k for laptop =100k No money is missing. If you are owning mum 49k And dad 49k add the 1k with you to the money you used to buy laptop, thats 98k Oya divide am by two.

na wetin oga Buhari teach men...
make flashy promises make headlines RUN!!!

UK Mail Online has again questioned the
credibility of one of President Muhammadu
Buhari's Ministers, Rotimi Amaechi, in an
article titled “Is Nigerian leader’s pal
‘fantastically corrupt’? Friend of African
president accused of stealing £500million”.
The publication had last week queried Buhari's
anti-corruption fight, saying he is wealthy and
that his family lives large.
In the new article written by Paul Cahalan and
published on Sunday, May 15, it said although
Muhammadu Buhari is seen by some as leading
the battle against corruption, worrying allegations
swirl around one of his close allies.
The article also alleged that, Amaechi, who
travelled with the president to the summit on
corruption in London, bankrolled Buhari’s
presidential campaign.
It partly reads: “In the Nigerian press he has been
dubbed ‘ATM’ – the American term for cash
machine – because of his ability to produce vast
sums of money at short notice.
“He remains in his post despite being accused of
misappropriating £338million by a commission
investigating the sale of state assets.
“Separately, Amaechi is accused of diverting
£140million of state funds into Buhari’s
presidential campaign, with reports he paid for
media, consultants and private jets.
“The allegations come as the president stands
accused of enjoying a lavish lifestyle while many
millions suffer in poverty.
“There was also a request for £13million for
building a VIP wing at a hospital used by families
of the president and his ministerial team.”
“Mr Amaechi has denied the allegations against
him.”
It would be recalled that the Rivers State
Governor, Nyesom Wike , had set up a
Commission of Inquiry headed by Justice George
Omereji to look into the sale of value assets of the
state by Amaechi’s administration - the
Commission indicted the ex-governor.
In its October 2015 report, the Commission
accused Amaechi of selling valuable Rivers’ assets
including four gas turbines without due process.
Defending Amaechi, who was a ministerial
nominee at that time, the APC publicity secretary
in Rivers, Mr. Chris Finebone described the release
of the government white paper as “nothing worth
more than the decrepit paperweight and putrefying
character of its mastermind and authors.”
“However, it is a huge relief to our leader, Rotimi
Amaechi that Nyesom Wike finally accepts that an
accused is taken to court of law and not court of
public opinion through the manipulation of the
media.
“Wike is at liberty to amuse himself but wanton
display by a governor of crass ignorance of the
basic workings of government with regard to how
government disposes its property and the process
of channelling the payments into government
coffers calls for sober reflection by every Rivers
man, woman and youth.
“The APC would like to state that those who
crafted this whole melodrama know very well that
their contraption is nothing more than a tale told
by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying
nothing.
“We have no doubt that very concrete records of
every bit of matter relating to the Monorail, sale of
power stations, reserve fund, agricultural grant,
lease of Olympia Hotel and any others have all
been articulated and already in the public domain.
Of course, these will be availed the court to
permanently put paid to the ongoing chicanery
Wike and his friends.”
In a related report, Wike and Buhari are reportedly
in an ongoing behind-closed door » meeting at
the Presidential Villa, Abuja. Though the agenda of
the meeting was unclear as at press time.
http://pulse.ng/local/rotimi-amaechi-is-minister-fantastically-corrupt-uk-mail-writes-id5042515.html?utm_source=facebook&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=art-rotimi-amaechi-is-minister-fantastically-corrupt-uk-mail-writes-2016-05-16

hahaha...lmfao.. look at pre wedding pics...the after wedding would be a bomb shell

Niseed:
it's very real. it is called a "RATtlesnake"....very dangerous and judging by the looks, it resembles the rare hybrid cross between the American and African hairy rattlesnake. they are prolific breeders, able to give birth to 50-100 "ratlets" even without the need/presence of a male rattlesnake.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rattlesnake

"The More You Know"

so after all the info on that link your still spewing trash..my man receive sense biko..Precel is correct.. if your still arguing that,you really need Jesus then
Op that picture is photoshopped

lolzzzz:
Enugu people are falling my hand, if I don't hear that 100s of Fulani people have been killed then we will have to deploy aba boys to enugu.

ah dy tell you!!

hahahahaha....lmfao dz z so fucking hilarious. amazing customer service. Somewhere in the world,West Africa to be precise a country that starts with an 'N' and ends wit an 'A'. with green n white as its flag; amazona:warmest greetings.i am thor tunde:can i be odin? amazona:idiot!!ur father there..hu get ur tym. iranu!!

AirSultan:
This is just a stunt to know ppls age.

age won't add a kobo to anyones bank account.. so just tell us...T doesn't matter

SANDOSKI:
_____

say it!!

How About We Play A Game !!
.
Find Your Birthday Month, Day, Year and Form A
Sentence...
.
Select A Month.
Jan : I need.
Feb : I killed.
Mar : I slept with.
Apr : I raped.
May : I slapped.
Jun : I hugged.
Jul : I played with.
Aug : I jumped on.
Sep : I got drunk with.
Oct : I spit on.
Nov : I kissed.
Dec : I love.
.
SELECT A DAY.
01- Someone.
02- A donkey.
03- A monkey.
04- A baboon.
05- An elephant.
06- My cousin.
07- My girlfriend/boyfriend.
08- Ronaldo.
09- Nicky Minaj.
10- A clown.
11- A drunkard.
12- A virgin.
13- A hobo.
14- A genius.
15- A gorilla.
16- Chis Brown.
17- A pig.
18- A model.
19- Nobody.
20- My dog.
21- My first love.
22- My ex.
23- An old man.
24- A dinosaur.
25- Kim Kardashian.
26- A prostitute.
27- The lecturer.
28- My best friend.
29- A cat.
30- An old friend.
31- An idiot.
.
Select The Year Of Birth.
1980- In a bar.
1981- In a car park.
1982- In a dirty pond.
1983- In an ocean.
1984- In a police van.
1985- In a garage.
1986- In a forest.
1987- In a swimming pool.
1988- In a toilet.
1989- In a garden.
1990- In a hotel room.
1991- In a bus.
1992- In a taxi.
1993- On my bed.
1994- In the river.
1995- In our room.
1996- On the playground.
1997- Without my pants.
1998- On the house roof.
1999- With my eyes open.
2000- But I'm lying.
LET'S GO !! !! !
Lets get it rolling
For me-I GOT DRUNK WITH MY GIRLFRIEND IN OUR ROOM(nt bad )

my number 07080023556(whatsapp)

younghartz:
Hello exclusive7 I would be so glad if you could be of help I stay around school (umudike) what abt you?

I stay in Absu bt am home nw. datz around lowcost area,after school of the blind