₦airaland Forum

Something is really fishy.

Some will run to other West Africa countries,

Some will go back to stealing,

Some will repent, when hungry beat them, they will go back to their former lifestyle,

Some will go into ministry,

The worst of them all are the ones going to revenge.

kenzysmith:
wey I feel see weed for ekoan buy night abeg I dey delta

which side you dey?

See Lasisi TV o

Mine she came to visit me at a friend's shop, I bought Malt i was looking for meat pie i nor see, I then bought minimie chin chin, she escort me reach my house the rest story is rated 18+

This one weak me o

tosinosam:
How far nigga it's so easy to get an average Nigerian attention just by insulting them. You were my 6th insult prank victim. Sorry if what I said was painful or out of place,I only came to have fun and learn on nairaland. As for my beards,leave am like that.

Alright... Enjoy

Normal police and SARS slogan, and they mean it.

tosinosam:
Sorry o omniknowest joining everybody together and calling dem dumb is a better use of polite words abi. Whatever wizkid or tacha...does to you is none of our business and yea..I think you are dumber. Don't bother quoting me I was stupid enough to answer a dumbie like you.I won't be doing that anytime soon. Except you give me a reason to lash you again

You just summarized yourself (stupid enough), before you quote me again make sure you cut that your miserable beard off.

richie5:
Tan ni weere... Japaa jor, go hang urself then... Eleribu smebdy

Omo boy we nor dey village meeting, try use your sense communicate.

I will advice every Nigerians to be ready for the unknown, get yourself ready, we're going to make a lot of sacrifice for a better Nigeria, life's will be lost, be ready, get yourself a gun. Protect yourself, protect your love one's.


The time is now

Same way they send senseless hoodlums to disrupt the protest for a better Nigeria, is the same way they use Boko Haram and herdmen to kill her citizens.

Buratai won't go after this people with his soldiers, but he wants to use soldiers for peaceful protesters, have never seen any country using soldiers for protest.


Thunder fire them all.

What happen to direct message? Highest level of embarrassment, if i were to be Reekado Banks i Will Just delete that song from my phone and PC... Mtchew.

Wizkid is too proud, Reekado Banks is even active on protest ground not just online, I don't even know what Wizkid is feeling like, his music is even getting boring day by day.

Starboy FC, Tacha FC and Elite are the dumbest fans on Earth.

Ardar:
Funny, that's how I view mails as well. No mail can cheat on me too, majority of them are just community pricks that I don't mind sharing with other women.

Nothing special about them. I fvck, pass him on to the next woman and I move on with my life.

Yahoomail or Gmail?

ImpregnaTor:
my own was with a certain girl and the first girl I was going to have sex with...
we started kissing and all that, but before I even started perceiving the odour my dick was already reluctant to erect, but I persevered, lying on top her in missionary position, kissing and trying to get my dick up but no way, then I started perceiving the fish smell from this girl pussy, but I was stubborn and embarrassed, yet still trying to prove that I'm a man and not get the girl disappointed.

so I continued despite the terrible rotten fish smell , but before I could even managed to get my dick erected a little before inserting i came under 2 seconds.
the embarrassment heightened, but I was still stubborn trying to prove my sexual ability, despite the odour and maybe because it was my first time, I didn't want to disappoint the girl and myself.

Then I started struggling getting my dick up again, still on the missionary position with a terrible smell oozing out of her pussy, but persistence took the better of me, as I tried getting my dick up again, manage to insert but within 10 seconds for the second time I ejaculated again, a nightmare keeps getting worse...
I managed to stand up, I can't come and kill my self on top smelling pussy I thought, yet severely embarrassed and disappointed.
that pushed me to depression for the night and the rest couple of days..

As I'm talking to you, since 2015 to date, I have not had sex again, maybe I'm still a virgin sef, cause that experience cannot be counted.

The end!

Guy I'm more disappointed, it means before you cum Omar Lay song will still be playing?

This woman and Blackface is always going left if everyone is going right, Are they related?

This Yobo wey like Fvck


Congrats to him, handsome man with a beautiful lovely wife

Blood is thicker than water, the boy really get the guy shape of head.

If my son or daughter doesn't have any of my traits, we are going straight up for DNA test codedly.

Ghiio

From now henceforth i Will be using dettol cool to wash plate and boxers, because they can't use the common men like us as an ambassador, Ighalo that is using those $30 soaps to bath. They won't even do any promo for boys

Openbusiness:
My own b say, i dunt care who's advertising it, if ic anytin cryptocurrency, i dey japaaa
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Lol...telegram guys worst.

Even dead people are not safe in naija

That man belle can accommodate two baby pig �

The real evil forest

Happy Independence


But people still dey carry charger dey waka up and down.

You guys look beautiful, but my problem is the height.[color=#550000][/color]

Are you alone? I want to com and charge my phone.

Abeg massage my back for me.

This room is hot o, close your eyes i Want to take my jean off.