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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Expert17: 10:03pm On Aug 21, 2020
Lana1:
Ludogorets. Young Boys. Old Men. Na him level be this.
Where are his goals against Barca, Dortmund, Juve, Atalanta, Lazio, Roma?

How many goals against top 6 when he was in the EPL! Dont think we have forgotten how he bottled that peanlty in the FA Cup SF.

If ur MCM likes, he can score 1000 goals before he turns 30. He remains trophyless!
Oga, how many goals Martial don score for him career?

Lukaku 27 years old

Belgium highest goal scorer

EPL 100+ goals

Italy 30+ goals

cheesy grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Expert17: 10:01pm On Aug 21, 2020
odizeey:
Yeah. He scored 34 goals. Equaling Ronaldo's record. If that's not alert then na you know.
grin grin

Great season from the guy.

Young and Sanchez try again.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Expert17: 9:56pm On Aug 21, 2020
Nezzjnr:
Okay

Please how has Lukaku performed tonight grin cheesy grin cheesy

When I talk say the guy dey always miss for big games... You guys think Ole didn't know what he's doing
Make I mention the big teams the guy don score

cheesy
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Expert17: 9:51pm On Aug 21, 2020
Nezzjnr:
Why u dey change the narrative cheesy cheesy cheesy
Na so OLE change am too grin grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Expert17: 9:48pm On Aug 21, 2020
Nezzjnr:
I thought we were talking about Inter winning with Lukaku cheesy cheesy
Lukaku need new signings to win

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Expert17: 9:42pm On Aug 21, 2020
Sevilla small small, you are still building
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Expert17: 9:35pm On Aug 21, 2020
odizeey:
It's wishes that's making our players watch from home and another one from cell.
Them need to jazz up.
grin grin

Homecell
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Expert17: 9:15pm On Aug 21, 2020
MaziAlaye:
cry cry cry cry cry
He should remain there.

Degea and Lindelof should join him in that prison.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Expert17: 9:02pm On Aug 21, 2020
Sevilla didn't spend 200M to reach this final.... grin grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Expert17: 9:00pm On Aug 21, 2020
If you have problem with all our ex-players....well I don't.

Lukaku, Young and Sanchez do something
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Expert17: 8:45pm On Aug 21, 2020
KingAlabi:
And if inter doesn't win it, na me and you dey here Sha angry
If Inter no win, Sevilla go win.

Same thing
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Expert17: 8:34pm On Aug 21, 2020
OJURONGBE1:
I hope those touting Diego Carlos for Chelsea can see how reckless and flustered when under pressure he is.
Imagine paying £64m for this piece of crap.
Saw this on the game thread

Diego Carlos has now conceded a penalty in each of his last three UEL appearances:

⭕️ Quarter-final vs. Wolves
⭕️ Semi-final vs. Man Utd
⭕️ Final vs. Inter
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Expert17: 8:20pm On Aug 21, 2020
Our boy doing well in Italy...


*Romelu Lukaku has now scored 34 goals for Inter Milan this season, matching Ronaldo’s record for most goals in a debut season for the club.


*6 - Romelu Lukaku is the first player to score in six consecutive knockout stage matches in major European competition since Cristiano Ronaldo between 2012 and 2013. Inevitable


*Romelu Lukaku has now scored in ELEVEN consecutive UEL games:

☑️ Wolfsburg
☑️ Young Boys
☑️ Young Boys
☑️ Dynamo Kyiv
☑️ Dynamo Kyiv
☑️ Ludogorets
☑️ Ludogorets
☑️ Getafe
☑️ Leverkusen
☑️ Shakhtar
☑️ Sevilla
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Expert17: 8:11pm On Aug 21, 2020
Lukaku nice one.

OLE come and learn how to win trophy
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Expert17: 6:41pm On Aug 21, 2020
I don't know how you want to convince someone who don't believe in God....,to believe in juju.

Make the matter die abeg.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Expert17: 5:46pm On Aug 21, 2020
donjazet:
I see you've added more stories to the one you had before. cheesy cheesy
It's either these tales are lies or you managed to condition your naive and gullible mind to believe misconstrued events.

You only continue to promulgate ignorance, myths and fairy tales that have held sway in our African mentality and society. Myths that fall flat in the face of logic and scrutiny.

You have still not described or shown me how a stolen prick looks like.
You have still not shown me a video proving the efficacy of "touch and follow" or the so-called magun.


One only wonders why Africa will be the bedrock of powerful magics but still be leading the world in all negative indices of life. Shortest average life span, highest crime rate, highest poverty rate etc.

Why can't this juju which you claimed help catch a thief help our police men to catch all criminals and make our society crime free.
Why couldn't buhari use touch and follow on trump to enable him come to Nigeria and help us?


Why can't our juju men band together and establish multi-billion dollar health and security industries that will show the worlds military how to be naturally bullet proof, instead our military men are chopping bullet and dying like fowl.

Why can't this juju men form multi-billion dollar finance services since they have the "power" to make people fall mugu instead they are all wretched men living in ingrained poverty.

Sege my bro, you need to evolve in your thought process. we are now in an era where it is very easy to dump ignorance and be enlightened, we are no more in the 15th century where access to information was a privilege. Educate yourself, my brother.
You are the same person who wrote in your DIARY about parts of dead bodies bn sold to ritualist for various purpose.

I guess the purpose is for suya.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Expert17: 3:54pm On Aug 21, 2020
Funny comments about Maguire's arrest on FP


"Defender on the pitch, attacker off the field

When he sees attackers on the pitch coming, he no go fit defend himself

I trust Bruno Penaldenz, he will accept the penalty on behalf of maguire"

And

"
Woeful captain, both on and off pitch

Why will you attack police when you're a defender"

grin grin grin grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Expert17: 11:05am On Aug 21, 2020
Leyqute:
Where you played as a professional GK?

Isn’t that why you want Utd to sell DDG? Cos you know better than him?
cheesy cheesy

No vex.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Expert17: 10:56am On Aug 21, 2020
Leyqute:
Didn’t you grow up in Ireland?
Ireland?

Fut Minna in Ireland? cheesy
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Expert17: 9:36am On Aug 21, 2020
Bjteensdes24:
@bolded can be explained well..the case of doing charm that doesn't allow only gunshot to penetrate but other things can just like doing okigbe( machete won't enter if being used on you) but if stone or glass is used on you, it will penetrate
Good points,...that's why I laugh at those that are saying nothing like charm.

Even this common MAGUN in Yoruba land is a very potent charm.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Expert17: 9:23am On Aug 21, 2020
Segedinho:
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I understand perfectly well that we human are crafted in such a way to believe whatever we want to until somehow first hand experience changes our orientation

Talking about juju,i have done it n it worked perfectly

I have someone that did "touch and follow"on a gal that really dislike him back den in d sec school

I have seen witches confessed on a verifiable account infact an aunt of mine confessed years back.

My late dad has really made me understand the repercussion of using juju negatively.

Some things can't be explained physically/scientifically.

Here in 9ja,we had bakassi in d ibo land.

I have friends that have been shot in close range but no penetration cos he was an OPC.


I know many will wonna debunk my statement

B4 u do,ask ur self what is my gain to disparage my aunt and d upheld d efficacy of juju just to score a point


Thanks

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The same juju we use back then in boarding school to reveal/expose thieves among us....

I have seen guys that bullet can't penetrate but cutlass can, how will they explain this.

I have friends doing Yahoo-plus, using innocent girls... Go to Lautech.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Expert17: 9:14am On Aug 21, 2020
odizeey:
Sule don fall JuJu advocates hand. embarassed

Fall our hands.
The person wey drop picture don mad already......go check the guy profile and posts.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Expert17: 6:23pm On Aug 20, 2020
BARAJ92:
Mention a single team that has been winning trophies by sacking coach up and down after going three or four years without trophy.
Liverpool started winning trophies in the third or fourth season of Klopp. Chelsea has a stabilized team.
We dey here together, EPL is starting soon.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Expert17: 4:29pm On Aug 20, 2020
Sulele04:
IT IS NOT GOOD TO BE IGNORANT.
THE CHARM THAT WILL DESTROY LOW-LIFES LIKE YOU IS VERY CHEAP, CHEAPER THAM PURE WATER. BUT THE CHARM THAT WILL MAKE YOUR LIFE DECENT AGAIN IS WORTH MORE THAN YOUR LIFE ITSELF.

POST YOUR PIC HERE 50NAIRA IS WHAT I WILL SPEND, IF YOU DONT RUN MAD I WILL EAT MY WORDS.
Memory verse
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Expert17: 3:44pm On Aug 20, 2020
OtemAtum:
I know three herbalists and none of their children is living large. Give me home address of a herbalist whose child is living large. I want to interact with him or her.
I will connect you with them once they are looking for human head to renew their money ritual for the month of September
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Expert17: 3:32pm On Aug 20, 2020
OtemAtum:
What I'm saying is that if Tinubu, Obasanjo, Buhari etc are seeing some baba somewhere, then they would be paid in millions. Then we should be having many hushpuppi babalawos up and down. The Babalawo I know on nairaland is just an hustler like many here. Pastors are the real deal. They know how to cash out on both the rich and the poor cheesy
You watch Yoruba movies too much, thats why you think Herbalist don't have money.

Go and check their kids living large
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Expert17: 3:23pm On Aug 20, 2020
OtemAtum:
Thisl is a very wrong opinion. If true, we should be have herbalists cashing out billions from the politicians. But what do we have? Poor, hustling bedbug infested herbalists all over. So pastor Osinbajo too is seeing a juju priest. What about Bill Gate, is he spiritually backed too?
Is the Herbalist ready to sacrifice his mother? his erection? Can he stop eating anything that has salt or pepper?? Etc

Bro, condition dey...It's not easy.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Expert17: 3:11pm On Aug 20, 2020
OtemAtum:
grin cheesy

Our politicians are doing evil, but he can't use any of their pictures. It is one dude out there that hasn't done any harm to his ancestors and will do no harm to his generations he wants his pictures cheesy Yeye can smell!!
90% of politicians are spiritually backed.

You think say na ordinary eyes dey de use cheesy cheesy
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Expert17: 1:11pm On Aug 20, 2020
Clubs dey win trophies with taking right and fast decisions on managers.....we still dey talk of DNA and Philosophy.

Kwantinue.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Expert17: 12:37pm On Aug 20, 2020
Lana1:
Shey when i brought it up, they said it's ok for the club to owe half a billion in debts.

They've tried. They have really tried. Leemao!
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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Expert17: 6:50pm On Aug 19, 2020
Nezzjnr:
I don't think he'll be sold anytime soon cheesy cheesy

Heard the club want to get rid of a particular Defender to get funds for Sancho

Dortmund rejected the plan of us paying 80 20 20
We have to be fast with Sancho's deal.

Once Barcelona offload Coutinho, Rakitic, Suarez and some other stars...they will surely look to the direction of Sancho.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Expert17: 6:38pm On Aug 19, 2020
Nezzjnr:
Expert17 food don land ooo cheesy grin

De Gea has to sit up now
Let's just sell him now, he will be 30 soon and currently on 375k per week.

His transfer fee and addition of his weekly wages go almost complete Sancho money. ....I don tire for the guy

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