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Romance / Re: Help! Am pregnant and am scared of having an abortion by ExplicitConect: 1:21pm On Sep 11, 2018
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Come I Be Native Doctor o. No Make Me Turn You To Imbesile this Morning
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Matured Mind Connections by ExplicitConect: 2:43am On Sep 10, 2018
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Romance / Re: Girls' Hangout Zone by ExplicitConect: 2:37am On Sep 10, 2018
Tracypacy:
Joy, Iyana-Ipaja, Lagos, 09093741880, must be Calabar, needs friends.

Wuraola, needs friends, 09056942694, must be based in Abeokuta

Tiwa, Surulere, early 20's, need hook-up, 09097527069
Romance / Re: Help! Am pregnant and am scared of having an abortion by ExplicitConect: 11:01pm On Sep 09, 2018
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If your pregnancy is less than a month I can give you a safe way to stop the pregnancy without worrying about abortions. Contact me
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Vacancy: by ExplicitConect: 10:11am On Sep 06, 2018
Openings

Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Vacancy: by ExplicitConect: 11:50am On Sep 05, 2018
Viva Cinemas Ota & Enugu opening soon hence we're #recruiting for Managers, Supervisors, Team Members, Stock Controllers, Marketers, & Janitors.

Jobs full description @ https://www.vivacinemas.com/jobs

Application deadline: Sept 20th 2010
Health / Re: Italian Man Has Intimacy Gadget Stuck In His Anus For 24 Hours (Photos) by ExplicitConect: 11:32am On Sep 04, 2018
What people think brings them happiness:-
-Money
-Sex
-Drugs
-Status
-Comfort

What actually does:-
-Family
-Virtues
-Responsibility
-Progress
-Challenges


SOME WOMEN MAY NOT KNOW
An Anklet is a bracelet worn around the ankle. Widely recognized as a symbol that a woman is married yet available to other men for sexual activity with the husband’s consent & encouragement. So if I see this at your leg, it means you av a foolish husband

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Romance / The Bro Code. by ExplicitConect: 5:49pm On Aug 29, 2018
Following this thread https://www.nairaland.com/4703774/girls-code, I decided to create "BRO CODE"
Some Rules & Regulations Guiding The Bro Code. (Any Bro found breaking these codes is a failure the Bro community & should be killed by hanging).

1. Bros before Hoes – A ‘Hoe’ is defined as any woman that is not your wife or direct family.

2. A Bro is always allowed to do something stupid as long as his Bros are doing it.

3. Whether a Bro is in to sports or not they pick a team and support them until their dying breath.

4. A Bro never dances with their hands above their head.

5. A Bro DOES NOT choose his own nickname. A nickname, good or bad, is bestowed upon you by your fellow Bros.

6. A Bro will not sleep with another Bro's sister.

7. Even in a fight to the death a Bro never punches another Bro in the groin.

8. A Bro never cries.

9. A Bro never wears pink underwear. NEVER

10. A Bro never publicly reveals how many people another Bro has slept with.

11. A Bro is not required to remember another Bro's birthday.

12. A Bro doesn't grow a moustache.

13. A Bro must always reciprocate a round of drinks.

14. If a Bro asks another Bro to keep a secret he shall take that secret to his grave.

15. A Bro shall not damage another Bro's chances with a girl

16. A Bro never willingly relinquishes possession of a remote control

17. A Bro always admits when they farted.

18. It is NEVER acceptable for a Bro to sleep with another Bro's ex.

19. A Bro is never offended if another Bro fails to return a phone call, text or email.

20. A Bro will always verify another Bro's story when they are trying woo a girl.

21. If your team beats your Bro's team you have 24 hours to rub it in.

22. A Bro never gives another Bro the silent treatment or refuse an handshake.

23. When a Bro asks another Bro to look after their drink, that Bro never tampers with it. Pranks NEVER involve Bros drink.

24. A Bro doesn't unfriend his Bro on Facebook while in a huff.

25. A Bro is not expected to notice another Bro's new haircut.

26. A Bro never asks another Bro to come with them to the bathroom.

27. Bros don't use umbrella.

28. A Bro of a Bro is a Bro to you.

29. Bros take care of their fellow bros when they have too much to drink.

30. When a Bro has a kid his Bros become honorary uncles.

31. A Bro does not allow his Bro to drunk dial or text his ex.

32. A Bro ALWAYS honours a bet.

33. A bro cannot give another Bro a teddy bear.

34. Bros don't break up girls fights until a sufficient amount of clothing has been pulled off.

34. ALL conversations between Bros are subject to 'Bro to Bro confidentiality'.

35. A Bro does not dare or challenge another bro to do anything they wouldn't try themselves.

36. A Bro never rearranges the dishes at another Bro's house.

37. When a Bro leaves his seat that seat becomes vacant and cannot be reclaimed if another Bro takes it.

38. A Bro never makes eye-contact with another Bro while eating a banana.

39. A Bro never tickles another Bro.

40. If you catch your Bro's partner cheating you immediately tell your Bro regardless of any sh*t-storm that may arise.

41. A Bro always has a condom in their wallet.

42. Bros don't take selfies in the toilet.

43. Bros don't touch each others hair.

44. If Bros share a house/apartment all Bros are obligated to stay out of the way if a fellow Bro brings their date home.

45. A Bro NEVER under ANY circumstances attempts to get with another Bro's partner.

46. Bros do not share a drink or popcorn at the cinema.

47. If a Bro injures themselves while lifting weights, fellow Bros will add more weights before getting help.

48. Bros only comment on a fellow Bro's fashion choice if that choice will affect their ability to get laid.

49. A Bro will make any and all effort to provide his Bro with a condom in time of help.

50. A Bro ALWAYS enhances another Bro's job description when introducing him.

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Romance / Help! Am pregnant and am scared of having an abortion by ExplicitConect: 11:37am On Aug 29, 2018
Pls keep me anonymous.

Am passing through psychological and emotional pain right now, Am in a relationship with 2 guys and my reason for having 2 relationships was that I was having issues with my boyfriend of 4 years, I couldn't deal with his cheating and I don't care attitude, so I found comfort in the arm of the second guy.
After some time my first boyfriend came back to beg me and my friends advices me to take him back so that I wont waste 4 yrs like that.even though I didn't love him anymore i kept playing along and luckily he wasn't always in town so I had enough time with my new lover. Recently I went on vacation with my first boyfriend and after 2 weeks I found out I was pregnant for him,I talked to him about it and he was so happy and asked we keep the baby. My self on the other hand, am feeling very bad because I'd prefer to spend my life with my new lover, we've been together for 1 year and 8 months now and everything has been going well, he's the best male I've seen on earth, he understands and tolerates me a lot, he does the cooking when he feels I should rest, he cleans and does chores without disturbing me and he has never raised his hands on voice on me for a day,all these made me fall helplessly for him.
My first boyfriend is such a spoil brat he does not even know how to boil ordinary hot water, he cannot do anything at all,i do both wife and mum duty for him yet he screams and shouts at me anytime he feels like and makes me beg even when he's wrong, I've been comparing the both of them and I realized that my 2nd boyfriend is everything and yes I love him more and I admit I bleeped up by still cheating on him. He knows about my first boyfriend but I keep lying to him and covering things up, now am pregnant and am scared of having an abortion.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Vacancy: by ExplicitConect: 3:27pm On Aug 27, 2018
A medium-sized lounge in Mende Maryland (Lagos) is looking to recruit a manager.
• Gender: Male
• Age Range: 26-45
• Must live within or very close to the area
• Ability to drive is an added advantage Kindly send your CV and cover letter to odufolakemi@gmail.com
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Mature Ladies Only (18+) by ExplicitConect: 4:02pm On Aug 23, 2018
Matured ladies ONLY 18+
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Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: 2024!! Marriages For Working Class: Drop Your Contact And Get Your Spouse Now. by ExplicitConect: 3:56pm On Aug 23, 2018
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Gals And Guys From Osun State Lets Meet. by ExplicitConect: 3:46pm On Aug 23, 2018
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Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Abuja Lesbians Dating by ExplicitConect: 3:45pm On Aug 23, 2018
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Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Ladies Looking For Men by ExplicitConect: 3:44pm On Aug 23, 2018
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Ladies Looking For Men by ExplicitConect: 3:35pm On Aug 23, 2018
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