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The Bro Code. by ExplicitConect: 5:49pm On Aug 29, 2018
Following this thread https://www.nairaland.com/4703774/girls-code, I decided to create "BRO CODE"
Some Rules & Regulations Guiding The Bro Code. (Any Bro found breaking these codes is a failure the Bro community & should be killed by hanging).

1. Bros before Hoes – A ‘Hoe’ is defined as any woman that is not your wife or direct family.

2. A Bro is always allowed to do something stupid as long as his Bros are doing it.

3. Whether a Bro is in to sports or not they pick a team and support them until their dying breath.

4. A Bro never dances with their hands above their head.

5. A Bro DOES NOT choose his own nickname. A nickname, good or bad, is bestowed upon you by your fellow Bros.

6. A Bro will not sleep with another Bro's sister.

7. Even in a fight to the death a Bro never punches another Bro in the groin.

8. A Bro never cries.

9. A Bro never wears pink underwear. NEVER

10. A Bro never publicly reveals how many people another Bro has slept with.

11. A Bro is not required to remember another Bro's birthday.

12. A Bro doesn't grow a moustache.

13. A Bro must always reciprocate a round of drinks.

14. If a Bro asks another Bro to keep a secret he shall take that secret to his grave.

15. A Bro shall not damage another Bro's chances with a girl

16. A Bro never willingly relinquishes possession of a remote control

17. A Bro always admits when they farted.

18. It is NEVER acceptable for a Bro to sleep with another Bro's ex.

19. A Bro is never offended if another Bro fails to return a phone call, text or email.

20. A Bro will always verify another Bro's story when they are trying woo a girl.

21. If your team beats your Bro's team you have 24 hours to rub it in.

22. A Bro never gives another Bro the silent treatment or refuse an handshake.

23. When a Bro asks another Bro to look after their drink, that Bro never tampers with it. Pranks NEVER involve Bros drink.

24. A Bro doesn't unfriend his Bro on Facebook while in a huff.

25. A Bro is not expected to notice another Bro's new haircut.

26. A Bro never asks another Bro to come with them to the bathroom.

27. Bros don't use umbrella.

28. A Bro of a Bro is a Bro to you.

29. Bros take care of their fellow bros when they have too much to drink.

30. When a Bro has a kid his Bros become honorary uncles.

31. A Bro does not allow his Bro to drunk dial or text his ex.

32. A Bro ALWAYS honours a bet.

33. A bro cannot give another Bro a teddy bear.

34. Bros don't break up girls fights until a sufficient amount of clothing has been pulled off.

34. ALL conversations between Bros are subject to 'Bro to Bro confidentiality'.

35. A Bro does not dare or challenge another bro to do anything they wouldn't try themselves.

36. A Bro never rearranges the dishes at another Bro's house.

37. When a Bro leaves his seat that seat becomes vacant and cannot be reclaimed if another Bro takes it.

38. A Bro never makes eye-contact with another Bro while eating a banana.

39. A Bro never tickles another Bro.

40. If you catch your Bro's partner cheating you immediately tell your Bro regardless of any sh*t-storm that may arise.

41. A Bro always has a condom in their wallet.

42. Bros don't take selfies in the toilet.

43. Bros don't touch each others hair.

44. If Bros share a house/apartment all Bros are obligated to stay out of the way if a fellow Bro brings their date home.

45. A Bro NEVER under ANY circumstances attempts to get with another Bro's partner.

46. Bros do not share a drink or popcorn at the cinema.

47. If a Bro injures themselves while lifting weights, fellow Bros will add more weights before getting help.

48. Bros only comment on a fellow Bro's fashion choice if that choice will affect their ability to get laid.

49. A Bro will make any and all effort to provide his Bro with a condom in time of help.

50. A Bro ALWAYS enhances another Bro's job description when introducing him.

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Re: The Bro Code. by matrix199(m): 5:55pm On Aug 29, 2018
You sound like a mean son.
I'd love to buy you a cold bottle of milk.

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Re: The Bro Code. by AdaAde(f): 5:56pm On Aug 29, 2018
The presidency signing the not too young to rule bill was a total waste of time. The youths are not ready to take the bull by its horn yet.

Imagine this nonsense "bro code" of a thing. That proves that there are childish adults everywhere. Confused and immoral generation!!.

I'm sure this thing was created by a bunch of lazy youths. angry

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Re: The Bro Code. by paulsibility(m): 5:57pm On Aug 29, 2018
A BRO IS NOT THE SAME AS A BROTHER. A BROTHER MAY NOT NECESSARILY BE A BRO, BUT ALL BROS ARE BROTHERS.
Re: The Bro Code. by paulsibility(m): 6:02pm On Aug 29, 2018
AdaAde:
The presidency signing the not too young to rule bill was a total waste of time. The youths are not ready to take the bull by its horn yet.

Imagine this nonsense "bro code" of a thing. That proves that there are childish adults everywhere. Confused and immoral generation!!.

I'm sure this thing was created by a bunch of lazy youths. angry


...... ...........and you that is "gainfully hardworking" is commenting on a thread from someone you called "lazy". judge yourself.......{em you, em you}

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Re: The Bro Code. by AdaAde(f): 6:10pm On Aug 29, 2018
paulsibility:



...... ...........and you that is "gainfully hardworking" is commenting on a thread from someone you called "lazy". judge yourself.......{em you, em you}

Coming from the thoughts of a lazy youth himself. tongue

Re: The Bro Code. by paulsibility(m): 6:21pm On Aug 29, 2018
[quote author=AdaAde post=70725868]

Coming from the thoughts of a lazy youth himself. tongue[/q



all these teenagers self........you better reserve your 13mb to chat with him tonight, and stop looking for attention here. "hardworking child"
Re: The Bro Code. by AdaAde(f): 6:23pm On Aug 29, 2018
[quote author=paulsibility post=70726175][/quote]

Thank you!
Lazy adult.
Re: The Bro Code. by Nobody: 8:41am On Sep 02, 2018
ExplicitConect:
Following this thread https://www.nairaland.com/4703774/girls-code, I decided to create "BRO CODE"
Some Rules & Regulations Guiding The Bro Code. (Any Bro found breaking these codes is a failure the Bro community & should be killed by hanging).

1. Bros before Hoes – A ‘Hoe’ is defined as any woman that is not your wife or direct family.

2. A Bro is always allowed to do something stupid as long as his Bros are doing it.

3. Whether a Bro is in to sports or not they pick a team and support them until their dying breath.

4. A Bro never dances with their hands above their head.

5. A Bro DOES NOT choose his own nickname. A nickname, good or bad, is bestowed upon you by your fellow Bros.

6. A Bro will not sleep with another Bro's sister.

7. Even in a fight to the death a Bro never punches another Bro in the groin.

8. A Bro never cries.

9. A Bro never wears pink underwear. NEVER

10. A Bro never publicly reveals how many people another Bro has slept with.

11. A Bro is not required to remember another Bro's birthday.

12. A Bro doesn't grow a moustache.

13. A Bro must always reciprocate a round of drinks.

14. If a Bro asks another Bro to keep a secret he shall take that secret to his grave.

15. A Bro shall not damage another Bro's chances with a girl

16. A Bro never willingly relinquishes possession of a remote control

17. A Bro always admits when they farted.

18. It is NEVER acceptable for a Bro to sleep with another Bro's ex.

19. A Bro is never offended if another Bro fails to return a phone call, text or email.

20. A Bro will always verify another Bro's story when they are trying woo a girl.

21. If your team beats your Bro's team you have 24 hours to rub it in.

22. A Bro never gives another Bro the silent treatment or refuse an handshake.

23. When a Bro asks another Bro to look after their drink, that Bro never tampers with it. Pranks NEVER involve Bros drink.

24. A Bro doesn't unfriend his Bro on Facebook while in a huff.

25. A Bro is not expected to notice another Bro's new haircut.

26. A Bro never asks another Bro to come with them to the bathroom.

27. Bros don't use umbrella.

28. A Bro of a Bro is a Bro to you.

29. Bros take care of their fellow bros when they have too much to drink.

30. When a Bro has a kid his Bros become honorary uncles.

31. A Bro does not allow his Bro to drunk dial or text his ex.

32. A Bro ALWAYS honours a bet.

33. A bro cannot give another Bro a teddy bear.

34. Bros don't break up girls fights until a sufficient amount of clothing has been pulled off.

34. ALL conversations between Bros are subject to 'Bro to Bro confidentiality'.

35. A Bro does not dare or challenge another bro to do anything they wouldn't try themselves.

36. A Bro never rearranges the dishes at another Bro's house.

37. When a Bro leaves his seat that seat becomes vacant and cannot be reclaimed if another Bro takes it.

38. A Bro never makes eye-contact with another Bro while eating a banana.

39. A Bro never tickles another Bro.

40. If you catch your Bro's partner cheating you immediately tell your Bro regardless of any sh*t-storm that may arise.

41. A Bro always has a condom in their wallet.

42. Bros don't take selfies in the toilet.

43. Bros don't touch each others hair.

44. If Bros share a house/apartment all Bros are obligated to stay out of the way if a fellow Bro brings their date home.

45. A Bro NEVER under ANY circumstances attempts to get with another Bro's partner.

46. Bros do not share a drink or popcorn at the cinema.

47. If a Bro injures themselves while lifting weights, fellow Bros will add more weights before getting help.

48. Bros only comment on a fellow Bro's fashion choice if that choice will affect their ability to get laid.

49. A Bro will make any and all effort to provide his Bro with a condom in time of help.

50. A Bro ALWAYS enhances another Bro's job description when introducing him.

The OP needs brain transplant.

This type of a person is usually a fatal failure in life.

You have not only failed your family but also your generation.....

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