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KODACK:
Baby, if God no touch your godfather heart.....nothing go Happen.

Let me give you a breif story.

A technical Director with extreme strong influence in a particular school (of which he gives admission to people without them sitting for exams) promised my dad, that he would help me get admission.......after exam and everything, I went to drop my results and gbogbo e to him ...he said okay.


7 years later, I graduated from another totally different school in a different zone of Nigeria with a better mouth watering discipline......... Funny enough,my dad sent me to deliver a message to the man on my way to my house manship location.

Guess what the man asked me......
HAVE YOU NOT GOTTEN ADMISSION?.

I almost wept when I heard those words..shows that he didn't do anything.......cos even my late dad (may God rest his soul) too knew what Happened.


So..... sweetie..... If God no touch the godfather heart, he or she is useless

Exactly sir, even God fit make your own godfather slot in another person name thinking it's your own name and vum na so you don miss am, na sorry las Las go quench everything.

ELJC:
so ladies nd gent, save the stress of Bodymass nonsense or hight ooo or you can run frm abj to lagos, that’s ur business. If u ain’t got God and a Good strong godfather, hahaaha jst dey waste ur tp. So save the stress and go find urslf some godfather, this is Nigeria.

The reason why am scared of godfather without God is that, without God na so Dem you no go last for army and die, I swear, na why God first then any other thing second. Hope you are feeling me?

Prudent5217:
A condition in which the intestine protrudes through the abdominal muscles at the belly button.

Put it this way ,once your navel is protruding, you likely have umbilical hernia.
The army doctor told me to go stitch myself up and reapply and that is what I did.
Those who have it should forget planning to do the surgery and apply at same time cos after the surgery, you'll need 3 months of not lifting anything heavy or even laughing too much and from the timeline, it won't favour you.

jameh48:
Will training start this year or next year? Can I get an answer to this question?

I can't help you with this question cos I myself have no idea.
Am having a premonition that my name will appear so I'll start my jogging this week and I implore you to start getting prepared.

KennethNnolim:
So were you now evicted for being overweight citing your BMI?

I was overweight that I know but was evicted cos of umbilical hernia.

This one all of them dey reject the pdp campaign chairman, are you sure they won't sabotage this election cos of dino?

ELJC:
The energy u re using to check bmi this, weight this, hight that etc. Use that same energy to pray to God and get a very strong god father, politicians are the best, else I am sorry cos this is Nigeria.

I pray every morning and remind God how useless I'll be if He doesn't help me but let his will be done in my life finally.
Even those that have godfather or politicians, don't you know that if your godfather or politician is beefing with another personel or politician in charge of those list say they fit use you settle scores. Everything depends on God's mercy.
I can remember my last sojourn in ssc44, when I was evicted in medicals, I almost died, it was like let the Earth open make I fall inside, the bitterness was something else and the depression was in another level but to God be the glory who knows all. So even if you make the shortlist, make up your mind for small depression when you are evicted.

KODACK:
The initial part of your statement is correct.....if you want to burn fat and reduce your weight,do exercise and don't chop iron....even too much running converts your fatty tissues to muscular tissues

But oga , chest size isn't used to calculate or check BMI.....Check the image you posted again.


Ugo4u and sojeee...... During Army screening, is chest size part of the medical measurements used to Calculate BMI.

Brother I didn't say chest size is used to calculate BMI cos I know duri

KODACK:
The initial part of your statement is correct.....if you want to burn fat and reduce your weight,do exercise and don't chop iron....even too much running converts your fatty tissues to muscular tissues

But oga , chest size isn't used to calculate or check BMI.....Check the image you posted again.


Ugo4u and sojeee...... During Army screening, is chest size part of the medical measurements used to Calculate BMI.

Brother I didn't say they use chest size to measure BMI, during my own medicals, my chest was measured while I was told to breathe in very deep, so I assumed the chest size was used to access how much muscle tissue that I had since I do gym then and my BMI was in the overweight region. Chest size is not used for BMI but maybe to ascertain if your overweight is from muscles or just fat that is my assumption not that it is in anyway used for measuring BMI, hope you understand now.

Prospect048:
pls try and print them before the closing date because you can't access the profile after the closing date.

Thanks

eclipsehemmy:
no o.... Print the printables.... Download and save it as well ..... Just remove whatever you need from that site now..... Print, reprint, photocopy, save, double save, do whatever you can to avoid ya village people using you to shine o

Thanks

The flogging is to make you immune to pains and also to be focused even with gunshot wounds as you escaped or to endure pains when captured and tortured to expose your brothers. This is very necessary and am going to chop same in Ribadu old nda site this year in Jesus name amen.

shobroy10:
My fellow officers morning. Let me remind us if we are about to sleep start calling God and ur ppl from now they say a word .......

Oga forget that thing, they Don they pick names since and if possible fit don conclude to compile the list since na why it is always good to register early and be free not that it will increase your chance of getting to the list, just a precautionary measure.

Is it possible for one to still access his profile to print out something after the closing date?

Like I said before if you gym and have lots of muscle mass, your BMI will over estimate the value because it is one of its limits. I need to have a weight of 72kg to be in the normal range which is never possible but am very muscular, I feel that is why they also measure the chest.
According to the chart below

Ordinary 30k they won't implement but one slowpoke senator is saying they need 5.5b naira to buy nonsense SUV. May amadioha plus sango and ala combine and bury these idiots.

The music wan spoil my phone speaker

enesi009:
is it a tribal name u are d one telling me ooo... e be like your yeye Don dey explode ... Or u be one of dem since u know dear tribal name

Nobody yeye dey explode here na only my skull dey explode, I don too reason this army something that if I lose am, I go need see a shrink and enter rehab to recuperate. Thank you.

KODACK:
Na the same boat carry us jare.

But I'm still doing my indoors exercise oh

Why would I run now when I'm not pursuing something or when something is not pursuing me.....lolz

Me am observing the Bible "Proverbs 28:1 The wicked run when no one is chasing them, but an honest person is as brave as a lion. ".

I can only start any jogging when I see my name.

How to use farm implement video tutorial

NORSYK:
Not just mostly Muslims but got the highest number of Muslims in the world

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Problem dey ooo

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We stand with our darling Daddy President Muhammadu Buhari and his AMIABLE Vice President PROF YEMI OSINBAJO as they take our country to a New and better Nigeria and for all the good decisions they are taking to make sure our nation foundation that has been destroyed for16 years is on the right track.

We love them.
We stand with them.

STARBOY ON POINT......
Presiding over the NEC Meeting at the moment.....

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I heard they are mostly Muslims?

silverbirdng:
Source: https://www.google.com/amp/s/punchng.com/public-outcry-on-n5-5bn-suvs-an-insult-senate/amp/

Guyman resign na, remember nobody send you there ooo, na you know how you take find yourself there idiot.

Please fam, I am looking for that thread for selling and buying Xiaomi phones, I have a friend with 45k that needs a Xiaomi phone with at least above average spec such as 3 or 4g ram, 32gb rom And 4000mah battery or a good Xiaomi phone that 45k can buy, he saw my redmi 6 pro Chinese version and liked it. Someone should be kind enough to show us the way please.

Please kill him and let his children serve out the remaining of his sentences with him, no seed of his should be alive cos they all have same DNA. How can people be this callous and wicked to do this to their fellow human beings and when caught will have the guy to blame another thing whether physical or spiritual.

Please fam, I am looking for that thread for selling and buying Xiaomi phones, I have a friend with 45k that needs a Xiaomi phone with at least above average spec, he saw mine and likes it. Someone should be kind enough to show us the way please.

Rest in the bossom of the Lord, beautiful lady who brought joy to the hearts of men and who prevented some rape in some far end corners of this planet.

And she fine wella but wan waste the other fine girl kpekus, chai!

Larryndelaw:
Im not from Edo. But you are right. The prostitution in other tribes in Nigeria is terrible. Edo women are the best to marry. Once they stand by you, be rest assured

Am igbo but once an edo girl's heart is with you, they will even go extra miles to protect you physically and spiritually. I want to marry one.