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ugo4u:
You done implicate yiurself. It means you be overage na.

Richdad50:


This woman called Kemi is a total disgrace. Always injecting herself into anything that is trending.

Richdad

khallebb:
I stopped taking this woman serious a long time ago. Let's all do same please.

Kdon2:
You mean your generations!

TGMISKY:
O God, give me enough cash so that anything I do go become news.
Was she supposed to wear a full lenght gown to cook in her own kitchen?

Kdon2:
All i see is another baby mama. Mtchew

safarigirl:
somebody that already has wedding hashtag and has done introduction? Clean your glasses and look again

OCKEHINDE:
I will not attend the screening! Something just came up! I wish all you the best!

ELJC:
I can categorically tell u that those that have died must have equally said such, but they still ended up 6feet

Pettyprincess:
There is this guy i met on 2go long time ago when i was fourteen years old, we exchanged contact and since then we have been talking and he did usually call me everyday just to hear my voice,he is way older than i am.

After sometime we lost contact, and we reconnected back on facebook and we started talking since then, he has always told me he likes me blah blah but still waiting till i am mature enough.

So when i clocked 18, he told us to meet which i agreed and we actually met at a bar and he finally told me about his feelings physically and said he would love us to date but i declined because i actually had no feelings whatsoever for him but i said we can be friends.

So since then he has been calling me every single day, everyone in my family knows him because of his constant call and one day he told me he is at our area that he would love to see me i actually agreed even if i never wanted because people at my area will think i am dating this guy and i know he is not my type moreover after my first (unserious) bf that cheated on me because i didn't give him chochie i decided never to date Nigerian guy no more, but this guy that is crushing on me will not let me go.

After that first visit he now wants to turn to it to routine to always visit me whenever he is in Lagos which i am not comfortable with but i dont know how to tell him because he is really nice caring and has been there for me financially when i needed him but still it doesn't change my feelings.

Nw i gat a serious bf, although he is not Nigerian but he is also caring, honest, nice, very handsome and very tall and those are the features i like a guy to possess, especially I love when a guy is very tall because i am petite AKA portable
ND this non Nigerian guy has already talked to my mum and my mum seems to like him a lot although they couldn't speak well because my mum not so fluent in English.

So this guy crushing on me still wants to be visiting me again after i told him i have gotten a boyfriend but he insisted that he will still visit me which i told him okay.

So later he called me that he is almost at my area but b4 he could call me later i quickly blocked his number, he has probably called me many times with his number but later he called me with another number but the moment i had his voice i pretended as if the connection was really bad and we actually didn't see that day.

I know what i did was bad which i have been feeling quilty of bt i dnt wanna give him false hope that we can still date.

So later he sent me a message on whatsapp asking if i blocked his number which i deny because he would be really hurt if i had told him the truth.

Even after denying i blocked his number he has been calling me with another number and my boyfriend got to know this guy nd told me to tell him the truth bt i can't because i know it will very hurtful for him.

Nw i need advice on how i can let this guy to know my bf doesn't want him to be disturbing me with calls or try to visit me no more without his feelings getting hurt.

I only need mature advice!!!

ELJC:
Oga ugo, I say I dey 6 div like this soldiers and officers jst dey tender resignation later like say na pension line, received so many warning frm senior officers here not to join say na northeast straight o and u wld b buried in a mass grave u family can’t even come to drop flowers at ur grave. Dem say e better make I go join police or civil defense o

ELJC:
you must be a joker, that sweet sensation can’t be there if IED don blast ur 2 legs comot. U wld feel great pains.

Kaeboy:
The problem is when you hope to die but get deformed permanently

KODACK:
Uncle, have you died before?

This your description of death is so touching.

Putin007:
My Nigga no be d death be d problem, "IED" dey amputate person ooooo, leg go comot or hand, which means no PES 20 or FIFA 20 or worst blindness can remember when I had my first ankle dislocation in soccer, A flashback occurred, if I had stayed @ home, that injury no go show, No be death person dey fear, na Odi ndu, onwu ka mma

ELJC:
I laff some people here, too much of video game’s have got them thinking they have spare life’s or can easily restart the game and change the difficulty level anytime they choose to, it’s real life we re talking about people, 1 bullet to the head and u re 6feet so think about it and ask for God’s direction.

Honestguy13577:
If someone calls u rat or a fool tell me you won't react. The guy stylishly insult people here and most of you are calling that sarcasm.

OCKEHINDE:
I know you are brilliant but Let me see whether you will get this question right.

Mr Emeka was found murdered on
19-10-2018 (Sunday
Afternoon) inside his house, his wife
called the police,they asked everyone around a
question
Police:
where were you when his death
happened?.
WIFE: I was sleeping upstairs when the murder took place
COOK: I was cooking in
the kitchen
HOUSE GIRL: I went to take the children
from birthday party they went to.
GARDENER: I was cutting the flowers at
the backyard.
GATEMAN: Oga sent me to buy
newspaper for junction.
After listening to their answers, the police
arrested the murderer.
Who was the murderer then?

OCKEHINDE:
One of my friends con dey wine me last year, you know wetin him talk? He talk say Army medical team disqualified him because of low sperm count. Oh boy wetin concern Army with infertility in men?
Nothing wey we no go hear. Osumi jo.... Lol

OCKEHINDE:
virgin? Haaa

Dayordee4:
Hmmmmm.......
You do not need all this brov.....(oga eclipse, abeg jeje for ur boy)
Rendering an apology for the deception(s) is not too much instead of trying to cover up stylishly and include more sarcasm.....Truth is you would have gotten "more respect" from people here......

Human being be like water , we can flow anywhere ....

*sorry" is not a difficult word bro......
Cheers......

Special regards to Ssc candidates, we go see for KD "very soon"..
Victory is from GOD ALONE...

OCKEHINDE:
PSYCO TEST:
Both written and oral test is not designed to detects illicit drug in your bloody stream neither is designed to detects your smoking habits. It's a series of questions that has to do with your mental health. Medical test will take care of drugs and smoking, Medical test is different from PSYCO test, and the test is not conducted on the same day, medical test first, and the result would be announced before you go PSYCO test.

WHAT IS PSYCO TEST?

Psychological testing is the administration of psychological tests, which are designed to be "an objective and standardized measure of a sample of behavior".[1] The term sample of behavior refers to an individual's performance on tasks that have usually been prescribed beforehand. The samples of behavior that make up a paper-and-pencil test, the most common type of test, are a series of items. Performance on these items produce a test score. A score on a well-constructed test is believed to reflect a psychological construct such as achievement in a school subject, cognitive ability, aptitude, emotional functioning, personality, etc. Differences in test scores are thought to reflect individual differences in the construct the test is supposed to measure.

WHAT IS MENTAL HEALTH?

Mental health is the level of psychological well-being or an absence of mental illness. It is the state of someone who is "functioning at a satisfactory level of emotional and behavioural adjustment".

Psychology test is not hard to pass for normal a person, anyone who fails PSYCO test may be mentally deranged. (aa ni yawere o)


Now let's discuss a bit about the questions, your questions paper may contains 100 questions, so for example, on the first page of your question paper may be asked a question like this,

Ques 1 where is Abuja located?
(A) Abuja (B) Nigeria (C) I don't know.

Ques 2. Is Abuja part of Nigeria?
(A) Yes (B) No (C) I don't know.

Ques 3. Have you ever smoked cigarette?
(A) Yes (B) No (C) God forbid (D) Never.


Ques 4. Does coffee has a cigarette taste?
(A) yes (B) No (C) I don't know.

Ques 5. Are you a virgin?
(A) Yes (B) No (C)maybe (D) I don't know

Ques 6. Are you married?
(A) yes. (B) No. (C) maybe (D) I don't know. (NB: remember you fill single in your online details.)

Ques 7. How many children do you have?
(A) 1 (B) 2 (C) more than two (D) None

Ques 8. Does any of your children resemble you?
(A) yes (B) No (C) this question is not for me (D) Not yet.


Somebody said something concerning PSYCO test lying, on this forum before, the person is fuckin right�.
Is of two means of answering, either you continue lying till ending or, you countinue saying the truth till ending. In fact PSYCO officers knew that you are lying, but your answering accuracy is what make you normal, whether you lied or not.
There is no way a mad person would able to differentiate lying and the truth

Since you guys assured me no insult I will upload more shortly.

I'm not a medical doctor, but I'm in health field.

Uwaomaokey:
Thanks Ugo for the Headsup. Naso person go dae form born again carry ein kaya head home straight. Chai I tire oh.

sikowitz17:
Don't give wrong info please... Nobody was evicted for drug use except if it was discovered in your blood or urine during the medical test...the phyc evaluation was a joke and it wasn't used..we were there nah...even lalo said "get complete documents and pass medicals..nothing will stop you..I asked him about the psychology evaluation and he laughed and said wetin consign us with that one.."

KODACK:
We know.

Boss man

KODACK:
Did they still evict him??

eclipsehemmy:
you called me dumb right I wouldn't say more....