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This yeye thing go just dey create yeye threads up and down NL.

Ebonyeyes:
What a goodlooking kid, now he has wrecked his life for good. He better not drop the soap or they will smash up his butthole

He does not need to drop the soap before he gets smashed up there.
For the Kind of his crime alone, alot of jail members would have been smuggling
lubricant to burst his rectum for good. Useless boy.

how can this Kind of useless thread maKe it to te FP?
Moderators, do ur job well.

speedman:
Thank you my brother for your advice and i am very greatful, and to every one who has contributed to my topic, thank you all for your advice and encouragement, it has really been of help to me and i sure i will do what you all have advice me.

Story!!

Poster, No!! You friend should seat at the fron while your gf at the back.

But in a case whereby you are going with your gf and your friends gf is with you guys
then your gf can seat in front while your friend and his gf sits 2geda at the back.

Or both males at the fron and both females at the back depending on how close both females are.

I am quite sure USA wants to make a big deal out of this.
They never liked us right from the start.

[quote author=oyinda. link=topic=372868.msg5213798#msg5213798 date=1262143537]^ i know right? if his r/s is so mushy n stuff, why not just ask her. jeez
instead of cracking our brains over here.[/quote]Ode!! Are you the only one on NL.

At least some people dropped some sensible responses.
You are there fooling yourself. People like you can never maintain a long lasting relationship.

[quote author=oyinda. link=topic=372868.msg5212120#msg5212120 date=1262125181]lol. excuse all the nonsense i've been saying so far, this is what i meant to say instead:

the reason she told u to help her carry her bag is because she wanted u to abuse her and slap her. u kno after d sex, she was still feeling hot and wanted a beating. what better way than to ask u to carry her bag for her? what an audacious request!!!

like MrBrownJay said, if she was in her correct mind, she would be carrying you "all the way to the front gate" as a matter of fact
u shld have beat the living day light out of her senseless head. u r too soft.[/quote]Gurl take right, I don take left. Later!!

speedman:
Thank you everybody, I live with my wife at home and with my kids, and i am a dancer and i used to get calls to come and dance in the club, ( i mean black and white club)  so from Wednesday's, i am always in the party, doing my thing.

My wife is not a party type, not because she does not want, but because of the stress taking care of children in Europe, she is always tired at the end of the day and can not go out, so i have all the time for myself.

I still love my wife very much and she is a wonderful woman, just that i can not stop thinking about this other girl and we understand each other all the time, and she is always around me during the day, but she know i am married and she said she is OK with that, we have never kissed, have sex, but i think it will happen soon, because she has a strong feelings for me and me for her too.

since every poster today is saying the same thing, that i should concentrate on my family, i am already thinking, and i hope i can by the grace of God, because this girl don eat my bone well well.

May your desktop or laptop crash instantly and ur sesnse of internet surfing vanishes off ya head
so that you wnt come here to seek help when you already know what you want to do.
POOF OFF GUY!!!

PS: I fink poster works as dancer or sumtin else in the Club. Read his posts well.

Sometimes I just feel it is when alot of people get married that they fornicate the more.

Poster you have a wife and 3 kids, yet you are being carried away by lust, I would not call it love, WHY?

Because it is very impossible as far as I know that you cannot divorce your wife and marry her.

You are only going to be feeding off your lust sexually, that is very wrong bro.

As I be bad boy reach, even though Gee's falls in love too, I pray never to cheat when am married till death do us part.

Satan dey try sha, him get balls, but baba God pass am. The highest wash-wash a man can not withstand to exempt na woman!! May God help us all.

MRbrownJAY:
@oyinda
well like i said before, to each their own.

as a man there are a lot of things that i would love to carry around with me all day long(2nd pair of shoes, fresh clean sweater etc) but due to the fact that i hate carrying wahala, i get the bare minimum (wallet, organizer, phones and keys).

if a woman decides that she needs to carry her all bedroom in her handbag then SHE better be ready to carry the bag.
to me its all about making sense and carrying bags for women's own satisfaction rather than for convenience is out of the question.
if it is all to make her happy then maybe the next time i come out of the gym i will hand her my bag and ask her to carry it or better yet, why dont i ask her to hammer these nails on the wall too? (and see how women like that)

its also about woman wanting to show the whole world that their men is "under control".
as i always say, people should be 150% comfortable about what they are doing in relationships. if they aint then they shouldnt do it(and that goes for everything)
come on now, whats next?

here is a few things that man COULD do but rather choose not to(or women dont DARE to ask):
- sit down at the hairdresser and wait for you while you do your hair/nails
- hold the mirror while you fix your make up in the street.
- go buy your tampons/pads
- go all day shopping with you all (unless YOU are spending MY money and therefore i have to be there to supervise the shopping LOL.)

but hey, thats just the opinion of ONE man. mrbrownjay.

ps: we all know how WE men have no energy after sex so SHE should have been the one carrying the guy all the way to the front gate!

I am feeling you on a majorly swag!


[quote author=oyinda. link=topic=372868.msg5211305#msg5211305 date=1262118220]you see how you select responses that u like and jump on responses that you don't want to hear.
truth is bitter my friend.

i'm glad, because the joke is on her.[/quote]Woman, your response was denounced because it was irrelevant, do I have to select ya abuses as part of what I wanna hear? Sowapa sha? Cos I dnt fink u are!

[quote author=oyinda. link=topic=372868.msg5207424#msg5207424 date=1262077445]@eyonigger, so whats the point of this topic then if u and her already talked and laughed it off?
plz waka far jare

in fact we tire for these your yeye topics sef. i'm surprised if it's true she comes on here to read the topics then i dun kno waht to say abt her

I am sure ur mind is not lost and ur sense of reasoning have not faded.

I a created this thread to know what else might have caused her asking me to help her with her bag apart from what I thought.

That has nothing to do with the emboldened part above. And I did not state that we laffed this matter off.
When I said I was gon slap her she knew i was joking. I needed more insight reason why I created this thread.
Please n please stay off me, you sound like a wounded lion of a past relationship, more-or-less someone that wants to carry the burden of the feminine being all on her shoulder. Be careful. [/quote][quote author=Lord_Reed link=topic=372868.msg5207344#msg5207344 date=1262076407]Nothing fishy bro. Just marking her territory. Especially as this d 1st time u guys would b in your immediate public. She wanted to tell all those your estate babes "This one here is taken n he's MINE!".[/quote]WORD bro!!!

iice:
[color=#9900ff]@Topic. . .
Those things make me laugh
Carry wetin? If i was a guy, i won't jare.  You no get hand? It is after all your bag.  If you can't carry it, then leave it in the house [/color]

iice has put the icing on the cake.

Oyinda you are really stepping on my toes.
If knowing me n my girlfriends history here on NL dnt mean you should
open your mouth and start insulting me n her. Please respect urself
and we'll be cool. Infact if she reads this, she's gonna say she'll bi.tch slap you badly.

Most of the time I CREATE a thread about her, I do show her, and we just laff it off, we
are very close and we share the most deepest part of our emotions 2geda.

The truth is, my girl aint a mugu, very smart and knows whats she's doing.
I am just the right guy for her, cos I can be very caring, and become very uncaring
it has to be either ways in order to ginger the relationship. One way train is boring.

There are times that I'll park outside an eatery and leave her in the car to get her sumfin to
eat. There are times that I  clean her shoes for her, and there are also times that she'll punch me, and we'll just joke it off.  I remember posting on here stating she punched me on the head for refusing to suck her boobies. At the end of the day, we were still cool.

We understand each other regardless of whatever situation we find ourselves in, so if I refused to carry her bag
I dnt see anything wrong considering two facts.
1: Our understanding.
2: She had nuffin to carry, when I asked her why I should help, she said nuffin.

Now another part of the story is, I have never seen her off to the gate walking together before, probably because my car was under service, cos normally if she is leaving, I normally drop her off with my car. So I kinda fink there's sumfin fishy about that fact asking me to carry her bag for her.

PS: when i said i was gonna slap her, it was just a joke.
With the above emboldened part, can any1 extract a reason why she asked me to help her carry her bag?

Edoyad provide us a link.

Ebonyeyes:
Could you please explain what exactly you are trying to say?

What am trying to say it that, is it proper for ya girl to say you should help her carry her handbag when there aint no reason for that to happen. i.e like she's got balls on her arm, tired or ill n ish like that.

Babes gave me all I needed today. dogg.y.style, head and all that.
Was very happy. Seeing her off to the main gate of the estate
babes told me to help her carry her handbag, and she aint got any
other stuff to carry. I yelled I was gonna slap her, she immediately make waka.

Could it have been because of the un-usual sexual acts that she actually did give
me today or what could make your main gf tell u that?

Seeking yall opinion,

Chai!!
Michellin is killing it.
Guys dnt fall our hands ooo!! Eldee perform na!
You are the weakest link as far as am concerned.

Missy B:
Yehz and Nah!
You need a reason to begin the process (getting attracted to the other party)
and at some point, Love might set in, with/without a definite reason.

I will never forgive you missyB.

Michelin, please make sure your photos and the way you are describing um matches or rather outmatches the way Sauron did his.

He has murdered the female pride jokingly

POSTER tnx for this thread.
Starting from next year, I am going to hit the gym for one thing.

To improve my posture. I sit and sleep in the wrong manner which has affected my posture and also affected my normal increase in height( BENT SPINE). Once I hit the gym, I will be able to correct that. and oh yes its part of increasing my phsical attractiveness.

FL Gators:
Yes, I go sometimes, but it's not a routine.

I go when I feel like it.

But now, I have another reason to want go everyday

Why?? Im sure it aint for the boo.bs reduction. No try am oo!!!

All of una go die if rice nor dey again.

Jollof rice( party kind)
White rice with fried stew
Fried rice, if well cooked. Not everybody sabi cook am.

True talk crizzle. Lets see sumfin from you.

At least Diva surprised all of us.

I need 20 votes,
AmAkA has given one.

The latest super_mods pic is up for viewing.
I dnt mind another BAN, Vote if yall wanna see it.
She's hawt in this one.

babes Im me. my YM is on.

FL Gators:
Nice pix sha. O kare.

Pele!!

When are u coming back home?
Its been 9 years since I visited Ado. Now am re-visiting by Feb.