₦airaland Forum

idglo44life:
Freeze or Wat u called urself,
u better mind ur business and pls stop accusing the men of God. If u don't want God to punish u and roast in hell.

Your foolish.. Because of Bible says we shouldn't hurt pastors doesn't mean they shouldn't be punished when they disobey the law

Godswillnwaoma:
to me, self employment is still the best no mattter how much they pay u in month

depends too.. You cannot compare a Shell worker to a pepper seller? Although a pepper seller is self employed

KingGeorgey:
God go bless you... That's what I thought the fools we do.. Attack and work with that pressure on barca to level up and get the counter attacks and destabilize barca defenses...but what do I know.. PSG thinking with their Bum

My brother make we see how 2nd half go be.
I pray English clubs and other clubs will drop this stupid mentality of always needlessly defending

KingGeorgey:
Wait ooo.. Barcelona fit pull this thing off ooo... In fact if them qualify.. Make PSG stop football for life

Some coaches are just stupid.
You won 4-0 attacking, now your defending against a team you know will attack you.. Sometimes the best ways to defend is to attack.. Bayern yesterday didn't stop attacking despite their lead

Nwachukwu1986:
this is not nigeria. come to south east ala owerri. where his excellency owelle Godsent anayo okorocha has fixed all roads. owerri has the best road networks in nigeria. best governor who pays salary at when due. God bless u his excellency.

ihagwa road is still in a mess.. So keep quiet

ben1daEbiri:
The only sensible thing our clueless ex-president did right was refusing the US to help us fight BH,by now,Nigeria would've been ruined like syria,afghanistan,iraq and libya.I've said it severally,the US derive joy destroying countries others struggled to build all in the name of terrorism,they just want to compensate iraq;I pity iraq,they're in a shambles

Taking trash, have you defeated Boko harram?

GameGod:
Christians and Jews ruined Iraq, Afghanistan, Libya, Syria et al which are all Muslim countries yet it's the Muslims that is hated

I have never seen a terrorist that is a Christian, or have you seen?

Christians x Jews never ruined Iraq, but Muslim (terrorist) did. Their greedy quest for every soul to worship Allah or be killed ruined it

malware:
Sometimes I used to wonder what kind of mindset some ladies have............ How can a lady just resort to opening her legs to all manner of people not knowing their health, spiritual or mental status.

Of all usernames available you choose malware. Smh

Wilsonmoses:
While graduating with good grades is good, putting God first is the best. It's all about God! With God a third class graduate can work in a place that pays well. It's all about Grace! FTC things.....

that's why Africa is still backward.. We always leave everything to God and this makes us so lazy.. What about hard work? What about using our brains?

lalasticlala:
I got this mail. Kindly read and share your views and advice. The person in question is reading. Thanks. See the unedited mail after the cut.

YOUR ADVICE IS NEEDED: I AM BEEN PRESSURED TO GET MARRIED AND ALSO CHANGING MY RELIGION


"I wonder why she should be pressuring me to change my religion before getting married to her. I sorted an advice from a pastor, and I was told that she was not the woman for me. That i will have problems along the marriage. After I few consideration, I decided to also sort for advice from Nairalanders.

I am a muslim and my woman is a christian. She is forcing me to change my religion which i have been practicing since childhood. Taking such a decision is not that easy you know. To change my religion because of a woman? I don't think it is right. She has also refuse to change to my religion. Now, her family are pressuring and want me to change my religion. I am writing this to seek advice from Nairalanders to give me direction to follow... I know many will yab, insult or in-sugar me... I just need a candid advice."

The world would have been a better place without religion

silastemplar:
so the God you worship showed Him the winner of a champions league match abi

First of all... God can show anybody whatever he wishes for he doesn't think like man.
secondly, during wars God always knew the winner.. And he shows his servants..

SweetBoyFriend:

Why ??

CBN should stop spoiling our business

We were happy that $1 exchanged for 509 naira last week and now they're spoiling our business

Leave the naira the way it is, don't pump anything

We are here praying for $1 to exchange for N2,000 naira

I pray that Buhari would rule Nigeria for 50 years so that we all would enjoy $1 to N9,000

Americans cannot pray such prayers for their own country irrespective of their personal gains.. But Mr black brain will.

seunmsg:
And the holy spirit cannot reveal this fact before hand to TB Joshua until the deed was done and 126 lives lost.

TB Joshua sees irrelevant events such as the club that will win the champions league but cannot see and avert successfully the impending attack on his church. Nonsense.

As for FFK, he's just seeking attention as usual. He comes up with crappy post after smoking wet grass. He should be ignored.

Let's put hate aside.. Let me ask you some questions,, when you sleep at night and dream do you have the power to choose your dreams? He only says what God shows him that's left for God not man.
If we only listen to his prophetess​ and try to follow Gods instructions many (99.9 precent) wont occur. But we are stubborn and worst of all we are Nigerians we rather wait and watch to see whether what his saying we come to past or not.

Hey guys, if your got a social website how do you make it go viral at an affordable rate. Share your ideas thanks.
Do you advertise? If yes what's your most preferred platform and why?
Let's educated ourselves.

tgmservice:
Hello guys and ladies

I work as an ICT personnel for a small company(25 staffs) i handle repairs of devices, network facilities, updating of company websites and others.
But my boss have instructed me to come up with an ICT idea to help elevate the company.

I have problem coming up with fresh ideas pls i need your help with different ideas in the IT field something not too expensive as we are a small company to suggest to my Boss.

Thank you in advance

First I would recommend you get this mindset "always assume your clients are lazy"
Why am I saying this? For instance your company sells a product, do they always come to your company to buy them? If yes, then you can suggest an online shop like konga or jumia which focuses on selling products to your customers at the comfort of their homes or offices and you guys make the delivery..

You can also create an attendance app ( I have already created one which works perfectly well if your interested).
This apps automates the attendance registration during meetings and my boss loved it.


They are lots of problems to solve with the knowledge of Csc all you have to do is find out what your company does manually and try to automate it.

maternal:
Enemy of progress stop frontin. If I offer to give you my Canadian passport you no go take am ? Story, story. So because one chops naija food abroad they can't call out their government back home? You don't think in 2016 the "giant of africa" should have basic amenities for all its citizens like running water or constant electricity? So that's being forward still baffing with bucket in 2016 ? People return home because they still have family there. If it wasn't for my family there is would have burned my useless green passport years ago.


That being said this thread is legit. Have a plan and attempt to legitimize yourself once you land abroad. And attempt to come to Canada or America before those European countries. They're less racist here. But hustling without papers still gives you more opportunities than living in naija with papers without a doubt. Unless you're Dangote or psquare, anyone who say they'd rather remain in naija than get a Yankee passport is either ignorant or is lying period.

2017... Best post on nl

blaksril:
Its a shame that even in the 21st century our youths are stuck in such archaic mindset. Its this sort of black hole that keeps Africa backward.

Best post have read...
The whites are busy using their creative minds to build things, we Africans are putting all the loads on God's back to doing everything for us.. God help us.

Politicians paid for doing nothing.

Waiy

TPAND:
False teaching. Ten commandments is our guide not grace. Mods please take this topic of the frontpage. It is completely false

Hope you know they are infinite ways to sin? Even sins not mentioned in the holy Bible like watching porn over the Internet?

10 commandment cannot cover that.

UcheCokoro:
Anytime Buhari is sick he will order them to release one of the arrested Biafrans they will kill him in the night and take his kidney and fly it to London and put for Buhari.

This is the reason Buhari has being alive for decades.

When Buhari had ear cancer they collected the ear drum of a Biafran and give Buhari the 20 billion dollars Buhari carried he didn't use it o buy ear drum but our brothers own.

But now they have tried so many Biafra kidney for Buhari to no avail.
God have finally taken him. Because only God we serve has the power to do so.


I got this secret from senior coordinators of Biafra

You watch too much Nollywood movies

How to watch live matches

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NRtxm5AqxqE&t=45s

shegsrules:
Liverpool breaking Man U fans heart

that pic is fake. see the child's handwriting like an adult

drtee247:
Yeah they are jobless while ur own Job is to insult Jobless people... What a job u got there man

Your own job is to interpret insults.

udumosam23:
NIGERIA! GOOD PEOPLE, GREAT NATION

Deep down you know your lying

Shedysworld:
Gunners for life!!! COYG

Hope you always do medical checkups

omenkaLives:
Please quote me when you are ready to sound like a human being with a functional brain. It disgusts me when i see nonsense in my mentions. Is jonathan your father? What the fhuck is your business whose name i mention or dont i have the right to speak my mind anymore because your god is involved?

Go look for people of like minds with you and banter with them for as long as you like and leave me the hell alone- i dont owe you or anyone like you any apology.

Nonsense.

Jonathan was a failure and remains a failure. Any idiot who doesnt like me saying so can go to hell.

If Jonathan was a failure then how will you score buhari.?

Adonis3:

The problem is not with the FX

But for the fact that we're a country that depends solely on imports is ridiculous.


I SMH big time for this country..


And someone somewhere still thinks it's about political parties





#Adonis3HasSpoken

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But your leader was sick and didn't use a Nigerian hospital, how do you expect the Naira to appreciate when the leaders haven't provided the environment for its citizens to grow?

We import
IPhone
PlayStation

Xbox
cars
Computers
Mouse
Phones


The list is endless but have something in common, they are all as a result of advancement in Technology.. Until Africa reduce praying 24/7 to their pastors or Afa and start using our brain power to invent and advance in Technology, then we can start growing.



At this stage when other countries are making progress in many fields we are still stuck with the following
issues
1. Calling each other Afunjas and flat heads
2. Finding new oil wells
3. Bokoharam
4. Lack of Good roads and electricity
5. Burning the small thieves who stole maggi and welcoming the major thieves like Ibori who stole our children's future like he won the world cup
6. voting for leaders only because of they are from the same tribe or religion as you rather than voting for someone who is capable of doing the job
7.no funding or incentives for graduates who are performing well in school
8. Police will worship celebrities who over speed or drive roughly rather than arresting them
9. Police now openly collect bribe.
10.Dss are killing the freedom of speech
11. Eighty Percent of Nigerians are either uneducated or under educated...

12. Muslims vs Christians

ArewaTech1:
I'm currently writing some software and I'm trying to code the front page.

I'm thinking of 2 things.

1. after user successfully logged in, on the FrontPage he gets list of top(popular, trending, something like that) posts based on the topics(tags, categories he's following).
and
2. the Nairaland style. which is why I want to know, are the posts moved manually by Admins or is there any scheduling script or cron job done.

gurus in the house your thoughts needed.

This can be achieved by designing your database properly
1. When you query the database for maybe the most viewed content, it returns a list of topics with the highest means it's the trending topic.. That's just one of the simplest ways in achieving that.. Google works with more complex tagging approach.
In summary, you have to use Php or any preferred server side scripting language to count the number of viewers on every topic, you can also add more parameter like most replied topics.. Those stats gives you on what's trending.

2. This could be achieved using your database design, for instance.
Let's assume a table name topics
Topics has fields
Id number
Title string
Date date/time
Time date/time
Frontpage boolean or string


Now an admin panel will be created to have access to this table
Let's assume you have two topics uploaded in your table
It looks like
1. Is buhari dead, 23/2/2099, 4am, false
2. Am I stupid, 24/3/2099,5pm, false...



Now if the admin wishes to make topic with the ID of 1 to make front page, all he needs to do is to run an UPDATE query to change the field called frontpage which was set to false by default, now change it to true.


Finally on the front page, you simply another query to display only topics where their frontpage is true...


I hope you understand my little tutorial.

Also before I forget,, it always has to be paginated as your data will always get bigger in future.. DONT worry Jquery can easily do this for you.

Jasperf:
I developed this Android app for my blog
The app contains the following features
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You shpuld have added some pictures and detailed explanation of what your app does.