 Jokes Etc / If You Are Not Ready To Laff Dont View This Trend......chinese Couple. by EzekielNnamdi(m): 11:05pm On Sep 26, 2013 |
Breaking News: Chinese couple living in lagos gave birth to a black baby.in anger, husband asked the wife..... Chu, why black baby? She replied, we live in Nigeria, No electricity.... Me hot, You hot, Sex hot.....Baby burnt!
Lol they must experience what Nigerians are experiencing for the ministry to move forward.....they have a burnt offering as a baby see photos of the baby. 
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| Jokes Etc / Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by EzekielNnamdi(m): 10:30pm On Sep 23, 2013 |
njuwo: A wife
went on holiday
leaving the husband
behind. The husband
got so Hot one day
that he decided to try the maid who
had just come from
Nsukka village and who
seemed clever. ... He
called the maid to his
bedroom where he had taken off his pants,
he
pointed to his manhood
when the maid arrived.
Husband: Do you know
what this is?
Maid: (actin Shy) Yes Husband: Do you know
what it s for?
Maid:Yes
Husband: show me. The
maid immediately
dropped to her knees held the item with both
hands
drew
closer and opened her
mouth. The husband
was shivering with anticipation . The maid
then began,"My name is
Chinasa , I'm 23 years
old and I'm from
Nsukka. I
want to make a shout- out to my parents,mr
and mrs Chigozie, my
uncle, Broda
NnamdI aka' chop my
money and MY auntY,
MRS IFEOMA, I would also
like to tell my boyfriend
Johnny that I miss him.
Can u play me Ashawo
by Flavour Nabania?"
Then finally says to the man," Oga,take your
microphone I'm
through...
njuwo: A wife
went on holiday
leaving the husband
behind. The husband
got so Hot one day
that he decided to try the maid who
had just come from
Nsukka village and who
seemed clever. ... He
called the maid to his
bedroom where he had taken off his pants,
he
pointed to his manhood
when the maid arrived.
Husband: Do you know
what this is?
Maid: (actin Shy) Yes Husband: Do you know
what it s for?
Maid:Yes
Husband: show me. The
maid immediately
dropped to her knees held the item with both
hands
drew
closer and opened her
mouth. The husband
was shivering with anticipation . The maid
then began,"My name is
Chinasa , I'm 23 years
old and I'm from
Nsukka. I
want to make a shout- out to my parents,mr
and mrs Chigozie, my
uncle, Broda
NnamdI aka' chop my
money and MY auntY,
MRS IFEOMA, I would also
like to tell my boyfriend
Johnny that I miss him.
Can u play me Ashawo
by Flavour Nabania?"
Then finally says to the man," Oga,take your
microphone I'm
through...
njuwo: A wife
went on holiday
leaving the husband
behind. The husband
got so Hot one day
that he decided to try the maid who
had just come from
Nsukka village and who
seemed clever. ... He
called the maid to his
bedroom where he had taken off his pants,
he
pointed to his manhood
when the maid arrived.
Husband: Do you know
what this is?
Maid: (actin Shy) Yes Husband: Do you know
what it s for?
Maid:Yes
Husband: show me. The
maid immediately
dropped to her knees held the item with both
hands
drew
closer and opened her
mouth. The husband
was shivering with anticipation . The maid
then began,"My name is
Chinasa , I'm 23 years
old and I'm from
Nsukka. I
want to make a shout- out to my parents,mr
and mrs Chigozie, my
uncle, Broda
NnamdI aka' chop my
money and MY auntY,
MRS IFEOMA, I would also
like to tell my boyfriend
Johnny that I miss him.
Can u play me Ashawo
by Flavour Nabania?"
Then finally says to the man," Oga,take your
microphone I'm
through...
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| Jokes Etc / Re: Proverbs & Their Meaning + Jokes by EzekielNnamdi(m): 8:16pm On Sep 23, 2013 |
C me c trouble because say i send 1500 card to governor na him Gudlock Jonathan they flash me since morning.. |
| Jokes Etc / Proverbs & Their Meaning + Jokes by EzekielNnamdi(m): 7:43pm On Sep 23, 2013 |
1. A man is as old as he feels himself to be.
Meaning: it is how you feel that matters most, not what others say.
2. A man must die but once.
Meaning:Cowardice does not pay
3. A monkey in silk is a monkey no less.
Meaning: No matter how someone dresses,it's the same person underneath.
4. A rolling stone gathers no moss.
Meaning: if a person keeps moving from place to place, they gain neither friends nor possessions.
Write ur own proverbs and meaning lets have fun. |
| Celebrities / Re: What Saka Wore To His 50th Birthday Party + Birthday Cake (photos) by EzekielNnamdi(m): 9:45pm On Aug 21, 2013 |
 am not sure |
