ahnie:
Your specs please

why you need it

To justify me or what

donbachi:
why not tell yourself the truth... that table looks like a buka table....na so u wan take get d soulmate?be real for once.

is that buka or bed for your eyes

michlins:
your mother cooked and continues to cook for your father but you are here calling her a slave abi

It's alright until you go Shiloh, you won't have sense

Shiloh

I beg no kill this girl bro

GloriaNinja:
YOU ARE NOT LOOKING FOR A WIFE BUT A SLAVE

you can be my slave if you don't mind

Oyindidi:
This your soup get as e be

Amakavula:
you look poor

OK

Since na only me myself can tell if am poor or not there's no problem with that or do you have any problem with it?

raquel97:
is that not ogbono?

it's nne.

queenbetsy:
I'm available...

I'm tired of eating alone too

hello nne

Seriously available

kereman1:
And u think tu will see wife material here on nairaland
Sori for u.

My brother I have been hearing story and I had seen one, how two folks find true love through Nairaland.

Please, how can someone cook and still eat his food without any female soulmate (seriously this is unfair).

All my effort at least to find a girlfriend even if na ugly ones has been rubbish and unfruitful. You girls should tell me if this is fair at all?

Just take a long at this delicious soup I prepared today on the edge of wasting.


#INEEDASOULMATE

Originalsly:


Ask your father why he chose your mother.....you can both learn from each other.... you will learn why and he will learn he has a foolish son.

Stupid you

My mom can never be black

Justifying without proof

Idiot

I don't know why people find it easily to have a black girl as girlfriends

Rubbish

None of those dog are big except for Tyson

Tyson rekindled my love for dogs, thank you Tyson

jumiasalesguy3:
That's because only a boy or secondary school student without money will be finding it hard to get laid. You want a Bleep mate and you are talking about fake love. Set your priorities right man. Sex is cheap

I hear jumiasalesguy3

She look so beautiful

zionmde:

No but I hate cup pushing with passion
I stand against both pushing ur own cup with ur hands and pushing cup with someone else. but pushing ur cup all by urself is a lesser evil.
it will spare u heart attacks wen undergoing blood tests, it will spare ur pocket from leaking from all angles etc

ok oh

zionmde:

And u won't know the effect of pushing cups until u are certified HIV positive or an hepatitis patient

got me laughing

Do you have any issues with female folks

zionmde:

At least u won't get pregnant for yourself
Masturbation will not give u hepatitis B, Syphilis, gonorrhea etc
U re in frying pan looking for a fire to jump into

you will not know the effects of masturbation until you masturba for over six years

BiafranBushBoy:


Simply put!

"I am looking for a fvck mate"

Since you are looking for a fvck mate, hope you don't tag all girls whoorees when you finally find a girl who is willing to give you pussy for cash - in the pretence of girlfriend.


I suggest you continue masturbating till you are tired. Then you can now settle down and find a babe to spend your life with.

I am not looking for a fvck mate but am looking for a woman to spend my whole days if possible my whole life with.

Masturbation is killing me.

Masturbation for over six years now is not a journey of today my bro.

Am tired

pafo:


Getting laid!

if it was possible for me I would've done that before now bro.

EweduAfonja:



u r responding to a Secondary School boy...


Op come and date me... Children of nowadays eeeeh

do you know you are very stupid here

How do you open that your useless mindset to imagine am a boy or still in secondary school.

Be mindful of how you write.

pafo:


You don't need a gf to get laid.

That's like the easiest thing to do these days.

whats the easiest thing to do

comshots:
Is having a girlfriend your headache?

don't call it a headache.

If I have not been suffering from masturbation I will care less

Good afternoon nairaland, please I will appreciate if you guys can tell me where I can find a true girlfriend. All the ones I had been with are all gold digger.

Am tired of fake love

Favour: Is unmerited bless,gift,kindness and so on giving or showed on someone.

milemimi93:




Because they don't have brains..


If a lady tells you it's over.

Guy jus go thank God..

You've been saved

my brother this is not thanking God.

What of the shame,time,energy,love and money I put into the relationship

I had been with this lady for past 4yrs now, at the edge of engaging her she said the relationship is over between us.
What could I have done to her to deserve should emotional trauma right now?
There's nothing I had not been doing for her both money,love,faithful and sex. Even all my friends and family have knowledge we are dating.

Why is it that ladies don't think or reason well?

Why why now?

calex9496:
abeg, me love eating pussy, I don't mind oo, once her cunt is clean, am down for it, and its so sweet

Bad nigga

Bimmiie:
Hmmmmm

yes

I guess yours will be as...... as......

Homeboiy:
Oh chisos the day I tried that shiit


I didn't close by mouth for 2yrs, I brushed my tongue all day, licked different kinds of sweet

won't try that again

you are missing something bro
Retry with another lady

Who be this Ezeego1

Ayomel:
Kindly speak for your self. Pussy is pussy.
And I think your mind is dirty. fair or white doesn’t make the pussy clean.
Man U need to see some black girls pussy you will pray for forgiveness

IF you don't think so, go out there tomorrow find a sexy fair lady and try her pussy.

I don't say all black ladies are dirty down there

tashashiel:
Na food??

no na Tom tom

oglalasioux:
Who exactly is 'we' here?

Boy change your narrative.

OK sir