A group of tourists visited a crocodile Farm and was on a floating structure in the middle of a pool with many huge crocodiles.


The owner of the Crocodile Farm threw a challenge to his guests: "Whoever dares to jump in, swim to the edge and survive will be awarded with 1 thousand dollars"


The silence was deafening... No one dares to move.


Suddenly, a man jumped into the pool, he was chased by the Crocodiles...but with luck, he eventually made it out of the pool to the admiration of the other guests.


The owner of the Crocodile Farm annouced "We have a brave winner"


After collecting his reward and all was over, the couple went back to their hotel room.


The 'brave man' asked his wife. I did not jump in SOMEONE PUSHED ME


His wife smiled and coolly said 'It was me that pused you'


Behind every successful man, is a woman that pushes him.


(If you were the man what would you do?) Copied

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Indaboski007:

Lol oga that building project you are starting now without masturbation you would have built an estate.
I struggle with masturbation it's up to 10 years now. Infact I opened this account to share my story on my own journey.
I started building at 28 counted my first million at 25 but baba masturbation is evil.
I have slept with prostitutes even girls I don't feel any guilt like I feel when I masturbate

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Biko, don't quote me next time with rubbish, I hate rubbish.

Op and the other commenters saying musturbation is bad are out of their minds..


I started masturbating when I was 18 and since then I have never had any negative energy or whatever and mind you I am very successful and starting my building project next month.


Listen, you will only have negative energy if you feel you did a bad thing just like I will get negative energy when I have sex with someones wife.


How can I get negative energy when I know that through masturbation I have saved some cash and saved myself from unwanted pregancy and many other things.


MASTURBATION IS THE BEST FOR ME.

Now this is getting stale.

I've always wondered why the yorubas attack Nnamdi Kanu and Ipob.


Now I've known better, they are just heeding to their master's voice.

G.O.A.T in rat poison consumer.

This old masturbating woman will not just mind her business everytime Igbo, Igbo and Igbo she hardly talk about her yoruba people... spits



Who accepts apology from a mentally unstable person knowing fully well she will later insult you and tender another apology.... spits again.

When a yoruba man puts all his time and data trying to make us believe Ikwerres are not Igbos then you wonder what his gain will be.


What the Ikwerres should do now is to unite with their SE brothers tightly now than ever before.


Well why Am I even worried the reality on ground are far stronger than Nairaland.

S waste people are dangerous and can't be trusted

S waste people are betrayals and double faced.

S waste always masturbating on Igbo matter.

S waste people always creating anti-Igbo threads. tueh

S waste are people foolish and unreasonable

Who get time to read all these rubbish fake post from afonja

As crude oil price don cast...


Every state Governor will now remember their lost source of income.


If crude oil value finish that will be the end of Nigeria

There is nowhere you wouldn't found brown-roofs just that Ibadan is their headquater.

Biafrarep:


You've already proved you're not Igbo for quoting the idiatic Yeye Kale.

I don't know why you keep decieving yourself all the time, and to top it off you hardly make sense. I always try and skip your post each time I see your name because reading them can give one headache due to its incoherence.

You just murdered the mkpi

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