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mcfynest:
Hey bro...you sent me a mail

yes I did, I need those bangles d metal ones

Caracta:
The god of soccer lives under the pitch so they had to hit his head to seek for his attention and blessings.


Source: Me

Lol funny u

iheanyi40:
lmao
Bro I dnt even lyk dt man bt I aint lying u stay in abia ?

Yea I do, aba to be precise

Watching the english premier league games this afternoon, I noticed something that is like a norm. before a player enters the pitch, he ll touch the ground, hit his hands on his chest and throws his hands in the air. Though its nt all the player bt most of them do that. it got me thinking, why do they always do that, does it bring luck to them? Will it make their team to win or ll it make the player to score goals? Or is part of the game rules? Please soccer fans, I need ya suggestions

iheanyi40:
In Abia ere yes
We can nw boast of 19hrs steady power

Its a lie joor! U b TA brother?

Listening to cynthia morgan's one blood! U sure knw whose side am on!!!

Dis one she took all d pics near her gate... She b gate woman?

Practise what u preach simple! Y is it so fucking hard for these pastors to do? Cos of d tin in d middle... Smh

Governor Rochas Okorocha in his Inaugural
Speech Yesterday in Progressive Congress Of
APC held in Owerri Said that;“ A Bad
Government Is Worst Than Ebola, Because Ebola
Can Kill Few But A Bad Government can Kill up
to Two~Three GenerationS. What's Your Take
On This? Agree Or Disagree?

The Director
General, National Youths Service Corps (NYSC),
Brig-Gen. Johnson Olawunmi has stated that
beginning from today, registration of prospective
corps members will be done online.
Addressing Batch B corps members at the NYSC
orientation camp in Tsafe Local Government Area
of Zamfara State, Olawunmi said the next batch
of corps members will not have to go to their
respective institutions to collect call up letters,
instead, they would simply log on to the NYSC
portal, download and print the letters from there.
“Corp members will no longer have to go to their
institutions to collect call up letters. He or she can
register online from anywhere in the world and
our portal will be ready by today. We are
committed to ensuring that the scheme is fully
digitized so that it can meet international
standards”, he said.

9 Kinds of Ladies You Must
Not Marry, Marriage is beyond the
curves, the size, the beauty or sexy
looks a woman has. When I was
way back immature, I usually felt
that was all that matters. But as
reality dawns, I began to look for
potentials and not pleasurable
qualities. I began to look for the
'content' a woman has and pay less
attention to the 'container'.
Unfortunately, some men are still
like that. They do not know the
important part of marriage but are
bothered with issues that lack
substance. Followings are the
things you need to look out for in a
woman.
1. The Control Freak
Don't be surprised that there are
ladies like this. She monitors your
movements every here and there
with phone calls. Not because he
cares, but for the fear of losing you.
She doesn't give you a breathing
space or makes you feel free. She
is all over you all the time and is
extremely jealous, she disrespects
your values in life and your opinion
does not really count.
2. A sex freak
Any lady who cannot delay
gratification but wants everything
from you even before marriage
needs to be watched. She often use
sex as a medium of getting your
attention and exploit you in return.
She doesn't believe in sexual purity
or no sex until marriage. Mind you,
she could be in your life for a
mission. Remember Delilah, before
she ruins your life and destiny!
3. The secretive woman
We all have secrets about our past
but there are some secrets that
would be detrimental to your
relationship in the future. If she
hides everything about her past
from you, or doesn't open up to you,
then you'll be walking with her into
an unknown world. Relationship
requires transparency and cannot
grow without it.
4. The complainer
Any lady who cannot take
responsibility for her life and action
but blames everyone for her
challenges except herself is not
worth your hand in marriage! She
may also not take responsibility for
her marriage! If you do, she would
end up blaming you for the
predicament you brought into their
life even though it was a result of
her deed. It is better to live in the
corner of a rooftop than to dwell
with a complainer.
5. The Lazy Queen
Never consider getting married to a
lazy woman who does not have a
realistic vision for her life! A
woman who is going nowhere will
not help his husband get anywhere.
In fact, she will weigh down your
progress. She might be beautiful or
good looking, but all that will not
tidy the house, do the dishes, do
laundries or get food on your table.
6. The Anti-spiritual fella
Never marry a woman who does not
have a relationship with God unless
you too do not have one. When I
mean relationship, it goes beyond
going to church on Sundays or
becoming a member of one
denomination. It is also beyond,
she sings in the choir, she prays
alot or she attend church often.
Watch the fruits of her character. A
woman who loves and respect the
Lord will love and respect you in
obedience to the Lord!
7. The Explosive Agent
Be mindful of a woman who is hot
tempered, if she flares up because
of the things that are insignificant
or at a slightest provocation, it
might be dangerous getting married
to her. Anybody with this trait could
be aggressive, physically abusive
and unpredictable in marriage.
Mind you, for the fact she hits the
wall or bang the table doesn't mean
she won't beat you up when you
marry. A lady who cannot control
her temper is a time-bomb waiting
to explode!
8. The Extravagant woman
Here is a lady who lives a luxury
life even if it would cost her to
borrow to ensure that she satisfies
her cravings. She likes going to
parties and can spend more money
on jewelleries while other area of
her lag behind. She spends lavishly
or buys thing that are of no value
just to satisfy her pleasure. At
times, she is the type that works for
her money but she ends up wasting
it on frivolities without having a
plan for her future. If you marry her,
she will not plan the future with
you.
9. The Unmannered lady
Never get married to a woman who
does not respect people around her.
If she doesn't respect you, your
friends or parents, stay away from
her if she refused to change. If she
yells at you or verbally insults you,
there's no how she won't treat your
parent in such manner.
Look beyond the physical features
of a woman. Marriage is not a
feature of the 'container' is has
much to do with the 'content' of who
you marry. If changes cannot be
achieved before marriage, it will be
wise not to compromise on
important issues that could mar the
success of your relationship. Watch
and pray!

What is saul, I mean Jimoh doing among the prophets?

Rock of ages... He has always been my rock, dats y I rock

Tomiwa Damola: Mine is January 26th. OP your birthday is the same as my uncles.

Really? Dats kul!

Vessi: Dont even wanna find the person.
Anybody can just lie and claim anything.

Y do u want to spoil d fun? Besides nobody begged u to comment! Oya fly out

Mine is Nov.26th... Let me see who my twin is! Leggo!!!!


Add urs n find ur birthday twin!

ekoson95: Hello Nairalanders, Please I want u guyz to help me on this issue.
It frustrates me when I see myself in the mirror how skinny i am, my wrists are slender and tiny. In fact, in one word "Bonny". People jokingly make fun of me and it really pisses me off.
I am 18 years old, about 170 cm (5.6" tall, and 55kg weight.

I want to gain more weight, please, what do i do?

5.6! @op, u r short oooo

The gospel singer is @it agn! Check out this new pics!

Eze-Wills:
Nice pics of banky... Ur aunt fine sha

https://m.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10151901844568063&id=21807323062&set=a.10150893514448063.416698.21807323062&refid=28&_ft_=qid.5961614397467039835%3Amf_story_key.-1868406466972469796

Nice pics of banky... Ur aunt fine sha

Well, if what the holy books said about people
having tattoos is anything to be considered, the
new generation in the Nollywood/Ghollywood may
have erred.
But on a contrary, Tattoos, to those who wear it,
see it as a form of fashion, you know, something
that has to do with status quo. But, the question
is, have you ever seen a man or woman who buys
Bently and inscribed something on its body? It's
obvious, the response is No! So, those who
inscribe all kinds of mark on their body doesn't
really value the worth of the body.
So in this edition, Nigeriafilms.com presents to
you 15 sexiest actresses who have Tattoo on their
bodies.
Tonto Dikeh
Call her Nollywood’s most controversial actress
and you will be stating the obvious. The light
skinned actress who ranks as the most daring in
Nollywood is one who you can call a tattoo freak.
She has over 4 different tattoos all over her body.
She made the news recently when she drew a
very massive tattoo on her back; she also has on
her neck, her waist and belly.
Nadia Buari
Pretty Ghana actress Nadia Buari is also a lover of
tattoos, though she only recently got one. It’s a
relatively big tattoo that looks like an angel drawn
behind her right shoulder and another on her left
arm. The light skinned actress came up with the
tattoo after she worked on her physique as she
now spots a slimmer figure.
Rukky Sanda
Tall and pretty Rukky Sanda was known to have a
little tattoo on her ankle and arm since she came
into movies until recently when she added a new
one to her collection. It’s something similar to
that of Tonto Dikeh, drawn all over her back but
looks more like a floral design.
Oge Okoye
Sexy and slim actress, Oge Okoye has been a
lover of tattoo before she got into Nollywood. The
pretty mother of two has 3 very small tattoos on
her body, one on her ankle, arm and b00bs.
Halima Abubakar
Star actress cum producer, Halima Abubakar also
has 3 tattoo designs on her hand, an Indian art
on her back of her and a flower on her right
b00b.
Annie Macaulay
Tuface Idibia’s lucky bride Annie also wears a
tattoo and she loves to flaunt it especially in
movies. Annie, who is now an actress with lots of
movies to her credit, has a tattoo on her ankle.
Uche Ogbodo
Light skinned actress, Uche Ogbodo was among
those who trail blazed the tattoo trend in
Nollywood, she got her arm tattoo several years
ago when she was head over heels in a steaming
romance with her boyfriend cross, and to show
how crazy about him she was, she drew a tattoo
(cross and flower) on her arm. Though the two
have since parted ways, the indelible tattoo has
stuck to her body
Vicky Zugah
This daring Ghanaian actress is a stunner any day
irrespective of her petite figure. She is one bubbly
actress who loves to have fun and she is also a
tattoo freak. She has tattoos all over body, her
arms, thigh and other places.
Salma mumin
Salma is one of the most daring actresses
Ghollywood boasts of, and she is definitely taking
the center stage in the movie industry with her
boldness and professionalism. She also loves
tattoos and a very simple one written like a
sentence in her arm, shoulder and a flower on her
left leg.
Karen Igho
Big Brother Africa winner, Karen Igho got into
movies after she emerged winner of the popular
show which saw her smiling to the bank with over
20 million naira. The fast rising actress who has
featured in a couple of movies has a big rose
flower tattoo on her right b00bs.

I jst don't like dis dude.... B4 I forget first to comment!!!

God created the donkey & said to him: “You will
work unceasingly from sunrise to sunset carrying
burdens on your back. You will eat grass, you will
have no intelligence & you will live 50 years. You
will be a donkey. “The donkey answered: “I will
be a donkey, but to live 50 years is too much. Give
me only 20 years. God granted his wish. God
created the dog and said to him: "You will be a
dog.” You will guard the house of man. You will be
his best friend. You will eat the scraps that he gives
you and you will live 25 years. You will be a dog.
“The dog answered: “Master, to live 25 years is too
much, you give me only 10 years. God granted his
wish. God created the Monkey and said to him:
“You
will be a monkey.” You will swing from branch to
branch doing tricks. You will be amusing and you
will live 20 years. You will be a monkey. “The
monkey answered: “Master to live 20 years is too
much, you give me only 10 years. God granted his
wish. Finally God created the man and said to him:
“You
will be a man, the only rational creature on the face
of the earth.” You will use your intelligence to
become master over all animals. You will dominate
the world and you will live 20 years. Man
responded:
"I will be a man but to live only 20 years is very
little, give the 30 years that the donkey refused,
the 15
years that the dog did not want and the 10 years
the
monkey refused. God granted his wish. And since
then, man lives 20 years as a man, he marries and
spends 30 years like a donkey, working and
carrying all the burdens on his back. Then when his
children are gone, he lives 15 years like a dog,
taking care of the house and eating whatever is
given to him, so that when he is old, he can retire
and live 10 years like a monkey, going from house
to house, from one son or daughter to another,
doing tricks to amuse his grandchildren.

sir willy: Pls, for those to be interviewed. Did any of you get any message for rescheduling. I'm waiting for answers.

Yep I did!

N d father 2 be of d baby is no where in the pictures... I smell a rat! Pls ask them where 2baba went to!

lady flavour: [color=#006600][/color] yes its contract but they did not say which bank. They just asked questions from ur CV and then ask how much u want to b paid. Nothing serious except u go tie urself inside ur CV. We await the next stage.

If its contract there's no point going there to waste my time.

Pls those that have gone for the interview, which bank r they recruiting for? Is the job on contract basis?

1. You'll read his/her txts over and over again...
2. You'll walk really really slow while you're with
him/her...
3. You'll pretend 2 be shy whenever you're with
him/her...
4. While thinking bout him/her...your heart will
beat faster and faster...
5. By listening to his/her voice...you'll smile for no
reason.
6. While looking at him/her..you cant see the other
people around you...you can only see that person...
7. You'll start listening to SLOW songs.
8. He/She becomes all you think about
9. You'll get high just by their smell...
10. You'll realize that you're always smiling to
yourself when you think about them..
11. You'll do anything for him/her...
12. While reading this, there was one person on
your mind the whole
time.....