emeraldvee:
Baba u be big fool to allow dat lady dy use u
ode

not like that. I don't know what to do

Bonatheripper:


I need 20 dozens.
Want to replace your loss

big size or small size? What's your location?

Bonatheripper:
How much for crackers biscuits first

small size is 50 naira big size is 250 . She always take the 250 own and doesn't give me out of it when eating it

oluwadabira111:
Explain more which 50 people

oh I am very sorry. I confused your Moniker for someone else. My apologies bro

oluwadabira111:
No be only u bro upon all his confidence

oga audio. You don credit the 50 people when

greendice:


Congratulations to all who played.
I will post a single draw before 11am today.
Probably the last game I will be posting on this noble forum.
Till then, Good morning.

how long do you want to keep sending me to the village

Try with just 100 naira

Number: ZDLQNZ6

I don't really like posting things on Nairaland. My mother owns a huge provision store and I had to help her manage it for some months before I left for NYSC. It was during this time that I met my girlfriend.

She was always coming to buy things, infact it got to a point that once she notice I am the only one in the shop she will come and ask for things she obviously knows we don't sell . Then she got my number and started sending me happy new month and wellness texts. I can't remember how she got my number tho

Long and short of the story, she is always forcing me to bring her milk, biscuits, bournvita, bread and other things. If it were the satchet ones it would have been better but she insisted on the big tin. I gave her 3 times then I stopped complying and I stopped picking her calls. So the following week, She came to my shop and started picking things totaling 7k and left without paying

I am unemployed, so how am I going to offset her debts? So i went to her mother's shop where they sell herbal leaves and reptiles for African jazz. When I got there to ask for the money of the things she bought from my shop, she stood up and with a firm grip held the collar end infront of my neck.

With a wild eye she screemed that she will not pay and if I pester her too much she will deal with me. She did said some words but it's like she was stammering maybe because of anger or she was speaking another language. That day I could not sleep because my heart was pounding like 50 women were pounding yam on my heart.

And just yesterday my mother took loan to restock the shop. This girl came again this morning and picked 4 loaves of bread and 2 milk. When I tried to shout, she gave me a very mean stern look and said she's coming back in the evening to pick more.

Hope this girl will not kill me like this

theophilusj31:
dry joke....not funny

kneel down let me pray for you

anastasius:
Run away from Nigerian women if you want to go far in life. See ehn, if you want to be miserable, marry a Nigerian girl.

I can't even go into details but I've warned you.

learning the hard way: is the only way

SpicyMimi:
Awwwwh too bad.

By the way, we have new cooooooool polos and other clothings for Men! 100% cotton! And extremely affordable. Kindly check my profile for pics and prices.

can I buy like 10 for my girlfriend

Words often have denotative or connotative meanings. Bankrolling can mean a lot depending on the context of discussion.

FFK was right to have been angry at the journalist's choice of word. Nonetheless, FFK should have just responded in a civil manner. All the same, nobody died as a result of his response so let's move on

This is why I find girls who send nuudes to guys funny.
Keep up the good work we and your children will be proud of you in the future

div111:
ask that dead meat griller for help

who is that

XXXXTENTACION:
O.p which nollywood movie be this i wan watch am too

it's not a movie

mohd001:

bro pls help me I am broke. pls.......

naa audio

I am a hard working young man. I work at an abattoir: where they slaughter cows for sale. Yesterday my girl kept pestering me that she wants to eat meat. She knows I used to buy and bring home sometimes.
I told her she should manage fish stew because I don't have much to buy beef. She said she was going to leave me if I didn't bring meat home for her

I had to steal 3 large pieces of meat and kept it in my pocket. The last time a boy, my fellow worker stole our Oga's meat, oga slashed his arm and ear with knife before he could run away.

When I was on my way home, I dogged the normal route i used to take home inorder to avoid Oga but he saw me and shook his head. The bike man was also asking me if I was wounded because of the stain on my yellow jeans.

When I got home, this girl didn't even great me nor let me bring the meat out from my pocket. She snatched it out and took it to the kitchen, sliced it into 34 pieces, added onions and seasoning. I went out to buy garri and check on a friend. When I got back, I met her eating the meat. I wanted to pick one but she hit me with a plate and threatened to kill me so I ran out of the house.

This morning again she said I should bring more meat. My Oga has given me upto 34 missed calls since yesterday night uptill now. I don't know why.
I think this girl wants to kill me

yemzzy02:
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How many millions have you made since you started

iLegendd:
Mtcheew.

Spelling = 90%
Punctuation = 30%
Simp 99%
Stupidity 88%

I'm out.

Relationship posts don tire me. So boring.

I thought you quit Nairaland

punisha:
We warned u to stay away from drugs... Now look at the embarrassment u are causing your family.

I take drugs when I am ill

I can give you a 100% assurance that that guy is not the only person she bleeped...

TRUTHaDDICTED:
Little Aboki terrorist, no need for you to be loudmouthing on Nairaland, your terrorism instruments have done their own, just seat back and you will hear from us. No need for much talks again.

I gave you a simple advise but of course I am also hoping you won't follow my advice so that you can serve as one of the statistics

rafaelgbenga:
the knee you did not take for killings in Nigeria, una too like eyes service!

my knee dey pain me

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This was a lot of work. I hope you can prove everyone wrong...

lol put the Moniker infront naa

NNU0000:
20577890076 Savannah bank

Savannah is still existing?

Golden057:
So their(Ipob) issue is more important to deal than the BH and the numerous terrorist attack in the north right?

have you been to the north before?
Have you been to Bornu before. There are many patriotic Nigerian igbos over here dying to eliminate BH. So IPOB is very irrelevant to the Nigeria army
Ipob is always running once they see small Python trying to dance with them

Golden057:
Until ipob becomes a violent group like boko haram and the bandit before the security agencies can stay clear....

IPOB is a synonym for violence. They have always been violent thieves and petty destroyers.

The evidence abounds on Google. Even your supreme Lordpornstar attested to it that Ipob has its own guns

If you know what is best for you, just sit down and rest at home or at a beer parlor and have some hot pepper soup. It's better than people typing rest in peace for you

What happened to restricting an offender by holding him to the floor and handcuffs.

Time to take a knee

philosophy,University of Lagos what year

sinistermind:

MAY THE DEAD REST IN PEACE but IT IS BETTER YOU REST IN YOUR OWN HOUSE.

or better yet a beer parlor where you can have some cold drinks and eat some pepper soup