May she live long. I like to see Old people.
I will one day like to open a center that cars for old people

I have this girl that likes me and my girlfriend. Infact let me say she and my girlfriend are best of friends.
Most times she keeps stealing my girlfriend's things. For instance there was a time she came to our crib. After she left we discovered 2 pacs of menstrual pad was missing and my girlfriend's wig.
Before you ask how we got to know she took the wig. We later saw her wearing it at school.

Another time she came and left with my JBL Bluetooth speaker, OralB toothpaste, and perfumes. One thing is, she doesn't steal any money. If anything gets missing in the room when it should even had been money, everything will be intact. She doesn't take any money

When playing with this girl, I have the patience of a High-School teacher combined with a Yellow-Fever road Officer. I have turned out to really like this girl. And of recent, one thing led to each other and we had series of sex. This was because my girlfriend traveled for over 3 months.

I have never been so confused about the situation. She knows I like her and I have tried to reprimand her. Somehow she still get to smuggle out my girlfriend's shoes and shade and sometimes cap. Although she returned the shade, she came and smuggled garri and rice Out of our food stuff.


Shey this girl will not kill me like this ?

silibaba:


I lambasted the ekuke. Her Heart never never break the way I want.

Ekuke

Satan01:
I tire for uuu

You better invite her over and make sure you fill that farm with your seeds bro.
leave no space empty... that should be your morning affirmation from now henceforth.

Satan01:
I pull out bro ... I cannot CUM and kill myself

you should have cum inside her, your sins would have been forgiven.
But you were foolish and spilled your seeds outside the farm.
What kind of satan are you

Did you cum inside ?

wwwihy:
No wonder Ukraine is beating them on the ground

mumu man thats a sniper

There is a thread on front page where male nairalanders are busy SIMPING. There is one clown that posted
that her Heart Is Shattered, Battered And Scattered.
i am like WTF ? Fear women. They will tell a story and appear as a saint in it just to win peoples sympathy, pity and admonition.

She said she 31 and has been dating for 5 years. Omo if you know the nonsense she has done during that time you will spit.
But its funny hundreds or thousands of nairalanders are busy trying to like the post and link up with the ugly toxic girl.

Yall dont know how daft you appear

DrFunmisticGlow:
every mention after this will prove my point

Regardless, you are still toxic.
How is that your ugly boyfriend? Jabudu or whatever

DrFunmisticGlow:
Bipolar disorder- mania

You this unknown quack auxillary nurse
Why are you following me up and down?

slex:
Watched tge video. Menn. His lungs were showing from the back. Both sides, mad o

good food for vultures

Ishilove:
Lori iro

Cum let me sow seeds in you. my house is fertile

I will singlehandedly bring down that church

blank:


5 - 7 = - 2

Clap for yourself

Well I don't like to be proud or talk about my adventures. I have always been a super star and always had my shows on TV, Radio, Facebook, YouTube and different social media platforms.

Late last year, some nairalanders wanted to meet me but I kinda shelved the get-together due to my busy schedule. I don't get to stay in one place because I am always on aeroplane first class business flight.

So Yesterday, I was visited by many nairalanders and this nairalander, an igbo girl was crying and trying to hug me. At first I thought someone beat her but I realised it was the joy of meeting me and my aura that is making her cry.

My security details, on 6th floor, wanted to throw her out of the window but I told them to chill and let the Igbo girl come closer... She hugged me with tears of joy in her eyes.

The other nairalander, a Yoruba boy, kept prostrating and thanking me as if I helped his father impregnate his mum with twins ..The Hausa guy who was also a nairalander knelt down and was shouting, "nagin-sheyka, nagin-sheyka ... He offered me 7 bags of dates and breadfruit. Then he also offered me his sister's hand as a gift/wife and also promised to build a statue for me when he gets back to Northern Nigeria.

He promised to build 6 statues in 6 different northern states for me. Thank you nairalanders for the love, thank you for believing in me.

siofra:


I'm a female redpiller

There is another style

weedmanlive:
she's not cheap, just childish

Nonetheless, drop her number since you are no longer interested in her na

Lete just give you this advise, you must learn to use a woman and push her to the ultimate limit before you break up with her..

Get back to her and act a lover boy. If she says but you already broke up with her, tell her you are just testing her

weedmanlive:
Guys relationship with teenage girls are always like this, they've gat lots of adamant nature in them and tend to feel irreplaceable.
Just be political and put them in their place..

Abeg bro. Please give me Damilola agemo number so that I can also enter the place

lkillbrokehoes:
These boys can do anything just for green card, Mehn I can't imagine myself marrying a grandma for green card, when I can get any woman I want.

On Instagram, Don jazzy even posted the guy in bed with the oyinbo woman

DoggoneDogg:


Snakes are not rigid/hard.

Finally explains why you chose feminism since you're incapable of being a real man.

The cobra can stand as the length of a full man.

Yungspitta:

This is dope bro!!!

all one

DoggoneDogg:
[s][/s]

When I unzip my fly, I see my hairy balls.
What do you see when you lift your skirt?

I see a 7.8 inches snake ready to penetrate any wet hole

My residence starting to look like garden of Eden
My intuition keeps telling me to beware of snakes.
I had to keep my grasses in order to know who's real and who's fake.

Before Corona, everybody was hiding behind a mask, Corona came everybody got a reason to double the mask.

I'm too young to know , everymotherfuckin handshake ain't real... Lord knows I'm never shaking hands unless we got a deal.

If a motherfucker could sell Jesus for 30 pieces of silver, why you think you worth more than 1 BTC my nigga ??
Seen disloyalty smiling in the guise of a b!tch
She Tryna have my seeds too
But I could see through
The front of my crib

I am a man and a Feminist.
What's your excuse?

No human being will eat this. Not even the dogs

Mans inhumanity to man

They have reached their own account

MASTERYANKEE:
Get one side chick pregnant not time men

Hehehhehe

Hei