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I would be like
.Mummy don't open that link oo, it's a virus link and once you do, it'll transfer all the money away from your account"

or
you will just call mom with another phone "Mom, just help me to be thanking God oo. Some armed robbers attacked me not too long ago and stole my phone. Infact, my friend said they've been sending messages with my phone. If you get any message, pls ignore ooo. I'll give testimony in church on sunday"

They have very beautuful containers

2dice and ipledge.. So how do you think we can promote this one association for good and weed effect (bad) in a balanced scale

marshalcarter:
Choi....

Nna eeeh...


Dis 1 go beat me put extra

And she myt have lyk 19 packs

Boring..

and who said chibok girls are released

sylvalord:
[b][color=grey]Now now, i know we are all wonderfully and perfectly made(or so you guys think]but there must be something(no matter how insignificant)you hate about your body. I want us to share such things here, i will go first: I HAVE AN OVERLY RECOGNIZABLE FACE. People say i look like a Chinese. I look so much like a Chinese that if i go to China, they will think i'm Chinese and the immigration officers will never disturb me. People hardly forget my face because of this unique feature of mine, they may forget my name since i have an uncommon name, but never my face. I hate this because: i hardly remember faces and names so if a person who i came across sometime ago sees me, he/she will definite recognise me but i won't recognise him/her, these situations are always very embarrassing for me. Secondly, i hate this because i am an unrepentant Trouble maker and my face makes it difficult for me to escape. So there you have it, i want everyone to share their stories.

CC
gracile
falconey
rokiatu
missclassy
Blackett
Naijaboiy
tosyne2much
twaci
orijin101
dechandel
kingtom
ireneony
chiam55
colospor
flawles
fulaboy
thronekid
onila
sinaj
prettythicksme
fabdedon
godvilla
2dice
albeto2k
thesonofmark
ipledge and all nairalanders[/color][/b]

amu not photogenic i snap like 50 different pix and only too would be the best good after much filters... Thats why when i uploads a dp it last for like 6 months.. Funny enough i blame the camera pixel..although am good looking.. maybe God knows if i am photogenic dem for don de show my vidoe for cnn..
Another anoying fact about it is that anystlye that is in vouge esp for posing when i eventually use it all my facebook friends would stop using that pose.. Pls any reason for that?

Orijin101:

cc: stephenqueen, alberto2k/agbero, kingtom, sylvalord,mizmycoly godvilla, dharay88/dharay99, ipledge, kinglekan, 2dice, chimerase2, ronald4lif, tosyne2much, lalasticlala. . . all of una, comu here ooo

i would share mine when i finish this two wraps of wee wee
modified
Falconey pls help with shares..
. 6:20am Sunday...
** walks into church** looking for a suitable place to sit so as to
get no disturbance form church wardens.....
** sights the cool seat** rushes to grab it.. Ahhh at last... Enters
flight mode** at least before mass starts...
. .
I dreamt an angel passing my side..it seems so real decided to
confirm...
Opens one eye..choi e be me like film...rush open the second eyes..
Choi.. I don see mammy water life...sleep disappear from my
eyes....fiiiiaaamm .
.
.
I just loose concentration for that mass..
even the offering nah three times i go make the girl for notice
me.... * Before people will stand up in the
church have already stand ...
If dey de clap..my own be the loudest....
* Even when dem dey sit down nah me be last all in the name of
dusting my seat..
...all this make she for notice me.. .
.
Few minutes to the end of the mass..i brought out my phone
went through my saved post.. Big thanks to tosyne2much..
Memorised all his start up lines to woo a girl and more female
facts.... Even checked to woo fine mammy water like pweetyz #no offence ...(determined.. And good to go)
.
.
The mass dismissed nah..i put on my dark shades.on top my dark
hair like Neldrizzy own..(007"" ).. Tucks in..walk majestically to her
like a real Naijaboiy.. #clears_thoat...forms MICHEAL JACKson's VOICE (@speechless)
.
.
Me: Heloo i am... (as the babe dey turn...choi see eye lids..(chisoz I
DON FORGET MY NAME)...
Babe : hello what do you say is your name.. **See voice*** Me :my Lame, sorry, my name.. **scratching head**
Babe : please be fast i have things to attend to..
Me : em sorry oo..hmm my name.. **drawing map of Liberia with
my golden colour hiptops**
(i think say nah only girls dey do am oo see me as i dey sweat
for tongue) :emm yes my names are Anagboso Paschal chukwuemeka Michael..
But my friends call me Fabdedon... I am even tall in complexion
( who ask me..? Choi !!!..)
Babe: SO ?
Me: La La Lala **exclamatining in chinese!!!..
*** thats when i knew that Jonathan will win 2nd tenor Me: So..emmm would like to know you more and your botanical
name...sorry ma your name....
Babe: lol this guy you are funny oo..(choi Nigeria be me like
France...mammy water tell me say i funny..)
Anyway my name is... Bla bla bla..
Me : ** I just dey stare like say she Transparent.. Babe..: helloo are you here..? **Shakes me**
Me.: emm sorry am trying to recollect where i heard that name cos
the last i heard it was when i was in planet Mars..
Babe..: This guy you are very funny ooo..**hits me on the
chest**
(gbagam...every thing for my body just stand at attention dey throw way salute..**mammy water touch me. Choi !!!!...)..The BIG
boy in me came out..
.
.
..........Fast...Forwards........................>>..
I decided to escort her to maybe know the direction of her house....(maybe close to mine.. as a bad guy..)
we enjoyed the converstaion down the pavement until she
waved a bus going towards my home....
About to enter the bus i remembered i used my transport money
for offering for church which means 3km treking....choi..#Gobe
. .
.
As a bad guy i need to cover up and form
.
.
Me: hmm i forgot my Bible in the church so maybe next time we get to meet...
Babe: hmm owk let me follow you and get it..so we get to spend
some time together...winks..
Case!!!!
Me: hmmm you know.. I would join the legion of mary society am
their vice president so my presence is needed there so i might waste time too...
(immediatly i drop that lie i now came to assumption immediatly
that the devil is a learner)
Babe : wow i have long wanted to join that society.... At least this
an opportunity to join too.
(thats when i know she truely be mammy water.) Me; ** forms smile** ehya.. We dont allow new commers this
sunday only last sunday of the month that we allow new
commers..
(immediatly i could hear d devil weeping telling God.. Why do you
say am not rightous!!!!)
. . Her phone rings.. she looked at it and said..
Babe..; oppps my sister is calling already.. Here is my Number call
me when you get Home...
Me..:Its my pleasure will do just that..
.
. .
Reached home after 3km treking..called her....hmmm i think what
happend later are now HISTORY lol...

how did you make it go for the wall?

Prodeegee i have a lil puppy a cross of pitbull and rott whats the xteristics and please brief me about it..thanks in advance

what is wordpress and blogger?

Orijin101:
Looking for their periods

yeah you very right.. At that very actually moment the photographer wants to capture her period fell

prettythicksme:
all na d same time,tif na tif

i no tif if you de dia i for no steal sorry collect am

prettythicksme:
hahahahahaha really?now dat u have learnt ur lesson,will u still tif?

i didnt tif oo
i took it without your permission

2dice:
oga mi welcome
where no otueke you sef go ni abi lagos lagoon

i no even know nah after i drink pretty peppersoup i no even realise..
Thank you Jesus #emmanualTv'sVoice

futubal.com

prettythicksme:
yes tell her,the peppersoup dey hot :Dbtw where have u been?

nah the peppersoup wea i tif for your shop drink caryy me enter sambisa oo.. Nah now i realise my self

2dice:
mehn
the same soup wey carry my goon alberto2k to sambisa
we need to change cook
available people on the list
cc lagmostkuit dechandel sinaj
but all this one be like potential butty for cooking

no be small sambisa alberto2k go oo.. I bee meet am for road e no even recognise me.. Thank God say i find way back

Zenayia:
loooool....come over then. Orijin101, pls where is the famous and best restaurant here?

noo i just need prettythicksme pepersoup thatsall if you get from anoda place awi know

Orijin101:
cheerio. . .

I am orijin101, the C.E.O of of RAOWS

Welcome to our E-home babe, how waz your journey while coming over here(registering) hope the journey wasn't too stressful?

BTW, i will love to invite you to our E-fraternity which is the Romanceland Association Of Weed Smokers(RAOWS).

Trust me, anything you want, we shall do it for you, here are our duties:

-we promote threads
-we move threads to fp
-we give free weeds
-we fight for you whenever a fothermocker attacks you
-we make sure your E-lifetime will never be boring and so many other things like that. . .

holla me if you are ready to join, i gat the registration form with me. . .

lemme introduce you to other members
cc: kingtom
alberto2k
2dice
stephenqueen
dharay99
thronekid(a new recruitee)
fabdedon
sinaj
prettythicksme
ipledge
chimerase2
lordhugo
and many others.

where she de she has to buy peper soup for me first oo
@zenayia

lalasticlala:
Omenka thank you for drawing our attention to this.

actually, we have been dealing with such spammers, giving them life ban in most cases.

its really annoying to see such.

i personally know the number of spammers i deal with daily. the number is enormous.
its only those i didnt see or other mods didnt see that may be free, but once any of us sight them, we deal with them. although after dealing with them, they open new accounts and continue with their illegal spamming, but we will also continue to deal with them...

and also please when people need advice on Nairaland and it eventually hits home page please try hiding some irrelivant comments.. Even tho the poster needs the advice we want to learn too.. Thanks for understanding and your hardwork

I have a lil dog a cross of pitbull and rot whats the name of its breed and its xteristics?

it has the heighest value back then...
When you need to invest buy more of it..

she be strong she be keeping herself until the day of her wedding

job seekers too guy e get as condition go hold u mehn
you go cram All the company address and email wea get vacancy with one look