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I know of a beggar who owns a bus that's on hire purchase. I stopped giving them money a long time ago. There is this nasty observation i made. I went to repair my phone and opposite the stand is a beggar pretending to be blind...Whenever unsuspecting customers approach him he closes his eyes and begs,wen they passed he opens them. After observing this i passed his way and he begged me i paused and pretended to be searching my whole pockets for a little denomination meanwhile he was busy pouring blessings on me, after few seconds i dropped a piece of paper in his offering box and left o boy come see curses in hausa. i laff sotee i go jam truckpusher. |
How will he not contract it after so much contact with those kids. |
Jamean:Tell him o....his comment is needed. |
Mrval20:And too much is always expected of the only son..For a self-made introvert like me i wonder if i would ever make true friends |
For me: I feel bored at times no guy around for men's talk. I feel pressurized to become relevant by all means. I can't even express myself, Always receiving advice both good and bad, always restricted from hanging out with friends and a host of other things. How do feel as an only son |
I think in my mother tongue..(Igbo language) |
S/N Igbo Proverb Meaning(Literal) 1 Ura ga-eju onye nwuru anwu afo. A dead person shall have all the sleep necessary. 2 Gidi gidi bụ ugwu eze. Unity is strength 3 Chọọ ewu ojii ka chi dị Make hay while the sun shines 4 Otu onye tuo izu, o gbue ochu Knowledge is never complete: two heads are better than one. 5 Ihe ehi hụrụ gbalaba oso ka okuku huru na-atụ onu Fools rush in where angels fear to tread. 6 Oge adighi eche mmadu Time and tide wait for nobody. 7 E lewe ukwu Egbue ewu. A buxom waist that makes her man(husband) kill a goat for her when he looks at it. 8 Ebe onye dara ka chi ya kwaturu ya. Where one falls is where his god pushed him down. 9 Ihe di woro ogori azuala na ahia. What was secret is revealed in the market place. 10 Ewu nwuru n'oba ji abughi agu gburu ya. A goat that dies in a barn was never killed by hunger. 11 A ma ka mmiri si were baa n'opi ugboguru? Who knows how water entered into the stalk of the pumpkin? 12 A chuo aja ma a hughi udele, a mara na ihe mere be ndimmuo. If the vulture fails to hover at the end of a sacrifice, then you know that something happened in the land of spirits. 13 Si kele onye nti chiri; enu anughi, ala anu. Salute the deaf; if the heavens don't hear, the earth will hear. 14 Nwunye awo si na di atoka uto, ya jiri nuta nke ya kworo ya n'azu. The female toad said that husband is so sweet that when she got married, she carried her husband permanently on the back. 15 Ugo chara acha adi(ghi) echu echu A mature eagle feather will ever remain pure. 16 Onyeubiam adi(ghi) aza "Omeokachie." An indigent does not take the title of "Omeokachie" (i.e. one who completes whatever he puts his hand to) 17 Eze mbe si na olu oha di mma, mana oriri oha na-aka ahu. The tortoise said that many hands at work is enjoyable, but many mouths to feed can be embarrassing. 18 Eze mbe si na ihe ya ji-achiri ihe egwu ya aga njem bu maka ya ezu ndiegwu. The tortoise said that it always travels with its musical instrument in case it meets other musicians. 20 Nwaanyi muta ite ofe mmiri mmiri, di ya amuta ipi utara aka were suru ofe. If a woman decides to make the soup watery, the husband will learn to dent the Garri before dipping it into the soup. 21 O na-abu a si nwata wuba ahu, o saba afo ya. Tell a child to wash his body, he washes his stomach. 22 Akwukwo juru n'ohia, ma a baa a choba okazi. There are various leaves in the bush, but people go in to look for okazi leaves. 23 Agwo emeghi nke o jiri buru agwo, umuaka achiri ya hie nku. If a snake fails to show its venom, little kids will use it in tying firewood. 24 Ukpala gbabara n'ikpo okuko na-ala ala mmuo. The grasshopper that runs into the mist of fowls ends up in the land of spirits. 25 Onye a kporo apari, o na-ehi n'amanna ya, abughi apari. A presumed fool who sleeps in his father's house is not a fool. 26 Ndi na-eje mposi abali na-ahu ukpana ndi mmuo. Those who defecate at night see the ghost grasshopper. 27 Nwata bunie nna ya enu, akpaamu ya ayochie ya anya. If a child lifts his father, his scrotum will blindfold him. 28 Onye hapu onu ya, uguru arachaa ya. If one fails to lick his lips, the harmattan will do it. 29 Okuko si na ihe ya ji-ele anya n'enu ma ya na añu mmiri bu na ihe na-egbu si n'igwe abia. The chicken says it looks up when drinking water because what kills it comes from the sky. 30 Ijiji na-enweghi onye ndumodu na-eso ozu ala n'inyi. A fly that has no counselor follows the corpse to the grave. 31 "Nwunye anyi, nwunye anyi": ka ndeli bia ka anyi mara onye o bu nwunye ya. "Our wife, our wife": come midnight and we will know whose wife she really is. 32 Ula towa uto, ekwowe ya ekwowe. When sleep becomes enjoyable, we snore. 33 O bialu be onye abiagbuna ya, mgbe o ga-ala mkpumkpu apukwana ya n'azu. May one's visitor not constitute a problem, so that on his departure he will not leave with a hunchback. 34 Nwa ovu na-eto, o di ka o ga-aka nne ya. When the baby wren is growing, it looks like it would be bigger than its mother. 35 Okuko na-arogoro ite onu, chetekwe mma gburu ya. The chicken frowns at the cooking pot, ignoring the knife that killed it. 36 Ihe ka-nte bata n'onu nte, nte etefu. When something greater than the pigmy cricket enters its hole, it takes off. 37 Uzu na-amaghi akpu ogene lee egbe anya n'odu. The blacksmith who does know how to forge a metal gong should look at the tail of a kite. 38 Oke oshimmiri anokataghi rie onye obula nke o na-ahughi ukwu ya anya. The ocean never swallows a person with whose leg it does not come in contact. 39 Onye buru chi ya uzo, o gbagbue onwe ya n'oso. He who walks before his godly guardian does the race of his life. 40 Okuko nyuo ahu, ana achuwa ya oso. When the fowl farts, the ground becomes a nuisance. Add yours if you are a real son of the soil |
Cute pic buh where is Koredo abi london girls don kidnap am? |
Fbulousmark- #00000(easy to accept) |
I can't see any church building, congregation or whatever depicts a church. Happy birthday in arears! |
Tecno M7, Nokia Xl Gionee Elife |
Nice tip bookmarked |
Nice pichure |
Actually Fat girls/ladies are easier to get and laid... |
chidekings:You must not comment...Busybody |
LIFE Vs. POCKET: IN KUDI WE TRUST? First, I'm ain't married yet but I do at times go on imaginary honeymoons, vacation and hibernation to relieve my brains of mental strain. Hence, it'd seem like ages since the last time I posted something here; and those of you - my great fans - who must have been worried about my absence, here's mental pabulum, loaded with minerals, for your digestion. No, you musn't be in America to see their currency: the very first time I saw an American dollar bill right from my Nigerian hideout, I observed the inscription "In God We Trust" printed on it. Now, if you've been to the Northern part(s) of Nigeria, you'd hear "ba turanci!", "sannu mallam", etc and, perhaps, "kawo kudi", etc. Now, "kudi" means money in Hausa language, as "ego" is in Igbo. Now, let's get deep down to business. There are many professions in the world, and each profession deals with a certain aspect of human existence to a certain degree. Truck pushing, drugs, prostitution, robbery, political thievery, money laundering, hired assassination, terrorism, gangsterism, hooliganism, political thuggery, forgery, wife battery, etc are all professions, you know. See, I'm not a cop but if you ask/bribe me, I'd say the teaching profession is the best in the world. Meanwhile, I'd like to particularize on the medical profession for this is where human life hangs. I've nothing against doctors, mind you, for I'd have dabbled in the medical profession but the thought of sewing people as Tailors do to clothes rattled my fingers, ears and teeth. So, I zoomed off and that was that. But I still give it up to them, they are doing a good job. Hence, to our brothers and sisters, fathers and mothers in the medical profession I say kudos! But now - oh by Hippocrates! - it seems some of our doctors nowadays are gradually deviating from the rules of the Art as enshrined in the Hippocratic Oath in the sense that free, humane and humanitarian services have been reduced or are no longer rendered as expected (in clinics and hospitals); this, I'm awfully sorry to say, is prevalent in Igboland. What sparked off this update is the fact that the management of a certain govt. hospital (name withheld) in Enugu state has been charged to court over exorbitant bills against a patient, in as much as the patient eventually died in the hospital. It'd lead to debate if I question why doctors and/or the management of hospitals charge astronomical bills before/during/after treating patient(s). By implication, it'd seem a sick but poor man need not contemplate medical treatment since he wouldn't afford the bills? Oh, thank God for herbalists! Often people are stranded in hospitals because they couldn't pay the bills. What is really going on - are such doctors after the life of the patient(s) entrusted in their custody and care or after their (the doctors') pockets? Hence, the title: Life Vs. Pocket: In Kudi We Trust? There are different socio-economic classes as everyone musn't be as rich as King Solomon, hence it questions the exobitant fees charged in hospitals. Do such doctors take cognizance of the fact that selfless and humanitarian services rendered will go a long way to make this world a better place? Why the demand for instant deposit of huge amount of money before attending to/treating someone in serious and critical condition? Suppose the person dies before the deposit is provided? I've even heard that politics and preferential treatments are incorporated in some hospitals. Now, if all professions begin to charge such fees or do those things, then we're doomed! So, I ask: what's the fate of those that cannot afford exorbitant medical bills - they should just dig their graves, die, get buried and rot away? Oh, poor men carefully calculate and regulate the rate you impregnate your wives because of unexpected medical expenses before/during/after delivery. Absconding and abandoning your wives in the hospital is not the solution. Everybody, I charge you to pray, fast, drink/sprinkle holy water/olive oil, bind and cast demons, and avoid human elements that might land you unexpectedly in hospitals. I'm ain't spoiling business for some people, I presume? I however admit that certain medical procedures for treating patients require special equipment or exceptional skills/expertise of experts/ consultants, etc yet is that an absolute justification for fleecing and shearing patients like sheep? I monitor what I eat/drink and do, sirs: hospitals and prison yards ain't for me - I swear! Now, we go to church, shout hallelujah, jump here and there, but when it comes to applying and rendering humane and humanitarian acts it becomes a different ball game. Hence, I seize this medium to appeal to our doctors and other health workers/medical professionals to please UNDERSTAND that they are dealing with human LIFE, and if possible, REDUCE exorbitant medical BILLS. Ladies and gentlemen, I ask you once again as I rise, Life Vs. Pocket: In Kudi We Trust? |
Jehovah bu Ezeh |
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Don’t you hate boring people? The one thing I fear most when going out to socialize or network is running into someone who is boring. Not because I personally won’t be entertained by what they have to say — although that may very well be the case — but because the conversation that ensues is excruciating. I feel like a dentist pulling teeth, searching for something interesting about them or their lives. Nevertheless, I have had no choice but to arrive at one conclusion: boring people are boring — plain and simple; no matter how many teeth you pull, they will still sound boring, but with a lisp. Being boring, in actuality, is not only about who you are as a person, but also how you present yourself. For those of you in need of some sprucing up, I have compiled a list of the 10 differences between boring people and interesting people. Use them to your advantage, young grasshoppers. 1. Interesting people like to have conversations; boring people like to avoid them. Human beings primarily communicate through words — this is how our species interacts. If you are the person that goes to a party and picks a quiet corner to sit in, then shame on you. You are missing out on a ton of networking opportunities. You may not like anyone at the party because they are all scumbags, but you never know when having a scumbag around could come in handy. He could be a potential client or investor for the future — or be able to connect you with someone that will be. Or maybe he has a hot sister you can bang. Boring people usually aren’t boring at their core; they are simply introverted. Don’t be shy; talking to someone new won’t kill you. 2. Boring people are those that enjoy too much comfort. We all have a comfort zone, but we don’t all decide to stay within its bounds. In my opinion, a comfort zone is good for one thing and one thing only: knowing what needs to be done to leave it in order to start living. You already know what makes for a complacent, lethargic, comfortable life. Now do the exact opposite of that and you won’t be so boring — or so bored. 3. Interesting people have several hobbies; boring people have a hobby. Being interesting involves more than having something that you enjoy doing and enjoy talking about. If you have one hobby — especially if it is one that most people don’t share — then people will find you boring. It’s great if you have that one thing that you are passionate about, but if you are worried about being too boring, try to diversify and find yourself two more hobbies that spark your interest. 4. Interesting people are well-informed. Being perceived as interesting revolves around holding conversations. The more that you have to talk about, the better. This of course does not mean that you ought to be starting a conversation with someone and running through a handful of topics one after another, but the more knowledgeable you are of different things, the better the chances are that you and your conversation partner will have something to talk about. Be up-to-date on the news and on the most popular pop culture. 5. Boring people stay put; interesting people like to explore. It’s one thing to be perceived as being boring and it’s another to actually be boring. This goes back to leaving your comfort zone. If you want to be interesting, then you need to be interested in doing things. You need to explore the world, both around you and the world that requires a 16-hour flight. Go out and explore. 6. Interesting people have a hunger for life; boring people are content with frozen dinner. Variety, variety, variety — life has such a smorgasbord to offer us, that sticking to that which you know is, well, boring. Stop eating the same food, stop hanging out with the same people at the same places. Doing the same boring things guarantee a boring life because it avoids change. 7. Change makes for an exciting life. If you want an interesting, exciting life, then embrace change. It is the fear of change that causes stagnancy and that causes people with much potential to be labeled as boring people. If you do not learn to enjoy change then you will not only lack success, you will lack joy in your life. 8. Interesting people are driven people. Boring people are push-overs. Figure out what it is that you want and then plan a way to get it. Letting others decide your destiny, being complacent and accepting whatever leftovers others throw you is pathetic and boring. Do not let people push you around; stand your ground! 9. Interesting people are dreamers. Boring people are posers. If you don’t dream, then you can’t possibly make your dreams a reality. Our minds can be our most interesting playground as long as we spend enough time focusing on that which presents itself among the swing sets and sandboxes. Picture what you want and what you want to do in your future. Imagine your life the way you wish you could live it and focus on it every waking moment of your life. Then work on making your dreams your reality. 10. Leading an interesting life is easy if you want it. More importantly than anything else is truly and completely wanting to live an interesting and exciting life. You must want to do things you are not comfortable doing. You must want to experience new experiences and you must want to get a fuller, more in-depth understanding of the way other people see the world. You must want to have an open mind. The world is an exciting place, so get excited! Follow him on Twitter: @ MrPaulHudson |
DEM NEVA BORN D CHICK |
My sis burnt hers....you can return it, a pastor might have brainwashed you....#religiousfanatics |
MrCork: ..which post?...women gist..guys do not gist...only g@y men gist. ....and then u said u enjoy gist with gyals... Bro,i don't mean to sound rude but waz only tryn to find out how long u been g@y.Looking for partner? check my profile pic and u will be disappointed because i dont look gay....sowie keep hunting ok? |
I have experimented with discussing latest trend in fashion,celebrity gossips and even funny stories but i get an "ok" at the end. |
valmunich: Usually, there's not always that 'something' that leads to the gist, some will just greet and after greetings the next line will be 'Any gist for me?' That's pretty shittyExactly what i am saying., i have observed that majority of girls that do that are boring and reserved |
MrCork: . .. gist? ... u enjoy gistin wit females?... Bro r u g@y? (no offense)I don't think u understand the post....ur opinion tho |
My girlfriend and some female friends are fond of this: In the middle of a conversation esp on social networks, they would tell to you to gist them. What kind of gist do these ladies expect? |
Culled from LIB Read journalist Femi Owolabi's incisive and different argument below... “If you do not know Nicholas Ibekwe, he is currently the most talked about Premium Times journalist who ‘exposed’ the bribery deal between popular Nigerian pastor, T.B Joshua and the journalists who went to his Synagogue Church of All Nation, where a collapsed building killed many. I have followed Nicholas’ tweets as they were consistently retweeted into my Twitter timeline. He is angry about many things; that Lagos Governor Fashola met with Joshua behind closed doors, and after the meeting, dodged reporters, and perhaps his most prioritized anger; how Joshua offered N50,000 bribe to each journalist at the press conference of September 14. He soon released a recording of the bribery deal he had alleged. And then, on the 23rd of September [yesterday], he eventually came out with his story: “Why I exposed T.B. Joshua for bribing journalists.” So, why did Nicholas publish the audio? “…when I woke up last Saturday morning and saw the picture of President Goodluck Jonathan shaking hands with a grinning TB Joshua with headlines like ‘Jonathan consoles TB Joshua,’ I said damn it! I couldn’t stomach this blatant impunity.” “Journalists shouldn’t be seen or heard telling the prime suspect they would write ‘just like you said’ after he offered to buy their consciences with N50, 000,” he also said.” “I hadn’t listened to the audio. But in Nicholas’ story published in Premium Times, the audio was reproduced. I reached for my earpiece and gave that audio a rapt attention. Four minutes or there about. Perhaps I didn’t get the real thing, I played it again. And then, again. Time wouldn’t allow me, I would have transcribed here. Only first-class thinkers would agree with me. That audio I listened to has nothing to do with a bribery deal. Wait, you can call for my head later. Go back to that audio and listen again! In the audio, we hear Joshua announcing some 750k; to be shared, 50k each to journalists, to fuel their car. Some ask questions about the issue at hand, and Joshua– in a tone that depicts sobriety– answers them. And, as they round off, Joshua asks, ‘So, what are you going to write?’ and they all laugh at what seem a sarcastic remark from Joshua. I laughed, too.” “In his story, however, Nicholas argued, “He clearly meant for the money to influence the reporting of the event, ‘So what are you going to write?’” he had asked. That makes it a bribe. Simple.’’ "Your head is in the air. Such is the problem when you are highly opinionated. By what logical conclusion do we pronounce that bribery?” “Let me quickly state that it is wrong for Governor Fashola and President Jonathan to be seen patting Joshua’s shoulder over the collapsed building that was largely his fault. And of course, this is not an attempt to write in defence of Joshua. If you care to know, I may soon renounce my membership of the Pentecostal movement, following many atrocities within this Movement that do not stand well with me.” “We are only stupid to assume 750k is money enough a bribe from T.B Joshua to hush journalists. The story was already in the mainstream media. I have watched NEMA PRO on Channels TV lamenting the difficulties they were having with T.B Joshua’s church authority. All had become clearer that there was illegal addition of storeys to the building which eventually resulted in the collapse. And even Joshua himself knows that the ‘hovering craft’ tale is not buyable. So, why exactly would he bribe journalists with 750k?” “What is my point? That 50k is appropriately called honorarium. If after the announcement of that 50k for journalists to fuel their car and that Nicholas had rejected, he was then called back to further negotiate an increase, then it becomes a bribe! They are desperate about hiding something! Oxford dictionary helps us with the definition of an honorarium: ‘A payment given for professional services that are rendered nominally without charge.’ T.B. Joshua is no fool to think 750k is okay to bribe journalists so the story is not exposed. That is simply honorarium, and it follows the tradition of the church.” “On the other hand, Oxford dictionary says this about bribe: ‘A sum of money or other inducement offered or given to bribe someone.’ Is Nicholas insinuating that 50k to fuel his car poses a bribery threat? Is it that Nicholas couldn’t have accepted that 50k and still go ahead to publish his investigative findings? When such honorariums are doled out, no journalist is held by any obligatory terms to accept. Depending on the circumstances surrounding the story, I, as a [freelance] journalist may accept or reject such honorarium. It would take the next lifetime to have me bribed so I won’t expose a story. If you decide to force the ‘honorarium’ on me, I will take it. I have a network of friends whose stomachs are an empty tank of beer. They will beer with that money and that story you are desperate in hiding from the public would have a smooth ride to the press.” “So, like Nicholas, if I were at the meeting with T.B Joshua, I would have rejected the honorarium offer. But, I will not refer to it as bribe.” “Well, bribery is a criminal offense. And if Nicholas insists this is a bribe deal, he shouldn’t hesitate in writing the lawyer, Femi Falana, on the need to take this case up.” “It is no news, that journalists in Nigeria are underpaid. Nicholas, in his story, admits this. According towww.payscale.com, a [USA] journalist earns an average salary of $36,834 per year. According to me, a Nigerian journalist’s pay in a year is around $6,000. It is not totally a bad pay. What is bad is the delay and irregularities in the payment. While I was covering Osun election, I interviewed an academic, Babatunde Bakare, at the Bowen University. I didn’t know him from anywhere. After the interview, he asked me how I was surviving as a journalist. I told him I have other things that I do that pay my bills. Even though I wasn’t seriously investigating any story, I was just seeking the opinion of an academic on the election, Babatunde felt obliged to give me something to support my transport and logistics. He would later tell me that until his recent appointment as an academic, he was a senior producer/scriptwriter for one of Africa’s largest TVs, AIT. And he wasn’t paid salary in the last ten months he had worked with AIT.” “I also stopped taking Sam Nda-Isaiah’s presidential ambition seriously the day I heard he owed his reporters at Leadership Newspaper, four month salary. It took a Twitter/Facebook protest to get Sam to bow to his employees’ demands. These delays, irregularities, underpayment, are not justifiable reasons to accept bribe. No, they are not. These reasons, however, justify the collection of an honorarium, such type that does not mean you should report a black story as white.” “Nicholas, then, advises journalists to ‘explore other related and legitimate means of making money like researching, writing, and editing reports for NGO…’ This is the silliest of all advices. Journalism is a professional job. The burden of researching, investigating a story, is already time consuming. News are time bound, and Nicholas risks his job with Premium Times if he fails to beat deadlines for the kind of ‘pending stories’ he mentions in his piece. I make money as a private academic researcher. The months I have more than two research jobs, I suspend my journalistic activities. And the day I become a full time journalist, I should resign as a researcher. Journalistic work is enough work to get enough pay if things were right.” “As I conclude, I should raise an issue. After the three day media/blogger interactive forum in Ekiti in February, participants were each offered 50k honorarium by the organizers. My name is Femi Owolabi. I received the N50,000 (of course it never influenced my subsequent criticisms. Many who also accepted the money had asked Governor Kayode Fayemi harsher questions during the forum and even wrote critically about his policies after we had left). However, Stanley Azuakola, the editor of The Scoop and Chinedu Ekeke, the editor of Ekekeee in their separate critical reports, revealed that they politely rejected the N50,000. Out of about thirty participants, Nicholas Ibekwe inclusive, I am yet to read of any other apart from Stanley, Chinedu and Stanley Achonu (the Operations Lead of BudgIT), who didn’t take that N50,000 honorarium. It is, therefore, logical to believe that Nicholas Ibekwe, who now accuses his fellow journalists of bribery when it was honorarium, received such in February in Ekiti.” “If he didn’t receive that money, here is my apology in advance.” |
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