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I got my first A in 1st semester 1st year,GS201 i had butterflies in my tummy.

Orimili ATATA
CHUKWU OKIKE
OGBA JIRI IGWE KPO YA NKU
THE ALL KNOWING GOD

The University of Nigeria, Nsukka
hereby invites candidates who made
her either their first or second
choice in the 2014 Universities
Tertiary Matriculation Examination
(UTME) and scored 180 or above for
screening.
The screening will be conducted at
the Nsukka campus of the University
as follows:
DAY ONE
DATE: Friday, August 8, 2014
MORNING
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AFTERNOON
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DAY TWO
DATE: Saturday, August 9, 2014
MORNING
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(including all candidates who applied
for Surveying & Geoinformatics)
AFTERNOON
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(including all candidates who applied
for Public Admin. & Local Govt.)
ONLINE PRE-REGISTRATION
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b) Online Pre-registration commences
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I went to the water at nachi because its near my aunt's place, d water according d story comes out once every 7yrs and stays for 2weeks..but the water was defiled and it stayed for 20yrs b4 it came out now...people troop to the place both for healing, sight-seeing etc wat amazes me is that they don't steal there i.e. I saw a lot of high quality gadgets near d water but thieves seemed to respect themselves, Gozie Okeke and Chinedu Nwadike visited dat same day so the water attracts prominent men n women in d society, still on the story, the site of the water is where nachi's shrine used to be located, during Yam festivals that's where masquerades prepare physically n spiritually before coming out...no healing took place the day i went buh i questioned one of the camera men who has a temporary stead there as the place yields 12-15k daily according to him, he said he has seen people that were sick been healed, d blind see, d lame walk, the deaf hear, mad men become sane...... For me i doubt the source of the healing power but what i like most about the stagnant water where all calibre of people wash i.e. Leprous pple, cancerous pple, women on mensis, pple wif craw-craw and a host of other deadly diseases is that it provided employment to people...i.e. Cyclists, okpa sellers, gallon sellers, photographers, motorists etc.

Lecturer Udegbunam- peace n conflict studies...Unn

“With the latest action, the Federal Government has shown that they are not committed to all they have been saying. We are saying that since we agreed at the meeting that the sum of 200billion is for 2012 and 2013 revitalisation,the Federal Government should deposit same in the Central Bank of Nigeria. We are already in November and December is around the corner. If they don’t do that now, when do they want to do it?. We are saying the non-victimisation clause should be included as agreed while the renegotiation of the 2009 agreement should be included as agreed with the presidents”.
“It is a pity if the Federal Government is not willing to perfect the resolutions reached with the union. This is why we find it difficult to trust our leaders by their words. How can someone be threatening to sack lecturers when universities are already short-staffed by almost 60,000. We are not in military era. The military tried it and failed. This one will fail again. They can re-open the school. ASUU did not shut down the universities. It was the school management that ordered the students to go back home.”

Do You Call Ur Dad "Old Man"?
Someone Called the Dad "Old man" and the
Man picked Offense.
Do U think it is Acceptable or Offensive to Call
Ones Dad "Old Man"?

A beautiful 3rd year female student friend of mine just told me this true story of hers in university yesterday.
Before the ASUU strike she was having this palava with a male lecturer from the department of Law in Uniben, and it's kinda hunting her cause when school resumes it's still gonna come back in her face!

It was 3 weeks before ASUU strike, the lecturer asked her for sex but she refused and also insulted the man right there in his office.
The lecturer called her back the next day and promised her that she won't graduate from the school until she pays for a hotel where he gonna have sex with her and after that she's gonna pay him 50,000 naira!

In her words: "I thought he was joking,cause it sounded so funny"
But since then, whenever she(Amaka) writes his exam she fails woefully! She failed his exam 3 times before she decided to go confront him.

She got into his office and met other male lecturers in there, she wanted to go back but the man asked her to state her mission. She complained and asked other lecturers to tell him to stop failing her!

She was so surprised when the other lecturers called her a 'fool' and asked her to do what the main man asked. According to her, She was lost at that moment. . .

She walked outta the office with anger and shame•••At the next exam, she hired a fifth year student from the same department to help her write the exam. She never knew this was her DOOM!

The guy got into the exam hall and started writing for Amaka in bliss TILL the lecturer began looking for her!
The lecturer knew how important the exam was to her and then he figured out that someone else must be sitting for her.

He walked around the hall looking for the impersonator, he later got to the guy's sit and GBAM! Caught him shocked He asked the guy to stand up . . Nwa guy started begging the lecturer not to create a scene or report this.

The lecturer asked him to go call the girl back in the hall! He rushed out and got back with Amaka, Amaka and the guy were so scared at that moment. . The lecturer then asked the boy to tell Amaka to do what he(The lecturer) asked her to do unless he's gonna report this to the school management which will end up expelling the two of them from the school!

Omo ehn, the guy knelt down and begged Amaka to please do whatever the lecturer has asked. . That his future lies in her hands cause he will be graduating this year crying...Amaka was so confused but she refused• luckily,the lecturer gave her a chance to go think about it. Amaka got back home to think about "it" until ASUU strike started.

The lecturer just called her on the phone yesterday about her decision. . She told him to wait till school resumes,Oga lecturer agreed.
After she cut the phone she broke down in tears, that's when I walked in and saw her crying i pleaded with her 4 long before she narrated the story.

I gave her advice like "report it to the school na"... but she said if she does that, it's still gonna be null cause she has no proof and it will look as if she wanna play him out plus the other lecturers will make sure she suffers!

What should she do?? I realy need safest solution 2 ensure her certificate n the impersonator too as she don't want dis old man called lecturer.

Baddest guy ever liveth

I'm 21. How do i know if my chick is not bleeping someone else. Inbtw i have had sex only 5 times with 5 different girls and lasted 5min approximately inside them without drugs or energy whatever hope its not a disorder and just excitement? No insults please from my xtian bro n sis.

So help me God

How many playstore we get? Laughing in swahili

And what if d BBM app doesn't hit the playstore? They said 7.00 Edt and its not there yet. abeg they get two playstore?

#space booked

Where is d bosom...mtcheew

Many people want this miracle. But God shows mercy to whom he wishes

If u no get gold tv or strong or dstv na u be naija wey no de updated...ivory coast vs Togo loading....85%

I regretted watching d match.... D defenders did understand each other...food for thought for keshi