₦airaland Forum

yemmit90:
To some of you siding this man thinking he is fighting vote buying, your eyes will clear when he finally destroyed Nigeria economy.

How on earth will you introduce this wicked policy in a society that almost all her entire citizens transacts physically.

Make 1000 and 500 a scarce commodity, let the highest denominations depense by ATMs be 200 notes or less. Impose high taxes and charges on heavy withdrawal and deposits. Encourage zero charges on all electronics transfers.

This will gradually discourage people from holding cash and opt for electronics transactions.

They are in their 60's but have never operated a business in their lives.
Even an individual that is traveling would need more 20k to eat and little tip. So I would be putting my card to buy blackmarket fuel (when the government wouldn't give me fuel at filling station?).

They have showed him his future.

Roboto11:
So he's not Fulani?

Richard Kingson we know. Who are you and what legacy can you ever leave for this continent?

Do anyone in your bloodline ever made it in a newspaper, and you have the audacity to express tribalism using the picture of someone that has brought positive impact to his nation?

Don't reply me without posting your picture, I know you are pretty so that wouldn't be a problem.

I love it. Ask it the write answer and it would quickly give answer in a respectable easy to understand natural language.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EhkGj9tImfI

CodeTemplar:
AI will soon start generating speeches for politicians and assignments for students.

It is very smart. I now use it to brainstorm. Help me with ideas. In 30 seconds (of Nigerian slow internet) it had steps that could be taken.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EhkGj9tImfI

One billion jobs are at risk worldwide (due to the capability of this AI). It can write in 1 minutes what would take an expert 10 minutes to think and another 20 minutes to write...


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EhkGj9tImfI

I had fun with it. Just ask the question and it would write the article. Use words like "How" and it would explain with lists.
This is actually GTP-3.5 and use information up to 2021... Next year, the updated GPT-4 would be witchcraft.
I wish it remains free and they just make money with ads. I asked it tactical military questions and it blew my mind.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EhkGj9tImfI

The AI gave you an intelligent answer without spelling error and it sounded like a human wrote it.

It doesn't have money and can't help you. May be ask it how people have made 5 million naira.

I have tested the AI and it is intelligent. Would give a 300 word answer within 30 seconds of me asking (even having a lists of steps I can take).


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EhkGj9tImfI

A big ass adult might have sit on it (at the lower edge.)

Hope they didn't collect their keys back after the photo?
It seems someone staged this with their personal car.

They tried (very much) but I was hoping they were giving out Techno Phones.

It might be accident (face hitting dashboard).

redeff06:
I am seriously suffering from schizophrenia. Even as I am typing this, I feel like crying because I am being tortured by the spirits of people I used to see Everytime, even all through the night. To me, I used to think that the problem was as a result of curses laid upon me by my family members. I used to be a private school Teacher not until I intentionally resigned because of the illness. Currently, I work as a "dumpster diver" in order to get little funds to feed myself daily because there's no financial support from anyone. Sometimes, I would not go to work whenever I feel the hallucinations is too disabling. Currently, I have no access to medical treatment because of no financial support.

I am using, this medium to ask for help from any caring hearts to reach out to me in any possible way. I need your financial support to treat and mange this problem. $1, $10, or $100 is not too small for me. Also, I need your prayer as well to strengthen my soul. Thanks, as I look forward to receiving help from you. My account details is as below:

Local bank transfer:
Account name: Uzo Michael Onoriode
Account number: 0041195236
Bank name: Union bank

International Bank transfer:
Account details
Bank name: First Century Bank
Bank address: 1731 N Elm St Commerce, GA 30529 USA
Routing (ABA): 061120084
Account number: 4029598476447
Account type: CHECKING
Beneficiary name:
UZO Onoriode

Where do you intend on getting 'treatment'?

Is it for real? You can download 100MB in a second?

It might be good for internet cafe or a compound filled with responsible users.

put it beside a ruler.

This is too brutal. You know it is an age thing.

AchichaMmuo:
Got the 1k notes today, looked very inferior and fake, the color is just too dull, no difference, just the color and texture change. Had to spend it immediately. The former notes are better.

It wasn't any design. Na shortcut, then Buhari release the money with limited ink (from Ghana).

oyeb15:
The money have to be low quality so as to discourage stocking it for long. Once your money begin to fade nobody go tell u to spend am or deposit it in bank

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The stupid Buhari must have given contract to the same people printing Ghana money so they just use the Ghanaian ink on old Nigerian plates.

ZombieTERROR:
Will the headslammers start killing?...
Because of another Danish press stupidity

that's the next question

Was that 2000 or 1999?
100+ people died in Jos because of Danish Cartoon.
Seems their media dislikes immigrants and musliams.

ManirBK:
God bless our best president ever Baba Buhari

That is a actor. Did you see one family member of Buhari there. Even when they are around, the stand at a distance because it is fearful to see the imposter.

Even the glasses is fake and just plan glass.

Hopefully next year this scam would end.

Hope bubu would sign-out march and not May or June?

BAD.

Keep people waiting during office hours. If you come one minutes after closing time, the would shut the gate.

What carried you to that shithole?

Caste system is worst than slavery and anyone that is comfortable seeing that level of inhumanity is a beast.

yesloaded:
If you want to withdraw 100k, my bank will only add 1pc of 1,000naira note while rest will be 99,000naira old note

They are too busy giving the new notes to politicians.

owobokiri:
The designs of those new notes look so pedestrian. No attempt to introduce some sophisticated appeals to the designs. Very bland. Looks like the labels you see in some Nigerian breads. Buharis in-law is the chairman of the Nigerian security and Minting Company. Only God knows what they're up to..

It is counterfeiters dream come true. They just need 3 inks.

MrBroke:
Their Problem, that shouldn't stop the country from moving forward. The problem with Nigeria is that we don't put the country first but our selfish interest is what we always have in mind

So 80% of the population should go to hell or find an alternative economy (because that is what would happen since trading is a must in all society)? 80% of our people can't use a pen, how would they operate an app or trust that you removed 1k from a card and not 10k?

The People are the country (that is the what that democracy is. With the so called "We The People" ).

El Salvador did the same thing with bitcoin and it failed.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EPAN26O6FtE

The Federal Government of Nigeria has declared December 26th and 27th as well as January 2nd, 2023 as public holidays to make the Christmas and New Year celebrations respectively. Interior Minister Rauf Aregbesola confirmed this in a statement signed by the ministry's permanent secretary Belgore Shuaib.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EPAN26O6FtE

The Federal Government of Nigeria has declared December 26th and 27th as well as January 2nd, 2023 as public holidays to make the Christmas and New Year celebrations respectively. Interior Minister Rauf Aregbesola confirmed this in a statement signed by the ministry's permanent secretary Belgore Shuaib.

I assume you are Yoruba so seniority is taken serious based on culture (please it is not an insult, I know we are on Nairaland and it can be interpreted wrongly).

Go off campus or change room with your mate that is not a cultist (don't jump from frypan to fire).

A time would come that they would not sweep and you can't beat them or they expel you. The only advantage is all these 16 and 17 years old are usually computer wizard that are happy to do things for you FREE of charge.

Find a place, put matrass on the ground, small, small you would buy everything in one year.

meobizy:
How does squeezing make any difference? How does it also account for squeezing the old Naira notes as recent as last week?

If you squeeze fake note, the paper would deteriorat so badly that it would be obvious it's fake. Real note would still look intact.

If cause we abuse naira notes. As someone said, he has never seen a rough dollar note so maybe, if the naira had the value of 40k, they would treat it with more respect.