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What if they were still alive? They would have been money beasts

Because your girlfriends have been leaving you doesn't mean you can come here and put fear and aparthy in people....
There are still loyal girls out there....

I stay in Asaba (Around Koka) and I haven't been working for a while since I was relieved of my duties in a bet9ja shop I was working due to the corona virus outbreak, Please I am in need of a job because I have shared and it feels like I can't find one and I hate staying at home idle..

Bb naija, lemme not say anything sef

Contact bobrisky Asap

God knows best... RIP to the death..

My Love for this two actors knows no bound

This people should release this boy for us na....

Nice

I have only eaten them in Salad

dyfaze:
I am using note 9s .
6gb ram /128gb ROM
5020mah battery..
So far.. I don't have any regrets buying this phone..
Infact base on my recommendation, like 3 pple have bought the phone

how much did u buy it?
And wat is the camera megapixel?

MrBrownJay1:
short for a simpleton... aka a mumu, an ignorant fool (especially around women).

Chai, this one strong...
Thanks..

MrBrownJay1:
bro, the mere fact that she called you a "simp" should be the moment you walk away from this deluded woman.... trying to still A) be in contact with this animal or B) trying to make sense to this useless/disrespectful woman, MAKES YOU A SIMP!

whats the point of seducing or bedding such deluded good for nothing woman? your ego is in the way of your common sense bro!

What is a SIMP pls

Stevyne:
Yes

How much do u think it will cost me.... Brand new and london used??

Stevyne:
Its all boils down to the processor and processing speed. Core i5 Core i7
HP, Dell, Lenovo are okay

So if i wanna buy, i shud tell dem i want a core i5 or core i7 HP laptop??

Stevyne:
Message my whatsapp line. Its on the Advert

I dont use Whatsapp... Gimme a run down of the best Laptop I shud get.... I dont use the green app

Stevyne:
Well HP Dell are okay. Just make sure the processor and processing speed are topnotch

How do I know if it is top notch?? Lecture me pls...

What laptop shud i get for a smooth run of programming??

obembet:
This is my own take, Best player of the season: Kevin De assist Bruyne, no arguments here. Manager of the season: Jürgen Klopp, took his team from losing the EPL by 1point last year to winning their first EPL title in 30years. Breakthrough player of the season: Mason Greenwood, no much to say that hasn't been said but 17 Goals in your debut season before 18 years, United has a gem. Signing of the season: Bruno Fernandes, came in January and delivered continuously. Goal of the season: Heung Min Son aka SON---ALDO solo against Burnley, Games of the season: There were a lot of great games but I will go with these ones; Wolves 3:2 Manchester City with Adama Traoré havoc, Sheffield United 3:3 Manchester United, Southampton 0:9 Leicester City that equalled the biggest away win in history then Watford 3:0 Liverpool ending the reds Unbeaten run. Moment of the season: Jesse Lingard scoring the last goal of the EPL season

If anyone arques with you, its either the person doesn't know football or he is not just a fan of EPL...
You nailed it...

Stephenomozzy:
Are you married?

Did you read my explanation on each point? Trust me Bro, I have found one and she's proven to be a gem too.

But she's not perfect.. Neither is your woman.
Pessimism is unfair to one's self, but optimism must be realistic.

People only show you the part of themselves they want you to see. Pressure can push people to let out some of their demons. So don't call someone a saint when they've not been tried by life itself

Honestly speakinq, I see sense In ur write up but this particular babe has just been exceptional over the years but I won't say she's perfect, no one is...
Thanks for schooling me..
Anyways, I am not married...

Stephenomozzy:
You're either living in denial or they're in pretense or you have not really known them on a personal level to reach a conclusion as you have just made now.

Trust me, just like you.....I have a tendency to see the MORE of the good in people, however that shouldn't stop us from being objective with the reality of certain things that pertain to humans and their personality. You can't really know a person completely. Unless you have some as your personal social experiment

Maybe 7 is an exaggeration. but at least 4 out of the 12.

[1] Which woman doesn't really like money? (It could be in form of career, business, et al)
[2] Women are humans, yes, when she's pissed off she would raise her voice; even though she doesn't mean it; but the heat of the moment can make her do that.
[3] Some women don't see any logical backing behind using their partner's picture as a wallpaper; it doesn't mean they love you less. That's just their way.
[4] Different people have varying levels of financial maturity. Women also have needs....usually trivial, but some vital ones cost more than men are willing to accept. Not talking about the overly materialistic ones tho.
[5] Different people see "cheating" in different ways. It does not only mean having sex with another. To some it could be emotional cheating. No lie....men and women cheat emotionally at different times. Fidelity is not letting it get into sex or ruining your union.

et al

You mean I can't know someone completely for over 5 years now?? Or can one pretend for 5years??
I have known my Gf for over five years now, and she is not found wanting in any of the above listed things....
So truly, there are women like that all over the world but maybe you have not found one, I have found one and I am blessed....

Stephenomozzy:
Lol...exactly.


Meanwhile, OP......There's no woman who will not atleast tick a perfect 7 of the things you listed above. The thing is just compromise; you're not perfect yourself. So you just gotta hold on to someone who you can tolerate their excesses. Because everyone has excesses (baggage)

I strongly disaqree with u on this one....
I have seen lots of women that can't do any of the above listed thinqs... I mean they can't even do one...

pcguru1:
I will be very honest, I am heavily drowned in work, But I can send mails and tell you where to learn and respond to your questions via mail, maybe one day I can arrange something on Zoom incase anyone is interested

No problem sir, thank you for your time...

pcguru1:
Sure maybe I will create a thread here assuming Seun doesn't block me cuz of links , I noticed I get asked alot that question

Sir, dont be offended, I want u to lecture me on directly...
Hope M nt asking for too much..

pcguru1:
A year or 2 because I was reading everyday for 2 years , I held myself back from applying , do a mini project and start applying from there. No do todo app o, build something reasonable and it will be easy convincing employers.

I just wish i had someone to gimme a run on everything i need to know wuthout leaving anything out cus i really have passion for web development and i want to pursue a career from next year but i dont just know how to go about the whole thing, can you help me pls?

pcguru1:
my boss knows am on Nairaland , however mentioning pay scale is a tricky and touchy topic. it cost me nothing to tell you, you can personally i'd tell you not on a public forum. even of my staff had an article written on him on techcabal a very touching topic, and the company we worked for was mentioned, it was a serious issue. 120/130k hmmmm that's not bad it depends on your experience and relevance to the company. but then again you would get better in Konga/Andela but i never take jobs because of how much i can earn but what type of experience i can gain from the company. If not i'd be working for Andela. Experience with hardcore tools matter to me, you can never have enough money anyway.

Pls how long did you learn programming before being employed??

The brought down the price so it looks marketable.. Rubbish phone...

Osyxcel:
Either Man.Utd loses or not, all Chelsea need is a draw and they'll finish 4th.

Man utd also need a draw to qualify... So i see chelsea n Man utd mking top 4

Kennydoc:
If Man U wins, Chelsea will still finish top 4. If Man U and Chelsea draw, Chelsea will still make it.

I am a man utd fan buh wud love to see chelsea make top 4 too... Wetin leicester de find sef

Kennydoc:
What are you saying? Chelsea and Man U are already on same point (63) but Man U is above cos of goal difference. If Chelsea draws with Wolves and Man U loses to Leicester, that will be 64 points for Chelsea and 63 for Man U.

Very true.. Buh the question is "Will man utd lose??"

Is this the team that will face bayern munich??

I will vote if I am qiven airtime, shekina...