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Jobs/VacanciesRe: Efcc Recruitment by fail: 1:50pm On Aug 14, 2023
please do you know their zonal office in Abuja planning to go there now
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Close this thread by fail: 8:39am On Aug 11, 2023
Nwanyiogwashi please I have to just message you on this dead thread, I really need your help anyone you give I will be truly grateful and contented.

Please don't let me cry for help be in vain and void.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Make Online Online by fail(op): 4:15pm On Oct 23, 2021
Money earned this week from the platform.
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Hurry before it closes
Say no to poverty and start working online and earn confidently.

BusinessRe: Make Money Online by fail(op): 4:15pm On Oct 23, 2021
Money earned this week from the platform.
You can crosscheck with the date and time.
Hurry before it closes
Say no to poverty and start working online and earn confidently.

Jobs/VacanciesRe: Make Online Online by fail(op): 3:58pm On Oct 23, 2021
Evidence of payment received weekly in my payoneer account

BusinessRe: Make Money Online by fail(op): 3:56pm On Oct 23, 2021
Evidence of payment received weekly in my payoneer account

BusinessRe: Make Money Online by fail(op): 3:52pm On Oct 23, 2021
class starts by 8pm
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Jobs/VacanciesMake Online Online by fail(op): 7:23pm On Oct 22, 2021
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BusinessMake Money Online by fail(op): 7:15pm On Oct 22, 2021
A new Platform that pays you to train their machine which pays in dollar is now available to Nigerians.
If you are interested to learn, follow me on my telegram channel: /makemoneynaija
NYSCRe: My Nysc Camp Experience At Mani In Katsina State. by fail(op): 9:08am On Dec 26, 2020
So, the camp director, introduces himself as Alex, so he taught us how to recite the NYSC anthem. The funniest thing was that he was reading it from a piece of paper. The anthem goes like this:
Youth Obey the Clarion call
Let us lift our nation high
Under the sun or in the rain
With dedication and selflessness
Nigeria is ours, Nigeria we serve.

We then moved to the gate for the covid-19 screening, see as guys dey cry... The experience is not a funny thing I swear. The RDT test where something like a stick is been inserted into your nose till passes through your eye socket and reaches your brain after it will be twisted to scoop some droplet and remove through your nostril. By default, your eyes go automatically turn red. So when it got to my turn, I meet my polytechnic friend who I didn't remember anymore (got this issue of remembering people faces). The corp member administering the test I greeted her like my life depend on her, how was her night, hope she slept well, that did she ate a good meal? All this greeting didn't stop her from making my eyes turn red oooo. Waiting patiently for the corp member to call out my test result negative. After waiting tirelessly for 2hrs+ with some of my colleagues saying I have been tested positive the corp member called my name to get my result that it was negative. Finally, a huge sign of relief.
Headed straight to the registration centre to continue my registration submitted my school document and other documents like school ID card, green card, Call-Up letter. Registration went smoothly and was given a form to fill to open a bank account and I was assigned to platoon one. Chai.....
Went to my platoon officer to get my NYSC kits and submitted some documents.
When it was 4 pm we were called for the parade again chai getting worn out already from all this stress. Man pikin no like wahala oooo. We were taught pree shun, stand at ease, stand ease, raise, left, right, left, right, about turn, remove headdress, and other like that. At 6 pm the bilge sounded again and we were told to stand still that Nigeria wants to sleep. After that, we headed back to our various hostel to get some rest.
Still don't understand how people still muster the strength to go for runs in the camp after all the drilling and exercise. Maybe am just a lazy Nigeria Youth.
NYSCMy Nysc Camp Experience At Mani In Katsina State. by fail(op): 7:12am On Dec 26, 2020
Okay....., I have been seeing thread lately about people nysc experience at different camps, so I decided to pen down my own experience in my little way...
Rewind to November 2020 after missing out from the first batch, was anxious to resume can't wait for all those sides talk to end about why I haven't been mobilized. In short, I was tired of explaining countless time to people why I haven't obeyed the clarion call. So after all the lobbing and begging to be posted to Abuja, when I saw my call up letter, it read KATSINA. You could have seen the priceless shock on my face like WTF. Why in Zeus name would they send me up north after schooling 5 years in the north.
Wrapping up the ninetieth minute brought a with rubber shoe, some socks, shirt and shorts.
Fast forward to on the 3rd of December, 2020. When I was supposed to resume did I mention I just went to a government hospital and paid the sum of N1000 only and my certificate of medical fitness was ready? God, I just love Nigerians.
Got to Zuba park and entered a bus straight to Katsina, after pricing we agreed on N3000 luckily for me I meet a PCM who was also en route to the same camp as mine named Chigozie which latter became NHCIF President. So after the stress and moving from one bus to another we finally arrive at the "Home of Hospitality" around 6 pm.
So, when we got to the first camp gate, the security men checked our Call-Up latter cos they have been mixed up by most PCM by going to the wrong camp. After that, we moved the second gate and was asked if we had any contraband item with us. We simply said no and that's all. Then those corps members administering the covid-19 test where not around, then we moved straight to the registration hall, then I meet most of my school mate mehn we were damn much in Katsina camp that I couldn't believe my eyes. Quickly he told us to book a hostel space before continuing the registration sharply after getting a nice place I moved back and we where told that we have to be cleared from the dreaded blah blah blah virus before continuing the registration that the NYSC scheme wants to make sure........ We all know where this story goes.
So, my first shocker in the camp came at the Mami market where I intended in getting something to eat before I sleep. The food served was just pepper garnished with rice immediately I said this chef must be a Yoruba person and my guess wasn't far fetched. After the food, I didn't know that they were dishing out yam and sauce while I was busy battling with Yoruba pepper. Got to my bunk and lay down to get some sleep. Immediately after 4 am we heard to bilge some PCM were already dressed in their white and white for my mind I say na this kind people dey put person for trouble ooooo. Do they still carry Dem over sabi attitude enter camp? Nothing wey person no go see for Katsina state.
Then the soldiers arrived, a soldier named "Olaitan" usually say this phrase which every corp member now made their daily song "I swear to God" if I meet u there, your white will turn to brown.
After rushing down to the pavilion I got to knew we were called out for our early morning meditation. I still dressed in my house wears were told to stay one side, to me it was a huge sign of relief cos we were told to continue our registration after the early morning meditation so no parade for us yippee
CrimeRe: Blasphemy: I Am Ready To Sign Death Warrant Says Ganduje by fail: 8:33pm On Aug 27, 2020
GanDollar!!! After all the dollars you stuff into your babariga. U don sharp sharp go buy biro to sign his death warrant.
Shame on you big time.
BTW Kano citizens can't afford to buy rice
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Vacancy For Solar Engineer by fail: 9:49am On Aug 11, 2020
Do you accept intern? I am willing to learn please
BusinessRe: Covid-19- Poor Organization At Polaris Bank, Shomolu Lagos State by fail: 1:45pm On May 05, 2020
The worst is yet to come to lagosian. Today if u see different type of face mask eeehn. It is better u no even use any face mask self.
PhonesRe: Cheapest Iphone Has A More Powerful Processor Than The Most Expensive Android by fail(op): 2:56pm On Apr 23, 2020
ikh777:
YES. it has more POWER OF IGNORANCE than the most expensive android....


Like you are not aware that android can do MORE in every capacity than IOS.



Besides, check google and you will see that they have been exposed already, whenever a new IPHONE comes out, the previous ones are SLOWED DOWN DELIBERATELY
Oga we are talking about processor please.
Snapdragon has failed and Android should look for a better processor.
If u read the post they also talk about multi threading
PhonesCheapest Iphone Has A More Powerful Processor Than The Most Expensive Android by fail(op): 2:49pm On Apr 23, 2020
Apple has updated the little iPhone SE for 2020, and even an Android fan has to see that it's a great phone at an even greater price of $399 for the base model. It's essentially an iPhone 8 with one big difference: it has Apple's A13 Bionic chip buried inside. And that's a big deal for a number of reasons.

I expect that some people are going to tell me about single thread versus multi-threaded performance and how the A13 GPU isn't that great or how iPhones have much lower resolution screens so the chips don't have to work as hard. All this is true, but another thing is true: the A13 is a stronger chip than the Snapdragon 865 for daily use in every category — we've seen this applied in real life in the iPhone 11 already. The only area it misses out is 5G, and that's because Apple just doesn't care about 5G yet. (The rumored iPhone 12 will almost certainly have a Qualcomm 5G chipset inside, for what it's worth.)

Nerdy things like CPU threads aside, you'll notice how well the new iPhone SE performs when you use it. Everything in a modern smartphone from web browsing to camera performance to less-used things like AR depends on the processor. You need to crunch numbers really fast if you want your phone to respond really fast. The $399 iPhone SE will be able to do these things faster than the new OnePlus 8 Pro or the Samsung Galaxy S20+.

Source: https://www.androidcentral.com/cheapest-iphone-has-more-powerful-processor-most-expensive-android-phone?amp
BusinessRe: Fire Guts CBN Office In Jos by fail: 9:53pm On Apr 21, 2020
Nigeria year of fire in stealing money. Can't wait to hear how many millions was burnt during the fire outbreak.
Singing....
Fire fire in our country country give me plenty water make I quench the fire.
CrimeRe: Letter To '1 Million Boys' By Mushin Area Boys by fail: 9:16am On Apr 20, 2020
Mtchw Youth of nowadays na only violence Dem Sabi too much of movies and unrealistic expectations.
The society has failed us. It high time we rebuild the society right from the scratch

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