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ahsekeena:
Before nko Wetin she wan talk




He can't compare old baba with a 30yr old when it comes to it.

I don't get it, is the baba better than a 30year old man?

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Fuji Maestro Alhaji Kollington Ayinla, popularly referred
to as Kebe N Kwara, has always been a big bag of tricks
that is as unpredictable, as sweet as the beautiful music
he plays. In the 1980s when he was at his prime, news of
his sexual escapades were always in the air and instead of
it bothering him, he actually reveled in it.
25 years down the line, it doesn’t appear he is slowing
down as his young wife who now lives with him
confessed to one of our reporters that the acclaimed
‘General’ of Fuji is as hot in bed as ever.
The said reporter had gone to interview the ‘Baba Alatika’
as he is called in some quarters, at his Alagbado
residence and found him to be in good health and of
delightful disposition. Throughout the interview session,
he was said to be of good cheer and took on questions
with candour, even though, he took exceptions to
answering some sensitive ones which he perceived as
sheer effrontery to his private life. Nonetheless, he was a
consummate host, our reporter claimed he would want
to visit him again.
It was while the lively interview was going on when his
wife, simply called Hajia showed up clad in the
conventional veil the Muslims call Hijab. On sighting
her,the reporter invited her to join in the conversation
but her reply nearly knocked her off the chair she was
sitting.
“Please leave me alone for now, Alhaji has just reduced
me to near nothing in bed”, she said, obviously revealing
they just had sex.
Like a shark, it was a smell of blood to our reporter, who
went for the kill by asking her if the Fuji Maestro is still
very active in bed at his age. “ Please leave me alone, this
man can kill in bed. I don’t want to talk about it” she
replied and retired into the inner rooms, looking truly
worn out.


http://www.vanguardngr.com/2015/08/at-62-kollington-still-hot-in-bed-says-young-wife/

Cc lalasticlala

redgem:
I don't even ask my man for money..... And its no big deal for a lady to ask a guy for a loan.... Guys ask ladies also

loan with interest or no interest?.........giving a girl money is the worse investment ever!

A man can give his wife normal!

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Cutehector:
lol... Its just dah I'v been frndzoned so I got to knw all these tricks... Ladies are heartless

no

Girls are heartless (between 16-25 ) they have nothing to loose than their virginity which most trade for money.


Ladies are semi-heartless ( between 25-35) they drop shakara small and tricks because they are probably loosing their prime and they need a husband desperately.


Women- you know that one.

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questionaire

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MrsChima:
(Reading and sh1tting)

yeah nigerians!!!

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WTF


I can't wait to watch kingtom woo ishilove.....this is going be fascinating!

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ladyboss1 darling

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ladyF:
But u say 10 tins?

no difference between 10 and 4 nah......I'm sure you don't know calculus

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LadyBoss1:
Falconey baby .. ..

hi darling.........hmmmmm make I no come carry this course.


Darling I have one exam in 2hours time more than 400pages.......I pray I'm still alive after the exam

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Donpeak:
big fat lies

uh?

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what She rob NNPC?

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classicB:
You become emotionally attached to the guy especially if you are serious about each other, that is the only thing that changes

experience

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AlienStar:
It will neva mk fp!! dnt say i didn't warn u ooo!

I know

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favourmic:
Asee rubbish find something better to say...

coming from a genius

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chymystique:
Waiting for seven things that changes when you lose your virginity



•yawn§•

problem?

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One thing to know is that, having sex will never
change you as a person and several others things
about your relationship status will never change
after you lose your virginity. Holly Riordan of All
Women Stalk lists a few things that never changes
about you after having sex for the first time:

(1) Your body:

If you haven’t already broken your
hymen by playing sports, then your “cherry is going
to pop” when you have sex for the first #time.
However, other than that, your #body isn’t going to
change at all. Your vagina acts like a rubber band, so
it isn’t going to become loose after you have sex.
Your body will #look the same as it always did, so
there’s no reason to be afraid of “ruining” it. Your

(2) Your value:

You might’ve been taught that
pure women are more valuable than sexually active
#women.
However, losing your virginity doesn’t make you
more or less attractive, and it certainly doesn’t make
you more or less valuable. You’re still the same
person, so your value hasn’t gone up or down.

(3) The way others view you:

You’re not going to be
shunned by society after having sex. You’re not
going to become the most popular kid in school
after having sex, either. After all, no one will even
know that you’re sexually active unless you or your
#partner tells them. That means you’ll be viewed the
same way as you always were.

(4) Your feelings:

After you have sex with someone,
your feelings for them probably won’t change. If
anything, they’ll end up becoming more intense. So
if you want to sleep with a #guy in order to get over
him, it’s not a great idea. If you liked him before you
had sex, you’ll only end up liking him even more
after you have sex.

(5) Your morals:

As long as you’re completely ready
(and old enough) to deal with the repercussions of
having sex, you shouldn’t feel bad about losing your
virginity. Being sexually active doesn’t mean that
you’re immoral. Stealing, cheating, and using drugs
are all worse crimes. If having mature, protected sex
is the worst thing that you’re doing, you can give
yourself a pat on the back.

(6) Your personality:

Having sex might boost your
confidence, but it’s not going to change you into an
entirely different person. You’re still you. So don’t
expect your life to change after sleeping with
someone. For the most part, #things will stay
exactly the same as they always were.

(7) relationship status:

You should never sleep with
someone in the hopes that they’ll end up dating you
after the fact. Unfortunately, some #men are only
interested in sex.
While sleeping with a guy could potentially change
your #relationship, it probably won’t. So don’t
assume that he’ll suddenly love you if you take your
clothes off for him. If he doesn’t like you before you
sleep together, he won’t like you after you sleep
together.


http://nigeriatodaygist..com/2015/08/7-things-that-doesnt-change-when-you.html

Cc lalasticlala

wondeful!

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he is right!

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Iddiot:
sir??

only a courageous man or a potential president of nigeria could use such moniker.

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they are always confused.

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he is right! Bad experience dude!



*Now back to my nairaland self* lucky you! You serviced 5 girls at once? You are a legend!!!!

That should be me ofcourse with 3 bottles of orijin but not 5girls ,3 is OK I'm not ready to die!

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Iddiot:
iranu

iddiot!

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Gurgle:
A mixture of both

An outgoing person who can enjoy quiet moments

Or just a quiet guy

this is the right statement when someone is choice confused!

Is he like a cup of tea or chemical?

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chai!! See what punny caused!

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he is right!

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all of above

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