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Romance › Re: If I Dey With Girl My Preek No Dey Stand by falconey(m): 9:17am On Jan 04, 2018

[color=#7000BC] I don't belong here [/color]

Celebrities › Re: Wizkid To Perform At Coachella Festival Alongside Beyonce, Eminem, Others by falconey(m): 3:09pm On Jan 03, 2018

ingloriousone:
THE NAIRALAND MODZ ARE MAD

SAY NO TO THEIR TERROR NEXT TIME THEY BAN YOU ILLEGALLY FLOOD HERE WITH GAY PORN

[color=#7000BC] HOE GAY! [/color]

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Education › Re: After Four Years In The University, No Certificate From Two Siblings by falconey(m): 2:30pm On Jan 03, 2018*

[color=#7000BC] Not surprised, the country is shit! [/color]

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Romance › Re: 16 NAIRALAND PROPHECY 2018 by falconey(m): 8:08pm On Jan 01, 2018

[color=#7000BC] 16 is no more possible don't you think? [/color]

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TV/Movies › Re: What's Your Most Anticipated Movie Of 2018? by falconey(m): 4:56pm On Jan 01, 2018

[color=#7000BC] AVENGERS, DEADPOOL, AQUAMAN AND SPIDERMAN, that's all.[/color]

Romance › Re: Don’t Panic Whatsapp Has Shut Down by falconey(m): 8:06pm On Dec 31, 2017

[color=#7000BC] Perhaps they are doing 2018 upgrading.[/color]

Romance › Re: Whatsapp Is Down!!!! by falconey(m): 8:05pm On Dec 31, 2017

[color=#7000BC] Same here [/color]

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Romance › Re: Key Events That Happened Here On Da Romance Section In 2017 by falconey(m): 7:46pm On Dec 31, 2017

richythePH:
now you know fam

been with the reds since the time of torres.........

wbu.......friend or foe?

[color=#7000BC] Being a Liverpool fan since I were in my father's genital, however I officially became a kopite in 2005 after the historic instanbul win.[/color]

Romance › Re: Key Events That Happened Here On Da Romance Section In 2017 by falconey(m): 7:37pm On Dec 31, 2017

richythePH:
make i derail my own thread small

fact still remains in the end we won while una draw

now no lukaku, no ibrahimovic = no body to throw the ball forward to again like una like to do

plus rashford suck as a top 9 cos he's a born natural winger...........who wan con dey play 9 una

[color=#7000BC] I didn't know you are a Kop. [/color]

Romance › Re: Doctors Release Top Objects That Have Been Removed From Women's Vagina by falconey(m): 12:49pm On Dec 29, 2017*

[color=#7000BC] That's U.S survey, naija version doctors will remove:

Half cucumber
half candle
broken nails(from fingering)
#30 naira gold cycle
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Romance › Re: How Can I Get Her Laid? by falconey(m): 12:25pm On Dec 29, 2017

leefrak9:
oga e no go work....2 fuckin years n meanwhile anoda guy dy use d gyal stone ground steady

[color=#7000BC] It's not a manual to getting laid, it's a preposition. In the op's settings No girl will see a guy drop a condom without deducing he wants coitus_. however, She holds the card for the act to happen or otherwise.

with that being said, how can you tell she's being used? you probably infer she isn't celibate during the years.[/color]

Romance › Re: How Can I Get Her Laid? by falconey(m): 12:12pm On Dec 29, 2017

MrSavage:
Hi Guys,
I need your help.
Been Spending money on this girl for 2 years now and i haven't seen pant. Taken to choice resturants buying her gifts and all that still all i hear is i love you for mouth. now i get my chance after a late night show she slept over at my place and she is still here am thinking hard how can i get her laid because now this girls would be shouting rape on any small thing. And i am a gentle man at least let me collect small dividend.

Abeg advice

[color=#7000BC] Get a condom in your pocket, act like you wanna take something from the pocket and drop it in front of her, her facial expression will give you the answer. [/color]

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Romance › Re: Thread For All Those Still Single In 2017: What's The Way Forward? by falconey(m): 11:07am On Dec 29, 2017

GAMEFACE:
why? Would you do same for Instagram and Facebook?

[color=#7000BC] I am not an advocate of social media love sir not just nairaland. [/color]

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Romance › Re: Thread For All Those Still Single In 2017: What's The Way Forward? by falconey(m): 10:59am On Dec 29, 2017

Preetiex:
the internet never forgets,wen u start gushing about a NL lady,we will be here

[color=#7000BC] Let me correct your misconception, You mean "gush" over a nairaland girl's profile pic or e-personality? hell no I don't do that.

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Romance › Re: Thread For All Those Still Single In 2017: What's The Way Forward? by falconey(m): 10:56am On Dec 29, 2017

ladyinred:
Reasons Why You're Still Single
1. You're too petty
2. You're a small boy with an overinflated ego
3. Your brain is very small
4. You're actually quite stupid
5. You're so ugly, it should be a disability.
6. You're a Monkey.

[color=#7000BC] Son, no one requests for your traits. kindly redirect your life frustration to another direction.[/color]

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Romance › Re: Thread For All Those Still Single In 2017: What's The Way Forward? by falconey(m): 10:52am On Dec 29, 2017

safarigirl:
so, you no fit find girls around you?

[color=#7000BC] This must be a rhetorical question cus if I couldn't it vehemently contradicts my premise antagonising social media match. [/color]

Romance › Re: Any Lady Who Have Sex With A Guy Below 16 Must Be Jailed For 25years by falconey(m): 7:17pm On Dec 27, 2017

[color=#7000BC] Must be devastating for him, meanwhile I was molested at young age as well (13) but j enjoyed mine. [/color]

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Romance › Re: What Does Sex Take Away From A Woman? by falconey(m): 6:30pm On Dec 27, 2017

ibkayee:
It should just be something consenting adults enjoy together tbh but a lot of guys put them in this position of power, whether it's by slut shaming, acting like you can't live without it and going to drastic lengths for it etc

[color=#7000BC] Don't mind us it's nature, our sexual threshold is lofty and we tend to be less cynical when it happens.[/color]

Romance › Re: Pick Just One by falconey(m): 6:13pm On Dec 27, 2017

[color=#7000BC] I could use B right now, my babe is outa town and my tank is full. I'm gonna fuck_ that hoe till my balls dry out. [/color]

Romance › Re: After 67 Years Of Staying Together The Now Wed In Kenya by falconey(m): 11:09am On Dec 27, 2017

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One thing is certain living together as man and wife, the man will be half the man he use to be and her? Twice the woman she use to be.

Look at him in crutches, it saddens me.

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Romance › Re: Chilling 'tired And Weak' After Wizkid Concert Last Night - Photos by falconey(m): 9:39am On Dec 27, 2017

OmniSparrow:
You that looks like someone that was used for sacrifice is still talking?

[color=#7000BC] Lwkm coming from a low self esteem ugly daft, I would have ask for yours but I wanna save nairalanders from the horror of seeing a walking dead.

Now go fuck_ yourself son, you've been noticed. [/color]

Romance › Re: Thread For All Those Still Single In 2017: What's The Way Forward? by falconey(m): 10:33pm On Dec 26, 2017

Jodha:
Am I the reason for yhur life's frustration... Am I the one that made yhu a street nuisance...common agbero..hoodlum..hooligan ...pickpocket.. At the age of 37?

Am I the one that made even the least of girl's reject yhu?

Free me and face yhur village pipu jare...

[color=#7000BC] you no go sleep with those turning garri legs? hahaahhahaa if I wan laugh na to check your d.p.

I can't diss you, that will be preying on the less privilege.[/color]

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Romance › Re: Thread For All Those Still Single In 2017: What's The Way Forward? by falconey(m): 10:22pm On Dec 26, 2017

Jodha:
Idiot yhu don send yhur mama wey dey village money... Yhuve had enough mentions and attention from me for just one day....kindly skedaddle...

As for that punk iamJ ...with yhur fat nose...yhu no go limi...

[color=#7000BC] If that's natural not caused by hunger you should sue your parents!

Damn!!!!! no kidding even if my spirit slap you you go die![/color]

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Romance › Re: Thread For All Those Still Single In 2017: What's The Way Forward? by falconey(m): 10:18pm On Dec 26, 2017

iamJ:
well ke, she will float oooo those bones, weight nothing

[color=#7000BC] hahhahahhahaha Jude o hahaahhahaa see as she look like person wey her life remain 1bar.

See bones everywhere, if na fasting go make people make heaven, looking like that. I sure say God no go say make she fast.
Na free pass

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Romance › Re: Thread For All Those Still Single In 2017: What's The Way Forward? by falconey(m): 10:09pm On Dec 26, 2017

iamJ:
checked ur dp, the irony

[img]http://2.bp..com/-p9whylrqliM/Ud3R74x6NnI/AAAAAAAAN0A/nhChnQ6LnCw/s1600/adam-levine.gif[/img]

[color=#7000BC] Jude seriously free the girl na when I see her pics na him I decide not to diss her, I come even dey pity, even dey think to send her money to eat.

I free am I no want situation whereby people go start say na falconey_ diss make jodha enter well.[/color]

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Romance › Re: Thread For All Those Still Single In 2017: What's The Way Forward? by falconey(m): 10:05pm On Dec 26, 2017

MYNDnoGETSENSE:
If u av a bad character nd ur a virgin.....I will gladly accept u

[color=#7000BC] Lwkm hahaahhahaa, you Dey find virgin for nairaland? he just be like say you Dey find dog meat inside Alfa food. [/color]

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Romance › Re: Thread For All Those Still Single In 2017: What's The Way Forward? by falconey(m): 10:01pm On Dec 26, 2017

Jodha:
Big boy... The only person that's gonna hurt is yhu...if yhure scared of this "little girl"... It's awk i get that a lot...

Now run along... Lil chicken...

[color=#7000BC] Lol if I start with even mynd44 go Dey give me "likes" [/color]

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Romance › Re: Thread For All Those Still Single In 2017: What's The Way Forward? by falconey(m): 9:53pm On Dec 26, 2017

Jodha:
Corrected...

Vulgar idiot...

[color=#7000BC] I don't wanna hurt you little girl. Trust me it's for your own good. decease!

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Romance › Re: Thread For All Those Still Single In 2017: What's The Way Forward? by falconey(m): 9:47pm On Dec 26, 2017

emusmithy:
I understand you bro.

That's the online facade I'm talking about.
They pose to be defensive and strong but MOST TIMES, they're just weak. Trying so hard so you won't see that part.

[color=#7000BC] Poor defense mechanism, you of all guys should know first impression matters when dealing with opposite sex be it the ones you like or otherwise.

bunch of them are bad at that. [/color]

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Romance › Re: Thread For All Those Still Single In 2017: What's The Way Forward? by falconey(m): 9:42pm On Dec 26, 2017*

jesusdiedLOL:
I swear,,,I pity that dude wey go fall for their scam

[color=#7000BC] Lwkm you no see as jodha toto dey swell for my matter? them go give us toto collect years of man's life in return with nagging and frustration. [/color]

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Romance › Re: Thread For All Those Still Single In 2017: What's The Way Forward? by falconey(m): 9:34pm On Dec 26, 2017

Jodha:
This is amusing ...coming from an epitome of stupidity...
If stupidity could kill...yhu would be a weapon of mass destruction....

And for the record... As far as nairaland is concerned I have the right to quote whosoever I deem fit...yhu either ignore...or locate yhur nearest transformer and do the needful..

[color=#7000BC] lwkm emusmithy here is an example I just needed few words to trigger her. lwkm

na this kind thing man go carry go house? [/color]

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