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 Romance › Re: If You Love Me, Say It. (picture) by falconey(m): 5:11pm On Jun 29, 2015 |
this is what you'll get when you propose to a DUMB chick! |
| Romance › Re: OMG!!!! Just See How A Guy Seperates Two Ladies F!ght!ng (see Photos) by falconey(m): 5:03pm On Jun 29, 2015 |
goodbye meggatron |
| Romance › Re: Best Revenge Possible After Discovering His Wife Is Cheating( LOVE Story) by falconey(op): 3:01pm On Jun 29, 2015 |
KAPOVee:every story is a movie |
| Romance › Re: Best Revenge Possible After Discovering His Wife Is Cheating( LOVE Story) by falconey(op): 5:02am On May 25, 2015 |
IdiAmin1: LOL |
| Romance › Re: Best Revenge Possible After Discovering His Wife Is Cheating( LOVE Story) by falconey(op): 11:33pm On May 24, 2015 |
dyadeleye:[color=#006600] goodluck |
| Romance › Re: Girls And Their Strange Ways by falconey(m): 11:21pm On May 24, 2015*. Modified: 11:36pm On May 24, 2015 |
Hmmm Add yours? I thought you'll never ask. 11. If girls are allowed to do their thing in heaven, then we'll have a problem. Some men will consciously/ deliberately buy ticket to hell - bishop falconey 384BC 10 Likes 4 Shares |
| Romance › Re: Best Revenge Possible After Discovering His Wife Is Cheating( LOVE Story) by falconey(op): 10:44pm On May 24, 2015 |
Raysly: I repeat not for lackadaisical readers! 2 Likes |
| Romance › Best Revenge Possible After Discovering His Wife Is Cheating( LOVE Story) by falconey(op): 10:35pm On May 24, 2015 |
This is not for lazy readers its a bit lengthy So I had a feeling she was cheating, as she set off a lot of red flags. Constantly laughing and smiling when texting, saying it was just her mother when I asked. Needing to stay late every night after work. When I’d call in her co-workers said she left hours ago. When I asked her what was going on she’d laugh it off and say it was just something they did to each other at the office all the time. The last straw when I knew something was definitely up was when she went out ‘to get milk’ at 11:30 at night and didn’t come back until 2 in the morning. Now if there are any words of wisdom I can pass on to others in all my years of experience, it’s if you think your significant other is cheating, hire a private investigator. They’re good at what they do and they will get some evidence that really helps in the later divorce. Fast-track to her birthday, several months down the road. Now I know what you’re thinking, why the hell did I wait months before I confronted her and did it really need to be on her birthday? The answer to the first question is I wanted as much evidence as possible to hand off to my lawyer, as well as time to make arrangements to find a new place to live, etc. The answer to your second question is – ofcourse it had to be on her birthday. You see, after asking her what she wanted to do on her birthday this year she was rather insistent (sic) on me going out of town with my friends as she just had to work anyways and didn’t want to be reminded she was aging. So I know something is up and after finding a bottle of champagne and two glasses hidden in my closet something in me snaps. So I do what any sensible man would have done. I leave and go to my friends house pretending like I am going out of town. While there I call up her mother, father, sister and several of her friends. I tell them how I want to give her a big surprise by sneaking into our room with party streamers, kazoos and a big cake with candles. Sounds fun, right?! Well, boy was it. I had everyone meet me outside our apartment at 8:30 in the morning. We all pile in the elevator (about 8 of us in total); her mother is holding the cake and I’m reminding everyone to be as quiet as they can be. I put my key in and unlock the door; we all sneak in and make our way down the hall towards the bedroom. Each holding a kazoo and her mom holding the cake grinning from ear to ear. Well as I throw open the door, we all yell surprise! But the surprise was on us and there was my wife, b**t unclothed with her lover staring at us wide eyed. Mom drops the cake, sister screams, father begins to shout. I pretend like I’m horrified to which her friends try to push everyone out while yelling at her. My wife, excuse me, ex-wife is sobbing and screaming how could I while the lover is desperately trying to put his pants on while running out of the place. Needless to say, it was one of the best birthday presents I have ever given. 6 Likes 2 Shares |
| Business › Re: Citizens Wait On Buhari As Nigeria’s Economy Shuts Down by falconey(m): 6:22pm On May 24, 2015 |
Jonathief!!! You will pay for this, people suffering and dieing. 6 Likes |
| Romance › Re: Ladies: Can You Date/Marry A Wealthy Man Who is Illiterate? by falconey(m): 6:19pm On May 24, 2015 |
a wealthy imbecilee will do for naija girls |
| Romance › Re: How Can A Man Rape His Wife by falconey(m): 5:02pm On May 24, 2015 |
MrsChima:" a woman can rape a man" At where? |
| Romance › Re: The World Is Ending!! This Little Boy Born With B00bs (PHOTO) by falconey(op): 5:00pm On May 24, 2015 |
olasmith10:word. |
| Romance › Re: 10 Things More Pleasurable And Fulfilling Than Sex by falconey(m): 4:33pm On May 24, 2015 |
Nice one |
| Romance › Re: Why Does It Takes Businessmen So Long To Settle Down(married) by falconey(m): 4:22pm On May 24, 2015 |
That's the shit my niggaz walk through. |
| Romance › Re: How Can A Man Rape His Wife by falconey(m): 3:11pm On May 24, 2015 |
pinkiberry:Yes it is. My GF raped me once |
| Romance › Re: IF Only She Could Possess Just These 4 Qualities by falconey(m): 2:49pm On May 24, 2015 |
pretydiva: Exactly! My ex-GF said the exact same words......now she is an ex. 2 Likes |
| Romance › Re: White Guys Are More Caring Than Black Guys by falconey(m): 2:07pm On May 24, 2015 |
| Romance › Re: White Guys Are More Caring Than Black Guys by falconey(m): 2:07pm On May 24, 2015 |
| Romance › Re: White Guys Are More Caring Than Black Guys by falconey(m): 2:07pm On May 24, 2015 |
Oh I sense hunger for white dicck. |
| Romance › Re: I Appreciate! by falconey(m): 9:24pm On May 23, 2015 |
epelumi42:she asked ' what is milf' not the full meaning of milf. |
| Food › Re: Romancelander What's Your Say On This..picture by falconey(m): 7:46pm On May 23, 2015 |
millions of children surivived through that process. |
| Romance › Re: Help! My Friend Has A Severe Mouth And Body Odor. by falconey(m): 7:35pm On May 23, 2015 |
 op you need advice from someone that had experienced it directly or indirectly. I call on professor kingtom - mouth odour specialist. 1 Like |
| Romance › Re: U Know S/he Is Comfortable With U, When Most Of These Happens In Ur Presnece; by falconey(m): 7:29pm On May 23, 2015 |
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| Romance › Re: The World Is Ending!! This Little Boy Born With B00bs (PHOTO) by falconey(op): 6:46pm On May 23, 2015 |
MrsChima:LWKM. |
| Romance › Re: I Appreciate! by falconey(m): 3:21pm On May 23, 2015 |
Sommyangel:an attractive older woman, typically one who has children |
| Romance › Re: Reasons Why Beautiful Girls Can’t Keep A Relationship Dat Will Lead To The Alter by falconey(m): 3:10pm On May 23, 2015 |
35 and beautiful.
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| Romance › Re: Advice Him. by falconey(m): 3:09pm On May 23, 2015 |
now we have an iss on ground.
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| Romance › Re: I Appreciate! by falconey(m): 3:06pm On May 23, 2015 |
as an archaeologist, this is my perspective. IF TOHPAHZ can win miss nairaland, anyone can win it. I'm happy for you. Sandrahnaub will always be my MISS nairaland 2015 and lala247 will always be my MILF. 3 Likes |
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