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Romance › Re: Isn't This The BEST Nigerian Romantic Song Of All Time????? by falconey(op): 4:04pm On Apr 01, 2015

HSinclair:
u haive spoils finsh thiss boy

hmmmm NOW I get it.

Romance › Re: Can You Marry A Female With Beauty And Without Education? by falconey(m): 3:40pm On Apr 01, 2015

by beauty you mean fine face, moderate boobs and butts?

I would only if I have 1billion dollars worth of net.

Romance › Re: April Fool,but Still April Fool by falconey(m): 2:41pm On Apr 01, 2015*

I was not here.

Romance › Re: Nigerian Prostitutes Congratulate Buhari, Declare Nationwide Free Sex by falconey(m): 2:36pm On Apr 01, 2015

mr lalasticlala after you sir.........I have 6packs of condom.

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Romance › Re: Nigerian Prostitutes Congratulate Buhari, Declare Nationwide Free Sex by falconey(m): 2:23pm On Apr 01, 2015

*wears condom*

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Romance › Re: What Is The Most Annoying Habit That Your Boyfriend/ Girlfriend Has? by falconey(m): 11:27am On Apr 01, 2015

Blackett:
[color=#150000]I have no problems with her at all.

She calls me all the time, doesn't get jealous, is always smiling even when I offend her, doesn't call to ask me why I haven't called her since morning, doesn't ask for money, doesn't fvcking get angry, I hate drama and she avoids drama like a plague, doesn't come to my house uninvited, I use other girls as dp and wallpaper, she doesn't ask any thing about them.

We were also driving the other day, and she was sitting in front, beside me and I saw one of my numerous female friends and stopped to pick her, my girlfriend went to the back seat all smiling. . . I look at various yanshes while with her, she catches me and chuckles. And then when I'm not looking and she sights a fine yansh girl, she nudges me to show me the yansh. . .

Phew. What a girl. [/color]

you must be dating a female ROBOT!!!

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Romance › Re: Isn't This The BEST Nigerian Romantic Song Of All Time????? by falconey(op): 11:22am On Apr 01, 2015

TheSonOfMark:

I think FALCONey has been PREYING on weed.

really isn't this the best romantic song?

Romance › Re: Isn't This The BEST Nigerian Romantic Song Of All Time????? by falconey(op): 11:20am On Apr 01, 2015

OGAofBOSS:
we rocked this shii way back! 'twas the hottest jam then!

yeah some people didn't get the magic this song brought to our music industry.

Romance › Isn't This The BEST Nigerian Romantic Song Of All Time????? by falconey(op): 11:00am On Apr 01, 2015*

Gban gban gban o
Gban gban gban gban gban gban
Na who dey enter for mummy's house o
Daddy o, Daddy
Daddy, when you go for journey
Somebody enter for mummy's house
And he sit upon mummy's bed
Person push mummy
Mummy push person
Person push mummy
Small time, mummy fall yakata for bed
Gban gban gban o
Gban gban gban gban gban gban
Na who dey enter for mummy's house o
Daddy o, Daddy
Daddy, when you go for journey
Somebody enter for mummy's house
And he sit upon mummy's bed
Person push mummy
Mummy push person
Person push mummy
Small time, mummy fall yakata for bed
The man just they do

[CHORUS]
Kerewa kewa kerewa ho, kerewa kewa kerewa wa (x3)
Gban gban gban o
Gban gban gban gban gban gban
Na who dey enter for mummy's house o
Daddy o, Daddy
Daddy, when you go for journey
Somebody enter for mummy's house
And he sit upon mummy's bed
Person push mummy
Mummy push person
Person push mummy
Small time, mummy fall yakata for bed
Gban gban gban o
Gban gban gban gban gban gban
Na who dey enter for mummy's house o
Daddy o, Daddy
Daddy, when you go for journey
Somebody enter for mummy's house
And he sit upon mummy's bed
Person push mummy
Mummy push person
Person push mummy
Small time, mummy fall yakata for bed
The man just they do

[CHORUS]
Kerewa kewa kerewa ho, kerewa kewa kerewa wa (x3)
We tell the man say make he
Leave our mummy for us (but he no gree)
We tell the man say make he leave our mummy for
us (but he no gree)
We come tire (so them go ahead)
We come tire o (so them go ahead)
We come tire (so they went ahead)
We wan kill am o (so they went ahead)
He do mummy so te, mummy come get big belle
The man still they do

Romance › Re: Meet My Lovely Fiance (A Prank) by falconey(m): 8:26am On Apr 01, 2015

TheSonOfMark:

Methinks someone has subtly made her intention known, April fools day or not.

There- I said it.

I thought as much................

Romance › Re: Meet My Lovely Fiance (A Prank) by falconey(m): 8:11am On Apr 01, 2015

is this not KABIRU?

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Jokes Etc › Re: See The Hillarious April Fool Breakup Message Davido Sent To His Girlfriend(pix) by falconey(m): 8:06am On Apr 01, 2015

FOOLS!!!!!!

Romance › Re: Month Of Jubilation by falconey(m): 12:40am On Apr 01, 2015

phintohlar:
okay den no worry,gimme ur ous address I go con dey sleep there as 4rm 2mao,but I hope u are not married sha?

no oooooooo................infact no man is as single as me.

even if I'm married is just to lie to my wife that I'm going for business...... then leave home find a place to be live with you till 24th

Romance › Re: Month Of Jubilation by falconey(m): 12:32am On Apr 01, 2015

phintohlar:
why now? Pls don't

today is 1st of april 24th is very far unless we sleep and wake together that's how I won't forget honestly.

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Romance › Re: Month Of Jubilation by falconey(m): 12:27am On Apr 01, 2015

I'm sure I will forget.

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Romance › Re: Why Do some Ladies Prefer Big Butt To Big Boobs? by falconey(m): 12:24am On Apr 01, 2015

tosyne2much:
Ladies with big bums don't interest me a bit

yeah right!

Politics › Re: President Jonathan Releases Statement On 2015 Presidential Election Result by falconey(m): 11:14pm On Mar 31, 2015

PDP!!!!!!!

CHANGE!!!!!

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Education › Re: JEGA Has Just Entered The Nigerian Dicti0nary by falconey(m): 10:42pm On Mar 31, 2015

hmmmm I don't like bashing people so I'll let you go.

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Romance › Re: Why Do some Ladies Prefer Big Butt To Big Boobs? by falconey(m): 10:40pm On Mar 31, 2015

SELENAqueensy:
Moderate ass it is..
Too much of everything is not good

if like your's hell yeah!!!

About your last statement you are wrong TOO MUCH MONEY is good, check my signature.

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Romance › Re: Why Do some Ladies Prefer Big Butt To Big Boobs? by falconey(m): 9:11pm On Mar 31, 2015

missclasssy:
My _butt is average

how can I know you are telling the truth ?

You know nairaland picture/ source or I don't believe it!

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Romance › Re: Why Do some Ladies Prefer Big Butt To Big Boobs? by falconey(m): 8:45pm On Mar 31, 2015

anybody with buhari's daughter phone number?

Celebrities › Re: Actress Ini Edo Congratulates Buhari by falconey(m): 7:02pm On Mar 31, 2015

after nollywood actors and actresses collected millions to campaign for jonah.

You think because we watch your movies means we support you? We have decided we want CHANGE and CHANGE is what we GOT!

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Romance › Re: Party On Romance For Buhari Victory by falconey(m): 6:56pm On Mar 31, 2015

any stripper in the house?.....female stripper precisely.

Romance › Re: Association Of Romancelandrs Of Nigerian Congratulate Buhari!!! by falconey(m): 6:40pm On Mar 31, 2015

Mimienudles:
I don't feel happy about this election, Iduno why

TANoid?

Romance › Re: Association Of Romancelandrs Of Nigerian Congratulate Buhari!!! by falconey(m): 6:27pm On Mar 31, 2015

the wind of change has blown!!!!

Romance › Re: Disgusting Things Girls Do Because Of Sex by falconey(m): 1:26pm On Mar 31, 2015

who won in rivers state?

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