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tope24: Farano..................... Did you misplace your ring?

Nah, i've got no ring..

Guys are not smiling

How would you react if your fiancee lost her
engagement ring? Would you buy her a second one?

hungryboy: farano abeg wetin be dat your alt. account username again?

How do you mean? abi you miss road ni

myweb: Are you a programmer, analyst or what? Cos I understand you are a mod here.

Yes I'm a moderator... lolz you go fear interview

temigracie: ...you wan displace me abi??

KelvinGraphics: PriscaOge has assumed that post already dear
Choose anoda position

lol..kelvingraphics oya come and clarify this.

KelvinGraphics: BIRTHDAY!         BIRTHDAY!!         BIRTHDAY!!!

Attention Pretty/Ugly Ladies  and  Handsome/worwor gentlemen/boyz

You are hereby implored to take out lil time from your tight schedules to come and e-celebrate/e-party with me on my birthday which is coming up on Thursday the 25th of September, 2014 here on Nairaland...  

You are all welcome to join a brother to celebrate his birthday in style kuz that’s the best gift you can offer him. I'm aware that this may be the first time dis kinda e-event is holding here on NL but don’t worry i promise it would be fun and worth attending, u won’t have any regrets gracing the event. (na one day something dey start sha)

The event will be having two phases:

 1.   There will be a normal birthday thread where U can drop your birthday/goodwill messages. The Thread will be created by my Queen CDAMSEL but the event would be anchored by one of Nairaland finest, M.C Leetunechi!! who will be assisted by DAVEP.

 2.   Afterwards, there would be a wild birthday party/bash at NL Bar/Hotel and Relaxation Center(manged by JBLUV55)(click to visit) where we'll party till dawn or when momma calls .

. There'll be a lot to drink and eat (smoking of weed is at the smokers risk kuz if NairaLand  NDLEA catch U, na 15years ban be that o )
 
. Also, there'll be live musical performance by our Nairaland musical acts like Coogar, JigsawKillah, Ksslib, KiddaBlinggz, Lanicky, Xtarxhyne, etc

.   WOOING of babe’s is very much ALLOWED  But laying them at the bar is NOT ALLOWED  at all. U either take her home or book a room at the Hotel.... (I understand say Konji na  bastard but na human being still dey control bastard)

.    Ladies, please U are NOT allowed to wear long skirt to the party. Hollandis Wrapper is allowed tho but preferably bumper shot is the best.
     
. As for the guys, abeg you can wear agbada and slippers to the main event no wahala but DON’T even try wearing it to party/bash kuz na Dog go pursue you go back.        

. If you don’t have a babe you can still come, XSENGA and GGRIN will be very much available  to take care of you

·   Please, ejor, biko, do Allah, abeg no fighting at all, either at the event or at the bash... If you try am na 15years ban be that... Biko we are supposed to be celebrating and not fighting.

·    Don’t worry about when you are going to wake up the next day and start heading for work. I have told President G.E.J. to make the next day which is Friday a work free day all over Naija. And i have also told Oga SEUN to declare from tomorrow till Friday a work free day for all his Mods so they can come party with us. **Haba them be human being too na**  Xo Farano, Ujsizzle, Mynd44 and Obinoscopy U guys shoud start dusting your dancing shoes.. We go Sekem and Shakee Bodi all night long.

·    PLEASE THIS IS THE MOST IMPORTANT ONE, If you can’t make it to the event and wish to send over your gift to me through my bank account please feel free to contact me either by using your PM button or Whatsapping me via my NL signature..

NOTE: The Chairlady of the Occasion is no other but our own Nairaland MAMMY (IDOWUOGBO aka Badosky)

     VIP tickets are still on sale, contact either JBLUV55, LEETUNECHI, DAVEP, CDAMSEL, FRANKBEN, IDOWUOGBO and preorder for yours now.. *HURRY Now kuz we have em limited in stock**   MEANWHILE, Regular’s ticket is FFEE for everyone juts that regulars no go sidon for front seat.
 
BELOW IS THE OFFICIAL INVITATION CARD
Thank you in advance as you honour this Invitation.
 
www.nairaland.com/attachments/1725678_img20140922wa002_jpeg61848ff4ee991fd7d8d42c4a89b08bd4

Please after getting this I.V and you refuse to share it so that your followers can see it and also get to be aware about the birthday that is coming up soon then you are not helping me be that. And after reading this without gracing any of the events... know it that Dia ris God oooo

Una Good morning my people.. Looking forward to seeing U all at the event

CC:

Chairlady of food and drinks should be me

KingTom: Farano it is. Dygeasy oya slot in my name sharp sharp make I flex my muscles.

farano = Ferrari Shey you never forget ni *falls from my mat*

myweb: How is everything? You look so fly here, very sharp.

Lol Thanks *over blushing*

KingTom: dechandel, Sarimah or farano Hmmmmmmm who I wan woo

haha opportunity comes but once lmao

9ja men forming romantic since amalgamation

Tallesty1: How can you tell when unah dp is The only one that made it out of all the 47 pictures unah snapped?

We're still better than you. Maybe you don snap like 1000 but no way ...as in ehn all of dem wor wor Meaning d person wey get d pic...

Mization: Very serious dear. I stared @ ur pic and all I see is Sunshine. Hope ur day is coming up well?

lolz @sunshine . Thanks for compliment. I'm doing great too

Tallesty1: You like watching horror movies

You no well... Nairaland babes are very pretty

myweb: Farano whatz up. Think I like your new pix. Dunno you are this pretty until. How you doing?

Thanks dear. I'm doing great. Hope you're enjoying your evening

Ceasar1: I thought you said you weren't woo-able?
You are so unstable just like Uranium. Park Well.

Someone is afraid to woo farano

valdes00: I am a jealous BF and I am nt a Faithful BF.... True confession

I won't accept your proposal again

Na wa

kilokeys: ;
farano no worry ehn.. when i need 2nd wifey.

gosh.. u r beautiful.. na u i go dey carry go event..
while d first languishes in d kitchen

My hand no dey o...before person go come pour me hot water

chibwike: Some chics wud be refreshing every sec,waiting for mentions and expecting to be wooed.

See us here o

[quote author=Mization][/quote]Like seriously

Ceasar1: Is that a challenge?
Oyinbo, I can woo you in one stanza. And you wouldn't even see it coming.

....haha.. Note that I'm not wooable

Ceasar1: Chei, Typical GLO Advert.

Change your siggy and I might as well consider wooing you.

You're not serious then

Dygeasy: lol! You go fear advert na

Nobody wan chop ban.

*hiohiohiohiohio*

...and no Ferrari no wooing

Hello! I'm available o

****following****

*sips Lipton*

lolz... taking note of dem bad boyz

prettythicksme: thanks farano.there was this post of a nairalander that talks about broke guys so I said on the post that I am allergic to broke guys com see how some guys and ladies for the post bite me because I said that.

They go soon land here.. haha

*takes cover under my shield*

Mr Nigeria but broke is a capital NO NO for me