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MrCork: ...congrats.....are u light skin?

Kachisbarbie: but shey you no say you be fine girl?
#withoutTrying#

farano: Humility

amakufrancis: Humility

Jbluv55: *comes up to the stage knowing that I don't have a contender*

*clears throat*....I greet you all Nairalanders present and ask that you bear with my lengthy wooing. Its prolly my only opportunity to do this and I need to do it right . Thank you .

*turns to SpcAgtOko*

Dear SpcAgtOko, I never actually planned to do this but then here I am beaming with smiles as I bare my heart for you and all present to see.......

You are one lady I've known and liked for quite a long while but our first formal interaction(on this forum) was exactly a year ago today(Sept. 28, 2013 ) and that discussion confirmed to me that we more or less shared similar/same ideals(except for football affiliations of course ). I've been a fan of yours since then, observing that you possessed just the right amounts of intelligence, maturity and humor I needed in a lady and that made me fantasize constantly about you . You brought your own kinda fun/humor to NL without necessarily derailing every thread you visited and that made me respect you .

I thus had to conclude that you were a disciplined 'fun' person - my kinda girl .

I didn't seize the opportunity to woo you then because I wasn't sure if you were one of those unreal NL chics that tend to lose their appeal with time but alas you gradually slipped under my skin, invaded my circulatory system and seized my heart .

And then I saw your pix in December 2013, and it turns out you are an Oyinbo

I then decided to allow this bird(YOU) to fly and roam the skies of NL for months but somehow you still found your way back home to ME . I had to conclude that this was no coincidence .

*holds her two hands, stares into her eyes and goes on bended knees*

I am in love with you Princess SpcAgtOko and how do I know this for sure?

There is a saying about being in love: "You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams." I think my situation is a perfect example of this saying .

I have come to love you the way a drowning man loves air. I love you even more because you have all the qualities a man could ever want in a lady:

• the light skin that MrCock is dying for ;
• the eyebrows that Seun is crazy about ;
• the humor that made Idowuogbo the most celebrated NLer ;
• the kinda maturity/friendliness with which Obinoscopy handles his moderating ;
• the kinda 'bright future' and 'outstanding past' that makes guys chase after sexy ladies like rokiatu ;
• the kinda communication skills that has earned ladies like MizMyColi a great number of admirers;
• the kind of beauty and aura that could make a guy like me wanna "hang his boots" like Tallesty1 etc

Aduke, I hereby do away with all shyness and inhibitions; I throw away all forms of procrastination and ask that you allow me be your friend - the friend you fall hopelessly in love with, the one you take into your arms and into your bed; the one you allow to explore the private world you keep trapped in your head. I want to be that kind of friend and more.

I want to be the one who will memorize the things you say as well as the shape of your lips when you say them. I want to be the one who knows every curve, every freckle and every shiver of your body.

I want to know where to touch you and how to touch you. I want to know how to always convince you to design a smile just for me because in your smiles I always behold a sight more beautiful than starry nights. Yes, I want to be your best friend in the entire world.

Sweet SpcAgtOko, I picture us married and turning our abode into a football field where Chelsea ME() and Man U YOU() would play home and away matches on a daily basis. We would turn the kitchen to Old Trafford where I would allow you have your superiority or play a draw with you . We could then return to Stamford Bridge-the living room-where you expect me to have my full points after scoring many more goals than you can :p.

We would then resort to our bedroom, a neutral playing ground where we both can score equal number of goals and console each other afterwards with wet kisses and cuddling

Dear SpcAgtOko, I want to be your Starbucks coffee while you would be my Alomobitters AlomoSweets . Please say those words that I so crave for from the one that has stolen my heart and watch me "Love you to the moon and back" .

*remains on bended knees waiting......*

Waspy: OP, can lieee.....thats Farano na

kilokeys: na wa

one is d bf
another is d assistant bf
the other is the assisting assistant bf


only u, dechandel.

adonbilivit

xynerise: Hope you are a good cook?

Dygeasy: Farano & Mization

Dygeasy: Farano, do we have to wait for KingTom?

Mization: Dearest Ferano, guess what's on the menu? Me-n-u.
All I want is for u to borrow me a kiss and I promise to return it in million folds.

TGIF, lets rock and roll together all nite long cos we got a lot in common. Your eyes are thesame colour with my FeRrari and you're made of Copper and Tellurium cos u're CuTe, just like me.

I'll name u google cos u've got everything am looking for.
Hey Google, feel my shirt, Do u know what its made of? Boyfriend material.
You must be religious cos u've got answers to all my prayers. My love for u is like diarrhea, I just cant hold it in no more.
Farano baby, Just say Yes and lets get the party started ..........

dechandel: Guysss..
U see this

For more tips on how to win FARANO's heart
Contact me ASAP


Give her a signed empty cheque
I guess this will be all for tonight

Farano
U set die joor
No be all this babes wey wait for romantic lines

Whoops..
Did i just type this?
Oh well

hensben: Sweery! I want to woo you..now here is my line..

...Baby the very first time i set my eyes on you, i already have this feeling you are the right lady to 'chop' my money
Pls, Take this 'ghana must go bag', it contain #100,000,000, its all yours ,by next week i will send you more.

dechandel: I see you o





Guys
Here is Farano's favourite line
Gimme your account number

laplace12: Sarimah my angel, they’ve set up a stage hoping to watch me tryna win your heart, but that is not going to happen. There is no heart-hunting here. They’ve got to hear our love story instead. A story of connection without words. Truth hurts, djeezy won’t be spared.

It all started in the dull and dark days of nairaland, with them boys posting dumb comments and and gals uploading horrible pics, I was about deactivating ma account when the rescue angel, sarimah, showed up; making intelligent posts that got mizmycoli go hiding, with impeccable grammar that kept caracta silent for a while and a sense of humor that made shoefreak sound dry. You lightened up the the romance section, put spices to the discussions in here and generated much traffic that got oga seun smilling from ear to ear. You were in the romance section but your vibes were felt forum –wide, mynd44 can testify to that. Then something great happened, ……you met me…..and I met you

Meeting you generated the spark in me, lightened my days and explained the meaning of love to me. With you falling in love was a lot easy and staying in love so much fun. I could stay awake all night romancing the beautiful thoughts of you and sketching several images of you on every paper I could lay my hand on. I am no great artist but amazing skills come when I gat to draw your cute face. Friends call me crazy but I know its an inspiration.



Baby, you ain’t just a wife material, that is an understatement. Most women aspire to be wife materials but that isn’t enough. You are a three-in-one design. Three-in-one design is the desire of everyman. You could be a mum, a wife and a girlfriend at the same time, leaving your man missing nothing. You’ve got the nurture of a mum, the understanding of a wife and the flair of a girlfriend. naijaboy calls you mum presently and I guess you nurtured elantracy sometime in the past; wish they could come out and testify to this.

My lecturer once said ‘you can’t talk about yourself without sounding arrogant’. Baby, ama talk about me a little but bear in mind I ain’t bragging. I’ m a cool guy with great looks. I gat the height , the face and a fresh skin to go with it. 3cycle being tripping for Tallesty1 cos she ain’t seen ma height yet.

Baby, I got the dough, still not bragging. Poverty isn’t humility anyway. I’m a young practicing engineer, being working hard all ma life to provide the best for ma woman… and here you are. Baby, you won’t need gold-digging, that word is for low-class girls. I am gold and you gat all of me.

Together we can make the world go round. We can have a successful relationship and be role model to young people. We can tour the universe, touch the best places ever and put smiles on the faces of the less privileged. Finally, we can raise cute and God-fearing children and keep the generation on-going. Baby, all these are possible if only you will say yes.

Please sarimah, say YES

dechandel: And two more to go

Marieolae is gon die of excessive blushing 2night

chibwike: farano, i like you

jamilkb: gimme some