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frankben: *sobs*
will you be my e-girlfriend *sobs again*

Good morning

omolobaojo: Really? Talking from experience? Hmm.

Did I lie?

alphaomega: u speak wt such confidence....av u tried both?

No but I have friends that have tried both

Paulakosu: I'd really like us to be friends...

My dear I don't really want friends. Good morning

frankben: um... You wan fall my hand?

*gets sad*

Lol don't be sad

These people no dey finish? zombies

frankben: hope i'm not included... Amma rich faithful dude... You'll like me

Abi na. Your gf is a lucky gal den

Lol They prefer squeezing and shaking it after peeing

KingTom: True! True!

I am telling you

boyo123: am realy tired of pickin her calls.she calls me like 5times a day nd each time we spend notin less than ten minutes.
when i asked her out she told me shes not intrested but she continue callin on a daily basis.the most annoyin part of it is that i do most of the talkin.all she does is listen nd laff to my jokes.
wen ever i jokinly call her my gf,she bluntly tells me to stop it .shes the first person i talk to in the morning nd last person at nite.
I DNT CALL HER BACK. nd wen ever i appologise for that she tells me that shes not complaining.
PLS HOW DO I TELL HER TO GET OUT OF MY LIFE WITHOUT ME BEING RUDE.

It's very simple Always tell her stories about your gf or ur new found love during those calls. Thank me later

We're tired of this kind of news

bhahahahahahahahahahahaha! smh

Who cares

TribalEAST: k

No! leave ladies alone with their habits.

TribalEAST: so you can know whether to bring your hungry dogs along abi? Anyway, you are not fine enough for me.

*hiohiohiohiohio* Simple question u can't answer! Do I look like one of them hungry cheap chicks you dey follow like housefly?

Chilug: U re fine gan, how did ur lips become so red.

lol.. na God o Thanks

TribalEAST: it's dumb thoughts like that of the above poster that make chicks show up with their entire poultry.

*hiohiohiohiohio* Where do you belong?

Rich guys will be lyk...Wow! you've got sweet looking friends! Lemme invite my friends


Lazy/broke dudes will b lyk na wa o! I don die! My creator how did I offend you

Chai a child from a christain home... pathetic

Spotless180: i can never be perturbed by those things u know.

Mature response, kudos

Spotless180: abeg u are fine.

Thanks dear

190theclown:
na wa o

so boy fit still love you on top that plantain head

I am telling you. He's crazy in love with me . There's no room for you, Ayam so sorry

190theclown:
See your head like plantain

u dey shout sweetheart upanddown
seems u just fell in love

Yes o. I'm swimming in the ocean of love . Hop u aren't jealous anyway!

tytymer: hehehehe someone is busy tiffing the characters in our usernames.

It was first difficulties when u wanna login, now it's stealing of character(s) in one's username na wa o

Spotless180: u hv a child already?

My sweet@

tytymer: Farano I see you! What happened to the @ in front of ur username? Who stole it?

*hiohiohiohiohio* I should be asking u same question

My cleavage is only for my baby

my username has changed

Iamoilprince: cute dimples u'v got!!!

*over blushing* thanks

Motherfresher: [color=#006600][/color]. Sorry I don't pay fΦr pussy so I don't knw what to type

Liar!