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TV/Movies / Re: Download Free Streaming Apps With Premium Channels by fatdon2(m): 8:14am On Nov 23, 2022
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Travel / Re: QATAR AND UAE GENERAL VISA ENQUIRIES Part 3 by fatdon2(m): 1:11pm On Jun 02, 2020
Please i got a job in a security company here in dubai, they are requesting i should pay 1000 dirham for offer letter and I'll pay additional 2000 dirham for ministry of labour something something. Please is the job real because I've been duped before with this same strategy, after paying 1000 dirham for offer letter, they told me i should come back after one month, then after going there i latter found out they were scammers. They've already moved out of the building after scamming hundreds of people
Romance / Re: A Secret Only A Few Know. by fatdon2(m): 3:08pm On May 18, 2020
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Travel / Re: QATAR AND UAE GENERAL VISA ENQUIRIES Part 3 by fatdon2(m): 12:43pm On Apr 27, 2020
Please i lost my job due to corona problem, been at home for 1 month now although I've been submitting CV'S online. please anyone with any job available should please help a brother

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Politics / Re: As Seen On Facebook by fatdon2(m): 7:00am On Mar 10, 2019
grin
Politics / As Seen On Facebook by fatdon2(m): 12:42pm On Mar 07, 2019
Please which state is he from? Anybody that can translate what he wrote wins 5k from me. ��
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Romance / Re: "The World Is Coming To An End": Slay Grandmama In G-string Causes Stir Online by fatdon2(m): 3:37am On Mar 04, 2019
The video is porn na, i have the full video of her
Crime / Re: Female Thief Caught In Edo, As Boyfriend Abandons Her. Photos by fatdon2(m): 4:31pm On Feb 27, 2019
Those boobs na die

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Romance / “I Can’t Stand My Husband’s Manhood Anymore, It’s Too Big” by fatdon2(m): 5:34pm On Jan 24, 2019
My name is Gift and I just got married three months ago but I am already fed up because my husband’s manhood is so big I suffer tear every time we make love.

I know many women will read this with a pinch of the salt while others, like some of my friends, will say I should be lucky that my husband is so endowed and can satisfy me in bed.

But it is not about sexual satisfaction here, it is about the pain I go through during sex.

I grew up in a strict home where our parents monitored us and any discussion of the opposite sex was seriously frowned upon. I did not have a boyfriend until I was in my third year in the university and even at that, I never had sex till my youth service, at 25, and it was not a pleasant experience.

After the first time, I had sex not more than five more times before I met Joseph who later became my husband. I met him during a seminar I attended in Port Harcourt and was swept off my feet at first glance.

Since he was based in Abuja, we managed to maintain a long distance relationship and only got to see each other whenever he came to Lagos, which was not often.

Our first night together was quite horrible but he reasoned that it was because I had not been exposed. He told me never to worry, as I would get used to it with time.

We managed to cope till we got married and that was when my nightmare started. Sex with my husband has been hellish and I always dread such moments. We have tried lubricants to make me wet but it seems my tight private part is not just made for him.

We are both living like strangers and I dare say it is just a matter of time before the marriage crumbles.

What do I do to make my marriage work?

www.dailyadvent.com/index.php/2019/01/22/i-cant-stand-my-husbands-manhood-anymore-its-too-big/
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Travel / With Your Nigerian Passport You Can Visit These 47 Countries Without A Visa by fatdon2(m): 11:37am On Jan 17, 2019
The Japanese passport has been ranked the most powerful passport in the world with citizens enjoying visa-free/visa-on-arrival access to 190 destinations.

According to the Henley Passport Index which depends on data provided by the International Air Transport Authority (IATA), Nigeria gained visa-free access (net-free access) to three new countries, bring its visa-free access to 47 countries.

Speaking on the methodology of the ranking, Henley said: “For each travel destination, if no visa is required for passport holders from a country or territory, then a score with value = 1 is created for that passport.

“A score with value = 1 is also applied if passport holders can obtain a visa on arrival, a visitor’s permit, or an electronic travel authority (ETA) when entering the destination. These visa-types require no pre-departure government approval, because of the specific visa-waiver programs in place.

“Where a visa is required, or where a passport holder has to obtain a government-approved electronic visa (e-Visa) before departure, a score with value = 0 is assigned. A score with value = 0 is also assigned if passport holders need pre-departure government approval for a visa on arrival, a scenario we do not consider ‘visa-free’.”
Cambodia *

Maldives *

Timor-Leste *

Benin *

Burkina Faso

Cameroon

Cape Verde Islands

Chad

Comores Islands *

Cote d’Ivoire (Ivory Coast)

Djibouti *

Gambia

Ghana

Guinea

Guinea-Bissau

Kenya *

Liberia

Madagascar *

Mali

Mauritania *

Mauritius *

Mozambique *

Niger

Rwanda *

Senegal

Seychelles *

Sierra Leone

Somalia *

Tanzania *

Togo

Uganda *

Cook Islands

Fiji

Micronesia

Niue

Palau Islands

* Samoa *

Tuvalu *

Vanuatu

Barbados

Dominica

Haiti

Montserrat

St. Kitts and Nevis

Bolivia*

Iran *

Lebanon *
Countries with asterisk require visa on arrival.
www.dailyadvent.com/index.php/2019/01/16/with-your-nigerian-passport-you-can-visit-these-47-countries-without-a-visa/
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Celebrities / Re: Kerry Washington Applauds Genevieve Nnaji Over 'Lionheart' Movie by fatdon2(m): 2:51pm On Jan 13, 2019
Proud Igbo

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Politics / Re: A Nigerian Soldier Posted How They Eliminated Boko Haram Members (graphics) by fatdon2(m): 5:42am On Jan 10, 2019
YOUNGELDER1:
Yeah kill them all
undecided undecided wetin dey worry this one
Crime / Re: Lover Girl Arrested For Hiding Weed And Tramadol In Stew For Jailed Boyfriend by fatdon2(m): 8:39pm On Jan 04, 2019
True Love

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Celebrities / Re: Moyo Lawal Celebrates Her Birthday With Cute Photos by fatdon2(m): 12:09pm On Jan 01, 2019
See her fat Camel Toe
Celebrities / Slay Queen Who Was Beaten At Facebook Group’s Hangout Threatens Suicide by fatdon2(m): 2:23am On Dec 22, 2018
A Slay Queen who went viral after a video of herself fighting with a slay King at a Facebook group’s hangout, has threatened to commit suicide.
This is coming after her opponent, the Slay King narrated how he got into a fight with the Slay Queen identified as Kiki O Adornment at the Facebook group’s hangout.
Her messages via whatsapp story reads ;
Thanks Oh, but sorry i disappointed you all already.
Please make sure justice is done, else i won’t rest in peace, i need justice, please i need justice.
Else my death will just be a waste.
I’m sorry, i have taken it already, i can’t cope knowing my friend destroy my life because of 100.
Thanks to all the fake friends. Now that i give, you can rest. We shall meet at the bossom of the lord.
Bye world!!
https://www.yabaleftonline.ng/slay-queen-who-was-beaten-at-facebook-groups-hangout-threatens-suicide/
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Celebrities / Re: Waje Celebrates 38th Birthday With Lovely Photos by fatdon2(m): 6:27pm On Sep 01, 2018
See better MILF
Nairaland / General / Photos Of Huge Whale Reportedly Butchered In Delta After It Washed Ashore by fatdon2(m): 9:00am On Aug 20, 2018
A gigantic baby Whale that washed ashore in Delta state of Nigeria has been butchered by hungry residents.
Residents of Obotobo 1 Community of Ogulagha Kingdom in Burutu LGA, Delta State have reportedly butchered a huge baby Whale after it washed ashore.
The residents could be seen using an axe, machete and other weapons to devour the animal at their mercy.
The jubilant residents couldn’t hide their happiness as they prepared to use the animal for food.
https://uncova.com/photos-of-huge-whale-reportedly-butchered-in-delta-after-it-washed-ashore1
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Travel / Europe Needs New Blood – Spain Speaks On Mass Migration by fatdon2(m): 1:22am On Aug 01, 2018
The foreign minister of Spain has declared that Europe needs new blood as he denied the news that Spain is currently experiencing mass immigration.
Josep Borrell, Spain’s foreign minister said on Monday that Europe needed new blood to compensate for the low birth rate being experienced across the Continent.
He told reporters that the word “mass” was being trivialized after concluding talks with Jordanian foreign minister, Ayman Safadi.
The International Organisation for Migration reported that 21,000 migrants have arrived in Spain by sea since the beginning of 2018; it also reported that 304 migrants died in the attempt.
The organisation also revealed that Spain was the new main destination for migrants trying to reach Europe because migrants now avoid the Libya-Italy Mediterranean route, which used to be the main route. The Libya-Italy route is being abandoned in preference to Spain because of the dire conditions that migrants go through in Libya.
Armed groups kidnap mostly West African migrants trying to get to Italy and sell them into slavery. The migrants also suffer inhumane conditions in captivity and hundreds die daily trying to cross the sea into Europe.
https://www.herald.ng/europe-needs-new-blood-spain-speaks-on-mass-migration/amp/?utm_source=&utm_medium=twitter
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Travel / These Ten Countries Can Sell Citizenship To You by fatdon2(m): 3:58pm On Jul 30, 2018
Did you ever know that citizenship could be bought outrightly in some parts of the world? Well if you don’t know you do and will also know why it has become the latest fantasies of the super-rich.

According to a report by Bloomberg, a second passport—or a third or fourth—has become another trophy for the ultra-wealthy and so for most of them, it is more for bragging rights.

When interviewed, Christian Kalin, chairman of Henley & Partners, a firm which provides citizenship advice and publishes rankings such as the Quality of Nationality Index opined that wealthy buyers “are looking for security”. “They want peace of mind in case of a revolution or other upheaval in their home countries”, he said.
Many nations of the world, the U.S. included, allow migrant residents the chance to apply for citizenship only after meeting certain criteria but these only 10 countries permit other nationals to acquire outright citizenship which comes with a certain price. These prices may also require payment in the form of direct investment into their economy, typically in property or the setting up of a local business.
Eight out of these ten countries are classified by the IMF as offshore financial centres, though Kalin said stability, not tax avoidance, is what influences most of the buyers. That and bragging rights. “If you have a yacht and two airplanes, the next thing to get is a Maltese passport,” he said. “It’s the latest status symbol. We’ve had clients who simply like to collect a few.”

See the list of the counties below:
http://www.thenet.ng/can-afford-ten-countries-can-sell-citizenship/

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Sports / Mesut Ozil Announces His Retirement From Germany National Team by fatdon2(m): 7:10pm On Jul 22, 2018
Mesut Ozil has announced his retirement from international football.
The Arsenal midfielder, 29, was made the scapegoat for Germany's World Cup disaster this summer in Russia, as the 2014 winners of the tournament failed to make it out of their group following two defeats and a win.
Ozil was criticised for his performance in Germany's opening defeat by Mexico, before being dropped for the victory over Sweden. He was subsequently returned to the starting XI for the must-win clash with South Korea, but was again on the losing side.
Ozil posted three open letters to social media on Sunday, concluding with his resignation from international football.
His first post defended his decision to pose for a picture alongside Turkey president Recep Tayyip Erdogan back in May - an image that landed him in hot water at the time.
While the second letter was directed at the German media, and hit out at them for blaming the picture and his dual-heritage for the nation's poor World Cup performance.
https://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/breaking-mesut-ozil-announces-retirement-12962134
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Sports / A Zimbabwean Predicted That France Will Win The 2018 World Cup In 2014 by fatdon2(m): 7:51pm On Jul 15, 2018

Sports / Africans That Won The World Cup With France. by fatdon2(m): 7:24pm On Jul 15, 2018
Les Bleus clinched their first title on the global stage since 1998 after defeating the Croats in Moscow.

Nigerians have taken to social media to celebrate France's second Fifa World Cup title after beating Croatia 4-2 at the Luzhniki Stadium.

Didier Deschamps' men outclassed their European counterparts after Mario Mandzukic's own goal and efforts from Antoine Griezmann, Paul Pogba and Kylian Mbappe bagged an all-important victory at this year's global tournament final.

Sunday's victory in Moscow meant Les Bleus had defeated the two opponents that thrashed the Super Eagles in Russia - Argentina [4-3] and Croatia [4-2].

Aside from that, Didier Deschamps' side boast of an array of players of African descent, and Nigerians have taken to Twitter to rejoice as a victory for Africa at large.

http://www.goal.com/en/news/congratulations-africa-nigerians-celebrate-france-2018-world-cup-/1ejhpele9t8oe15lyjdolzii6x

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Sports / Emmanuel Macron Celebrates French World Cup Win (Photos) by fatdon2(m): 6:40pm On Jul 15, 2018
World Cup fever has swept through Franc, with Les Bleus having looked to be the most dominant team in the tournament.

Sure enough, they proved to be exactly that, jumping out to 1-0 lead over Croatia in the World Cup final, and later emerging victorious by a 4-2 margin.

Fans having been going absolutely nuts, and apparently politicians have been as well. French president Emmanuel Macron was at Sunday’s match, watching from the press box with the media around him. It’s safe to say reporters probably weren’t expecting Macron to stand up on a table and raise his fists in celebration.

http://thesportsdaily.com/2018/07/15/watch-french-president-emmanuel-macron-goes-nuts-in-press-box-celebrating-world-cup-win/

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Education / Re: How A Friend Used Her Best Friend To Teach Her Pupils In Class (Photos) by fatdon2(m): 4:56pm On Jul 11, 2018
YOUNGELDER1:
cheesy Fatdon2 my best friend grin
Sports / Ex-liverpool And Chelsea Striker, Fernando Torres Signs For Japan's Sagan Tosu by fatdon2(m): 6:32pm On Jul 10, 2018
His Atletico Madrid contract ran out this summer and was not renewed, with his final appearance as a 90th-minute substitute in the Europa League final defeat of Marseille.
The Spaniard, 34, rejoined his boyhood club in 2014 after a loan at AC Milan.
The World Cup and European Championship winner was part of Chelsea's Champions League-winning team in 2012.
He scored 126 goals in 314 matches in an eight-year spell in English football, including four years with Liverpool when he scored 81 times in only 142 games.
"I have had offers from France, Germany and even one from Spain but at no point did I ever think about going to another European team," Torres said on Tuesday.
"I wanted a new challenge in a completely different place."
https://www.bbc.com/sport/football/44778247
http://dailypost.ng/2018/07/10/fernando-torres-signs-japanese-side-sagan-tosu/
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Sports / Average Manhood Size Of The Countries In World Cup by fatdon2(m): 5:28pm On Jul 08, 2018
Ironically the team at the top of Colombia’s group, Japan, are the unfortunate souls at the bottom of the league table with the average penis in the Land of the Rising Sun measuring just 4.3 inches.

Unlucky lads, maybe they’ll reach the semis though that should give them an inch or two?

So where do England stand? Well, unsurprisingly we’re distinctly average, which sounds about right, with the average penis in Blighty measuring a standard five and a half inches.

Unlucky lads, maybe they’ll reach the semis though that should give them an inch or two?

So where do England stand? Well, unsurprisingly we’re distinctly average, which sounds about right, with the average penis in Blighty measuring a standard five and a half inches.

While some people may be disappointed to hear that England aren’t world beaters when it comes to either football or indeed penis size they can comfort themselves with the knowledge we’ve got bigger dicks than most of Europe.

Or at least the parts of Europe that have decent football teams.

That’s right when it comes to being the biggest dicks we’ve got Europe beat, including Spain (5.45 inches), France (5.32 inches) and Portugal (5.19 inches).
The study, which drew on 17 other studies and had more than 15,500 participants, was reportedly the most comprehensive study of penis size ever conducted.
Interestingly it also found that most men overestimate their erect penis size by about half an inch to one inch and this again leads to feelings of anxiety for men.
Men don’t really have that much to worry about though, as most women don’t actually care that much.

https://www.unilad.co.uk/sport/research-shows-average-joystick-size-of-every-nation-in-world-cup/

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Sports / Re: Andres Iniesta Announces International Retirement by fatdon2(m): 1:37am On Jul 02, 2018
YOUNGELDER1:

Chelsea fan
yea, after Frank Lampard

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Sports / Re: Andres Iniesta Announces International Retirement by fatdon2(m): 8:01pm On Jul 01, 2018
Legend

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Sports / Andres Iniesta Announces International Retirement by fatdon2(m): 7:50pm On Jul 01, 2018
Andres Iniesta has announced he has played for Spain for the last time after getting knocked out of the World Cup by Russia.
Fernando Hierro's side were shocking dumped out of the competition on penalties by the unfancied hosts - having drawn 1-1 in normal time.
Iniesta came off the bench, having started each of Spain's Group B fixtures against Portugal, Morocco and Iran, in the 67th minute.
Barcelona legend Iniesta played 131 times for his country, netting 13 times - including the winning goal in the 2010 World Cup.
Iniesta was also a main member of Spain's golden generation which saw them lift the European Championship in 2008 and 2012.


https://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/andres-iniesta-announces-international-retirement-12833184

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Sports / Javier Mascherano Retires From International Football by fatdon2(m): 5:48pm On Jun 30, 2018
The 34-year-old could not help as Lionel Messi and Co were beaten 4-3 by France in the last-16
Mascherano made his debut for La Albiceleste in 2003 and played 146 games in just under 15 years.
“From now on I’m just another fan,” he concluded. “We gave everything until the end but it wasn’t enough.”

https://www.thesun.co.uk/world-cup-2018/6664811/world-cup-2018-argentina-javier-mascherano-retires-france/

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Sports / Re: Interesting FIFA World Cup Records by fatdon2(m): 8:19pm On Jun 28, 2018
YOUNGELDER1:
cool Nice post my boy
Oga, wetin u dey do here?

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