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Karlifate:
Ishq

isa romance and comedy movie (India)

BigBrother9ja:
Love
Marriage

okay..
guess you are thinking about those.

Uzomacharles:
Wife
Makeup

hmm

No cheating

okay

wahala tie canopy

oluwafemifharmo:
The feminine gender has of recent placed itself -- rather advertently -- at the centerpiece of social discussions and matters arising bordering mostly on the issue of disloyalty. Prompted to undertake an expedition of my own, my findings revealed among others that females in their many monickers lack synergy and cohesion even in their own ranks; they simply can't agree on a thing.

On one extreme are those who believe they exist only as objects of sexual gratification and for child bearing purposes. These types are the commonest -- all they have to offer is their body.

At the other extremity are those 'staunch' feminists who feed their dogmatic followers with the you-don't-need-a-man-to-be-complete bollocks, only to find them sometimes later posing proudly with their baby bumps as though they conceived just by self servicing or by simply wishing it or even maybe by asexual reproduction. I guess we have to ask them. This group is growing nominally and prominently especially on social media where they go by the pseudonym "social media influencers". Believing them is at one's own peril.

Just like a number line, there are those who aren't adhering rigidly to any of these extremes but hold varying ideologies that ultimately tilt towards either ends.

In my experience as a male who has lived out at least a third of his days based on biblical life expectancy totally free of any amorous relationships and also concerned about bringing an extra life to this already overpopulated and climate change-ravaged planet, I often quiz myself on what returns accrues to me from this lifelong investment. In simpler terms, with my unique human condition, what benefits should I expect from getting myself entangled in a mating arrangement? Repeating in the most simplest terms, what value addition am I guaranteed to get in a female besides child bearing?

Before you tell me to get down from my high horse of male chauvinism, let me quickly intimate you on a few of these experiences: Early this year while in school, I personally conducted a survey on the reason for female obsession with handbags taking my department as population and my female coursemates as sample. Some said they carry it because their dresses mostly do not have pocket as men's. Others said they do because of the volume of things they needed to carry. Still others said they carry it just for fashion. Further probing revealed that they sometimes even carry less needed items to give it weight. From the experiment, I deduced three things. First, the bag as an end in itself -- an accessory to look more attractive. Second, the bag as a means to an end -- a one-stop go-to companion for all their enhancement needs whenever they arise. Third, that females are even willing to burden themselves with dead weight just to look attractive. But to whom? themselves? each other? And why? Yes, why do they need to look attractive?

Back to the subject of loyalty, l now understand the reason behind the efficacy of females as spies. They are naturally deceptive. Females are born with an extra strand in their DNA. Males need gadgets, females are already pre-configured. My sister inclusive. What should one expect, they learnt from the best. Remember Garden of Eden? You will expend less time and energy to make a lion fly than you would in making a female loyal. They just aren't built like that.

Yesterday, an acquaintance of mine who is into the business of transportation drew my attention to a middle-aged woman and said "see that woman, the guy she screws owns the store adjacent to her husband's" To test the veracity of his claim I had to ask him how he knew and he simply said "doing this business, you get to know things" and I saw no need to disbelieve him. I immediately engaged my neocortex to reason out how witty this woman must think she is to 'skillfully' keep her husband from finding out about her adulterous escapades. After moments of intense thoughtfulness, I could only find solace in the assertion that "relationships marriages are overrated" especially marriages.

Let me take a pause on this note: Personally, intelligent females are a turn-on for me regardless of their physical endowments. These days, they are an endangered species. And when I say intelligent, I don't mean book smart. I mean reality smart -- street smart. I don't mean those whose existence revolves around being in the four walls of a school and are upto no good in practical problem solving. By intelligent, I mean those who can reason on the same frequency with me and are able to keep up with fast-paced, dynamic and insightful discussions that gratify all participants.

Forgive me for my lack of political correctness. Its one of the reason males find themselves in this feminisim mess to begin with.

To be continued..... Make I pass the mic for now jare.

NB: These are my thoughts and unapologetically so.

story story.


ANOTHER BABY IN MAN BODY

succez09:
young girl....why call his parents in this ...if u want to face him...face him not involving his parents //u just use his parents as a medium to comment nothing more ..face him not his parents

a responsible parents don't raised offspring lik dat.


probably his topic is about how his mom was bleeped .

realman42:
Instead of u pipul to be thinking of the next greatest invention to help mankind and the best codes ever written by man u pipul r here discussing useless things...e.g girls r golddiggers,boys r stupid,men r goats,women r fools.
Who d Bleep do these things help?!!
Start using ur brains for better things rather Dan dumb shits!!

lolz.

SENSELESS GIRL.


you are among those stupid girls spoiling the female gender.



MAKING SOME OF THOSE MALE GENDER WHO AIN'T WORTH IN LIFE CALLING US NAMES.

tell him to become ur husband first.

WTF

Dissap:
I no wan reply you again, irritating creature
Your kind go suffer for my hand! Asswear .
Na *fvck and dump* go be the code
No replies for you now — you are a fvcking liability!!

you be suffer head fish....

you no see as en dy follow you up and down for the miserable life wher you come.

Dissap:
No dey mention me! Tell you man to fvck you very much!
Irritating creature.

when your dad met with mom and deposited the weak and premature watery semen in to her infectious womb = irritating and useless soulless being (I. e what you are)..




tell ur mom to call ur dad so that she can get hard Bleep.

Dissap:
You guys are fvcking liabilities! You are only here on earth for fvck!! Fvcking creatures! Men go always fvck you guys! *Use and dump* Nonsense

what exactly happened to your mom...
*spit *

Dissap:
They depends on their pùssy to earn a living! They don't hustle like living things!
When you put a fat D inside their pùssy, you would suddenly start hearing; uuhhhhh,
yeaaaahhh!,
harder!!
Kill me!
Finish me!
Fùck away my destiny!
Ohhhhh!
Fùck me well!

They are fùcking liabilities!

that's why they said small dick with brain is better than big dick with dead dusty rotten brain..



no wonder the Chinese families are ahead in everything.

Dissap:
Yes! They deserve it very much!
We go always fvck you guys!!!

yes, you can always Bleep them(female relatives) because they are wrothless and useless to the society.. ..


better go to a hospital, so that you can reduce your public organ... cause it's making you to become senseless and hopeless man.. more like hopeless boy.

Dissap:
They are from different generation, but you guys like big Dícks, that's why guys go always use you for fvck .

exactly what happened to ur mom... and dad.


and that's what guys are doing with your female relatives.. using them as torn rags.

Dissap:
Girls hear me very very well! Guys will always use you guys for fvck! They will hardly take you guys serious!
So you are only with them for fvck!
It's only pvssy that you can offer in relationship!!!
Nonsense

that's what happened between ur mom and dad right?

okay.

bardi b

and you will be among those that call women " BITVH and all the sluty names.

continue.

thebosstrevor1:
Everyone is entitled to their opinion...stop seeing things in black and white, their is also some truth in what he said.

I believe you will want your husband to be faithful and loyal to you and not to some side chick

blah blah blah blah blah blah blah.

thebosstrevor1:
He is not on nairaland so comment reasonably instead of writing down abusive words

yet he's still confused..


with side talks no strength line in his talks.

ABEG KEEP QUIET..

CONFUSE BEING.