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Yesterday Nigeria turned 52 I hope you all had as much fun as I did, well so much fun until I got the shocker of my life.
For awhile now I and my girlfriend have been talking about trying new things. Now don't get me wrong, we are not some missionary style couple but lately our passion for sex seems to be demised(don't say tired cause we aren't). Well yesterday we were in bed making out and my girlfriend ask that I close my eyes cause she has a surprise for me.
10mins felt like forever, I couldn't wait to see what she had for me, I started to feel guilty cause I had nothing for her. Finally she gave the ok to open my eyes, my jaws still hurt from the force of dropping. Standing before me was my girlfriend wearing a strap-on with a 9inch phallus pointing at me like an angry cobra.
I was dumbfounded for a better part of a min and when I found my voice all I could say was "what what what". Now I have done a lot of stuff in my time if the Lord chose not to forgive, my hell will be twice as hot as lex steel's but this was crossing the line.
She said she wanted to be the man. If she wanted to be the man she could have simply asked for my jeans not my ass. Call it selfish if you like but there was no way I was letting a Love Machine up my ass...the rest u know, is history! Still hiding at a friends cause I still can't comprehend the thought of loosin my anal virginity* without getting mad at her for thinking such madness.

By and large yesterday was fun, I attended the best concert ever and if you thought for a min that story was for real then get your mind out of the gutters. Nigerian girls have not attained that level of sexual bravado. see the movie [b][/b]Young People Fucking.... Should you find yourself in his shoes will you give in or scream bloody murder.

Happy anniversary Nigeria

Truckpusher: Opening your maggot infested mouth to label an entire ethnic group as stu*pid sounds more to me that you are a product of a STU*PID union or simply a BASTARD....RETARDeen!!!

Come up with something original then I will have words for you, till then go learn to wrap your weed right.

This is a bloody show of shame, we don't have to be told but this is another of Mr Ps pet project. It stinks of his doing even if its hidden behind "The Ijaw people" I thought stupidity was unique to Mr Presidents but now I know it's an Ijaw thing. They should get their head out of his ass and think for themselves.

Late Gen Abacha was not only a tyrant but also a corrupt leader. Creating a state or not the fact remains he is bad news. Why don't they name some of the houses after Al Mustapha and Sgt Rogas. They are even going to immortalise DSP Alams for goodness sake that guy should be in jail.

Damn, calling President GEJ slow all along was overrating him cause even a fool knows when he isn't welcomed. A hall that empty yet he went ahead with his speech? He is indeed a laugh at Nigeria.
Are we sure this was a lecturer? Please ask around see what he was like before he went into politics.

stephne007:
am really begginning to wonder wus up wit us naija people. we are alwys talking about unimportant stuff. i thought i will meet people wit loads of stuff to trade wit as in how to survive and hussle here. fine am a girl but it doesnt mean i shouldnt wonder and worry about really important stuff. for goodness sake wats anybodies business as to who is d most handsome naija guy am sorry but that is how i feel.

i agree with ya y do we have to talk and do nothing when white guys our age with such opp as this would be adding millions to there acc per sec but all work and no play makes jack a dull boy so its still okay for us to play, wat am i saying talking in circles i guess!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What do you think?
He said he did not come to change the law but to fulfil them.
why Christianity if he in whom we put our faith in did not change from the
old religion.Don't you think we should stick to being Jews too

very controversial issue this a lot of people have died not just in lagos alone but all around Naija
dating back the old days.ignoring their existence like the author did will  be us lying to ourselves
i don't buy the idea of dealing with spiritual issues physically and our press should reduce the level
publicity they give these kind of stories,at most put it in the gossip conner (if they most write it).
there are better ways of being a good reporter other than writing fairy tales

angelina jolly and halli berry
one and am in cloud nine the both at the sametime and its haven
dudes stay off these ladies so u dont make an enemy of me!!!!!!!!
hahaha

Flushed away
Mulan I,II
Road to El dorado
Shark tale
Shrek I,II
The empero's new groove
the list goes on and on and on and onnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

the world rely is coming to an end
i will blame the Anglicans for ordaining a gay priest
gay in the world is one thing but in the church?
for Gods sake have they stopped reading the Bible
or was there another reason God stoke those guys blind in Sodom and whatever

sometimes when i look inside the church i know hell will be filled with those in charge
of it and its members and am writing as a Christian b4 u start judging

why is it that we meet a person and all we can think of is spending the rest of our lives with that person?
why cant we just enjoy the moment without plan for the future?
why do we want to own the person and have right over them?

whats ur idea?

not much of a drinker myself and someone a very good critic at that esp when it comes to matters of the church and Bible.
over time i have come tot bout the issues and here is my conclusion
the Bible is a Lil controversial about the matter of alcohol at one point its condemning it
then another its approving of it so i pull me self from the bible and view it from two angle
1. obedience
2. moral

1. Obedience
my dad has never asked me not to drink though has asked me if i v ever seen him drinking
so i say to u ll whose dad has said to u do not drink thats drinking is a SIN.not the drink in itself
but the act cause by drinking you have disobeyed Ur dad or guardian.and we all agree disobedience
is a SIN

2. Moral
simple Wat's the societies idea if u re were its accepted its okay drink on and if its illegal or looked down upon
then friends what are we saying, kiss your beer goodbye

and try not to bad month men of God they view the word from an angle we dont really like to c from.

i would ve grinned but don't ve the face to never knew it pains to laugh probably bent a few rib bone
like that Dad saving a copy of it for my daughters boy friend(when the time comes), still laughingggggggggggg

I feel the same way here
sunday comes and to me its just a day to rest
I don't even think its a sin until my day comes home to give me the lecture of the week
it could be easy for some of you but think about being the son of a pastor(MFM at that)
at first it was finding fault with the preaching then with time i lost interest all together
though i still get moved when ever i watch TBN and hear the word from mean of God that anit Nigerian
so i think its just that i don't like the way our pastors preach but i love God despite my many sins

how old is this thread and hope its still on cos i dey bini and i dey apps(phone) crazy so if u feeling me lets talk some more and bump this page to the top.

my top 5 application
x-plore dont know what i will do with out it
kMS 7.0 protects me phone
mobile facebook
ADE but i think i am gonna need that 7 in 1
kamasutra. its fun


guys been reading through this thread mail and found a lot of interesting stuffs
i have opera 8. can remember but its trial been searching for full version
but its not online for free even the crake from esnipes isnt working
can anyone pm me on how to get one.
and am aslo wondering if paystar mobile will also be it i browse with it using my PC
btw mms,GPRS,MTN access for those on MTN and wap which is cheaper?