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CrimeMy Encounter With SARS Changed My Mentality - Fattkay by fattbabakay(op):
So, I’m just feeling jobless today and I feel like summarizing the experience I had with Sars some days back. It’s nothing serious, I just feel like writing. Sit back, it’s going to be a very long and boring (ironical) epistle.

Disclaimer: This is a true-life experience, no fiction. Ignore the comic relief that might make it seem unserious, it’s just my style of writing.

Nevertheless, I had my SARS experience, want to know how it went down? Grab popcorn. Read along.

It was a sunny afternoon filled with loads of unreasonable news, monkey swallowed money yen yen yen, a bunch of weed smokers feeding the nation with fantasies. I was just thumbing through the ridiculous news when she said: “Where can we go today?” (You don’t need to worry about “she”).

As Lagos is a city with many interesting places, a couple of ideas flashed through my head, well, Lekki Conservation Centre doesn't sound like a bad place to have a whale of time, I concluded. I ran to the bathroom.

Fast forward to few minutes after, I was Dressed to a tea, dressed for a tea or dressed to go to a tea, whichever!

I fired up my uber app and the request went through. The app showed that the driver was 2 minutes away. I stayed outside for several minutes for the uber driver who claimed he was outside but was on the third street, damn! He was stuffed in the estate.

You know how frustrating it is when you order an Uber driver that doesn’t know how to easily navigate through google maps. He got lost like 3 times before God finally tapped him like “son, stop wandering, that is the way”.

I bounced into the Toyota Camry with my cold Smirnoff, it was such a nice car with probably a newly refilled air condition cos the car was too damn cold.

Can I start the trip now? The UBER driver asked. Yes sure, I replied. I wonder why they ask that question anyway, sey you won’t start trip before?

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It was barely 5 minutes into the trip, just along Lekki-Epe Expressway, right after Jakande, that ShopRite side. A bus careened passed my car, like police pursuing thief, loaded with 7 well-dressed men, all waving at my driver to pull over. Poor driver, he gave in too fast, not even some fast and furious moves to make it adventurous grin grin grin. He packed.

SARS? How did you know? The writing is on the wall! My sixth sense yelled at me.

But they said they don’t visit this part of Lagos? But why would they stop mine out of 100s of cars flying along this path? What an unlucky day!

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I was literally caught between Scylla and Charybdis as loads of thoughts flashed through my mind. A knock on the window brought me back to reality.

Who are you? A question directed at my driver. He innocently replied, “I am an uber driver”. The SARS officer moved away from him with that “I have no business with you” look and then turned to me. “Young man, kindly step down”, he said.

Prior to this day, I’ve heard a lot about SARS, all of which were bad testimonies, but I never had an encounter with them. Even though there’s no skeleton in my cupboard, but the fear of the testimonies those Twitter users summarised wouldn’t just make me think straight.

And the way Gebu, my talkative friend, summarised the slap they gave him when they caught him, I wouldn’t imagine it. One Twitter user even said they bundled him like rice into their car without asking any question. Another one said they gave him 12 slaps on his left cheek and 5 on his right cheek, I was now wondering, who counted the slaps?

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They should sha not slap me on my right cheek, cos the big pimple there is just getting ripe and I don’t want any SARS slap to burst pimple for me. I thought to myself.

I stepped out of the car, with anxiety, coupled with my dear Smirnoff as I sipped some drops just to feign confidence. You know if you are sipping Smirnoff and talking to them it’ll give them that “e sure for me” and “I don’t care” impression.

He led me towards their bus, I saw 5 men standing in front, waiting for me. At this point, my eyes were bigger than my mouth! Why so many of you bruh? Just one man is enough to handle me, why so much stress, I’m harmless! I cried inside as I played MI - Action Film in my head. I could feel my spirit consoling me already like “bro, we gonn be alright, whatever happens, I’m gonn be with you, stay strong”.

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I adjusted my saggy trouser as I charged forward.


SARS OFFICER: Hello gentleman, I am officer ********* (He showed his ID), how are you doing?

Shocked! The SARS I heard about don’t greet politely like this, I was thinking they greet with slaps and aggression. I wondered.

ME: I’m good thanks.

SARS OFFICER: Sorry for stopping you. You understand what is going on in the country now. Crimes, cultism and all. And we are trying our best to put an end to that. Can you spare few minutes of your time, please?

ME: Yea sure, I understand.

*Sips Smirnoff to catch my breath*

SARS OFFICER: We saw you making a call while in the car, can you tell us who you were calling?

*At this point I got to know it was the sight of iPhone X through the window while I was making call that made them follow my car, nice*

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ME: Yea right. I saw a missed call on my device and I tried dialling the number but I later realized the number was that of the uber driver.

SARS OFFICER: How do I believe that? Can I have your phone to confirm?

*Hmmm. Nice gimmick to get hold of my phone and search through. That’s smart and creative. I’m impressed. Unlike the ones that use slaps and John Cena smackdown to collect phone from boys.*

ME: Sure. Have it.

*I handed my phone over with humility. Probably just trying to avoid that pimple-bursting slap*

He gave the phone to another officer deep inside the bus to do his work (search thoroughly) and dragged me away from the bus for some time-wasting questions. So at this point, he started asking me loads of friendly questions while giving the other officer enough time to take my phone to the moon for an x-ray scan and come back.

The conversation goes thus:

SARS OFFICER: Where are you from?

[b]ME
: **** State

SARS OFFICER: Where in **** state?

ME: I don’t know. I’ve never been there. Cos there’s actually nothing to do there.

SARS OFFICER: What does your dad do? What does your mum do?

ME: Dad is a *****. Mum is a ******.

SARS OFFICER: What do you do?

As an internet marketer, this is a very trickish question as things we do are somewhat difficult to explain to a layman. How do you explain that you work on Fiverr, you are into freelancing, you work for white people, but you have no office. Or tell them you’re into importation so they can ask if you pay custom duties. Or tell them you trade bitcoins so the argument of whether bitcoin is legal in Nigeria or not can begin.

It might actually lead to no harm but would rather prolong the matter and lead to more questions. So in order to beat this, I decided to avoid my major work (freelancing) and gave them an easier option that was easier to comprehend.

ME: I am a blogger. And a web developer.

SARS OFFICER: Web developer? Can you design phishing sites? And bank clones?

*Lol. Trying to put words in my mouth.*

ME: I’ve not done such before. Designing those kind of sites is morally questionable. But there’s no kind of site that I can’t design, technically speaking.

SARS OFFICER: Do you have any ID? To justify your work?

ME: I only have a school ID. I’m a student. But I don’t even have the ID here with me. But I can show you a scanned copy of my company registration document.

SARS OFFICER: Anyone can have a scanned copy. How do you want to prove what you do for a living?

ME: I own a couple of websites, like 4. I can give you the links so you can check, you’ll see my name right in the footer.

SARS OFFICER: How do we believe the name is yours since you have no ID?

ME: Google the name, you’ll see my face and phone number, call the number, my phone will ring.

SARS OFFICER: Okay let’s check!

*He gave me his phone and he discovered I wasn’t reluctant to google it, so he told me to bother not*

He looked at the other officer on the bus and it was obvious he was still busy with my phone. My heart cut a bit as I took few seconds to think of “what might be incriminating on my device”, I couldn’t think of any. Plus, if he had found anything he would have called my attention.

To buy the phone searcher more time, he continued..

SARS OFFICER
: So, have you been to Malaysia before?

ME: No. At all.

SARS OFFICER: But the chain on your neck is Malaysian gold.

ME: *Which Malaysian chain, I thought* Noo. Chain that in my hometown from local aboki.

SARS OFFICER: How many carat is it?

ME: I have no idea. *I don’t fight kungfu*

SARS OFFICER: Where do you stay?

ME: Lekki here. Just at the next junction.

SARS OFFICER: Do you know ********** ?

He mentioned a name. I’ve heard the name a couple of times. It’s the name of a popular G boy in Lekki.

ME: No. Where is that?

SARS OFFICER: Never mind.

Probably getting tired at this point, he went back to the bus to ask the other officer what’s the update.

He told me to enter the bus and sit in a strategic position that makes me face 3 of them. Then he started his own interview.

SARS OFFICER: What are international numbers doing on your WhatsApp?

*Sebi it was call log you wanted to confirm, how did it get to WhatsApp again. I thought. So I finally have to explain the freelancing I didn’t want to explain*.

ME: Oh okay. I work as a digital marketer online on freelance sites like Fiverr (Looking lost, they probably didn’t know the meaning. I knew it would be hard to explain). So I write contents and develop websites for white people. If you go through our WhatsApp conversation you’ll notice it was all about strange web technology terms and SEO content delivery, nothing more.

He didn’t argue. Definitely went through the chats himself.

SARS OFFICER: I saw a complaint from a white man on your Facebook, saying he paid for a book and you scammed him.

ME: No, it was just a misunderstanding. He paid for one of my books, but the payment was via PayPal. Due to PayPal issues, payment was delayed and didn’t get to me for a couple of days for whatever reason, but he had no chill. I didn’t reply him on Facebook cos he sent the same message to my mail and we settled it there.

SARS OFFICER: What book do you sell?

ME: I have written like 4 books on various subjects that I sell.

SARS OFFICER: What are you doing with roughly 15 emails on one device?

ME: I create them for different purposes. No blackhat intention. You can just go through the inbox.

Okay. They looked at each others’ eyes, nothing more. For my mind, I was like “can i leave now? Chop buster”...

The officer at the entrance of the bus signalled a “come out of the bus” as the driver fires up the engine.

“Thanks for your time. Don’t join them o”... The officer said as I bounced out of the bus with relief, I cut the mustard!

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It was at this point I realized I’ve been unconsciously holdiSmirnoffar smirnoff since. Ooops, the right time to take a deep gulp. I threw away the can.

It was a sugar-sweet experience that changed my mentality. Leaving aside the fact that they wasted 20 minutes of my life.

I’m having the feeling that I came across the lenient SARS, not the ones I’ve been hearing of. Probably because it was on the island and they know they have to be careful on there as most people on the island are elites.

Or is it safe to say if you don’t have any skeleton in your cupboard, you are always free? Or I was just lucky to have escaped at least one slap?

What do you think?

You might also want to read: We Are Internet Marketers, Not Yahoo Boys and 6 Reasons Why People Engage In Yahoo Yahoo Internet Fraud.
EducationRe: Nigerian Jobs Aptitude Tests Past Questions And Answers Download by fattbabakay(m): 4:00pm On Feb 20, 2018
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CrimeRe: 6 Reasons Why People Engage In Yahoo Yahoo Internet Fraud - FATTKAY by fattbabakay(op): 3:01am On Feb 19, 2018
Kindly drop your views below. Thanks.
Crime6 Reasons Why People Engage In Yahoo Yahoo Internet Fraud - FATTKAY by fattbabakay(op): 3:00am On Feb 19, 2018
Well known to all even before I mention, this issue of yahoo boys (internet fraudsters) is really pathetic. And the funny thing which is also a bitter truth is that they spend valuable time on this illegal exhibition that they would rather have spent on a more legit and profitable make money online endeavour. Needless to say that they’ve got several tactics they utilize, trust me, they never run out of ideas!

If you are a frequent internet user, you would have at some points in your online surf come across some posts that look too good to be true and at the same time too tempting to be ignored. Yahoo Yahoo Internet Fraud has gone far way more than just dating sites scams, dudes are littered everywhere on the world wide web looking for unsuspecting preys.

But is it really worth it? Damn right, you might say YES! But taking a good look at it from a right mindset, I ask you again, is it really worth it?

Let’s take a swift look at some 6 Reasons Why People Engage In Yahoo Yahoo Internet Fraud.

1. OPPRESSION:

When a typical young man sees his secondary school best friend stunting with designer shoes on Instagram, For real? I was better than this dude! That’s the thought that flies through his mind. Or when a rich dude comes around and manoeuvres off with his girlfriend, then that feeling of “I must be rich” comes up his head. And if you want to be rich by force, is Yahoo Yahoo Internet Fraud the best idea? Let’s leave the answer for a later date.

2. GREED:

The Yoruba people will call it “Ojukokoro“. It is that intense and selfish desire for something, in this case, wealth. When you simply want the whole world to yourself without proportional effort put in. Then to them, the fastest way to this is Internet Fraud, which even in reality is not as easy as it seems.

3. DEPRESSION:

This is a feeling of severe despondency and dejection often caused by unfortunate circumstances that negatively affects how you feel, the way you think and how you act. It might be subsequent to oppression, which got a young man thinking deeply about his life, then resort to Yahoo Yahoo Internet Fraud.

4. IMPATIENCE:

This is the tendency to be restless. No foresight. The crave for rocket science and the wanting of magical effects in all situations. Humans should understand that if life was so easy and if goodies came in a rush, there would be no need to do the things we do on daily basis. We need to take it as it comes, doing the right thing the right way, it might take time, but the right time will always be the right time. The inability to calm down and wait for results subsequent to positive actions often leads to wrong reactions, Yahoo Yahoo Internet Fraud, in this case.

5. ACUTE POVERTY:

This is a very serious shortage of purchasing power or of access to resources that provide the basic necessities of life, such as food and shelter. In cases like this, coupled with some other factors, some are left with no other alternative but to go illegal, pathetic!

6. UNEMPLOYMENT / BAD ECONOMY:

I was thumbing through Nairaland the other day and I saw a thread that read “I want to become a G boy, I have been unemployed for 5 years after graduating, I need someone to teach me“, I couldn’t find my way to the thread again, would have dropped a link or probably screenshot. It’s no news that the state of the nation in terms of job opportunities is bad, but that still doesn’t act as enough justification to do the G, as popularly called.

All said, yet none of this is enough justification to engage in an internet scam. There are loads of legit Internet Businesses. Let’s spend our days building a better nation, not spoiling our already crumbling reputation.

This is my piece, it's yours for the taking. Don’t forget to share with friends.

Written by Faturoti Kayode, a content writer and internet marketer in whole. You can follow him on Twitter @Fattkay

SOURCE: https://hustle.ng/reason-engage-yahoo-boys-internet-fraud-scam/
WebmastersBloggers Needed For Sponsored Post - 1K Per Post by fattbabakay(op): 6:32pm On Jan 14, 2018
I need bloggers to help publish some sponsored posts.

I will provide the contents, all unique.

All you just do is publish on your blog.

I will pay 1K each.

I need as much as possible.

If you are down, kindly drop your blog url below and your whatsapp contact, I'll message you.

If you are not comfortable with dropping your details, you can reach me on WhatsApp via 08149565292.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Any Kind Of Job by fattbabakay(m): 7:50am On Jan 05, 2018
My advice is that you learn a skill instead.
Education5 Jobs You Can Do To Make Money Online In 2018 by fattbabakay(op): 7:28pm On Jan 03, 2018
Making money online in Nigeria, or rather creating a work for yourself from the comfort of your home is now a necessity. The employment system we rely on is in shambles, young men now have to create a living for themselves. This, even though can be done offline but the situation of the nation doesn’t even favor offline businesses so well, this is why individuals have to seek means to make money online in Nigeria.

Many Nigerian companies and individuals have focused on hiring experts who are capable of working remotely without compromising quality and fast delivery. On the off chance that you currently unemployed or under-employed, sit back and check out the following 5 Online Jobs You Can Do To Make Money Online In Nigeria, trust me, you might just get a better life after reading this.


1. Make Money Online In Nigeria As A Freelance Writer

This is the just one of the most common Online works to do in Nigeria. A freelance writer is a writer who works on a self-employed basis, no dedicated attachment to any company or individual. They can work for just one company/individual or, more often, they write for several different publications at a time. They are generally hired by any company or individual that needs content development services.

Obviously, writing contents does not really require a physical presence or an office space. What a freelance writer needs is a good portfolio of previously written contents; which must at least be compelling enough to convince clients that you are good. In addition, a freelance writer must be dynamic in writing and must be able to provide explanations and render content in a user-friendly and understandable manner.

As expected, freelance writers must have a good understanding of web concepts and possess familiarity with search engine optimizations. Often, freelance writers can earn within the range of 300,000 to a million monthly. A 500-word article usually is equivalent to $5 on Fiverr, while a 1000-word article costs $10. In most cases, rates are variable. I know of guys who charge $100 per article, depending on the level of expertise, the weight of the topic and the requirements. One of the guys that make millions doing freelance writing in Nigeria is Bamidele Onibalusi of WritersInCharge.com.


2. Make Money Online As A Website Designer/Developer

A web designer is someone who is both creative and technically inclined and uses both these attributes to build or redesign websites. The web designer has the ability to understand what is needed to make a website functional and easy to use, but at the same time make it aesthetically appealing to the user. Making money online as a website designer calls for you to be able to create great websites without no real supervision. Meanwhile, this is a job that requires the technical skills of computer programming.

If you have a good portfolio of previously done web design or development works, you will make a hit. Also, the more you do, the more clients you will get based on recommendations.

Instead of waiting for clients to contact you, you can take your skills to them by sending proposals or go on freelancing websites and display your capability for prospective clients to contact you.

You can charge exorbitant amounts to create websites for clients, just make sure you are sure of the great delivery.


3. Make Money Online As A Social Media Analyst/Manager

I’ve got works relating to this a couple of times so I can confidently say that social media analysts and social media marketers are hot cakes in the Make Money Online market.

As a social media analyst or manager, you will be leathered with the obligation of creating and maintaining a company or individual’s presence on social media outlets like Facebook, Instagram, and Twitter, to mention the most common. You will be charged with creating and posting engaging contents to generate new and keep existing customers for the company or individual.

Based on personal experience, you can charge between N40,000 to N200,000 on monthly basis working from home as a social media analyst or manager; Most times, price range depending on what company or individual you are working for, your expertise and what is expected of you in terms of delivery.


4. Make Money Online In Nigeria As A Blogger

Let’s leave aside the frequently asked question – Can Blogging Make You Rich? By now, you should know it can! This is actually a no-brainer as it is a popular hustle among Nigerians who make money online. In fact, anyone who makes money online in Nigeria would have more often than not, been a blogger in the past, if not present.

Set up a blog, you might want to follow my updates as I will be revealing how to create a killer blog later in the future. But you need to understand that blogging is demanding and nothing close to rocket science, I mean, you won’t get great results in a rush. It requires extreme patience. But trust me, blogging is definitely one of the numerous online hustles you can engage in to make money online in Nigeria.


5. Make Money Online As A Graphics Designer

A graphic designer is a professional in the graphic design and graphic arts industry who assembles together images, typography, or motion graphics to create a piece of design.

Graphics design jobs are hot in demand everywhere online. If you are a skilled graphics designer, maybe you are good with designing logos, animations e.t.c, you can work from home and rake in close to $100 per day. Also, a vast portfolio of great designs will earn you more jobs.

To the last Bullet, making money online does not necessarily require you being a computer literate before you can get started. A couple of basic knowledge of computer operation and internet navigation is enough to get going. All in all, listed above are some great work-from-home jobs that have proven profitable in recent times.

DISCLAIMER: The whole content of the write-up; 5 Online Jobs You Can Do To Make Money Online In Nigeria are solely based on my perspective, they might differ from someone else’s.

SOURCE: https://hustle.ng/online-jobs-work-from-home-make-money-online-nigeria/
FamilyRe: Nairaland Christmas Giveaway by Twaci (2017 Edition) by fattbabakay(m): 6:42am On Jan 02, 2018
midehill:
please sir bless me sir...I am lacking seriously...the 10k will go a long way for me...I am so broke right now...if u can help me with the 10k it will go a long way for me...firstly out of it...I will register for another jamb since I wasn't considered 4 admission last yr...sir pls help me sir...if u need any more proof...if u are in Lagos m ready to prove it to u...sir I swear to God I am not faking it...m extremely broke...

0154553541 GTB thanks and God bless u
What is your problem? This is more like the 4th time I'm telling you I'm not giving out money.
BusinessRe: My Top 100 FIVERR Fun Facts And Tips - FATTKAY by fattbabakay(op): 7:06pm On Dec 31, 2017
EbizCoachNg2:
That's true bro. But fiverr support would never refund your buyer without your consent
Not true in most cases. But all the same, thanks for the contribution.
BusinessRe: My Top 100 FIVERR Fun Facts And Tips - FATTKAY by fattbabakay(op): 9:03am On Dec 31, 2017
EbizCoachNg2:
Lol.

You can only cancel and at the same time rate the seller if the seller failed to deliver within the deadline. Once the seller has delivered your job, you can only accept the job done and rate the seller, or you file dispute to seek refund but can no longer rate/review the seller. In other words, you can't cancel and still be able to rate/review the seller if he/she delivers in time.

You are doing a great job. You are an amazing writer. Keep it up bro.
Lol thanks a lot. Meanwhile, you can always rate a seller a depressing 1 star. Then contact support to explain how the seller did a crappy job for you and you'd like to get a refund. You'll get the order canceled and the review would stay there.
FamilyRe: Nairaland Christmas Giveaway by Twaci (2017 Edition) by fattbabakay(m): 7:07am On Dec 29, 2017
BusinessRe: My New Year Giveaway - Fattkay by fattbabakay(op): 7:05am On Dec 29, 2017
EducationRe: Nigerian Jobs Aptitude Tests Past Questions And Answers Download by fattbabakay(m): 12:00am On Dec 29, 2017
EduRegard:
WHY YOU SHOULD GET Nigerian Jobs Aptitude Tests Past Questions And Answers Download

The upside is that these Job test bodies are too lazy to prepare fresh questions for the upcoming tests, they often resort to the manipulation of the exam past questions. So, if you can get hold of the past question and get familiar with it, you are already some steps ahead of other applicants in securing the job.

The secrets to success in aptitude tests can be attributed to the study of past questions and can never be over-emphasized.

So see below, Nigerian Jobs Aptitude Tests Past Questions And Answers Download :

NNPC Job Aptitude Test Past Questions And Answers – PDF Download

[Download] Graduate Trainee Manual For Inexperienced Job Seekers

[Download] Information Technology IT Past Questions For Job Tests

General Engineering Questions And Answers For Job Tests

Nigeria Railway Corporation Exam Past Questions and Answer

Nigerian Navy (DSSC) Past Questions And Answers For Aptitude Test

UAC Nigeria Aptitude Test Past Questions – PDF Download

SHL Style Aptitude Test Past Questions – PDF Download

PWC Job Aptitude Test Past Questions – PDF Download

Shell Job Aptitude Test Past Questions – PDF Download

NBC Job Aptitude Test Past Questions – PDF Download

Lafarge Job Aptitude Test Past Questions – PDF Download

MCKINSEY Job Aptitude Test Past Questions – PDF Download

Kraft Foods Job Aptitude Test Past Questions – PDF Download

KPMG Job Aptitude Test Past Questions – PDF Download

Keystone Bank Job Aptitude Test Past Questions – PDF Download

Job Interview Questions – Full Pack

Heritage Bank Job Aptitude Test Past Questions – PDF Download

GTBank Job Aptitude Test Past Questions – PDF Download

First Bank Job Aptitude Test Past Questions – PDF Download

Ernst &Young Aptitude Test Past Questions – PDF Download

Ecobank Aptitude Test Past Questions – PDF Download

Dragnet Aptitude Test Past Questions & Answers – PDF Download

Diamond Bank Job Aptitude Test Past Questions – PDF Download

Delta State Civil Service Exams Past Questions – PDF Download

DELLOITE Job Aptitude Test Past Questions – PDF Download

Dangote Job Aptitude Test Past Questions – PDF Download

CITA PETROLEUM TEST PRACTICE PAST QUESTIONS Full PDF Download

CHEVRON JOB TEST PRACTICE PAST QUESTIONS Full PDF Download

BAKER HUGHES JOB TEST PRACTICE PAST QUESTIONS Full PDF Download

AGIP JOB TEST PRACTICE PAST QUESTIONS Full PDF Download

Full Package – ADDAX Job Past Questions PDF Download

ACCESS BANK Job Aptitude Test – Graduate Trainee Programme Full Pack In PDF

NIS Nigerian Immigration Service Past Questions And Answers

Stanbic IBTC Jobs Past Questions and Answers Download

CONTACT US TODAY
CALL/WHATSAPP - 08149565292
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Nairaland General10 Things You Must Really Do Before Going Into 2018 - Fattkay by fattbabakay(op):
As we all seem to be endlessly searching for ways to make the best out of the coming year, several opinions have been raised.

Despite this, there are definitely some things that need to be emphasized. These drawbacks (somewhat) are ubiquitous in their ability to deter your success in 2018. But don’t fret because if you really seek success in this coming year, and you fear some of your actions are blocking your desire for a better year, you have the power and control to overcome them.

Listed below are some very small things you MUST leave behind in 2017.




1. Stop Using “Am” instead of “I’m”!

This annoying grammatical practice ran rampant throughout 2017. Like? This difference is very simple but our people decided to have a bad case of the simples. Although some of us do not know we are making this mistake, there are still some people that know about this mistake but just decide to dig in their heels.

When I wanted to hire content writers for someone this year, I posted the job offer and told those who applied to write a short article about themselves. My eyes were on stalks with the number of wrong “am” usages I saw, like “Am a content writer with 7years of experience”. Those entries were just silently disregarded. You never can tell if that’s why they never called you back after those job interviews.

This applies to “Have and I’ve, its and it’s” and other little grammatical misappropriations as well.

I know English language is hard for everybody, but please learn it so as to avoid this mistake in 2018.

Check this article for the difference between Am and I’m.


2. Cut Out Dense Friendships!

There are some friendships that aren’t helping you. Look around you and thumb through your friends, then ask yourself, do your friends have ambitions? Do they have drive? Do they have the same mentality as you? If all you do is just laugh, drink, play and never really get into any serious career discussions, they are dense friends. You can’t be eating unhealthy foods and expecting to feel good. Stop hanging out with negative, draining people and expecting to feel positive and fulfilled. Life is too short to spend time with people who suck the happiness out of you.

Analyse your friends in 2018, keep close to the meaningful ones only.


3. Stop Wasting Your Time On Whatsapp!

We waste too much time on Whatsapp (And Social Media). Damn. It’s as if Whatsapp created new employment opportunities for us when they implemented the updates feature. We now stay glued all day waiting for who’s next to upload status to keep us entertained.

Quite right, whatsapp is a good way to keep in touch and stay out of boredom. But there are some conversations that are just mere time wasting. If she’s replying you with one words “k, nice, alright, m fine”, why not just block her life from your whatsapp and reduce your worries by one?

Stop sitting around your house scrolling on your phone and expecting to be productive and accomplished. Reduce the time you spend on whatsapp. You can spend the same amount of time learning things that’ll help your life.

If you are the type that spends all day on Whatsapp, stop it in 2018! It’s bad!


4. If You Are Self-Employed, Stop Doing Free Jobs!

Stop being fooled into doing free work based on promises it will pay off for you in the end. More often than not, it doesn’t! Don’t get lured into something based on the hook that your work could “turn into something big.” There’s a good chance you’ll end up donating a lot of your time and energy without getting anything in return.

This is a 5-unit time wasting course. Whoever needs your service should be ready to pay for it. Although whatever amount you charge depends on you, be it cheap or expensive. But my friend, value your time and effort.

There are exceptions to this, you can decide to do a free work if;

1. You are just learning and it’ll help you learn faster
2. You’ll gain real-life experience and an impressive addition to your resume

If you don’t value your time, other people won’t either. So it’s important to know your worth. And if you’re going to do some work for free, be intentional about it. Make sure it’s something that makes sense for your business.

Stop doing free jobs for people in 2018! I’m sure you love expensive cars and Island houses as well, free jobs won’t help you achieve those.


5. Stop Making Women Your Priority!

We waste too much time chasing random ladies up and down. Quite right, women are the best. According to Aristotle, “If women didn’t exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning”. But there’s always a moderate way of taking actions.

The idea of chasing women is not even bad, it’s the time-wasting endeavor of beating around no particular circle and just wasting precious time. Consider the analogy of a moth and a flame. Many men out there act like the moth — they are attracted to the flame, often erratically bouncing around and never getting too close for fear of getting burned, thereby wasting time.

Whichever you want, either sex or date, be very fast in making your intentions known, if yes, you won, if no, you save yourself some time to do something productive with your life.

Being realistic, if many men invest the time they use in chasing ladies in hustling for a better life, we would have more millionaires by now.

Let 2018 be different, don’t waste too much time chasing ladies, some of them will waste your dear time!


6. Get Crypto-Conscious!

With all the rage of cryptocurrencies, chances are slim that you have no idea of what it is. At least, you know bitcoins?

Nigeria recently started catching the wave, and 2018 will give birth to more crypto millionaires. Cryptocurrency is one of the fastest ways to make good money without really doing any stressful labour apart from brilliant researches.

If you have no idea of Cryptocurrency, I advise you go on google and learn this game. If you have any free money that you are not spending, cryptocurrencies might be a good bet.

However, I should warn you. If you are considering investing in cryptocurrencies, it may be best to treat your “investment” in the same way you would treat any other highly speculative venture. In other words, recognize that you run the risk of losing part of your investment, if you are not careful.

Cryptocurrencies will make people smile in 2018, well maybe otherwise. But if you play your game with caution and patience, you might have a better year.


7. Stop Complaining!

Every man with his problem(s), but who cares? There may not be a more destructive (and annoying) habit than chronic complaining. It’s time for us to wake up and stop murmuring once and for all. When living out our daily lives, especially in a country like Nigeria and the influence of social media (oppression), it’s often easy to look around and blame some factors for our problems.

While it’s true that there are things in the outside world we can’t control, the biggest difference between two people is simply their reaction towards it. Stop lamenting up and down, nobody really cares about your complaints.

But if you really need to complain, do it to someone that will provide a solution to your problem. But often times, only YOU can help YOU.

Get into proper actions in 2018.


8. Make Sure There Is Something You Are Doing Right!

Either you are doing well academically, learning a skill, developing your talent, making money (anyhow), or doing well at your workplace. There must be something you are doing right and good at. There must be something you can be applauded for. Otherwise, you are just a regular man.

If your academics is leading nowhere, start learning a skill, or start a proper hustle,. If you are not passing well in school, you are not good at any skill, no talent, no real hustle, no relationship (not even with God), then what are you doing with your life?

Make 2018 better, there must be something you can point to as your strong point.


9. Stop Waiting For Anyone To Help You!

You are alone, don’t allow your entire life purpose drive away while waiting for someone. Stop waiting for someone to come and make you happy.

What if your distant uncle promised you a job, he has probably repeated that cliche saying a million times before, you’ve ruminated on it and you were like “damn I have no worries”. And it wasn’t until that evening did it really actually hit you that he was dead (Forbidden by God).

Or someone promised to teach you a skill that he makes money from. What if he just teaches you the scratch and never goes into details, knowing fully well that you’re never going to make a dime out of that surface knowledge.

There are some people that are worth waiting for, but there’s no harm in having supernumerary decisIons, also known as plan B. Don’t just sit down throughout 2018 waiting for favour from an entity. People disappoint and at times it’s beyond their control.

Always remember that nobody loves you more than you. And only you can help yourself better.

Don’t sit and wait all 2018 for anyone, go and do your thing your way.


10. Stay Closer To God!

Unfortunately, many people seem to be on a spiritual roller coaster in their relationship with God. But God doesn’t want our relationship with Him to be like this, and He has provided us with everything we need to grow closer to Him every day. You really do not have to be a daddy G.O to be close to God, just put God first – and keep him there. Pray for a great year (2018), as you might not know, prayers work.

There you have them. He who talks and chill lives to talk another day. On this note, I withdraw my pen.

WRITTEN BY: Faturoti Kayode, a content writer and internet marketer in whole. You can follow him on Twitter @Fattkay

SOURCE: https://eduregard.com.ng/10-things-must-really-stop-2017-fattkay/
BusinessRe: My New Year Giveaway - Fattkay by fattbabakay(op): 8:03pm On Dec 27, 2017
mhisbliss:
lol not trying to discourage you but do good to teach them how to run it without a laptop I might follow maybe I can learn something too
smiley smiley
BusinessRe: My New Year Giveaway - Fattkay by fattbabakay(op): 8:03pm On Dec 27, 2017
KoladeKoded:
After spending close to two years on Fiverr (Digital Marketing/Song Writing/Whiteboard Video Animation Niche) and getting myself acquainted with how the freelancing platform works, I have decided to focus more on blogging in 2018.

Earlier this year, i took a course on udemy about creating wordpress websites and thereafter created my first website in August. Although the website ([url]nscheoau.com.ng[/url]) isn't a personal one, I was in total control of it. I managed the website effectively and ensured regular upload of content. From there, I started gathering resources and reading more about blogging related topics like Digital Marketing, SEO, Google AdSense and others online.

MY PLAN FOR 2018
I want to set up a personal website where viewers would get access to information about career opportunities (such as scholarships, internships, contests, competitions etc) available worldwide. The website would have a blog where i would be posting useful web content on career development and motivation. With the resources, knowledge, technical know-how and experience I've been exposed to this year, I'm optimistic and fully convinced that this website would be successful.

I PROMISE not to waste your time nor disappoint you, I PROMISE!!!
Whatsapp me
BusinessRe: My New Year Giveaway - Fattkay by fattbabakay(op): 8:02pm On Dec 27, 2017
kilojoDesigns:
Other than, www.earncrypto.com Who knows other sites to earn Crypto-Currency online by doing simple tasks like watching videos and data entry. I believe cryptos are the future, best to gain as much as one can.
https://steemit.com/

Thanks me later.
BusinessRe: My New Year Giveaway - Fattkay by fattbabakay(op): 8:01pm On Dec 27, 2017
DrSage:
P.S: Hope the excess ingestion of the strepsils didn't aggravate the whole issue?
It did o. Man couldn't sleep. But man is alive wink
BusinessRe: My New Year Giveaway - Fattkay by fattbabakay(op): 8:00pm On Dec 27, 2017
eobianke:
Merry Xmas FattKay.
I like to commend you for your many good works.
Quickly I like to tell you why I would not waste your time; am unemployed, am looking for other things to do, I can write creatively, I have tried blogging before now and I think I have learnt from my mistakes.
I also have done niche search and I think I can fair well in either HERBAL REMEDIES or DEALING WITH SUGAR MUMMY.
I think I have enough resource and material to write on either of this blog if chosen.
Finally I like to get you a Xmas gift next year so do well to try me.
I like your sugar mummy niche grin grin grin Contact me on whatsapp
BusinessRe: My New Year Giveaway - Fattkay by fattbabakay(op): 7:59pm On Dec 27, 2017
Kenattah:
Hello Fattkay. I have been a freelancer for over 12month and have only been able to attain level 1and I have not been making enough sales. I am into Graphics design. I wish I could have an account that would rank to make more sales. Thanks
Maybe this is just what you need >>> https://hustle.ng/tag/fiverr/
BusinessRe: My New Year Giveaway - Fattkay by fattbabakay(op): 7:59pm On Dec 27, 2017
BeastOfNoTribe:
Bless up...
Chp knuckle grin
BusinessRe: My New Year Giveaway - Fattkay by fattbabakay(op): 7:57pm On Dec 27, 2017
thegraace:
Hello Fattkay, thanks for this your uncommon humane disposition to help some people out of their financial dryness. I am very much interested in BLOGGING. I am good at English Language and of course, my Course of Study is an added advantage for me; I am a Mass Communication Graduate.

Coincidentally, I created a thread on Webmasters Session where I solicit help from Nairalanders to set up a blog for me. One or two persons responded positively to my request but I was asked to buy a Domain Name myself which I cannot afford at this moment.

I am a very diligent and hardworking person. I believe I am knowledgeable enough on the wherewithal that can make me a successful Blogger.

I promise that I will not let myself down and will never allow your effort to go in futility.

Thanking you in anticipation for considering me.
Contact me on whatsapp.
BusinessRe: My New Year Giveaway - Fattkay by fattbabakay(op): 7:56pm On Dec 27, 2017
Emmanuelabisi:
Hello mr fattakay
Basically am a video editor by professional and also am into affiliated marketing and I know about fiver . My email marketing gig was deleted by fiver and I don't know why... Maybe I did not open it well. But bro that did not stop my zeal for making money online....i wanna do this......and I promise u am not wasting your time....if am wasting your time then am wasting my life... Cos this what I want to take as my career.....pls I want to do this.... I have disturbed u everywhere... IG... Whatsapp... Hoping a day like this will come.
Pls I don't know how to use big grammar.... But i believe you understand me. Pls give me a chance. Thank u
Samples of video edited?
BusinessRe: My New Year Giveaway - Fattkay by fattbabakay(op): 7:54pm On Dec 27, 2017
Emexicoman:
Hi FattyKay
I heartily want to commend u for trying to show people like me the river to fish rather than handing out just the fishes to us. I am Fred by name and I already have a blog which I literally have been managing based on DIY levels. I want to build it up to a better one. I need ur help. I'll surprise with u my pace and things I would achieve in a short while. God bless u for this initiative.
The blog link?
BusinessRe: My New Year Giveaway - Fattkay by fattbabakay(op): 7:53pm On Dec 27, 2017
SolDesign:
Hi BOSS. I am currently running a free blog (a motivation-based website) under google. I have been limited to somethings so I wish to have my own .com domain name and also be freed from google; I want to migrate to wordpress. I need your help in this. THANKS
Contact on whatsapp. Check signature.
BusinessRe: My New Year Giveaway - Fattkay by fattbabakay(op): 7:11pm On Dec 27, 2017
kennylizzy:
Good afternoon.
I will like to have a blog. I intend to use the blog as a site to upload samples of my works. I write articles and essays as well as other academic writings.
I read on your blog that a serious freelancer should have a blog to upload samples of work. Here's the link https://hustle.ng/make-money-online-writer-nigeria/

I'd be grateful if you can assist me in this regard because I believe it will show professionalism on my part, make it easier for me to promote my gig and convince buyers.

SWITCH: Christmas was great, only that I'm now battling with running stomach. sad Aside the sore throat, hope yours was great?
sHARP. wHATSAPP.
BusinessRe: My New Year Giveaway - Fattkay by fattbabakay(op): 7:03pm On Dec 27, 2017
chipsypop:
Hi fattbabakay I am skilled in 3d visualization and animation, I'm also proficient in the use of Photoshop, after effects and premiere pro for video editing and compositing and I'm also learning more skills everyday. please I'm interested in having a fiverr account. I've tried fiverr, up work and freelancer a number of times but no success, I don't know where I'm getting it wrong. I'm passionate about earning online but I need a guide. pls help me set up the fiverr account, I would be most grateful. Below are few of my works
Samples please
BusinessRe: My New Year Giveaway - Fattkay by fattbabakay(op): 7:02pm On Dec 27, 2017
Lynette2cute:
Please I'm interested in the blog. I'm good in story writing and motivational posts.
Great. Can I see the ones you've written?
BusinessRe: My New Year Giveaway - Fattkay by fattbabakay(op): 7:02pm On Dec 27, 2017
mhisbliss:
nice and laudable project I must say, teaching them how to fish instead of giving them fish, but I hope you'll also teach them what blogging and fiverr is all about, so you won't waste this on someone who might abandon this along the line when the dreams of quick and easy money becomes a fallacy, and please get them a laptop as well
Laptop bawo, when I'm not Otedola for the money

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