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Christianity EtcRe: "When A Pastor Is Into Sport Betting"- Hilarious Photo by favourboy1(m): 5:19am On Apr 30, 2016
janzguy:
Photoshop the pics and added the pastor's name, photo and church address?
its photoshop i can do it man dnt be deceive.
LiteratureRe: My Days As An OAU Fresher - True Life Story by favourboy1(m): 8:43pm On Apr 29, 2016
EduRegard:
https://i2.wp.com/www.eduregard.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/fresher-diary.jpg?resize=340%2C146

I will be using this thread to summarise my days as a fresh student on OAU campus... Keep up
please kindly complete this story pls.
LiteratureRe: He Taught Me.... A Thief Taught By His Dad by favourboy1(m): 6:34pm On Apr 29, 2016
MarryJOANNA:
---------CONTINUATION-----------

That's how I got initiated into the Armed Group.... I lived with the group, I learnt that they never go out except on mission, we ate anything we want, and there's a beautiful girl who cooked for all of us (14 in number), the girl also serve as my "Oga at the top" girlfriend and we(others) are not allowed to have girlfriends, I strolled out in the area on a day to noticed there's no house in our environment except for the river at the back of our house....


My first mission as an Armed Robber was on a Sunday night and we were told from Friday to get ready for the mission... On the said night, I was given a black slim-fitted top and a black tight jean, a pair of black sneakers and a beautiful pistol (Revolver) "Michael Colt's Edition"... We set out around 8pm in two vehicles (Toyota Camry Pencil and Toyota Corolla).... We embark on a journey I don't even know where, we moved on to Lagos-Ibadan Expressway, we got to a certain place and the cars swerved from the main road to the an untarred road, we parked and we were told to get down, I'm so happy and afraid at the same....


I was given a mask and all others also put on their masks... We stayed beside the road for some time and one of the guys(Robbie) by name moved into the Corolla and parked it beside the road with the other of us hidden inside the bush and we wait for our first victim, he(Robbie) opened the bonnet of the car and pretended as if the car had fault, he waited for about three minutes, then a Nissan Murano packed a few metres and reversed back to him, there's a family which consists of a man, woman and a little girl, the man made his mistakes as he came out of the vehicle and asked Robbie what happened, he answered though I didn't hear him well...

Man: what happened??

Robbie: my car had a little.... (Inaudible words)

Man: what did you say?

Robbie: I don't even know, may be its the battery or something

Man: let me check it

Robbie: thank you sir, I'm here since almost 4 hours back

The man bend over on the bonnet and to his surprise, we came out of our hiding and our boss started shouting at the family, he shot the wife instantly and that's the first time a human being was shot in my presence... We collected all the man's money, wristwatch and all valuables he had... And some of our men are even handling the girls breast, I just stood there watching and actually doing nothing until my boss shouted at me and I just start helping in packing the loots..... We succeeded in the operation and we move on the highway till we stop at another road and repeat another operation, this time its a single man around the age of 45, he was killed and his vehicle (Honda Element) collected...


We later drove to a house and we also burgled the house... We later packed in a bush and changed our clothes, drove to a Beer Parlour and everyone started ordering for what they would like to take, I ordered for malt and my fellow hoodlums started laughing at me, I later collected Smirnoff when some are taking Jack Daniels and co....


We payed for the drinks and peppersoup and left for our hideout(house)


Feel free to tell me your opinions, what I should add or remove or any idea you have at all..... I'm still a novice in this game
your story is ok, but not in term of 5yrs or 8yrs boy, cus we didnt see any childish stealing of when the boy was 5yr or 8yr its an adult stealin u r writin about, try make sure d story rythm with d age. I av 8yrs old n 5yrs old bro dat can even tink of d type of stealin u wrote..seriously i love ur story go on with it.
CrimeRe: Female Thief Caught Hiding provisions In Her Underwear (photo) by favourboy1(m): 10:40pm On Apr 27, 2016
petz:
Ewoo!! End time thief
come to london mhz
RomanceRe: Share Your Threesomee Sexual Experience - Read Mine by favourboy1(m): 11:46am On Apr 27, 2016
sinaj:
my daddy will flog me
really then dont try watching it, i will start watching your movement on nairaland.
RomanceRe: Share Your Threesomee Sexual Experience - Read Mine by favourboy1(m): 10:39pm On Apr 26, 2016
midehi2:
waiting on how you did both
scratch your pussi while waiting.
RomanceRe: Share Your Threesomee Sexual Experience - Read Mine by favourboy1(m): 10:37pm On Apr 26, 2016
sinaj:
Waiting pls upload Pishures of u doing it else we won't believe it undecided
try watching porn film
RomanceRe: Share Your Threesomee Sexual Experience - Read Mine by favourboy1(m): 10:36pm On Apr 26, 2016
sinaj:
Waiting pls upload Pishures of u doing it else we won't believe it undecided
try watching porn film
RomanceRe: Meet The 2017 Miss Nairaland by favourboy1(m): 2:21pm On Apr 26, 2016
Hadez:
I really want to join the competition but no time and I am not popular sad

I was even thinking I will see extremely beautiful girls in the competition. I thought it is suppose to be a beauty pagent competition, but 90% of them are ugly.

I don't care if you start bashing as usual some people are only good in that aspect I only aired my opinion. Hopefully by next year when the price increases I will join tongue
exactly what you said is what i said about the issue u right miss.
RomanceRe: Administration Pls Hide My ID, Advice Needed by favourboy1(op): 11:34am On Apr 26, 2016
Julietcutie:
op it's a sign... he doesn't want the relationship between u two again... for him to say such and act nonchalant he must really be over you sorry just move on
alright
RomanceRe: Administration Pls Hide My ID, Advice Needed by favourboy1(op): 11:34am On Apr 26, 2016
tania28:
let him go,he doesn't want u anymore A better guy that wil love u wil come
alright
CelebritiesWhich Is Your Best Actress? (pictures) by favourboy1(op): 9:35am On Apr 26, 2016
which among them is your best actress

RomanceAdministration Pls Hide My ID, Advice Needed by favourboy1(op): 9:26am On Apr 26, 2016
I have a boyfrd we ve dated 4 4yrs just last mnth he said i shld gv a listening ear 2 any guy dat cum my way dat he stil ve alot 2 do, i told him dat i wil wait bt he did nt cal or care if am waitn or not, he gv alot of excus so i drop a text 4 hm dat i wil nt wait 4 hm again he cal me and ask if d text was 4 hm i said yes he drop his cal & nvr cal again! Pls wat shld i do? I stil lv hm
RomanceI Can't Stop Laughing Romancelander by favourboy1(op): 9:12am On Apr 26, 2016
which
one is the funniest(i choose 11)
..choose one

1)~When the person
interviewing you at your new
job is the same guy you
insulted in
traffic.
Bro, u go apologise tire.!

2)When you abuse your friend
"your mama!!!" and
then u turn around to see his/
her mum staring at
you.
oboi, u go collect plenty slap!.!

3)When Mosquito lands on your
father's bald head
and u try to kill it with your
bare hands.
You must provide d proof
ohh, or else...

4) When you update"salary
things" on Facebook and
your landlord comments "on
point"""
U go travel go villa by force.

5)When you're in a bus and
you
throw away your
#500 note instead of gala
wrapper. Chai! E don do be
dat!

6)When ur Dad works at
NEPA
and they take light
and
you shout "God punish
NEPA".......
And he's there with u. Na ur
mama go start to pay ur
school fees.

7)When u dey on top okada
and
the okada man dey
ping... # Lol. Na automatic ticket
to Baba God be dat.

cool When you finish eating in
an
eatery and u find out
wallet fell out in a taxi...
Start to prepare ur grammar.

9)When Usain Bolt chases u
with a Cutlass...
O boy, just stop beg am, cos ur
own don finish.

10)~When u give beggar #500
note instead of #50.

11)When
soldier
punish u finish
come release u
make u dey go, u come climb
ur
bike come shout "officer
thunder fire u" and ur
bike no come gree start again.

12)When u dey inside bus, buy
1
gala and the seller
run wit N950 change...
# CryNogoDoAm

13)When
you post on Facebook
"My boss is an idiot"
and ur boss like ur post.
No just go work tomorrow.

14)When u read this, laugh and
didn't drop a comment or like
this post..
RomanceRe: Chaiiii It Has Happened To Me by favourboy1(m): 9:00pm On Apr 25, 2016
andysnoopy:
Abeg it's not by force to comment.
ok go battle your self
RomanceRe: Chaiiii It Has Happened To Me by favourboy1(m): 8:55pm On Apr 25, 2016
andysnoopy:
Chaiiii I have dead! shocked shocked Mo gbe ooo!!! I used to think some stories here an made up but it has happened to me. Just caught my gf cheating! ! Live and direct!! Ohh the shock! The humiliation! ! The anger!! And thank God for the self control n protection he gave to me...

I still can't belive it.. common!! this girl is an Angel! She talks like n angel, fly like an angel, always there for me like an angel.. (you know what that said about "if it barks like a dog, runs like dog, smells like a dog) so she must be an angel!! Caught her kissing a neighbour in front of my gate, after I suspected her phone call and decided to be a smart man for once in my life. She's been having that phone call, they talk in their language, she ends it with " bye gf" and here I'm I wondering how a girl sounds so much like a man!! God I'm so gutted right now, my dogs has been unleashed,she dare not enter the house..

Thinking of what to do with her now??
When i want to create topic i get this has message ''Please wait for a few
minutes before
submitting this post.
Our server is
overwhelmed''.
and your senseless topic caused it.
FamilyRe: Full Meaning Of Husband And Wife..check It Out. by favourboy1(op): 3:16pm On Apr 25, 2016
BornnAgainChild:
Bromley or westbrom...which one
common i stay at bromley meet me.
FamilyRe: Full Meaning Of Husband And Wife..check It Out. by favourboy1(op): 3:12pm On Apr 25, 2016
BornnAgainChild:
Side chick and main chick nkohuh
meet me up at bromley, we can discus the meaning.
FamilyFull Meaning Of Husband And Wife..check It Out. by favourboy1(op): 3:06pm On Apr 25, 2016
H-U-S-B-A-N-D
H- Honor his wife as a divine from God.
U- Understand his wife.
S- Shield his home with ceaseless warfare prayers.
B- Bond in love, loyalty, faithfulness to God and wife.
A- Always pray rest, eat well, and play together with his wife.
N- Neglect not his matrimonial duties.
D- Dependable in all area. --------------------------------------------- -
W-I-F-E
W- Wise in communication and counsel .
I- Innocent in character.
F- Fervent in Bible study and prayer.
E- Excellent on bed and in the kitchen.
Do you agree with me or not? If you re against it can I hear your own meaning.
God blessing your marriage, and for the single ones, God will give you a better Husband/wife. AMEN! !!!
RomanceRe: Pls A Nairalander Needs Your Advice by favourboy1(m): 2:53pm On Apr 25, 2016
vickieGold:
Is it wrong for a girl to give héros boyfriend money and buys Phone for him?
I have been asking myself this question cos i do that a lot
in drake voice: you get what you give double of it trust me.

Try download it
drake ft sean ft west - blessing.
RomanceRe: R by favourboy1(m): 12:47pm On Apr 25, 2016
after uv done it, you came asking whether is wrong, wait were u bleeped by spirit husband, try your brain at mutual hospital pmb sportlite get help their bitch.
RomanceRe: R by favourboy1(m): 12:44pm On Apr 25, 2016
tribalwarlord:
my older neighbour followed his mom to my house to visit my own mom... he had to excuse himself and came to my room, I was shocked cause we haven't talked in a while... we discussed for some time and we kissed and had sex... do you think its okay... mature mindz please
yea its ok for you bitchlady
RomanceRomancelander Check Out This, FOR REAL? by favourboy1(op): 12:18pm On Apr 25, 2016
In time of fuel scarcity In time of hard life and struggling The Destiny of a great Nation rest on the shoulder of an Old Man .
His Name Is____?

CelebritiesRe: Genevive Nnaji Said She Haven't Had Sex In 10yrs Did U Agree Wit Her ? by favourboy1(op): 9:49am On Apr 25, 2016
sinaj:
Maybe she prefers Bj to sexhuh
please what is BJ, i want to know please
FamilyRe: Urgent Advice Needed. by favourboy1(m): 9:10am On Apr 25, 2016
ok
RomanceQuestion Of The Day by favourboy1(op): 8:50am On Apr 25, 2016
Be sincere Read below
lines.
One woman was about to go
and take her bath, she wrap
only towel on her body.
Immediately she carried the
bucket of water to go to the
bathroom, she heard a voice
shouting outside her compound.
So she dropped the bucket and
ran outside to see the problem.
Unfortunately, it was her sister
that left years ago. She comes
with her 1month old baby. As
she saw them, she shouted with
joy and ran with great
happiness to welcome them.
Everybody around her house
came out to see what's
happening. She carried the baby
and threw her up on the air
with joy. Immediately she did
that, her towel untied and she
was completely naked in the
public while the 1month old
baby is still in the air!
.
Now the question is, If you are
the woman, which 1 will you
protect first,

1. the child or

2. your unclothedness?

RomanceGenevive Nnaji Said She Haven't Had Sex In 10yrs Did U Agree Wit Her? by favourboy1(op): 8:40am On Apr 25, 2016
DO YOU BELIEVE?

CelebritiesGenevive Nnaji Said She Haven't Had Sex In 10yrs Did U Agree Wit Her ? by favourboy1(op): 8:32am On Apr 25, 2016
DO YOU BELIEVE HER?

RomanceRe: Please, Who Know This Girl? by favourboy1(m): 7:33am On Apr 25, 2016
assfreaky:
is their toto make of goldhuh
let your mum answer that, i guess she knws better.
RomanceRe: My Date With Ifeoma The Bank Worker, Bankers Are Very Stingy (pics) by favourboy1(m): 9:03pm On Apr 24, 2016
fairlyusedpant:
As a fine boy wey i be na, i met this girl when i entered a brt bus, so she asked for my number, and i gave it to her, since then she has been disturbing me that she wants to take me out, and i have been dodging her since, so one day i decided to give her the opportunity, so i called her to meet me in one fast food joint, so when we got there, she requested that the waitress should bring ''asun'' for her and me, mehn i was disappointed, just asun alone, O my God, then after eating it, she paid the bill, and wanted to collect a change of 50 naira, very stingy banker, since then, i deleted her number, i promise not to date a bank worker again, they are very stingy and greedy...

I go upload the pics later, i wan go buy fuel for my prado jeep
stop fake please uk is boring, no one to talk to everyone minding his or her business here in uk so let enjoy romance entertainment pls nt ur lie thanks.

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