which
one is the funniest(i choose 11)
..choose one

1)~When the person
interviewing you at your new
job is the same guy you
insulted in
traffic.
Bro, u go apologise tire.!

2)When you abuse your friend
"your mama!!!" and
then u turn around to see his/
her mum staring at
you.
oboi, u go collect plenty slap!.!

3)When Mosquito lands on your
father's bald head
and u try to kill it with your
bare hands.
You must provide d proof
ohh, or else...

4) When you update"salary
things" on Facebook and
your landlord comments "on
point"""
U go travel go villa by force.

5)When you're in a bus and
you
throw away your
#500 note instead of gala
wrapper. Chai! E don do be
dat!

6)When ur Dad works at
NEPA
and they take light
and
you shout "God punish
NEPA".......
And he's there with u. Na ur
mama go start to pay ur
school fees.

7)When u dey on top okada
and
the okada man dey
ping... # Lol. Na automatic ticket
to Baba God be dat.

When you finish eating in
an
eatery and u find out
wallet fell out in a taxi...
Start to prepare ur grammar.

9)When Usain Bolt chases u
with a Cutlass...
O boy, just stop beg am, cos ur
own don finish.

10)~When u give beggar #500
note instead of #50.

11)When
soldier
punish u finish
come release u
make u dey go, u come climb
ur
bike come shout "officer
thunder fire u" and ur
bike no come gree start again.

12)When u dey inside bus, buy
1
gala and the seller
run wit N950 change...
# CryNogoDoAm

13)When
you post on Facebook
"My boss is an idiot"
and ur boss like ur post.
No just go work tomorrow.

14)When u read this, laugh and
didn't drop a comment or like
this post..

None...

Dry..