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Lol you can't assure us about safety concerning bandits and herdsmen.... You are doing chochocho on something that doesn't concern us.... Hundreds of people are being killed monthly you won't talk but anything internal security u go dey rush put mouth.... Una no dey shame

Gun attacks on other Nigerians since all this while has there been an arrest?

Na u know why you still using all this ancestors bank..... Most of you don't just want to accept digitalized banking system is the way

Person wey person wey police suppose flog bundle for their pickup....

Godfullsam:
Election hasn't started and the main opposition are already blaming themselves.

LOL you sure it hasn't started... Something that is about to be concluded 😂😂😂😂if not concluded already

givedemwotowoto:
Court Proceedings

Charge: “Interception of the National Security Adviser’s Phone Call”

Judge: Prosecutor, proceed.

Prosecutor: On Friday, February 13, 2026, Mr. Nasir claimed that he tapped the phone call of the National Security Adviser.

Judge: Do you have evidence that the phone call of the NSA was intercepted?

Prosecutor: Yes, My Lord.

Judge: What is your evidence?

Prosecutor: He said it himself. His own admission is my evidence.

Defense: My Lord, are we now prosecuting people for what they say without proof that the act occurred?

Prosecutor: If someone publicly claims to have committed an offense, that is sufficient basis for prosecution.

Defense: So if someone claims on television that they can fly, do we charge them for violating aviation laws?

Prosecutor: That is different.

Defense: How?

Prosecutor: Because flying without authorization is impossible.

Defense: And intercepting the NSA’s phone call without access, tools, infrastructure, or evidence is…?

Judge: Prosecutor, do you have technical evidence? Call logs? Forensic data? Telecom confirmation?

Prosecutor: No, My Lord. But he said it.

Defense: So the State’s case is built on a headline?

Prosecutor: On his statement.

Defense: Then by that standard, every exaggeration, boast, or political rhetoric becomes a criminal confession?

Judge: Prosecutor, is the court to understand that you have no independent verification that any interception occurred?

Prosecutor: That is correct, My Lord.

Judge: Then what exactly has been intercepted here? A phone call, or common sense?

Lol and you think APC will let it play out like this.... Person wey dem no go carry reach court till after 2027 election self.... 😂😂😂

She should be in jail or a rehabilitation center.. How screw up can you be or should I say desperate for attention to come up with such... That's why I hardly react on any accusation trend.... Social media isn't a court unless the judiciary fails then u can seek public opinion and support.... It shouldn't be your first option

234Love:
Please let’s get the correct message out. This is not about network. It’s about upload. Just upload and go to the collation center with the result sheets. It doesn’t change anything that is currently done. In the last election a lot of polling stations refused to upload because money exchanged hands. All we are saying is just make it mandatory to upload. Don’t worry about network. Do everything you do today. Just make sure you upload. That’s it

Me talking about network is a factor.... I support the mandatory upload too... They are dodging it using network as excuse that's why I addressed the network issue

This is why we must hold governors responsible for the menace going on in his state nd not the federal all the time.... The governors need to take the bull by the horn and dare the federal at times to achieve real security breakthrough.... Up till now I don't get why South western governors are allowing truckload of able body men into their state from north with documentation

LibertyRep:
You really didn't get my concern. The word MANDATORY means it has to be there. What happens to the result of places where for whatever reason the transmission couldn't happen in real time?

Whether the officials use smartphones or another internet enabled device.... I really don't see why it won't work... We send messages on whatsapp across Nigeria real time... Let inec visit all polling unit and find out which service provider has optimal reception at every polling unit.... Then they need to upgrade their own server too (this is usually the major issue (server crashes)) INEC really needs to do better... Let's not indulge them in mediocrity abeg

So just like that 170+ human beings just died like that not due to natural disaster but coldly murdered in their homes.... This seems to be the height of it in southwest recently.... It's a dare which shouldn't be taken lightly else in the next few months another such attack might happen which will clear the path for these monsters to settle in and that's it..... Unfortunately both the president and governors are only concerned about 2027.... If not I expect all South west governors should be meeting and collaborating and pressuring the federal on necessary support. It's well

LOL 😂😂😂 this ones go use 1 goal collect 4 now

VanuatuWycombe:
IBEDC dey give us light since Saturday I arrived Osun o. Even till now. Abi dem no follow the grid collapse ni?

Each disco has reserved units from monthly allocations.... The national grid allocate units to each discos.... The discos distribute it based on bands and areas of special interest and spread it out for a particular number of time till it exhausted

Lol... Tash... It's just a remembrance about the TAX... They are telling her they are closely monitoring the Revenue... Meaning they know the exact Money to expect from her 😂😂😂

Atiku Just shattering parties with his DOA ambition....

What's with the compulsory poll nairaland keep showing before opening threads..... What's the point.. it's annoying abeg

Sivinic:
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Will it cause her any harm if she declared she was exempted from service probably due to the age restrictions or Why didn't she do it.... Have always wondered why so much importance is placed on the NYSC certificate when in the real sense it doesn't really add any significant value to your academics qualifications... It should be optional

coputa:
When Princess Diana and her lover Dodi Fayed Died in a car crash in paris in 1997, France did not happen to her and her Lover.

When Kobe Bryant and his daughter died in Helicopter crash in California in January 2020, America did not happen to him and his daughter.

When Herbert Wigwe, his Wife, his Son and his friend died in a helicopter crash in California in February 2024, America did not happen to them.

When Liverpool Football star Diogo Jota and his brother Andre Silver lost their lives in a car crash in July this year in Spain, Spain did not happen to them.

But when accident happens in Nigeria, that's when some Nigerians will start denigrating Nigeria.

Ehenn! Nigeria has happened to them yen yen yen...

The accident involving Anthony Joshua in which he lost 2 of his friends in very unfortunate, I wish him quick recovery and may God rest the souls of those that lost their lives and give their families the fortitude to bear the irreparable loss.

The Bottomline is, accident can happen anywhere and anytime.

It has Nothing to do with Nigeria or the location.

Nigeria is the BEST Country in the World.

May God bless Nigeria and Every Lover of Nigeria.

You forgot PAUL WALKER

Na couple vacation inspo... Make Dem dry enjoy

Drama go too surplus Next year.... It's going to be epic

So why wait till now....

LOL 😂😂😂 so she is claiming to be an accomplice in murder? Cos if you know someone was buried there you should blow the whistle immediately.....

Lol pos is just an empty device like a smartphone without a SIM.... Which is useless.... Every POS is linked with a bank account and a user.... You can easily find the operator

The comments on this thread is worrisome.... We have plenty educated illiterate.... Even if the Lady was once a s*x worker.... Under the cyber bullying law it's a criminal offense for the Guy to defame her in public.... Likewise will it be a crime for him to release her intimate photos.... So no money or threat needed... He was arrested and given option to public apologize or do the time or pay fine

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HacheNoire:
Like you don’t know what majority of Nigerian parents will do if WAEC is abolished. You will just get to realize that, no one fails again. They will buy all the grades for their kids.

Nigerian parents are the real threat to education. They have corrupted and bastardized the system.

Have you observed that everyones’s kid is now brilliant and gets double promotion? Only the poor ones don’t get it except kid is extraordinarily brilliant.

But you see those rich ones, they get double promotion before primary 4 and write common entrance in same primary 4 or 5.

Go to common entrance examination centers and go see what’s happening there. You will be amazed. I almost was very sad the day I witnessed it.

So the government knows what happening and wants to counter it. If WAEC is removed. then doom is certain!

LOL them dey run waec too nah.... These days parents drive their kids to exam hall to intimidate invigilators.... Parents themselves approach them with the help of teachers.... That's Why most students with perfect waec results fail jamb or post utme woefully

Lol only in Nigeria Will a known terrorist be doing interviews and online live video yet dss and defense HQ can't pick him up but let a regular citizen criticize the politician or his wife... Dss Will fly from Abuja to whatever village the person is to pick him or her up.... The whole administration should be ashamed....

Is this why new garage and eviron is blocked

LOL 😂😂😂 they are washing his sins away while chasing the thiefing spirit off him with the hym 😂😂😂

Complete deliverance

Blunt Truth is bitter 😂😂😂

Omo since Trump announcement... Everyday has been one issue or the other... Nigeria is really steaming.... Something doesn't feel right.... Feels like we're approaching the boiling point