₦airaland Forum

dontrulee:
That's true ooo. You're looking good correct Babe. How things dey go for your side??

Fine oh fine fine . and you?

Beautygoddesss:
they said its not compulsory and i did nt have email

Okay then you can still go to a cyber cafe to link ur Email if now have one.


by the way how is your day going ? have u heard from victor yet?

dontrulee:
My correct Nigga, I dey alright ooo and you're very safe with me. You're welcome

Nigga ke!
my G I be girl ooooo , check my profile.

Well in own opinion from my observation so far. I think girls from the south east are much more beautiful.Eg :


Girls from IMO state
Girls from Anambra and
Girls from Enugu especially those from Nsukka.


days my opinion dear.

Beautygoddesss:
no

WHY?

dontrulee:
The answer is simple na.
It's 419

Ehhhhhhh dontrulee, my G
how far na Dis one wey u comment for my post I sure say I dey safe.
well how things na.... u goon soon tell how u take no say na 419 .my G you dey creative ooooo .tnk you for quoting me.

Beautygoddesss:
bbygal gud morning i just dey vex how will i create 3 emails that jamb call invalid

Sweet heart didn't u link ur Email during ur jamb registration?

ObamaMessi:
she does. i also do, Benwallt does, and u?

Are u seriously asking me, if course u know I do.

Beautygoddesss:
thks

Good morning love,
how was ur sleep?
feeling good ahhhh
just know dat anytime u feel life like talking to someone, I will always be here for you.

ObamaMessi:
Am fine,do u miss victor?

Of course she does dear.

ObamaMessi:
He was banned for insulting women.

Good morning dearest, how was ur night?
I want to say thank you for yesternight.

Dorwadora:
Just tell us why

Why are you sleeping with your light on?

Why is there is Bible/Quran under your pillow?

Why are you putting a broom behind your door?

Why does sleeping paralysis still freak you?

Why do you still believe ghost party hard in the night?


Why?

Abeg why?

I do not know why they party at night but me I no say ghost no be your mate so even if I grow so old, I go still dey fear ghost.

Badfinga:
Over serious sef. Am doing well. Hope your day went well?

Yes my day went well and urs?
so which school teach you dis one?

All virgins are clingy , shy and extremely shy.

Badfinga:
That is the atomic number na

You are not serious how are you, long time?

Badfinga:
The answer is 143 na

Which one is 143??

Beautygoddesss:
why

Babe did I see Dis very well? what does he mean victor has been banned??

Vincyman:
yes, na simple calculation na

Which text book you see am dear?

Ocholu:
My fren, will you goan sleep!!

What if I don't want to sleep dear?

Vincyman:
Idiot gals

You sure say na d answer be Dis......??

Beautygoddesss:
i tried creating its telling me nt availiable can u show me d way u opened your acct?

Its not something I will start explaining now i will send it via Email.

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Guys I was in one day, when my chemistry teacher came inside the class and she wrote on the board:


CHEMISTRY.

Atomic number\Chemicals.
1:Hydrogen H
2:Helium He
3:lithium Li
and then she turned to us and said does Dis look familiar? our class prefect said yes cos he use to be the intelligent one.
so my was then like since its familiar, name two u know, he stood up and oxygen and fluorine.
so she did to other student untill she got to a girl sitting right beside me and asked her to nam hers. instead of her to name she rose up and asked a shocking question dat came as a blow to the teacher.


"teacher pls something has bothering me since you wrote Dis topic on the board.
pls what is the atomic number for "Idiot boys"


una see Dis question my teacher Neva answer am reach now even all the wey me son read E no dey am.

Abeg wetin be the answer to Dis question?

Beautygoddesss:
ok thanks bbygal

love pls don't be offended, I don't think urs is ready , its not loading.

Beautygoddesss:
am fyn.i tried opening it did not work.
reg no-202210620446bf

Okay I will try it . then give you feed back now.

Beautygoddesss:
fcmb can u check mine for me.congrats

My love how are u?
I used my jamb portal account to check but no p sha send ur registration number or maybe u check it your self by logging into the jamb portal app.

VictorUSA:
Woooow! Scholarship things. Intelligent girl is what you are.

Thank you love I am not dat intelligent ooooo.

[quote author=posty56 post=112739513]na dawg my lat ban no sweet me , so I am trying to avoid one. ,none of this they even move me ashawo wey u dey defend no send una[/quote

I have had enoughbposty whatever u call ur self Dis s should be the very last time you will ever in ur life refer to me as Ashawo.
it seems you love sleeping them, or maybe patronizing them. I swear to God if you call me ashawo again you will regret quoting me dis night.
look at you , you're 21and u are not ashamed exchanging words with a girl of 17 yes.

VictorUSA:
A failed detective who specializes in dull activities.You don't have hope.you are a foolish hopeless old man.At 56 you are a fool, meaning you are irredeemably foolish, jobless, worthless and useless.Again, shine your eyes and see the moniker you should not temper with:Fcmb2022.

Its okay my dear stop wasting ur energy.
so let's talk about important things .
I got my jamb result today and i scored :
338.so what about u any show??

My fellow Nairalanders, for the love I have for my friend Jasmine, I did the most weirdest thing.
I was on my own that day when she called me saying dat she wants me to come visit her in sokoto.
I promised to visit her because she is my bestie, the following day I prepared to go sokoto.
As I got to a certain place in sokoto I became so confused, so I decided to call her because i can't go back to Enugu where I was coming from, I never knew that MTN was going to Barr people's line(those who have not their NIN) as I picked up my phone to dial her number it wasn't going through. Can imagine MTN barred my line without notifying me.
guys I was still in the middle of nowhere ooo, so I decided to borrow someone's phone and call Jasmine's number I never knew that MTN also barred her number.
Guys as I am writing Dis article I am totally stranded in sambisa forest.




pls guys tell me your own experience.

posty56:
you ,that foolish girl and @obamamessi ,were sent. ,how I wish una fit get mouth to face me offline,but I won't fall for this I came back from ban last week and I am not trying to go back so make I respect my self,but Know thiis,that cheap girl no give una fuk

You are looking for trouble.
you see dat ban you go soon go back. E be like say u won collect abi!!!??