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"Akpos Facts of the weekend"...

Balotelli missed a penalty. Mikel scored in EPL. Valdes is catching penalties.
Arsenal is topping the league table. Man-U lost with Webb as referee. Barca had 48% ball possession..
Signs of End time.

What do u think

xynerise: Why are Nigerian actresses making names more than the actors? Na because all the producers na man?

end time tinz

End time tinz

THE EXALTATION OF CROSS

With the sufferings of Jesus and his death on the CROSS i also believe that sufferings is part of my existence. Anyone who does not want to suffer is living above humanity.

We adore you O'CHRIST and we bless you.......... Because by your HOLY CROSS you have redeemed the World

PRAYER:
May GOD who made Moses to raise the fiery Serpent in today's first reading, ....help us to be raised above our sufferings........ AMEN

May that GOD who made JESUS to be raised up on the CROSS so that all men will be drawn unto him, .....also help us to be raised above our expectation to the glory of God (the FATHER almighty).......... AMEN

May that same GOD who raised JESUS from death and ascended him into Heaven, ....also help and raise us above our sins so that we may merit his KINGDOM at the hour of our death.. ....... AMEN

MY JOURNEY THROUGH THE BIBLE:!

I started at GENESIS passing through EXODUS when i saw LEVITICUS taking the NUMBERS of Isrealites at DEUTERONOMY to JOSHUA who were waiting at the gates of JUDGES. RUTH ran along calling ''(1)SAMUEL" "(2)SAMUEL" the first and second KINGS, and the first and second CHRONICLEs are coming to see you concerning the walls of Jerusalem which EZRA and NEHEMIAH have decided to rebuild''. Queen ESTHER was very busy advising JOB to stop wiping but to sing PSALMS in PROVERBS to the ECCLESIASTES including with the SONGS of SOLOMON. Prophet ISAIAH consoled JEREMIAH who engaged in LAMENTATIONs because EZEKIEL refused to tell him the vision of DANIEL but rather took it to HOSEA who was seeing him and was making inquiry from JOEL, and AMOS and OBADIAH was awere of what happened but maintain their peace. Seeing this troubled JONAH he decided to run away, so he entered the same boat with MICAH and NAHUM, but HABAKKUK cried out to the Lord so as to prove to ZEPHANIAH the companion of HAGGAI that GOD will surely restore his people according to ZACHARIAH. Then, MALACHI caught a vision from the Lord which he passed down to MATTHEW, MARK, LUKE and JOHN which they understood it and wrote it down differently. As a result of Gospel, the ACT of APOSTLES were reported to the ROMANS and it was decided that first and second CORINTHIANS should be consulted, not knowing that they were having problms with the fooling of GALATIANS at the EPHESIANS church. the PHILIPPIANS watched with interest while the COLOSSIANS were discouraged of their false teachings. The first and second THESSALONIANS decided to leave them and went to meet first and second TIMOTHY the brothers of TITUS, who was seen teaching PHILEMON his friend the HEBREWS language in brother JAMES' house. Suddenly i heard first and second PETER calling ''JOHN" "JOHN" "JOHN"then he anwsered and i myself turned to know what is happening and they shouted with a lower voice, tell JUDE YOUR REVELATION!!.

Wayne Rooney added 2 new photos of his Head Injury.

Some people seem to be questioning my commitment to the England squad and the fact I had to pull out of the 2 games. There's nothing I would like more than to be helping the lads in the qualifiers. I'm sure people will see from these images the reason why I won't be able to play

PLEASE TRY AND ANSWER THIS QUASTION.

When NIGERIA Steal money, they KEEP it in SWISS Bank.

When they re sick, they go to INDIA or GERMANY.

When they want to invest, they goto AMERICA or S/A.

When they want to buy mansions,they buy in LONDON/CANADA.

They go to DUBAI for shopping.

PARIS for holidays.

When pretending repentance ISREAL OR SAUDI ARABIA.

But when they DIE, they want to be BURIED in Nigeria.

Please let me ask,
is Nigeria a CEMETERY??[color=#000099][/color]

From The Recycled Catholic:

A woman was at her hairdresser's getting her hair
styled for a trip to Rome with her husband. She
mentioned the trip to the hairdresser, who
responded:
" Rome ? Why would anyone wantto go there? It's
crowded and dirty. You're crazy to go to Rome .
So, how are you getting there?"
"We're taking Continental," was the reply. "We got
a great rate!"
"Continental?" exclaimed the hairdresser. " That's a
terrible airline. Their planes are old, their flight
attendants are ugly, and they're always late. So,
where are you staying in Rome ?"
"We'll be at this exclusive little place over on Rome
's Tiber River called Teste."
"Don't go any further. I know that place. Everybody
thinks its gonna be something special and
exclusive, but it's really a dump."
"We're going to go to see the Vatican and maybe
get to see the Pope."
"That's rich," laughed the hairdresser. You and a
million other people trying to see him. He'll look
the size of an ant. Boy, good luck on this lousy trip
of yours. You're going to need it."
A month later, the woman again came in for a
hairdo.
The hairdresser asked her about her trip to Rome .
"It was wonderful," explained the woman, "not only
were we on time in one of Continental's brand new
planes, but it was overbooked, and they bumped us
up to first class. The food and wine were
wonderful, and I had a handsome28-year-old
steward who waited on me hand and foot..
And the hotel was great! They'd just finished a $5
million remodeling job, and now it's a jewel, the
finest hotel in the city. They, too, were overbooked,
so they apologized and gave us their owner's suite
at no extra charge!"
"Well," muttered the hairdresser,"that's all well and
good, but I know you didn't get to see the Pope."
"Actually, we were quite lucky, because as we
toured the Vatican, a Swiss Guard tapped me on
the shoulder, and explained that the Pope likes to
meet some of the visitors, and if I'd be so kind as
to step into his private room and wait, the Pope
would personally greet me.
Sure enough, five minutes later, the Pope walked
through the door and shook my hand! I knelt down
and he spoke a few words to me."
"Oh, really! What did he say?"
He said: "Who messed up your hair?"

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SOME IGBO NAMES AND
THEIR FUNNY DIRECT
TRANSLATIONS
Obiageri = he who comes will chop
Uzoma = better road
Ijeoma = safe journey
Enyinnaya = him papa friend
Ugochukwu = God eagle
Kelechi = thank God
Ifeoma = better thing
Chinedu = na God deƴ lead
Obioma = good mind
Ogochukwu = God's dash
dash
Chima = God sabi
Obinna = papa mind
Uloma = ogbonge house
Onyeka = na who pass?
Chikwuru = na God talk am
Emeka = u do well
Amechi = u sabi 2mrw?
Chukwuebuka = God too
big
Ogonna = our papa inlaw
Chijioke = na God hold im
share
Nnenna = mama papa
Chukwuocha = white God
Ndukwe = life abeg gree
Nnanna = papa papa
Anele = make we deƴ look look
Ifeanyi = nothing wey
heavy
Ogbonna = like papa
Okeke = share of rat
Nnamdi = my papa lives
Ikedi = power dey
Emenike = no do by force

U CAN ADD URS JOR!!!

Rio de Janeiro,Brazil 2013

World Youth Day 2013, stylizedWYDRio2013, will be the 14th international World Youth Day, an international Catholic event focused on religious faith and youth. The host city of World Youth Day 2013 will beRio de Janeiro,Brazil, as announced byPope Benedict XVI at the end of the closing Mass of World Youth Day 2011 in Madrid,Spain.[1] The events are scheduled to be held from 23 July to 28 July 2013.[2]
World Youth Day 2013 will be the second World Youth Day to be held in South America; the second to be held in Latin America with the first being held inBuenos Aires,Argentina, in April 1987; and the third to be held in the Southern Hemisphere. Additionally, World Youth Day 2013 will be the first World Youth Day to be held in a country whose primary language is Portuguese [3], and the first World Youth day forPope Francis.

I am covered with the blood of Jesus christ.

Am scared of this post ooo!

Can someone commit sins through dreams, if yes, does such sin deny us HEAVEN?

How many munite Time remaining plz?

The match no dey finish?

ptanoh: naija football needs total deliverance. TB should be involved

make he better cary his boot go ooo

Time nko?

dozai: Na there 2nd be dat oh. 46th minute na him be 1st. d paddy man just follow half time sneak in. I hope Obuh notice am. dem resemble themselves oh.

lol

Erifenz: Under 20 ideye must score today

anoda ideye?

Can one commit sins through dreams? If yes, is it possible to control your spirit when you are sleeping so that you will not sin against God in your dreams!

Br3nd4: Me t00..

My favourite part is when the kyrie and Gloria is being sung..

I feel like I'm in heaven then..

especially in latin

Trying not to displease God by having sex outside or before marriage and can't also withstand the urge of having sex. What will one do to avoid the act of fornication?

For me i'm confuse but i know some will say that masturbating is the best answer.
But before concluding on this please go through the scripture cf. GENESIS 38:9-10

No how i go laugh u nau!

Who gave secondhand cloths Okrika in Nigeria?

I beg make i ask ooo, is Bill a Gate and carlos so slim? ....lol

alpha conde: The nigerian police command has banned ghannians from attending any TB joshua crusade worldwide

na so it suposed to be nau!

Let him do his job

Charles Taylor's Family Kicked Out From Calabar Mansion

The family of former Liberian president and war crimes prisoner, Charles Taylor, have been ejected from their N2.5million per year rented mansion in Diamond Hills in Calabar, Cross Rivers state. READ MORE >>>> http:// news.naij.com/ 34797.html

THE SEVEN GIFTS OF THE HOLY SPIRIT

BLESSED SPIRIT OF WISDOM:
Help us to seek God. Make him the centre of our lives and order our lives to him, so that love and harmony may reign in our souls. Amen

BLESSED SPIRIT OF UNDERSTANDING:
Enlighten our minds, that we may know and love the truths of faith and make them truly our own. Amen

BLESSED SPIRIT OF COUNSEL:
Enlighten and guide us in all our ways, that we may always know and do your Holy will. Make us prudent and courageous. Amen

BLESSED SPIRIT OF FORTITUDE:
Uphold our souls in every time of trouble or adversity. Make us loyal and confident. Amen

BLESSED SPIRIT OF KNOWLEDGE:
Help us to know good from evil. Teach us to do what is right in the sight of God. Give us clear vision and firmness in decision. Amen

BLESSED SPIRIT OF PIETY:
Possess our hearts, incline them to a true faith in you, to a holy love of you, our God, that with our whole souls we may seek you, who is our Father, and find you, our best, our truest joy. Amen

BLESSED SPIRIT OF HOLY FEAR:
Penetrate our inmost hearts that we may ever be mindful of your presence. Make us fly from sin, and give us intense reverence for God and for our fellow men who are made in God's image. Amen

////////// PRAYER ////////

GRANT, WE BEG YOU, ALMIGHTY GOD, THAT WE MAY SO PLEASE YOUR HOLY SPIRIT BY OUR EARNEST PRAYERS, THAT WE MAY, BY HIS GRACE, BE FREED FROM ALL TEMPTATIONS AND MERIT TO RECEIVE THE FORGIVENESS OF OUR SINS, TROUGH CHRIST OUR LORD. AMEN and AMEN

MAN : Where is God when bad things happen?

GOD : I am where i was when my only begotten son died on the cross

GOD, continue saying: He called me, when he said (Father why have you forsaken me?) but i did not answer him and he died.

GOD : Man why are you asking?

MAN : Because many bad things happened to me and i have suffered greatly on earth

GOD : Then go to TODAY'S GOSPEL (JOHN 15:18-21) and you will find the reason and courage to your question!